"Absolute Rubbish"
Filed under: Madonna > Anglophilia
Despite all the rumors and recent reports…
Madonna and her husband are not getting divorced, or so Guy Ritchie's mother would like us to believe.
The filmmaker's mother, Lady Amber Leighton, is speaking out about the speculation, calling the breakup talk "total tosh" (British speak for "bullshit").
Ritchie's mom says there was 'no conversation about divorce because there is no divorce’ and described allegations that couple had spoken to lawyers as ‘works of fiction’.
She added: "It is absolute rubbish, worse than that. Guy will be furious at me talking to you but I feel I can’t just let these reports go unanswered as they make me so angry and they are hurtful intrusions into their private lives. They are no different to most other couples and we all know that being together can be hard sometimes and marriages are not always a bed of roses. But like other couples they work at keeping their relationship happy and fresh and they are a close and loving couple who have a family to bring up. There’s no conversation about divorce because there is no divorce. Madonna is in New York at the moment finishing off [rehearsing for] a tour and he will join her there after the weekend. That is not a couple splitting up. I’ll say it one more time, they are not getting divorced; the speculation is TT – that’s total tosh."
Oh pish posh, that's total tosh!
We hope Guy's reported trip to NYC this weekend was a positive one.
Work it out!
[Image via WENN.]



STAY TOGETHER! i love them !
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Goood! i love them together!
second!
THANK YOU MAMA RITCHIE!!!
MADONNA AND GUY ARE THE BEST!!!
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so in other words they are
Whatever old lady! When the in-laws start opening their mouths, it's all over. I hope the Malawi government goes after her for lying to them about her 'happy marriage'. I hope it's a long, drawn out divorce that she foots the bill for and Guy takes her to the cleaners. She's a hag. She went from trashy whore to religious savior… I don't think so.
oh please, the bitch is lying. she's his mother; no one is better at wishful thinking than a mother when it comes to couple's relationships. besides, most men don't confide in their mothers when their relationships are in trouble, so he probably didn't even tell her that they're getting a divorce.
speaking of 'absolute rubbish', that's exactly what Vadge looks like in that pic.
Too bad, but I'll believe it when I hear it from the horse's, I mean Madonna (or Guy's) mouth. How would Grandma know the intimate details of their lives anyway. He probably wouldn't tell the old bat because he knew it would upset her. I know I don't like telling my mom shit cuz she always has something to say–and it's usually negative…against me.
madge made her millions playing the part of a trashy whore.
Re: david – Exactly! And especially when there is a grandchild…the only child of Guys, involved! His Mom is probably trying to make him work it out. But look at him–he's miserable, and ever since word of the divorce has been out, even Madge has been looking sad, and like she's been crying and shit!
HER SHITTY ALBUM WAS RELEASED JUST 5 WEEKS AGO AND SHES 40 ON BILLBOARD , POOR OLD UGLY SLUT….UR SO DONE BITCH AND U LOOK LIKE COMPLETE SHIT ! I HAVE ONE THING TO SAY TO YOU : SUICIDE
More power to Madge & Guy. They make a great couple and are wonderful parents. For those wondering why Guy's mom is a "Lady", she was once married to a Lord or something and Guy grew up in a large estate in England. He may not be as rich as Madonna but his background and upbringing is much more upper class than hers.
bullshit. guy is in NY because he knows Lourdes' father is there, and he doesn't want that old cunt of a wife he has to try and take his son and raise him with carlos. keep tabs on that ho, guy. we all know how scandalous this whore can be.
GOOD.
This looks like SJP!!! Are you sure this Madonna………….Perez you are really starting to suck on this website!!!
I bet it's crap too.
Eek gads! Mrs. Ritchie is one homely lady. Her arms and hands are so veiny.
And those cheek bone implants look like they're about ready to pop out of her face!
And for fucks sake- wear a little make up! You're a celebrity and we expect you to look glamorous at all times!!
xoxo SB
MADONNA ROCKS.
WHORIAH SUCKS.
Re: lisa –
so that's why the old bag is commenting. she doesn't care about saving her son's marriage; she's trying to save face for HERSELF. wealthy british are the biggest snobs in the world. she's probably worried about how the divorce will look on HER to her snobby friends and family.
I'll wait until grampa Richie chimes in with his op ed. Until such time I wouldn't put any weight on what granny Richie, no not the one who like her pic taken in granny panties, has to say at this time. You know grampa Richie has a whole lot of words of shit wisdom to drop on the London daily rags. Grampa Richie is the only source I put stock into and nobody else.
who fucking cares. BORING!
GOOD NEWS
and how much did madonna pay her to make that statement?
Who else here likes pounding hot tight cunt?
Humans are not monogamous by nature.
At best we can be "serial monogamists" but being with one person for multiples of decades is a choice made and worked at to stick to. It's not something that gracefully emerges and is effortless.
If they break they do. Plenty of people work out how to raise children under those circumstances. She's a good mum. He's a good dad.
Work that out.
Madonna doesn't have an ounce of talent and never will. Her career has always hinged on shock value and sex, but now that she is ageing - quite badly (that haggard face with those manly arms is not sexy - what is left here?
Nothing, nada, zilch.
I think she should take a break and raise them kids; learn how to play an instrument the right way, and perhaps get some professional voice lessons.
1. Google "Muscle dysmorphia"
2. Read
3. Look at Madonna…
why is everyone baying for their blood? LEAVE THEM ALONE. they're so sweet together
his mom knows shit! how many sons tell their mother what is going on in their marriage or love life? very few! it will be hilarious when it is finally confirmed that they are splitting up, then that old bag will no doubt feel like a real douche. personally i can't wait for them to split just so that we can stop hearing about them.
i love them together!
"We'll" be joining them in NY? she's going to NY? maybe it's because M and guy want to break the news to his parents in person. probably, Guy asked M to tell her in person and she was like 'yeah, if you come to NY' LOL
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Re: moon_the_pimp – U FUCKING UGLY MF….
U SHOULD KILL YOUR SELF…….
Re: MADGE – The truth does hurt, doesn't it.
wtf? she thinks that marriage is like a bed of roses at times? imagine that up your ass
Break- up with her Guy she is an ugly pig and has no talent except taking money from her low self esteem "fans".
Give the kid back you liar!
Funny to see all this happening right in time for the ticket sales….
She's disgusting, she'd do anything to be in the headlines. She's already whoring her kinds around. Ugliest person in the biz, inside and out.
i knew it.thank u mummy ritchie.i love them.madonna is the best and guy makes her feel good.im so happy right now.madonna is HOT
I admire her as an artist but couldnt care less about what her 50 yo orifices do it with.
hey there's that ugly looking meth bloke again…no wait, thats VAGDONNA!!!
RUN GUY FUCKEN RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Let's all tell Madonna she is a FAT PIG. This way she will workout even more and finally disappear. WE HATE YOU OLD HAG WITH THE WITCH HANDS. YOU ARE NO GOOD and we are on to your ugly games you play in the press and with people's lives.
Oh please, we all know this marriage has been over for years. Once this tour's done, this "marriage" will be too.
If I was that ugly, I'd walk around with a paper bag on my head.
I like his mom She has guts, they are like any other couple and marriages can be difficult but people should work things out for the sake of the children and this is invasion of privacy, i don't care how famous she is, the media is going too far with this and is only speculation. Go Ritchie..Don't mess with an old british lady
Just get divorced already Guy how can you continue with this whore? Anyone who calls these 2 a sweet couple are deluded. Madonna can't be sweet we have all seen her nasty vagina splashed all through the 90s even a picture with a dog with its nose to it (seriously it was in her Sex book and you can google it). I hate her and the more i see on here the more i hate her. Madonna is a Hypocrite, No Talent, OLD, Wrinkly, Lying piece of shit.
and….i can sleep peacefully now(but will dream guy doin me).
I LOVE MADONNA!!
Stay happy, M!
Re: moon_the_pimp – .you go first moron. GET A SHUTGUN AND BLOW YOUR FUCKING HEAD, ASSHOLE. NOBODY WILL CARE BUT YOUR WHORE STUPID MAMA.
They left one line out at the end when she said" did I read that close to the way you wanted me to Miss Rosengerg." If they don't get divorced it would because Madonna doesnt want to lose a nickel in divorce let alone .millions.They might just have an open marriage because it make sense both physically and fiscally. Also reports are in from Celebrity We Even Know The Size Of Your Shit Magazine that Dr Rand Pink and Cameron Diaz did go out and have coffee this evening. More details to come.
i am so sick of madonna. her new album is so boring and a complete dissapointment. she cant stand other female artists who are making it because she is so jealouse. i hope guy takes at least half of her fortune. i cant wait for her brothers book. oh, and the british have the most annoying way of talking.
haha, so maybe they just didnt tell her they are getting a divorce
Let this whore do what ever she wants. The minute that she assumes room temp. she will be burning in hell.
LOVE THIS B*TCH!
I hope none of these rumors are true. Please stay married Madonna and Guy!
What a gross human like thing you are madonna. Nice cheek plants by the way. You paid someone to show cereal bowls inside your face.
You are a lying fool.
She is pretty and sexy. I think I will love her. LOL. Every time I sign in to the celeb club RICHLOVING.COM, I can see many new topics talking about her. She has created a nice profile for seeking a great man for hook ups.
Re: Da R – listen, most of you are dumb fucks but this one takes the cake. SUICIDE you said? what is wrong with you people?
Guy and Vadge…OVER FOR GOOD! haha
Madonna deserves to live her life alone. Now, can we stop talking about her? She's old and terribly boring.
All I can say is thank you momma Guy for the update..
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and i can't get enough of "total tosh" — that is hilarious
he's hot… n sonds like single. u think k-fed is giving him any advice? nah. guy is 2 classy 4 that loser. i think k-fed is calling guy cus hey brit's paying the ld bill! oh but i think m had justin n not only on her album… no wut i mean!
so the "arrangement" may be extended. geez madonna looks 70. not sure if i buy this though. think madonna may have pressured richie to make her mom speak cause madonna cant take us knowing the truth while she is do her tour and rehearsals…Re: Eloha Nigavym – can you change your pic, this isnt a porn site you rubbish tard.
she's probably an old whore just like mandonna. that's why she's defending her.
why in the world did madonna get cheek implants? she looks atrocious! maybe she got them thinking angelina got them when angelina never did.
she did not have justine timberflake; he's a QUEEN. queens don't sleep with women; they take it up the ass. unless she used a dildo on him.
those that are fortunate enough to have an anchor usually are smart enough to hold on to it. M is no exception.
look back @ the interviews justin was droolin n lookin like he was ther hard candy! n madonna she liked it. i love madonna but gotta say i'm like her a lil i grew up with her as a role model n she'll take a man n let him think he got 2 her… soon as he cums shes thro with him… nothin wrong with it… besides can u blame jt 4 hittin it!!!!
FUCK ALL OF YOU HATERS. Get a fucking life already.