Mini Me's Sex Tape Partner Speaks!
Filed under: Wacky, Tacky & True > Media Minute
On Friday, Tampa's MJ Morning (Radio) Show aired an interview with aspiring actress Ranae Shirder, the girl who appears in the instantly infamous Verne "Mini Me" Troyer sex tape.
One of the morning show's major players was a college classmate of Ranae's.
Lucky break for the show!
Ranae revealed to MJ and crew that she met Verne on New Years Eve (this year!!) at the Playboy mansion, they dated for a few months, moved in together, but unfortunately broke up just after the Love Guru premiere recently.
It's crazy, but they apparently still live together — separate bedrooms, of course.
During the interview, Ranae said that she wants everyone to know that she's not a gold digger, wasn't using Mini Me to advance her career and wasn't financially supported by Mini Me.
Uh huh.
But, most importantly…the show asked the million dollar question and got Ranae to spill about Mini Me's mini me.
Radio Show: What is Verne working with? Like what is his mini me? What is it like? What is he working with?
Renee: The only thing I'm going to say. This is all I'm going to say. Um. As previously reported on interviews made by him, it is definitely not a tripod.
Radio Show: So Verne is 2'8", 2'10".
Ranae: 2'8"
Radio Show: So you're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"
Renee: Yes.
She also went on to say that neither she nor Verne authorized the release of the sex tape.
The tape was stolen from their home and a police report has been filed.
Suuuuuure. Whatever you say, Ranae!
what a douchebag. seriously
why does perez keep posting things i can never forget?!
"It is not the size of the hammer,
its how you pound it!
i don't know if it's got a sex tape, but that dog is very cute!
omg that bitch is so mean!
hhrrmmmmm
And we care because?!?!?
What a bitch! Why is she going to talk bad about her former boyfriend for? Especially since he is the only reason she gets any attention at all. SKANK!
** You only talk negative about a guys dick if he has wronged you. You only pull out those guns if warranted. How the hell can she live with him & talk like that about his Johnson? That would be some awkward walk past him down the hall or while you're toasting a bagel. Atleast he can't beat her up for it !!!
He is such a douch he made it look like he has a rep to hold up when he dosent, he has as much of a good rep as Paris Hilton. He so leaked this out on purpose!
vomit…
fuck, imagine a baby produced by that pair…
DOUBLE VOMIT!!
HOW does a chick lookin' like HER end up at the PLayboy mansion?!
HOW does a chick lookin' like HER end up at the PLayboy mansion?!
HOW does a chick lookin' like HER end up at the PLayboy mansion?!
HOW does a chick lookin' like HER end up at the PLayboy mansion?!
HOW does a chick lookin' like HER end up at the PLayboy mansion?!
crazy.
She's ugly on the inside and the outside. They're perfect for eachother.
his mini me is probably still bigger than David beckham's micro me
can't say I'm surprised!! She's pretty hot but crossed the line!!!! Mini dick or not talking shit is fucked up!!!! All these women talk shit about oh they need a big dick but in reality you can only go so deep before you hit the cervix ( I should know!!) give Verne a break!!!! He slept with a beautiful women that screwed him over…,,,, not the first or last!!!! Yeah ladies some of us guys are suckers for a pretty face and we know another hit on a crack pipe is bad for us but sometimes its just so fucking fun!!!!!
Perez -
I have to admit, I feel bad for Mini Me. He must be so embarrassed. Also, this could ruin he chances to make a living. He doesn't deserve this. Please
be kind to Mini Me !! This is one person I would not diss.
I don't think he has anything to be embarrassed about. He is a dwarf/midget. His anatomy is suppose to be proportionate to his size. It doesn't make a difference if that is considered small for a normal regular height man. The point is, he is like every average man - proportionate to HIS size. I don't know why people are making such a big deal about it and insinuating he should be embarrassed. He shouldn't be.
Also, if he didn't want he to do that radio show - I am sure he could of prevented her. They do live together. I bet there is more behind this story then what people are broadcasting. All of this is garnering him a lot of attention during the release of his new movie. Negative attention press is still press.
She looks like a nasty crack whore, fame whore, scraggly whore, plain old whore. Who she to be talking about anybody's dick?
what kind of woman would wanna fuck a man who looks like a baby? she must be a child molestor or something, that is really nasty. and btw hunny, you are not gonna be a model, you're ugly.
Yup, and the robbers just had a hunch that a sex tape could be found at that residence. How come nobody ever thinks to break into my home and search for one????
CAN U SAY DESPERATE……FAME WHORE…..VIDEO WHORE……..ETC…WHAT IS THE SIZE OF A MIDGET/DWARF'S DICK? HUH?
I have to admit, I feel bad for Mini Me. He must be so embarrassed. Also, this could ruin he chances to make a living. He doesn't deserve this. Please
be kind to Mini Me !! Retrards and midgets are people too……….
Danny Piedade
Gross, so that's like fucking a pinky finger then.
I used to work with her @ a restaurant in Brandon, FL. Sooo weird!!
i wud. seripusly i wud
this is disgusting… i realize he's an adult, but seriously its like child molestation, i couldn't have sex with someone who's 2'8. way to weird, and gross.
People. Please. Like it or not, life is not fair. He is a midget. I am sure he's been very happy to have sex with a woman like her. If you believe otherwise, you are really not being truthful. There are not many midgets who get to be with a woman of her looks. As for his dick size, clearly he is a tiny person - if he were packing a normal sized sausage we would have all NOTICED before. Duh. I think perhaps he is enjoying everyone knowing that even if it's small it works just fine. He's a guy. I'm thinking he's proud of it. He didn't have to make the tape. Maybe he wanted to have it forever because he doesn't get tons of chances like that. ps - JENBU, the dog IS adorable and I'd definitely prefer to see it's sex tape (as long as it's with a real dog that is).
she kinda looks like tori spelling with brunette hair. what was she thinking!
I couldn't even watch a clip of this video*BLAH* but I read it was 50 min long~huh? If any1 was brave enough 2 watch it is that true?
He look Disgustingly Thin Drug? or sick!?
Where are friend's when you need them?
MJ rocks! Listen to him every morning. He had those hilarious Brit billboards.
Publicity stunts are so interesting….yaaawwwn.
Why is it that everytime a celeb's sex tape is shown all over the web, they always report the same thing : it was stolen from my home. Please, they put their sex tapes out to get press. It's not like the theif will know right away what an un-labeled tape/cd really contains…
That chick is hideous. He's better off fucking the dog, she's much cuter.
sorry, I don't get it. It just seems like you'd be having sex with a toddler with facial hair and a cigar.
I think this is bullshit. He's rich, she's not. Money talks. If Verne wants to be with a so-called normal chick, then that's his prerogative….and news flash, it ain't like it's the first time. I'm sure he's screwed many a pretty ladies, because one way or another anyone can pay for it. I do feel bad for him though, because no one would care if he wasn't a little person. I'm sure there are plenty of so-called regular guys out there with equivalent dicks…..sad, but oh so true.
She's a complete idiot if she thinks she's got America fooled with the whole
"It was stolen" act.
You're a gold digger, sista!
How did her fugly.. and I mean FUGLY.. ass get into a Playboy party? I heard this chick is trying to be a model??? Has she ever looked in the mirror?? He was probably the only guy at the party who paid her any attention.
They shouldn't call him Mini-me, more like GAG_ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wow;
Shes Deffinetly a Gold Digger!
'Aspiring Actress', a well known Midget, Sex Tape.
What do you think.
Seriously could she be more obvious?
Mini who? sorry… we don't hear much about his thriving career now a days and no one expected anything more than what she is hinting at from someone 2'8. The only place this sex tape is gonna make money is with pedophiles and folks that are into little people. I think they did this to get some free press and are making money on the back end.
I think the drawing of the MINI-WEE is a little exaggerated Perez!
Or is that a disgusting fantasy?
Re: Reali – You are GROSS!!!
I thought it was Adrienne Currie in the pic.
Do a separated at birht, perez
i love how they always say the tape was stolen from their home, like anyone will believe that. seriously who is going to take the time and entering into someones house and all they want to steal is a sex tape??? wtf. these two along with all those other celebs need to get brains and realize that the whole excuse of "it was stolen" is retarded
im da baddest bitch! what?
It seems like all celebrities are victim of theft when it comes to sextapes…Who is this mysterious person who "steals" sextapes from celebrities? And why the fuck would they have time to go through tapes and review them and why does it seem like celebrities just have these sextapes on the top shelf next to the tv for easy access! Bull shit Mini Me is just broke and knows that there wont be another STUPID ASS AUSTIN POWERS MOVIE and their not gonna make any more wizard of oz movies so he's outta business…no long repin the lolipop guild!
mini me is filth
We saw the tape this morning and mini me puts a strap on near the end of the movie and also uses what we thought was a dildo but it was a vaccum cleaner attachment,however her personal floorplan had very little carpet.. In a real touching scene The Rock appears and helps the poor girl along and Jessica Alba also has a cameo where she tosses Verns salad but Vern forgot that she doesnt like onions, she then gots real mad and stormes out of that scene. The movie was released just in time to rekindle what little interest there is in the underperforming film The Love Guru. Dr Rand Pink got involved in this release because he partnered with a company to manufacter and distribute MINI ME RUBBERS. They plan to sell billions in China and throughout Asia. Next thing you know there will be a reality show called Sex Tape Bandsits .Does EVERYONE have a sex tape. I know at our house we're always looking for acotch tape. Well, I guess we're not that hip.We thought thumbnail creampies were what happens when someone's nail came off when making apple pie. Boy did our son's computer show us otherwise. Watch for the release of my new single I'm dropping called Baby Wash Dat Thang.and the new love ballad Damn I Can Smell You From Way Over Here distributed by 25 to Life Records.
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She reminds me of Billy Joel's daughter, Alexa Rae. LOL
Ehwwww! Thats not right! Its like a baby alien trying to reproduce with a crack addict?!
damn! even when she squats she is still taller than him! how is that even possible?
As dinkie as IT might be I'd still bet it's twice the size of PEREZ HILTON?
To me it's not half as disgusting as that PIG, Heidi Klume diddling that NASTY FREAK she goes down on?
I saw the movie and it was unbelievable. First, Ranae tosses his salad and in the process almost swallows Vern, but luckily She was able to grab him by his balls and pull him out of her mouth. Then Ranae attempts to blow Mini Me but has a hard time putting his little shvene past her puckered lips. So she just pretends to cool his wieenie down by exhaling a lot of air over it. The best part was when Vern tried to give Ranae some head and fell into her wide and open vag. Ranae almost was unable to fish Vern out of her vag, but Vern apparently crawled out using his extended finger nails. When Vern was peeking out of Ranae's vag she quickly grabbed his head and yanked him out. I could tell you more but it was basically a yawn after she yanked him out of her vag.
He's even more of a freak than my pygmy-ass ex-husband.
So he's boinking a jewess?
sure. it was done with a hand-held camera not a tripod at the end of the bed. nice try.
skank.
mj didn't get lucky. his show is the best radio morning show on the planet!
Re: Maria –
BWAHAHAH
THIS WAS TOTALLY WRITTEN BY MINI ME. CAN U MAKE IT MORE OBVIOUS SHORTY???
Re: gr –
Please continue to post. You are WAAAY more interesting and laugh out loud than perez.
Re: Meemi –
MORE FROM YOU PLEASE
She got camel face!
He should call himself "Mini-Cheese!"
I would sue. Having my face splashed across the internets and media outlets for cavorting with a deformed, bent-up, gimped-up dwarflet like Mini-wheats would be uber-humiliatiing. Seed Of Chucky, anyone.
Re: Meemi – Wwoohhnnddeerrffuull, 56. Nothing like a yawning pu$$y. Did she let escape a loud qweeve when she yanked him out?
Actually I think that Vern is the better looking one. Ms. Thang looks freakish, if that's model material, let all the homies move to CA
why cant i get a girlfriend again?
EWWWWWWWW..SHEA ONE SICK FUCKING BITCH GOING DOWN ON A BABY DICK.YUK.
wow was i sore after the love machine got done with me;; my vadge is still pounding;; mini,s hung! i think i need stitches,
If the sex tape gets release everyone will know how small Mini-Me really is anyway, so that's no big deal. I'm not sure how she was able to do it with him since it would be like having sex with a toddler … an extremely ugly toddler. But then again Heidi Klum is basically having sex with a burn victim, so I guess some women's standards aren't that high.
I heard Perez is portionate of a man of 2'8 also
who would fuck either of them?
Im really disappointed the tape ran out before they got to the part where he burrows into her ass like a tiny gerbil…oh well, maybe in the sequel…
I COULD NEVER DATE A GUY WHO WAS THE SAME SIZE AS MY POODLE!
OMG
She looks just like him!!!
Perez, que arrepentido eres that you are not wearing a shirt from
www.mosquita-muerta.com
We still love you…
Don't forget your roots
-.- this is stupid
How'd you like to be the beat cop who has to take that police report? How on earth would you keep from laughing?
Sheesh, this bimbo has some issues.
BITCH PLEASE…..THE TAPE WAS STOLEN FROM YOUR HOME……RIGHT!
i bet he's the size of a tootsie roll. my tampon is prolly bigger than his dick.
Its sad but that was the grossest thing that I had ever seen! I mean, he's an adult person and has every right to have sex but it just did'nt look natural. She is a very unusual woman cuz I would have never been able to do that!
When you see his interviews and people talking to him, Verne seems like a really nice, down to earth guy. I think it's really amazing that "people" can break into your house, burglarize it, and take the sex tape. Hey Ranae, now that's a way to jump start your non-existant Hollywood career. Like I said, I like Verne, so don't walk in front of my car, honey.
what sex tape…but love the dog.
that dog looks like it's about to bite the shit out of her.
What a nasty whore.
Midget porn,hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Ranae Shirder looks like Alexa Ray Joel.
This is too degrading for Verne.
How ’bout a threesome with that shaggy mut,the chic, and the midget!
Was anyone else violent ill after "seeing" this tape?? I mean I saw just the few second promo about it on TV and felt so sick. YUCK, YUCK, YUCK!! Not that little people shouldn't be having sex….but, can you imagine being that girl!? Verne Troyer is gross…..not cause he's little, because he's gross. Please, I hope she does not get any more attention for this. She happens to date him for 6 months then a sex tape is mysterously released…whatever. Please erase this from my mind!!
IF YOU AGREE…LET THIS POST DIE!!! Do you really CARE about this story? The sad midge is flailing for the last of his 15 mins. & the whore is trying to latch onto Vern's last grasp. Let them die with dignity…….(zzzzzzzz)
How can she let that freak hit her? Seriously gross!
Wow I never knew a woman could actually have a horse face ewww fug now has a bar set
The surest sign of a trailer trash background is a "funny spelling" for one's name (Ranae, Debbye, Jayne, Sindee etc).
I had a chance to view the sex tape and it was funny. First there was Vern repelling up Ranae's skirt and into her vage where he almost fell in but luckily Renae was able to grab the little shits ass before he fell in. After Vern did the best he could licking her he replled down onto her shoe with a wee little nubby hard on. Once Ranae saw the tiny boner she smiled and tried to lick it but was anable to because it was so tiny. Vern was pissed and repelled back up her skirt again and onto Renae's inee belly button, where Vern proceeded to hump it. There's a little wee squirt and Vern puts on a very happy smile. The video tape then gets a little fuzzy and all you can see is what appears to be Vern sleeping on one of Renae's breasts and snoring and all I hear is Ericcc, Ericcc, Ericcc, Ericccc, ……. Ericccc!!!! Go figure!!!
this is so ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww gross. it would be like dunking a man the size of my baby finger.
I wish these people would stop lying and just admit they lent thier sex tapes out or told people they made one…Its one thing to make a sex tape and for a relationship to end and the partner spreads it around..its another thing for them to constantly say "it was stolen"!! These "celebrities" get thier houses broken into more than people who done even lock thier doors! Im sure they have the security they need to protect thier belongings…and then they go as far as making police reports…what a joke! Can you imagine breaking into a rich persons home celeb or not and ONLY taking a sex tape?????Nothing else not even some money or jewelry??? PALEEEEEESE!!!!!
[bold] I'M HORNY [/bold]