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Daddy HoHan's Addiction To Attention

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This is not a joke.

Michael Lohan held a press conference last night (Friday) about his bastard child.

The spotlight hog had the following 'media alert' sent out on his behalf:



WHERE: Ritual Supper Club

1743 Cahuenga Blvd.
Los Angeles, CA

WHEN: TONIGHT, 6/27 at 9pm

I have known Kristy since 1983, I hadn’t seen her for 12 years. Dina and I were separated and I had seen Kristy, she was in the middle of a divorce. Years later she contacted me convincing me that I was the only person she was with and that she had my child. My lawyers will sort this out.

CONTACT: XXXX Big Machine Media®, XXXX@bigmachinemedia.com

Is this really necessary?

And, how come we weren't invited???

That hurts! After all we've been through!

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31 comments to “Daddy HoHan's Addiction To Attention”

  1. matt says – reply to this



  2. miche says – reply to this



  3. katie says – reply to this


    LOL good god, how sad!!!

  4. 4


  5. Jen says – reply to this


    OMG!!! Who Cares?? Linsday Lohan's dad is so pathetic. He is using her to try to gain notoriety for himself. What a sorry person.

  6. tb says – reply to this


    Poor Lindsay, Michael Jr, Ali, and Cody to have this attention whore as a father. I can't imagine how embarrassing it has to be for Lindsay that her dad uses her fame and in the embarrassing ways he uses it. That should be a family member issue and not an media frenzy. She's got her shit together and is working hard on her movie and now this shit happens. As for that new lady of his….she looks like a dog (an ugly one)…Dina is waaaaaaay hotter!

  7. Lola says – reply to this


    Be a Father and quit thinking about yourself, Moron!!!!!

  8. sam-n says – reply to this


    porkchop, you wrote the book on addiction to attention. unfortunately, like mr lohan you have nothing to back it up with.

  9. Shane says – reply to this


    what a fucking looser. only here in the US would we hold a press conference to celebrate the fact that he cheated on his wife and has had a child for years that he ignored.

    this whole family needs to go away QUICKLY

  10. jess says – reply to this


    when I first rea that I though it said ritual stripper club

  11. Annie says – reply to this


    you're so desperate perez it makes me sick

  12. wacka says – reply to this


    why is this family getting attention other than lindsey? I'm baffled

  13. Gosia says – reply to this


    As somebody in the PR industry, I can say that this media alert is very poorly written. But then, it's no surprise, is there?

  14. 14

    He need to keep His Mouth shut…and his zipper!

  15. krist says – reply to this


    will you quit calling her a bastard child, shame on you for not knowing better.

  16. fuck says – reply to this


    this is dumb.. he's famous for being someones dad.. which does nothing… and has no job or life. does lilo even talk to him? so really.. lets all just not even pay him any attention. perez.. stop putting him on here.. hes a douche bag.

  17. LB says – reply to this


    Thank you Krist! Perez I have read your site for years and am impressed by your commitment to minority rights, etc. but using the term bastard is unacceptable and personally offensive to many individuals. Irresponsible parents deserve any comments they get, but all children deserve respect regardless of where they come from!

  18. 18

    Re: LB – Number Re: krist – Number 15/17, a bastard is a bastard is a bastard. If parents are so irresponsible or disdainful of the rights and dignity of their bastard child (any offspring conceived outside of the bounds of marriage)—then that child should NOT be ashamed of itself, BUT DEFINITELY should know everyday of the rest of its life how irresponsible and disreputable and reprehensible its parents were. The virtue lies in the power to overcome a stigma the child is not personally responsible for, and to NOT make more bastards.

  19. 19

    You cannot and should not sugarcoat sin, wrong-doing, and making excuses for irresponsible, reprehensible behavior. It sends the message that it is acceptable behavior, and erodes at traditional social mores and ethics.
    That's the problem these days. People are so busy condoning bullshit and forgiving the unforgiveable—and cowardly and afraid to speak the frank unadulterated Truth. Call a spade a spade.
    Have some guts and some nuts to face the harsh realities of the world with realism and pragmatism.

  20. Flubb says – reply to this


    Do we care? Do we really…

  21. yuck says – reply to this


    This guy is such a LOOOOOOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!! ya know i have to say there many things about lyndsey i can say i dont like but, look what she comes from!! I think the rest of the family is not so bad, they seem nice and loving at least. I'm sure lyndsey would have been ok if she had not gone hollywood. We'll see whats to come of ALi, shes cute for now. DOnt give this guy any attention, its what he is soooo wants!! Try giving your kids some attention you fool!!

  22. 22

    I really Do Hate him.
    But im not that big of a fan of Lindsay or Ali either.
    And it seems now that Lindsays doing a little bettr,
    Her dad wants to come in and ruin it all with
    some story he probably just made up.
    Dosnt he know,
    That whatevr he does Hes NOT getting that show!

  23. tanya says – reply to this


    honestly.. i think that's pathetic. who the hell cares if you have a bastard child or not? just because he's lilo's dad doesn't give me shitall to be acting like he's a celeb! lame lame!

  24. LH says – reply to this


    Shame on him, using his daughter as part of the show.

  25. CMG says – reply to this


    Stop writing about this sleazebag. No one cares about him, and he is a lying sack of shit. I almost don't feel like reading when he is on Perez. Lame.

  26. dr. p says – reply to this


    lohan is a big fat sweaty testicle sack (with hair) he is a media whore who needs to get fucked in his stupid ass! i hope someone will soon shove a mop stick in his eye balls! he is a half bald sack of shit, and not just solid shit….diareahal watery grenn shit…the kind of shit you take after eating a bowl of icecream, tacos con chorizo, frijoles, carne asada, salsa verde, tortillas, and a strawberry shake, and a bowl of cereal to wash it all down.

  27. dr. p says – reply to this


    oh p.s. why is this LOSER ALWAYS WEARING A SUIT? HE HAS NO JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  28. j-b says – reply to this


    "Dina and I were seperated"………………so he goes and has a kid? I think Lindsay has done remarkably well considering these parents. This guy is a pig.

  29. Redde says – reply to this


    He's nothing but a bum and loser, he should leave his kids alone. Maybe pay support for the one he denies jerk.

  30. dede says – reply to this


    Jesus, he needs a new publicist. That's a really poorly formatted press release.

  31. eva says – reply to this


    I don't really follow *all* this stuff because I do have to write sometimes. But Perez, do you really think this dude is an attention whore? I think he's really *trying* to accomodate a level of attention he has no idea how to handle.

    Not everybody is a pro, yanno?