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Little Known Facts

Filed under: Joel Madden

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Joel Madden enjoys a nutritious cigarette while hanging out with friends in Larchmont Village, Los Angeles, on Thursday.

The rocker is the lead singer of the band Good Charlotte.

Smoking has been proven to help singers hit high notes and sing very well. It gives voice a beautiful textures.

Doctors recommend you smoke a pack the hour before you go on stage, in case you didn't know that.

Hopefully he's smoking around little Harlow. The second hand smoke is proven to make babies smarter!

[Image via Finalpixx.]



279 comments to “Little Known Facts”

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  1. Ilse says – reply to this


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    Thank you for your sarcasm perez! :)

  2. Freda says – reply to this


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    I love joel!!

  3. me says – reply to this


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    I preferred your militant anti-smoking to your sarcastic anti-smoking!

  4. Krist says – reply to this


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    Newborns and young infants aren't even supposed to be HELD by someone who has recently had a cigarette or has the smoke in their clothes. Fucking idiot.



  5. 5

    most rock stars smoke cuz it actually does give them that "sexy" raspy voice….but smoking does kill (even though i smoke)…..hopefullly hes smart enough not to smoke around a new born baby

  6. selby says – reply to this


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    FUCK OFF

  7. nads says – reply to this


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    love it. way to speak out perez.



  8. 8

    LOVE THE CIGARETTE SARCASM!!!!! And I smoke.

  9. UGH! says – reply to this


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    You drive me crazy! I don't know who you think you are… So what, he's smoking OUTSIDE. Get off your high horse, Perez!



  10. 10

    so dumb… stop smoking!!!!

  11. kry says – reply to this


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    what was the point of that

  12. bobby says – reply to this


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    Oh, shut up perez. Leave the smokers alone and take care of your fat self…

  13. Brand says – reply to this


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    Oh shut the fuck up and give up on the smoking, so unnecessary. You don't like smokers, awesome, but there's no reason to condemn them for an addiction.

  14. J says – reply to this


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    mind your business, perez

  15. j says – reply to this


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    I'm sick of reading your dumb posts about smoking!
    people let you eat and get fat
    you should let people smoke and get cancer

  16. Sam says – reply to this


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    really. leave the sarcasm to me, it doesn't suite you.

  17. , says – reply to this


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    Doesn't obesity cause heart disease and type 2 diabetes? Eating twinkies does a body good.

  18. Tara says – reply to this


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    Hmmm, I remember him saying something about quitting for the baby….I bet she hasn't kicked her heroin addiction either.

  19. Melis says – reply to this


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    Gross.
    It's such a disgusting habit.

  20. roo 2 says – reply to this


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    dying a slow death, smokers are idiots!

  21. sg says – reply to this


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    ugh ur so annoying….I hate people who are so high and mighty they feel the need to press their beliefs on other people. Let people be who they will…not everyone is as 'perfect' as you. ohhh and there's my sarcasm! enjoy

  22. fgds says – reply to this


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    hah funny shizz

  23. Princ says – reply to this


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    honestly,
    i think he is a disgusting creep.
    nicole richie could do soo much better.

    although i do admit Harlow is a cutie.

    FIRST.

  24. suck says – reply to this


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    What's wrong Perez. Havent been rammed up the ass lately??

  25. smoke says – reply to this


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    I love the irony, Perez… Smokers are dirrrty

  26. mona says – reply to this


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    if he wants to smoke let him smoke it's not hurting you any
    why be so judgemental and no i am not a smoker

  27. jacky says – reply to this


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    perez drinking alcohol is just as bad why dont you rag on the drunks as well because it is more pc the smoking alcohol kills too!!!!!!!!!

  28. mo says – reply to this


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    I thought he said he quit when Nicole got knocked up?

  29. revol says – reply to this


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    sarcasm is angers ugly sister.

  30. ugh says – reply to this


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    perez, shut the fuck up.

  31. lesli says – reply to this


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    ease up perez you are sounding like an old fart!

  32. nics says – reply to this


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    WHO FUCKING CARES??? It's not your business if people want to smoke! It is not evil, it's just a stupid habit! It's also unhealthy to be as obese as you are. It's also hypocritical you don't call out Parisite for smoking-yet bitch about every other smoker.

  33. m says – reply to this


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    you forgot to mention that smoking gives you super hairy balls



  34. 34

    wow, and i didn't think you could be any more of an asshole. even if it is sarcasm that is WAY out of line you are such a fucking dickhead MARIO

  35. there says – reply to this


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    Now, seriously, that was a retarded post!!!!! Suppose Angelina shoots heroine in front of her kids?? You are so lamely biased it is unbelieveable!! Your blog has gotten really dull. you freak

  36. Emma says – reply to this


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    hahahahahaha a little reverse psychology

  37. Victo says – reply to this


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    Perez stop being annoying about ciggarettes already. Some people like them some people dont some people are gay some people are not… catch my drift?

  38. s says – reply to this


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    who said smokers are the new jews?

  39. lol says – reply to this


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    hahahaha i thought this was serious for the first couple of sentences!! anyone else?!
    smoking is nasstyyyy *thumbs down*

  40. Kaitl says – reply to this


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    I love how you jump on people like a shark for smoking, but you can't say shit about their talent.

    Doesn't it suck for you, Perez, that this is the United States and not Iran, and self-appointed, megolomaniac, pseudo-socialogists can't order people around and tell them what they can and can't put into their bodies?

    And if that was the case, don't you think someone would order YOU to stop eating like a hog, since obesity now tops the #1 cause of preventable death in the U.S.?

    GOD BLESS THE U.S.A.

  41. J says – reply to this


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    SMOKERS SMELL
    SMOKERS SMELL
    SMOKERS SMELL

    CAN WE SHIP THEM OFF TO A PLACE WHERE THEY'LL INHALE EACH OTHERS SECOND HAND SMOKE AND HAVE NO HEALTH CARE

  42. Jonst says – reply to this


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    Used to smoke dincha Perez… the reformed ones are the worst.



  43. 43

    I learned from my own experience that it is also real good for the heart, not to mention the production of sperm too.

  44. Sarah says – reply to this


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    I could've SWORN I read that he quit smoking when Harlow came.
    (as is stated above)
    PLEASE STOP SMOKING!!! Not fair to baby!

  45. ugh says – reply to this


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    Fuck you Perez. Just because you don't smoke doesn't mean you have to talk shit about everyone who does. I'm pretty sure shoving cocks up your ass isn't fucking healthy either, asshole.

  46. Jon says – reply to this


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    WTF what do you have against smoking Perez!!! Im sure he dosn't smoke around his daughter

  47. bbb says – reply to this


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    no- alcohol is not as bad as cigarettes- wine or beer in moderation has been shown to be beneficial in health. Cigarettes have no known positive health outcomes.

    Perez- your verbal irony is trite. Also, if you are going to use sarcasm- also employ better grammar fucker. It are go good with pizza. You speak like a 14 year old twit who texts all day.Be a role model for the English language punta!

  48. Megan says – reply to this


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    Too bad you couldn't find a photo of BARACK OBAMA smoking, because he does!!!

  49. Emily says – reply to this


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    Benji (The Hunchback) and Joel (The Fairy) used to rail so hard on everybody that smoked and drank when they were coming up in our hometown. They used to give everyone a hardtime about drinking smoking having sex everything. THey used to walk around like they were the moral compass of mankind. Meanwhile they treated their family like crap and used everyone they could. Now they are dating the ex heroin DUI driving eating disorder talentless hack and the lil rich girl with the porn video. Those dudes are the biggest losers I have ever met.

  50. meg says – reply to this


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    get off your high horse!

    why do you even care?

  51. susan says – reply to this


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    Of course smoking is bad for you. I'm thankful I was finally able to quit. As someone pointed out most musicians smoke be it cigs or pot. They all pretty much smoke pot. You seem to forget Nicole also smokes cigs. So does Paris Hilton and the list goes on and on and on………………….

  52. Natal says – reply to this


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    Your right Mario. Cigarettes cause cancer its not good for you blah blah blah…You know what else isn't good for you? being obese.Obesity complications are the number one reason for hospitalizations and the majority of where the medicaid/medicare money goes towards. So its safe to say that fat people are costing taxpayers a hell of a lot more than smokers.

  53. dibs says – reply to this


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    dibsmagazine.com

  54. nicol says – reply to this


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    Re: Krist – you obviously didn't note the extreme sarcasm here…you're the fucking idiot twat

  55. trist says – reply to this


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    although sarcasm at times is hilarious, for this kind of thing…its better to keep quiet

  56. f says – reply to this


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    yesss sarcastic perez! i love it

  57. Sara says – reply to this


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    your sarcasm isn't funny because smoking isn't funny. it's disgusting and a disappointment that i now have with your site. you really let a lot of your fans down perez - i would expect more of you.

  58. Starr says – reply to this


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    Come on Perez lay off on the smokers all the time.



  59. 59

    I thought you were suppose to be reporting on facts.
    Not thought out eloquent personal opinion.

  60. Migue says – reply to this


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    Ever think about how someone might not understand that this is sarcasm and take you seriously?
    Honestly, there are people out there stupid enough to take what you say as fact, and I really don't think it's a smart move to leave it to those people to act on what they've learned on this website.
    I'm not dissing the site, I just think that sarcasm in print is a dangerous road to go down. (maybe a little disclaimer would remedy this?)



  61. 61

    Re: trist
    I second that.

  62. kat says – reply to this


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    your sarcasm is funny perez, but i like the icky poo posts better.

    cause smoking kills, and thats all there is to it.

  63. smoke says – reply to this


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    Wait, I always forget which is Benji and which is Joel. I thinkJoel is with Nicole who is scary skinny again.
    Koel seems okay but too many tats- ugh. but he has a decent vibe.
    Benji though, ugh! Sems a bit guarded.

  64. HJ says – reply to this


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    Say it ain't so. I thought he gave up the cancer sticks for Harlow? It's a hard habit to kick.

  65. Janin says – reply to this


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    If he was smoking next to the baby then that would b a story. Hes smoking outside and chillin, in case u didnt realize perez celebrities are human not robots programmed to be perfect. Please give celebrity gossip thats needed, not stupid.

  66. Cyndi says – reply to this


    66

    I'm laughing so hard I'm crying!

    Smoking is a disgusting, lethal habit and I LOVE the way you're bringing attention to it. Perez, if you can convince ONE person today to quit smoking, you saved -more- than one life. Thank you so much for continuing to make an issue out of smoking!!

    Love you!
    Cyndi :-)

  67. JUDSO says – reply to this


    67

    Perez,
    Love you to death. Shut the fuck up about smoking. You can find something less boring to care about.

    Jud

  68. matt says – reply to this


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    Hey Fagrez, a lot of entertainers smoke, we get it. You're beating a dead horse. You also cover a lot of gay stuff, so why not have a beef with butt plugs and astro glide? Enough.

  69. donna says – reply to this


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    it must be hard being so perfect, perez.

  70. Julia says – reply to this


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    Fuck off fatman

  71. Hanna says – reply to this


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    Perez Hilton enjoys another meal

    He is the celebrity blogger and fashion designer for hot topic

    Being obese has been proven to lower blood pressure, relieve atherosclerosis, and decrease your risk of getting diabetes!

    Doctors recommend you you keep a bmi of 30 or greater for the full benefits of being obese!

    Hopefully he stays this way so he can sit at his computer and continue to criticize others for their bad yet legal habits!

  72. Fonzi says – reply to this


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    Perez has jumped the shark.

  73. @v@ says – reply to this


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    He's smoking outside, so it appears to be a slow scandal day. I like this guy.

  74. chica says – reply to this


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    honestly perez shut the fuck up about all of this
    maybe if you smoked cigarettes you'd lose your appetite and have that perfect beach body for the fourth.
    desole

  75. MegMo says – reply to this


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    Honestly, give it a rest Perez.

  76. David says – reply to this


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    I don't like it when you're sarcastic.

  77. sally says – reply to this


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    The mighty self-righteous often fall tubbs!!!

  78. Cindy says – reply to this


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    SHUT UP!! You fucking idiot!!! Last time I heard cigarettes were STILL legal. ASSHOLE!!!

  79. Jen says – reply to this


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    Perez, I appreciate your vocal stand against smoking. I LIKE that you call celebrities out on it and encourage them to quit. You can be a nasty little bastard, but I think you do a lot of good. And in a strange way, I think people need you right now. You're a breath if fresh air in a very twisted society. So…thanks.

  80. Nat says – reply to this


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    ooh perez! I love it when you're snarky!

  81. Joce says – reply to this


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    wtf, i was on larchmont all day and i did not see him!

  82. sayyw says – reply to this


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    stop trying to be funny your not
    people smoke your stupid sarcasm isn't going to stop anyone from smoking

  83. emily says – reply to this


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    you're so fucking obnoxious

  84. girly says – reply to this


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    Re: UGH! – stop. smoking is terrible for the body, and terrible for anyone else who is also OUTSIDE who passes by. its a disgusting habit. i have smoked and i don't anymore b/c its filthy and a waste of money.

  85. Court says – reply to this


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    Re: Krist – um, SARCASM.

  86. Tracy says – reply to this


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    Where did you get your facts from, since when does smoking = intelligence



  87. 87

    Grow up Perez. Your a fat ass (food addiction) and hes a smoking addiction and guess what both addictions kill.

  88. TR says – reply to this


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    Who really cares if a celebrity is smoking, this whole smoking thing has gone way too far.

  89. Court says – reply to this


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    Re: Kaitl – Wow. People like you never cease to amaze me. He's trying to lose weight, dear.



  90. 90

    Perez, your sarcasm is pathetic, hun. Can't you just, hmm, IGNORE the cigarettes altogether like a normal person?!?! Oh, sorry, that's right, you're orally fixated.

  91. 13 ye says – reply to this


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    "It gives voice a beautiful textures." You're a fucking idiot!!! Can't you have a intern proof-read your shit, please?

  92. fuck says – reply to this


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    okay…seriously…don't post anything. i read your crap because i am bored at work and have nothing better to do, but really you are so wack. i am a cuban gay from miami very familiar as to who "you" are. you gross me out. give it a break. you are fat…cruise on the internet for sex…which has led to some serious problems healthy wise as does smoking….your an idiot…get a life. you feed to so many gay stereotypes. hatefull, catty, nasty grossness. please dont talk about your cuban roots…not only are you a poor example of the gay community, but your represintation of the cuban community does nothing for us.



  93. 93

    He seems like hes got some weight! Baby weight!

  94. amy says – reply to this


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    harlow madden = such a porn name

  95. gengh says – reply to this


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    I just quit smoking 3 weeks ago after 25 years of smoking 1+ packs a day. It was hell. No patch, no gums, no meds, nothing. Just stopped. I had these huge waves of nictoine yearnings that just washed over me about once every 30 minutes. Then after 3 days they were gone. Cool! I'm real confident I will never go back, I feel too damn good. Everyone should quit! It's hell for about 3-5 days, but after that, smooth sailing! And I smell good! Fresh breath, hair, skin, clothes. You absolutely can't beat it. Not to mention saving $5 a day.

  96. funny says – reply to this


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    whoever said the line about shoving cocks up your ass not being healthy = HILARIOUS!!!

    Who cares if he smokes.

  97. sucki says – reply to this


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    WAH WAH, quit your bitchin.

  98. jessi says – reply to this


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    you're such an asshole.

  99. Chane says – reply to this


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    Sucking on a cigarette is better then sucking on a dick

  100. x says – reply to this


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    these posts are my new favorite. yeah, they just moved up ahead of fill in the blank.

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