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The Original Poppa Joe is Desperate!

Filed under: TV News > Reality Television > Z List

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It seems everyone is getting their own reality show lately…or wants to get their own show.

The newest member on the list is none other than the original Poppa Joe.

Yes, Joe Jackson, Janet and Michael's dad, is putting together his own reality show.

The yet to be titled series will follow Joe's life as he tries to get his boys back together one more time.

Uhmmm, but don't his kids hate him???

It will also show Joe as he develops new artists for his company Chi-Coast Entertainment. Oh, and did we mention he's also got a clothing line?

Yea, they'll be showing that on the series as well, as he tries to launch the clothing line named Hayvenhurst. It's named after the Jackson family estate in Encino, CA.

Poppa Joe says, "Being the father of ALL of the Jackson's, it is the father who is putting the Jackson's back together, father knows best"

Huh? We don't know what he just said.

Wonder if Michael will make an appearance on daddy's show???

You know he needs the money.

Forget that, they should just give Michael Jackson his OWN show!!!

Now that we'd watch.

[Image via WENN.]



55 comments to “The Original Poppa Joe is Desperate!”

  1. 1

    first????

  2. Marqu says – reply to this
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    Yahoooo perez is gay

  3. K-fed says – reply to this
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    boycott, all these Jacksons…, child-abusers should be in jail

  4. Lala says – reply to this
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    He was a very strict Father. Who did things right-obviously, BUT Did So many things wrong-obviously!

  5. lizan says – reply to this
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    Re: pammy109

    you are an idiot.

    and btw, didn't he pave way for such parents of success-meal tickets (lohans, spears, simpson?). i'm just sayin.

  6. lol says – reply to this
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    gay

  7. lola says – reply to this
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    perez's clothing line bombed LOL

  8. Keven says – reply to this
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    Are You kidding?
    These ungrateful Kids aren't supporting Their old Man?

  9. LINDA says – reply to this
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    I wouldn't watch, listen, buy anything to do with Michael Jackson!
    How the HELL does the child Molester still have THOSE kids? Key word missing-"HIS" kids!

  10. Mary says – reply to this
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    Thank you people, who vote for democrats like Obama. Thanks for the high gas prices. Don't complain since you shmucks listen to uninformed people like Perez Hilton before you cast your vote for dip shits with law degrees and no business savvy.

  11. WTF says – reply to this
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    HE FUCKED HIS KIDS UP….NOW HE WANTS A REALITY SHOW…WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  12. k=H=k says – reply to this
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    zz if he waz my father…I'd killed hiz azz along time ago zzz
    zzzzzzz who wantz 2/look at hiz ugly face? zzz no one zzz

  13. Amos says – reply to this
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    Gross. He looks like a scumbag Joker.

  14. vanes says – reply to this
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    some of the jackson's are going to be on a reality show in britain. i dont think the dad is part of it though

  15. twink says – reply to this
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    He looks like a piranha.

  16. lex says – reply to this
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    what man who is not a tranny, shaves his eyebrows and draws them back on????

  17. Hones says – reply to this
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    The only reality show this guy would qualify for is Worst Parent Ever. He has raised a litter of animals, perverts and fools. that's not much to be proud of. And what's with the outfit? He looks like a 12 year old retard.

  18. Danny says – reply to this
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    What an ugly, ugly man.

  19. gardn says – reply to this
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    that guy is so fugly, it's easy to see where the jacksons got their "looks" from…

  20. What? says – reply to this
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    P;EASE TELL ME IT'S NOT SO… That PEREZ HILTON is in fact Papa Joes "Love Child" ?? Please it can't be true, can it??

  21. casey says – reply to this
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    Holly Crap it's the Joker!!!!

  22. tom says – reply to this
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    why is he not in jail? obviously he molested his own kids. What is wrong with the court system?

  23. MojoC says – reply to this
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    I remember back in the day, Daddy Joe endorsed a product called "Joe Cola." Actually, it was pretty good… tasted a little like RC.

  24. Troy says – reply to this
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    THEY DONT HATE THERE FATHER HAVENT YOU SEEN ALL THOSE PICS OF HIM WITH HIS KIDS SUPPORTING MIKE WITH HIS TRIAL OOPS I FORGOT IM SURE YOU "PEREZ" WAS SOMEWHERE SUCKING A DICK OR CRYING CAUSE A CELEBRITY YOU TALKED SHIT ABOUT THREATNED TO SMACK YOUR ASS YOU SUCH A SORE LOSER AND I DO MEAN LOSER!

  25. lina says – reply to this
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    24TH!!

    IM SEXY

  26. Mooke says – reply to this
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    like an evil mummy! yiikes like father like son?/

  27. 27

    jesus christ this guy looks like satan himself.

  28. NcYBY says – reply to this
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    It's like THE JOKER fell asleep on his tanning bed!

  29. Glov1 says – reply to this
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    Re: WTF – You could have left off the word "UP."

  30. 30

    What´s up with the eyebrows Joe?!
    Pfft, wouldn´t watch this show if they paid me!
    Michael on the other hand should get his own show! I love that man! :D

  31. Truth says – reply to this
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    Michael jackson is not broke he own half of sony/atv worth over a billion $$ he own songs form emimen, elvis the beatles ect. He also owns his own property and music catalog. Also he was found innocent on all 10 counts yet 3 years on peoeple still think he's guilty, stop reading tabloids….bad news sells!

  32. HOLYC says – reply to this
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    HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!
    THAT FACE LOOKS LIKE IT'S MELTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    FUCKING SCARED ME!!!!!!!!!!

  33. La ti says – reply to this
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    Perez you need to either learn how to write or proof read your work. Do you mean "NOT that we'd watch"? C'ome on

  34. kate says – reply to this
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    wtf is his face melting off?! seriously joe, go crawl under a rock!

  35. JESSI says – reply to this
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    THAT I'LL BEAT YOU COMMENT WAS THE FIRST FUNNY THING YOU HAVE SAID IN ABOUT A YEAR!

  36. jenny says – reply to this
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    Re: Hones

    WOW, it amazes me how someone would lash out such an ignorant and disgusting comment, like the Jacksons or not, no one has the right to call them such horrible names…specially since ur pathetic ass has never met them.

  37. Redde says – reply to this
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    Who cares about this guy and his crazy family………..

  38. goobe says – reply to this
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    The MONKEY doesnt fall far from the vine does he?

  39. 39

    Only in America, kids, only in America.

  40. L Mo says – reply to this
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    Joe Cola, I remember that. Atika wtf are you whining about now? The Jacksons are doing a reality show overseas dumbass. You should get out more .

  41. Anthe says – reply to this
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    Bahaha, his face is falling off!
    :D!

  42. Ellen says – reply to this
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    It looks like he melted!

  43. Kiki says – reply to this
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    So this is the guy who messed up so many of his kids? Love the gangster look with the suit and hat. As for the eyebrows, what can you say? So he wants to do a reality show. Maybe he'll bring out a clothing line too. Isn't that what you do in LaLa land now. And a perfume!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  44. tome says – reply to this
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    it's alive it's alive it's alive………….the monster lives

  45. what. says – reply to this
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    he abused his children? there's a lifetime special all about it. everyone calling him ungrateful. there's definitely a reason his son is so fucked. he was forced to be a superstar so young. fuck that. who would watch his show.

  46. dee says – reply to this
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    this cunt shoud be in jail, what he put his kids through was pure abuse , now look at them

  47. Chris says – reply to this
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    OH MY GOD…he IS wearing one of those big ol' cheesy hoopy earrings! Wow, I'm impressed. Great look, pops.

  48. chase says – reply to this
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    his eyebrows are fierce!
    lol
    ugh that would be a boring show.
    he's a mess and so are his super messy kids.

  49. jenbu says – reply to this
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    what a horrible man.

  50. super says – reply to this
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    WHY?
    ???????????????????????????????????????
    HE'S GOT NO KIDS LEFT TO EXPLOIT!

  51. bugid says – reply to this
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    Let me get this straight…..When Mike is doing well HES BROKE…..When someone accuses him of child abuse one minute and the next minute there gone…Mikes Rich.

    Hmmmmmmm

    As for the rest of the Jacksons their NOT fvcked up because of Joe their Fvcked up because they have NO talent what so ever or money…Theres a Reason Mike and Janet are the last 2 Finacially Standing

  52. 52

    he look like that guy from austria….fritzel.

  53. Keesh says – reply to this
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    He done look mean. I bet he beat those chilrens

  54. voice says – reply to this
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    (quote)"The only reality show this guy would qualify for is Worst Parent Ever. He has raised a litter of animals, perverts and fools. that's not much to be proud of. And what's with the outfit? He looks like a 12 year old retard."(quote) To Hones..you should know right? because you yourself are a product of rabies infested mutts so it takes one to know one right? And judging by how ignorant you are I'm sure it's safe to say that's not much to be proud of and I bet most of you up in here bashing this man and his family probably don't have the slightest clue as to who their pappy is or have some poor unfortunate bastards of your own out there that you don't even take care of so you need to kill that noise and stop hating because at the end of the day they'll still have more money then all you Bitches put together…damn backwood INBREEDS..

  55. Jane says – reply to this
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    gawd - he looks like the Crypt Keeper!