The Week In Gossip
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Posted: June 28, 2008 at 4:51 pm
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hahaha perez sounds super cool on this
QUIT WHORING YOURSELF OUT.
God, you're as bad as the celebs you make fun of!
Fuck all the black nyggers.
suck me perez, ur so hot
Perez it seems you have been reading the comments. Usualy every weekend you slack! This weekend so far you haven't slacked! Its nice to see though your paying attention to your fans! what did u think when they asked u to comment on I Love The New Millenium? "ITS NOT EVEN OVER YET!!!!!"
hahahahhaa
so now perez give us all for free what he attempted to sell for 5 dollars a month??
u see perez? nobody wanted to pay for your shit. Giving it us for free is good
thanks puta loca!
Re: Emma –
Fuck you!! Ignorant cunt! And if you're going to throw insults at least have to balls to spell it correctly!!
Dude, the local papers say that Jackie Chan died of a massive heartattack on Thursday @ his home, can you confirm that?!!?!?!
perez you sound like a fat bitch (chick)
you fat fuck how dare you delete my comment
That recap is NOT fun.
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It never is, but nice try at tricking people into listening to it after we've intentionally tried to ignore it ever since you made our ears bleed the first time you posted one of these.
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your voice is the most annoying thing ever… even more so than your terrible spelling
Perez, que arrepentido eres that you are not wearing a shirt from
www.mosquita-muerta.com
We still love you…
Don't forget your roots
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Perez, you are not meant for radio sweetie. Your voice is irritating as hell!! I could barely listen without barfing.
PEREZ IS DEPRESSED AND BITTER. HE IS JEALOUS OF BEAUTIFUL CELEBRITIES (OFTEN WOMEN) AND SPEWS HATEFUL MESSAGES. I'M SORRY YOU'RE OVERWEIGHT, BUT DON'T TAKE IT OUT ON OTHER PEOPLE. YOUR 'STORIES' ARE WRONG MOST OF THE TIME. PEACE OUT!
Perez is a waste. No one in Hollywood likes him. He can't even spell correctly most of the time or produce legitimate stories. He seems to be particularly jealous of young women in Hollywood- he constantly criticizes their bodies when we all know he does not have a great physique himself. Perez honey, work out your aggression at the gym. That is all. If you delete this, I'm going to know it's because I'm right.
I love you Perez…I'm sure you don't give a f*** about what other people say!
stay fabulous mwah xoxo
So do you never update anymore?
If you all freaks hate him soooo much then why the fuck do you come on this site and waste your time by writing comments?? You need a life
Re: PinK – Shup Pink you TWAT
Dear PINK- spoken like a true fatty.
26 comments so far in this DAY
Thats how relevent you are
haha
blog about celebs and try to keep yourself out of the picture please
no one cares
Great job Perez…by the way you are looking great….Keep it up
Haha no one will pay!
fatty perez oink oink.
All you swinish little penniless nothings trying to insult Perez are wasting your time.
Remember the Paris Hilton rant on N*GGERS? Well, she was merely saying out load what 99.99% of whites really feel.
We don't mind LEGAL Mexicans (and that includes "hispanics", whatever that means - and who cares) as long as they're cleaning our toilets and weeding our flower beds.
But the colored are entirely useless, as many of you here are so ably proving.
So leave Perez alone. He has created a great site that all you lesser humans are jealous of.
Piss off.
First! I'm first! You dirty bitches! Line up to recieve anal penetration! I am hung and you'll be stung! Cause I'm first! First! First! First bitches!! Ass to mouth for you!! Ass to mouth for your mother!!! I'm first!! First! First!!
I thoughts I'se was gonna gets to see a video of you, my precious Perez. But jest the voice was alls I gots. I does love to see you—see that you're eatin' right and takin' care of yourseff. I luv ya, baby.
Re: pinch – Number THIRTY-THREE, yes 33, XXX in roman numerals, what the fuck are you talkin' about…???
Loser.
I means XXXIII (in roman numerals).
First! First you little bitch! Ass to mouth! I'm first! Again I'm first!! First!
Re: pinchecagon – Number 37, pipe down, boy. And I do mean "boy".
supermodel Ruslana Korshunova, 20 JUMPS TO DEATH IN FINANCIAL DISTRICT in New York City,wow and perez don't have that new…you call yourself a blogger.
That "guy" who invented "BRATZ" is worth $35 million dollars Hellooooooo
guys stop being mean to poor perez! if u're stressed,just get some great porn at www.skeetube.com to relax urselves. they just uploaded some hot videos. check them out!!!
……….Itz filthy…I luv{♥} it…………….
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Where in the hell
did u find that pic?
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U r the funniezt thing on here..
I hope y'r grlfriend don't try beat my azz in my front yard 4/saying..
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fatzo, PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE stick to blogging. your voice is the most irritating thing I've ever heard. I almost took a skewer to punch a hole in my ear drum to put myself out of the misery of listening to your homo, annoying voice…please stick to blogging…please please please please please please please… but at least you didn't put up a video of your disgusting face, do I do thank you for that
give up already no one cares.
This is recycled recycled "news". No one wants to hear you - just your voice is not pleasant at all. At least when we see your face and body it explains why the voice sounds like it does. Without that, it's awfully bad.
Perez-
You best rethunk your views on Denise Richards!!! I once thought as you did-
but after watching her show….she is really a great mother and seems to be a good person!! I think you should be dogging her ex!!! He is the one remarried w/ a SHADY past!!!
Perez, where are you ?? You haven't updated your site in more than 18 hours! What's up? You don't need that much sleep
Update:
Super model takes a plunge off skyscaper in NY at age 20 crushing her arms and cracking her head wide open.
Jolie may have a box office hit
Anti Barrack Hussien Obama graffitee of government owned vehicles in Florida that read " Obama smokes crack " sloggans sprayed and business cards supporting Hillary Clinton campaign found! Obama camp in Florida campaigning for the Hispanic vote.
"Eloha Nigavym" says – reply to this
Kinda strange Perezhilton allows a gaping human vagina with fingers poking in it pictured on his web site and yet words are blocked.
Re: k=H=k – Number 43, I loves you, too, Krazi Hot Kelli. I hope you dasn' mind me usin' your name, but I have been readin' your posts for months and really likes you, too.
Of, course, Mammy never said Lawzy, but Prissy did (In GWTW) but I think this pic of Mammy is wonderful. Just google "images" of GWTW or Vivien Leigh. I dasn' mind tellin' you, because you's good people.
Re: Grace – Number 50, they's dasn' seem to be pokin' in it,….jess kinda….displayin' it. And everthang seems alls to be's well-manicured. Iffin you knows what I'm sayin'. Now that you mention it, it is kind of….personally invasive…..in a metaphorical kinda way. But I'se seen far worse things in my life. Whooooo, Lawzy.
Next time, please, type your recap… you have a terrible voice! the most horrible voice I've heard actually, I can't go pass 5 secs in any of your videos
Just stick to writing about celebrity gossip. Noone cares about all the other crap your tying to do. Your blog is suffering because you are neglecting it. I find myself going to other sights before yours now…which never used to be the case.
your voice makes me want to turn away from this site — stick to blogging
your voice is not good man, just blog
Perez is really lacking on the updates.
Re: Kate –
wtf perez? you havent updated this in too long. it's almost noon here on the east coast and i havent seen anything new since like, 4 pm yesterday. riCOCKulous!
and not only that but if we're on your site, this week wrap up crap is waaay stale news. you're stale bitch! growing mold.
60th! UPDATE PLEASE, gawwd
hey perez
I think your awesome…and all these people must make you feel like shit. Remember, they are on your site. Your site is about poking fun at celebs. And they check this site too!!!
So you might have tried out a podcast…and cleary you didnt get a good review.
But your still the shit! And your hilarious. So keep doing wat your doing!
And i dont blame you for expanding your horizons and seeing whatelse works for you!!!
And i guarantee that allll thes people will be back on later this evening checking out your blog!!
TEAM PEREZZZ
Just curious if I am the only one annoyed by this link every week. Id rather read the shit than listen to the nails on the chalkboard. He should file it as perez' audio or something so I dont click that shit. God thats annoying especially in the morning.
Seems like Perez is slacking. I keep checking back and there's never anything new on here! Need to find other more up to date sites to keep up with, I guess!
Nothing on Sienna Miller marriage wrecker..? Baltazar Getty…
a lot of you who have to use racial slurs and spend your free time bashing on perez through his blog are unfortunately blessed with IGNORANCE. its unfortunate that YOU the reader have to use perez's blog as an outlet for aggression. i hope youre stupid high schoolers that are oblivious to your stupidity, however, i seriously doubt that.
there has to be something wrong with your executive functions of your frontal cortex if you still deem racism appropriate. IDIOTIC. obviously your comments that bash on the way perez looks, well maybe YOUR the insecure fat and jealous reader that hates the fact that perez has a lot of influence in the entertainment industry (celebrities and artists often check out what perez has to say about them), he is probably making more money than you, is obviously more well known than yourself, and unlike you he is confident in his presentation because it is who he is (not to mention you hate the fact that hes looking better everyday and youre still gross insecure you).
update yo shit! is there some urgent krispy cremes opening with free food?
Perez is a damn slacker-this site is getting OLD!
Re: diana – Shut up Bitch!
Perez!!!! Give us something to read! You haven't updated for a long time now. Get to work!
billary divorce
Even if you lose all this weight and go jogging shirtless in Malibu, you will gain it all back come winter, then you'll go hibernate with a cage full of gay porn and hot pockets you fucking homo.
Update: Amy Winehouse scuffles briefly with a reveler at the Glastonbury Music Festival when she steps down into the pit!
Actors strike looming in Hollywood! Could be imminent.
Perez is at the Gay Pride Festival in SF this w/e, I don't expect an update until tomorrow or Tuesday when he can be pried off of the gigantic Beckham underwear advert.
You made your name as a blogger, but it seems you've decided to take weekends off. That really sucks - i've stopped checking in on the weekends and turns out I'm not missing anything, cuz you're not updating anyway. Keep it up and more and more are gonna be tuning you out! Don't forget why you became "famous" in the first place….that's when the downslide begins
Perez, I know this is your site and you can do what you like, but PLEASE, think of your readers. Your loyal readers. Who won't be much longer, what with your excessively hurtful and bitchy comments on various female celebs (Lily Allen, Rumer Willis and so on), and now this - a dead site.
While you are out no doubt whoring yourself and trying to become one of those celebrities who you should just be observing and reporting, your site is DEAD.
NADA.
ZILCH.
NOTHING.
A BIG FAT HOLE.
EMPTY.
Get what I'm saying?
We've had nothing new to read for 24 hours now.
Christ, you make enough money whoring yourself out and selling ads on your site (including, YOU HYPOCRITE, ads for Leona Lewis, who you so po-facedly announced you would have nothng more to do with because of Sony BMG suing you. Yet you're still happy to take their cash to advertise Spirit. Hypocrite).
Back to my point - as you're so wealthly now, HIRE A GODDAMN SUB TO WRITE SOME COPY WHILE YOU'RE AWAY.
Please.
Pretty please.
Hell, I'd even do it.
I don't want recaps, I want updates! If you can't do your job anymore hire someone who can.
Yeah, i know I'm a loser for sitting here screaming about gossip updates LOL
Perez is too busy trying to sell his over priced cheap flip flop to a handful of suckers to update his site. His site is going down while he's out somewhere fame whoring.
perez is a nobody in hollywood… he got turned away from the villa according to samantha ronson's blog about it on her myspace.. what a lame fat piece of shit… samantha ronson can get it and you can't HA.. to a damn KARAOKE bar.. hahaha
Perez is a slacker. Every weekend he doesn't write much and it is disappointing. Get with it or someone else will take your place.
Re: HJ – thanks for the update lol
Re: PinK – ahha I agree and the other people that replied to you it shows that they know you're right since they have nothing better to say than "fattie". IDIOTS.
Yay!
His pocket must be on fire!
Well, he has other sources of money, you guys.
He doesnt need to update here, return respect nor gratitude toward anyone.
Surprisingly his 15 minutes of fame lasted far too long.
Well, thanks to you all.
Re: diana – Diana-
As you rant about how secure he is with himself… remember that he is hiding. And just because people know you, doesn't mean you're successful or popular. Everyone knows the name Hitler, that doesn't mean he is well liked…
And you are bashing people for using racial slurs, but while you call them stupid or idiotic, please remember you are NO BETTER than them. You brought yourself down to their level and it's pathetic.
They are voicing their concern over Mario's lack of effort in updating the blog that HIS VIEWERS made famous. The only reason he is successful is through Advertising and the way he gets advertising is through his HITS on his site… that come from his fans.
So you see, they have a right to voice their opinion. Now, whether or not you agree with it, is irrelevant.
If you are going to NAME CALL people who are NAME CALLING others, how are you any different. Your post was just as uneducated and hypocritical as any of the other ones.
Think about that and try and have some class when dealing with people.
The changes you've made to your site suck and now you take weekends off too…fuck this shit, I'm about done with this site it's not as fun as it used to be
Shut up you stupid whiney bitches. Just because you have nothing to do on the weekend than sit here, waiting for an update, doesn't mean that everyone is sitting home on their asses. Get over yourselves!! I'm sure Perez is out doing something and will have an update for us when he gets back.
well, MEGER, being fat is like… seriously… disgusting. So, us fit people have every right in the world to make fun of somebody for being fat. It is disgusting. Being fat has nothing to do with genetics, and everything to do with motivation and will. Perez Hilton, or Maria or whatever its real name is, is and always will be a fat mo, unless he changes his priorities, which I really don't believe he will.
And by the way, the reason why Perez Hilton is not even on the top five gossip sites is because he/she/it takes the weekends off. Hire a substitute PERSONALITY. Go hire a tranny. Hire a fatty. Do your thing.
P.S. I am a straight bodybuilder who only knows about your shit site because of my four sisters. I just got done with lunch and they were complaining about how you don't update your site on weekends. I hear you're a hateful, fat jerk.
The point? Hire a substitute personality for the weekends. I suggest PAT the transvestite from MAD tv. Fucking mo.
Anyone know what happened with Jay-Z at the Glastonbury Festival?
TMZ has a photo of Rumor Willis with faddish glasses on and they seriously deterred from her chin, she was looking fierce, or it was photo-shopped, I liked the look for her.
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read all your comments your web site is F U C * ED
Re: Meger – Meger you are a fucking dolt.
holy crap you people need to calm down and let the man enjoy SF! if its really that big a deal to you to feed your need for gossip go read one of the other top 5 sites if thats really the case… clearly you are all on here for a reason, and if its to spread so much negativity you need to look at yourself first.
ps. perez HAS been doing what he can to combat weight, and anyone else who has a yoyo weight issue knows what thats like. so, keep your comments on topic. if you are really that upset about your lack of gossip, i suggest going to take a break outdoors too and not penalizing the man for having a life.
perez - hiring someone for the weekends who could keep the flow of sarcastic funniness going could be a pretty good idea… I'm sure a guest spot could be filled pretty quickly
Okay, update time:
Jay-Z at Glarstonbury: he showed the doubters and nay-ayers by doing he most awesome set of the night. He started off with a sweet fuck you to Noel Gallagher, who had said Jay-Z shouldn't be there, with a film montage and then a reprise of Wonderwall, which he sang along to. Badly, possibly deliberately. But then again, he admitted on the Jonathan Ross show filmed the night before that he can't sing. But boy, can he rap. He thundered into 99 Problems and the crowd loved him. His band were so tight.
Amy Winehouse performed before him and was a hot mess. Sometimes she sang well, sometimes not so well, and she rambled in her intros. She went down into the pit for a couple of songs (funny seeing her teeter on the grass in her stilettoes) and got grabbed by a fan (Michael Eavis, the festival organiser said on her boob) and so not suprisingly lashed out. No charges from the police as there's been no complaint from Ms Winehouse, who is now back in hospital.
(Perez WAS My Guilty Pleasure) I posted a comment here HOURS ago that interestingly failed to show up. It provided constructive criticism and also praised another gossip blog for its wit and originality. Censor much?
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