The Lohans Have a Bastard Sister!
Filed under: Lindsay Lohan > Wacky, Tacky & True > Dina Lohan > Michael Lohan > Aliana Lohan
Michael Lohan, ex-convict and father of Lindsay and Aliana, has confirmed reports that he fathered a child out of wedlock!
Dina must be pissed that this news has gone public!
Lindsay and Ali did not know that their Daddy's secret daughter existed.
The bastard child is 13-years old and looks a lot like Linds mixed in with Cody, the youngest of the Dina/Michael brood.
In a statement to OK! magazine, Michael says, "Years later [the woman he was messing with behind Dina's back] contacted me, convincing me that I was the only person she was with and that she had my child."
Michael's illegitimate daughter has reportedly had many conversations with Michael, the girl's mother tells the pub.
He even called her for her 13th birthday, but he has never visited her or provided financial support.
Sounds like Michael will probably see a child support lawsuit soon!
[Image via WENN.]
first!! and scandalous!!
NOT FIRST
haha
Now he has his own child to pimp out–if the mother will let him. I'd like to see a picture of her.
3rd!
You scumbag! A bastard is a person without a father! The right word is illegitimate you piece of shit! You make your living calling children names. I hope your parents are laughed at for the rest of their lives you miserable fuck!
can this family BE anymore f'd up!!! My goodness! and what the hell size shoe does Ali where…my GOD - she gives Paris a run for her money - no pun intended!
Quit infesting our world with these whores!
7th
Perez - don't be a turd and call this poor kid a bastard. be evil to the Lohans they deserve it, but leave this one alone.
Re: hatep – FYI - back in the day - illegitimate children were known as bastard children.
That's great news !!
At least there is a chance that there is one normal Lohan.
Lindsay is so dirty looking. Her younger sister is scary and
old looking. The mother is slutty looking.
Hate that family.
how could it look like lindsay? she looks alot like dina…….
gotta love the drama…wonder if this'll make on dina's show?
and probably that mother and the child also want to be a celebrities…
fIRST SUX. And u wonder what's wrong with these kids??!?!??!
god ali lohan is ugly. i knew the little cunt wore blue contacts. either way, she is still ugly, dont care what color she covers up her BROWN eyes.
Oh isn't that faculous news for the Lohan siblings to find out their daddy was dickering around poking his peener into people other than their mum and got one of those people pregnant? It is really interesting how now this has been made public. Methinks ulterior motives on someone's part, and money is involved, big-time. Freaks. They's all freaks.
Perez - don't be a turd and call this poor kid a bastard. Be evil toward th Lohans, they deserve it, but leave this one alone.
I always thought all those kids looked like Dina, so how can his illegitimate child look like Lindsay and Cody?
Wouldn't it be awesome if this new girl becomes a hip hop star and leaves Ali in the dust? Then she could go on and do movies and be really successful and not be a drugged up lezzy asshole and leave Lindsey in the dust!
sucks for that girl to be brought into that family
third potential candidate for rehab?
Seriously, calling an innocent 13 year old a bastard is a new low.
[b]OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG WHAT MESSED UP FAMILY[/B]
Re: jcb –
Bastard is not a dirty word in this case. It's what kids who are born out of wed-lock are called.
Fucktard is a dirty word, as in you are a fucktard, you fucktard!
Re: FReal – That would be great!
Is Aliana wearing one of Lindsay's old dresses? They also need to start putting money away for the Lohan college fund for that girl (boob job).
Re: tommy –
see post 26
LiLo can do a duet with Lily Allen, "my half sister is no longer a mystery…"
Let's lose the word bastard, unless you start calling Hispanics spics…
NOW NOW P BABY!!!!! BASTARD IS A NASTY WORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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IT'S NOT THE CHILD'S FAULT
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IT'S NOT HER FAULT THEIR PARENTS WERENT MARRIED
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EVERYONE GOES GA GA OVER BRANGELINA'S KIDS JUST CAUSE BRAD'S SUCH A HUNK…….BUT THEY'RE NOT MARRIED EITHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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IF YOU WANT TO CALL SOMEONE A BASTARD GO AFTER JIMMYJAZZ!! I'M ABOUT TO BLOW UP MY LOCAL GAS STATION!!!!!! THAT'S A FUCKING BASTARD!!!!!
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I'M THE BIGGEST FUCKING BASTARD IN THE MIDWEST!!!!!! I GOT YOUR BASTARD BITCH!!!!!! HOLLER AT HO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Does the drama ever stop with this family!!!!!!!!!!
Who cares anymore??!
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awesome!!! it's nice to see someone else go through the emotional roller coaster i have gone through being brad pitts illegitimate child.— don't worry it'll be "accidentally" leaked to all major entertainment circuits soon.
i cant believe i saw a pic of ali and her lips were big now they are like bird lips… i cant believe this lil hoe is trying to have black folks lips at her young age,, i gues the black boyfriend is next…. like they said the new black WHAT THE F@CK!!!!
omg!!!!!!!!
"bastard child"
perez ur so mean poor little girl
now everybody is going to call her bastard bitch
that's gonna be hard for her
lol
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
STOP CALLING THAT POOR GIRL A BASTARD
YES, I KNOW THAT"S WHAT PEOPLE USED TO CALL KIDS BORN OUT OF WEDLOCK, BUT NOT ANY MORE
PEOPLE ALSO USED TO CALL HOMOSEXUALS, FAGS!
COME ON PEREZ, THE GIRL IS 13! I"M SURE YOU HAVE PEOPLE READING THIS BLOG THAT YOUNG. MAYBE EVEN HER OR HER FRIENDS.
JUST WHAT SHE NEEDS A GROWN MAN CALLING HER NAMES!
Lindsay looks so gorgeous here. I love that dress.
bas·tard Audio Help /ˈbæstərd/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[bas-terd] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun
1. a person born of unmarried parents; an illegitimate child.
And for those of you who called out Perez because you did not know the meaning, you fall somewhere betwen:
id·i·ot Audio Help /ˈɪdiət/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[id-ee-uht] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun
1. an utterly foolish or senseless person.
2. Psychology. a person of the lowest order in a former classification of mental retardation, having a mental age of less than three years old and an intelligence quotient under 25.
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mo·ron Audio Help (môr'ŏn', mōr'-) Pronunciation Key
n.
1. A stupid person; a dolt.
2. Psychology A person of mild mental retardation having a mental age of from 7 to 12 years and generally having communication and social skills enabling some degree of academic or vocational education. The term belongs to a classification system no longer in use and is now considered offensive.
He sucks. Bitch about Mr. Lohan in thebadboyfriendclub.com k? Thanks.
Yea! Another future rehab patient. I am sure Dina has contacted her already to manager her 'career'…pathetic!
Thought their bastard daughter was Lindsey
get that kid a Reality Show!!!
Now that he knows, he needs to visit her. The poor little girl should be getting more than just a phone call about now. It's about her now, and not Michael. He's had his days, and needs to live up to them; a child is a gift.
Oh my, Lindsay has such beautiful breasts. Wow!!
Fugg and Fugger. What did Lindsay Lohan do? Who is she? oh yeah- wasn't she in one dumb movie like 5 yrs ago? Why do I care?
Now she is bi sexual, still really ugly, and why do I care?
And her little sister is even worse.
You go too far Perez!
Re: cutie – cuitie you trash can there are some white ppl that have full lips not just blacks folks tard
Linds call me i'll lick every freckle off ur fire crotch samantha looks like her ass stinks f'in stinch ball
ali's feet are enormous, wtf
eww if its as ugly as ALI is than let him just keep it
Hello? DNA Test? "Convincing me I was the only one she was with?" Suuuure! He's such a media whore. That kid may not even be his but he had to put it in the press and in front of his kids first. What a fucking asshole. Even Jesus thinks you're a stupid fuck, Michael Lohan. All the sobriety in the world won't fix that. In fact, he's not sober because he's addicted to fame. Traded alcohol and drugs from OK! Magazine covers.
What a piece of sh*t!
Perez, you slam Dina but how are you going to slam her about a child her husband fathered while married to her? AND, if this is all true the girl should get child support? Surely Michael is hovering below the radar so that it appears he doing nothing whatsoever to make $$.
Dina held her head up high and never told the public of Michaels sleaziness. I'm glad that it's coming out. Who knows what is next from Mr. Lohan. No wonder why Michael Lohan has found G-D, he really needs him/her right now!
if this is true than the girl would be happy atleast lindsay is on her side, although easier said than done! lagossipgirls-com
oH sHIT…. The drama never ends
first of all, her feet look big cause they're in pointy flats… STUPID.
second of all, the girl isn't even famous yet and she's being made fun of for living fatherless for her first thirteen years? nice. there are so many more polite ways to say she was born out of wedlock. it's not her fault her parents are fricking morons.
EWWWWWWWWWWWWW hahah LOOK AT HER FEET THERE HUGE CLOWN FEET CLOWN FEET!!!!!!!!!!
Ok, I've had enough. Calling a 13 year old a bastard is the last straw. Can anyone give me an address website with better taste? Goodbye Perez, your 15 minutes of fame in my world has ended…
They've also got a bastard father.
she looks like a bitch tbh..
whoah! that little kid has BIG feet!
You're a piece of shit. How can you calla 13 year old child such deroggatory words? Unless you're completely stupid (whic, I admit, could possibly be your case), you know "bastard" is an extremely offensive term for an illigetimate child. Why are you so fucking cruel toward innocent children??? There's a special place in hell for people like you, lardass.
Well, on an episode of "Living Lohan" Old lady L is talking with Ali about who her favorite brother is (Cody or Michael) and sisters, and she says (Lindsay or Aliana). So, she obviously knew about it before hand.
Oh Good Lord, there's another one of THEM out there??!@@## Jesus, help us all!!!!!!!!
How classy, perez, to refer to a child as a "bastard". You are beyond scum.
Poor Lindsay can't catch a break. No wonder she's so fucked up. Look at the retards that raised her. Both parents should be sterilized.
I just hope we never see this kid in any form of entertainment. Fucking media-whores.
damnnnnn….look at the size of Ali's feet!!!!!!!!
Perez=
scum sucking asswipe calling this poor child a "bastard"….she didn't ask to be born out of wedlock. The only bastard is the one who put that mean comment up about her.
omg! What a poor girl - to have a father like THAT PIECE OF CRAP! I feel sorry for that. He is not even ashamed he never visited her or send money but he has the balls to CALL HER?? Unbelievable!!!!
ali looks preggers in this dress.
Is Ali Lohan a midget?
I LOL'D.
god, the lohans are such cunts.
holy crap i would be completely shattered..
i feel so bad for lindsay and her siblings
no kid should have to deal with that wow.
do you think that little girl likes to be called a bastard you have no class
Why would this be a surprise to anyone! With a wife like Dina who wouldn't go elsewhere??!!!
PEREZ….how could you not comment on the size of the lil' sistah's feet! They're fucking HUGE.
Lindsay is so pretty and Ali actually looks her age in that photo.
who uses the term bastard anymore douche bag
How dare u?I used to think u are ok but seriouslu U NEED HELP!How dare you calling a person and especially a child BASTARD!U ARE A BASTARD for talking like this.You are a shame for the american nation.That's the vaules in America today - the so called progressive country? - calling a kid BASTARD?You think thats cool?U need professional help.U are SICK.
That little Lohan is scary looking…she looks older that Lindsay
Who's the slouchy, old cunt to the left of Lindsay?
Micheal is an asshole!!!
Why do you have to call a person a bastard like that? It's not thier fault that adults are so ignorant and shitty, give her a break, usually you are smart and understanding especially about kids, but this is low, the kid has no power to change the circumstances, lighten up fool!
Deadbeat check
Wife-beater check
Ex-con check
Born-again Christian check
Cheater check. Now her father…
How tall is Lindsay?? 5'-7"-6'?? Her sister looks like a midget!!
who doesn't
Lindsay is 5'4.75" or 5'5" tall. Ali must be 4'-6" tall!!
Aha! 4 foot 11 inches and I think that is stretching Ali's height. Who was the last superstar just over four feet tall??
HAHAHAHAHA!! (Jenny from above) Those are some "gunboats" on the ends of ALi's legs!
Is it just me or does Lindsay's lil sister look like a woman??
I love this website. LOL
Perez you can call anyone a bastard child. I bet Lindsay can really find her true self her.
wow,must be a slow news day. let's hope this one wouldn't try to "sing" like linds and mini wannabe or go hollywood. after all, look how well that's worked for the rest of that messed up family!
Re: hatep –
actually, according to dictionary.com, "bastard" means "a person born of unmarried parents; an illegitimate child." so technically, "bastard" is the correct term, seeing as the child's parents were not married to each other.
i feel bad for all the Lohan siblings. I found out i had a brother a yr. younger then my little brother(parents were married at that time) and it really sucked i couldn't imagine having to go through it in the public eye
Why do you have to call her a bastard! (yes I know its the term someone born out of wedlock) You're a fat cunt Perez!
I have always Hated the B-word, You F-word!
Re: James – I agree!
Re: Actua – F U