This is not a joke.
Michael Lohan held a press conference last night (Friday) about his bastard child.
The spotlight hog had the following 'media alert' sent out on his behalf:
*MEDIA ALERT**MEDIA ALERT**MEDIA ALERT**
WHAT: PRESS CONFERENCE WITH MICHAEL LOHAN IN REGARDS TO SOME RECENT ALLEGATIONS THAT HE WILL BE ADDRESSING
WHERE: Ritual Supper Club
1743 Cahuenga Blvd.
Los Angeles, CA
WHEN: TONIGHT, 6/27 at 9pm
MICHAEL LOHAN STATEMENT
I have known Kristy since 1983, I hadn’t seen her for 12 years. Dina and I were separated and I had seen Kristy, she was in the middle of a divorce. Years later she contacted me convincing me that I was the only person she was with and that she had my child. My lawyers will sort this out.
CONTACT: XXXX Big Machine Media®, XXXX@bigmachinemedia.com
Is this really necessary?
And, how come we weren't invited???
That hurts! After all we've been through!
[Image via WENN.]