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Despite all the rumors and recent reports…

Madonna and her husband are not getting divorced, or so Guy Ritchie's mother would like us to believe.

The filmmaker's mother, Lady Amber Leighton, is speaking out about the speculation, calling the breakup talk "total tosh" (British speak for "bullshit").

Ritchie's mom says there was 'no conversation about divorce because there is no divorce’ and described allegations that couple had spoken to lawyers as ‘works of fiction’.

She added: "It is absolute rubbish, worse than that. Guy will be furious at me talking to you but I feel I can’t just let these reports go unanswered as they make me so angry and they are hurtful intrusions into their private lives. They are no different to most other couples and we all know that being together can be hard sometimes and marriages are not always a bed of roses. But like other couples they work at keeping their relationship happy and fresh and they are a close and loving couple who have a family to bring up. There’s no conversation about divorce because there is no divorce. Madonna is in New York at the moment finishing off [rehearsing for] a tour and he will join her there after the weekend. That is not a couple splitting up. I’ll say it one more time, they are not getting divorced; the speculation is TT – that’s total tosh."

Oh pish posh, that's total tosh!

We hope Guy's reported trip to NYC this weekend was a positive one.

Work it out!

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  1. 1

    STAY TOGETHER! i love them !

  2. heath says – reply to this


    2

    haha

  3. ohhhy says – reply to this


    3

    first!

  4. *shle says – reply to this


    4

    FIRST

  5. jilld says – reply to this


    5

    Goood! i love them together!

  6. bria says – reply to this


    6

    second!



  7. 7

    THANK YOU MAMA RITCHIE!!!
    MADONNA AND GUY ARE THE BEST!!!

  8. tyler says – reply to this


    8

    omg

  9. catsw says – reply to this


    9

    so in other words they are

  10. Chris says – reply to this


    10

    Whatever old lady! When the in-laws start opening their mouths, it's all over. I hope the Malawi government goes after her for lying to them about her 'happy marriage'. I hope it's a long, drawn out divorce that she foots the bill for and Guy takes her to the cleaners. She's a hag. She went from trashy whore to religious savior… I don't think so.

  11. david says – reply to this


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    oh please, the bitch is lying. she's his mother; no one is better at wishful thinking than a mother when it comes to couple's relationships. besides, most men don't confide in their mothers when their relationships are in trouble, so he probably didn't even tell her that they're getting a divorce.

    speaking of 'absolute rubbish', that's exactly what Vadge looks like in that pic.

  12. Sure. says – reply to this


    12

    Too bad, but I'll believe it when I hear it from the horse's, I mean Madonna (or Guy's) mouth. How would Grandma know the intimate details of their lives anyway. He probably wouldn't tell the old bat because he knew it would upset her. I know I don't like telling my mom shit cuz she always has something to say–and it's usually negative…against me.

  13. kit says – reply to this


    13

    madge made her millions playing the part of a trashy whore.

  14. True! says – reply to this


    14

    Re: david – Exactly! And especially when there is a grandchild…the only child of Guys, involved! His Mom is probably trying to make him work it out. But look at him–he's miserable, and ever since word of the divorce has been out, even Madge has been looking sad, and like she's been crying and shit!



  15. 15

    HER SHITTY ALBUM WAS RELEASED JUST 5 WEEKS AGO AND SHES 40 ON BILLBOARD , POOR OLD UGLY SLUT….UR SO DONE BITCH AND U LOOK LIKE COMPLETE SHIT ! I HAVE ONE THING TO SAY TO YOU : SUICIDE

  16. lisa says – reply to this


    16

    More power to Madge & Guy. They make a great couple and are wonderful parents. For those wondering why Guy's mom is a "Lady", she was once married to a Lord or something and Guy grew up in a large estate in England. He may not be as rich as Madonna but his background and upbringing is much more upper class than hers.

  17. TJ says – reply to this


    17

    bullshit. guy is in NY because he knows Lourdes' father is there, and he doesn't want that old cunt of a wife he has to try and take his son and raise him with carlos. keep tabs on that ho, guy. we all know how scandalous this whore can be.

  18. ACDC says – reply to this


    18

    GOOD.

  19. shrim says – reply to this


    19

    This looks like SJP!!! Are you sure this Madonna………….Perez you are really starting to suck on this website!!!

  20. j-b says – reply to this


    20

    I bet it's crap too.

  21. Eek! says – reply to this


    21

    Eek gads! Mrs. Ritchie is one homely lady. Her arms and hands are so veiny.

    And those cheek bone implants look like they're about ready to pop out of her face!

    And for fucks sake- wear a little make up! You're a celebrity and we expect you to look glamorous at all times!!

    xoxo SB

  22. HAHA says – reply to this


    22

    MADONNA ROCKS.

    WHORIAH SUCKS.

  23. ann says – reply to this


    23

    Re: lisa

    so that's why the old bag is commenting. she doesn't care about saving her son's marriage; she's trying to save face for HERSELF. wealthy british are the biggest snobs in the world. she's probably worried about how the divorce will look on HER to her snobby friends and family.

  24. Lala says – reply to this


    24

    I'll wait until grampa Richie chimes in with his op ed. Until such time I wouldn't put any weight on what granny Richie, no not the one who like her pic taken in granny panties, has to say at this time. You know grampa Richie has a whole lot of words of shit wisdom to drop on the London daily rags. Grampa Richie is the only source I put stock into and nobody else.

  25. cassb says – reply to this


    25

    who fucking cares. BORING!

  26. DSFD says – reply to this


    26

    GOOD NEWS

  27. Da R says – reply to this


    27

    and how much did madonna pay her to make that statement?

  28. X says – reply to this


    28

    Who else here likes pounding hot tight cunt?



  29. 29

    Humans are not monogamous by nature.

    At best we can be "serial monogamists" but being with one person for multiples of decades is a choice made and worked at to stick to. It's not something that gracefully emerges and is effortless.

    If they break they do. Plenty of people work out how to raise children under those circumstances. She's a good mum. He's a good dad.

    Work that out.

  30. Sergi says – reply to this


    30

    Madonna doesn't have an ounce of talent and never will. Her career has always hinged on shock value and sex, but now that she is ageing - quite badly (that haggard face with those manly arms is not sexy - what is left here?

    Nothing, nada, zilch.

    I think she should take a break and raise them kids; learn how to play an instrument the right way, and perhaps get some professional voice lessons.

  31. wiki says – reply to this


    31

    1. Google "Muscle dysmorphia"
    2. Read
    3. Look at Madonna…

  32. YES! says – reply to this


    32

    why is everyone baying for their blood? LEAVE THEM ALONE. they're so sweet together

  33. joebl says – reply to this


    33

    his mom knows shit! how many sons tell their mother what is going on in their marriage or love life? very few! it will be hilarious when it is finally confirmed that they are splitting up, then that old bag will no doubt feel like a real douche. personally i can't wait for them to split just so that we can stop hearing about them.

  34. DOS says – reply to this


    34

    i love them together!

  35. rane says – reply to this


    35

    "We'll" be joining them in NY? she's going to NY? maybe it's because M and guy want to break the news to his parents in person. probably, Guy asked M to tell her in person and she was like 'yeah, if you come to NY' LOL

  36. HERMA says – reply to this


    36

    LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!!LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!!LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!!LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!!LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!!LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!!LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!!LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!!LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!!LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!!LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!!LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!!LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  37. THEQU says – reply to this


    37

    LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!!LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!!LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!!LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!!LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!!LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  38. MADGE says – reply to this


    38

    Re: moon_the_pimp – U FUCKING UGLY MF….
    U SHOULD KILL YOUR SELF…….

  39. Keith says – reply to this


    39

    Re: MADGE – The truth does hurt, doesn't it.

  40. Manda says – reply to this


    40

    wtf? she thinks that marriage is like a bed of roses at times? imagine that up your ass

  41. GOOD! says – reply to this


    41

    Break- up with her Guy she is an ugly pig and has no talent except taking money from her low self esteem "fans".

  42. Cunt says – reply to this


    42

    Give the kid back you liar!

  43. missy says – reply to this


    43

    Funny to see all this happening right in time for the ticket sales….
    She's disgusting, she'd do anything to be in the headlines. She's already whoring her kinds around. Ugliest person in the biz, inside and out.

  44. JONNY says – reply to this


    44

    i knew it.thank u mummy ritchie.i love them.madonna is the best and guy makes her feel good.im so happy right now.madonna is HOT

  45. paul says – reply to this


    45

    I admire her as an artist but couldnt care less about what her 50 yo orifices do it with.

  46. crong says – reply to this


    46

    hey there's that ugly looking meth bloke again…no wait, thats VAGDONNA!!!

    RUN GUY FUCKEN RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  47. VILE says – reply to this


    47

    Let's all tell Madonna she is a FAT PIG. This way she will workout even more and finally disappear. WE HATE YOU OLD HAG WITH THE WITCH HANDS. YOU ARE NO GOOD and we are on to your ugly games you play in the press and with people's lives.

  48. Sure says – reply to this


    48

    Oh please, we all know this marriage has been over for years. Once this tour's done, this "marriage" will be too.

  49. Ugly says – reply to this


    49

    If I was that ugly, I'd walk around with a paper bag on my head.

  50. cris says – reply to this


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    I like his mom She has guts, they are like any other couple and marriages can be difficult but people should work things out for the sake of the children and this is invasion of privacy, i don't care how famous she is, the media is going too far with this and is only speculation. Go Ritchie..Don't mess with an old british lady

  51. Mick says – reply to this


    51

    Just get divorced already Guy how can you continue with this whore? Anyone who calls these 2 a sweet couple are deluded. Madonna can't be sweet we have all seen her nasty vagina splashed all through the 90s even a picture with a dog with its nose to it (seriously it was in her Sex book and you can google it). I hate her and the more i see on here the more i hate her. Madonna is a Hypocrite, No Talent, OLD, Wrinkly, Lying piece of shit.

  52. janet says – reply to this


    52

    and….i can sleep peacefully now(but will dream guy doin me).

  53. lucy says – reply to this


    53

    I LOVE MADONNA!!

    Stay happy, M! :)

  54. janet says – reply to this


    54

    Re: moon_the_pimp – .you go first moron. GET A SHUTGUN AND BLOW YOUR FUCKING HEAD, ASSHOLE. NOBODY WILL CARE BUT YOUR WHORE STUPID MAMA.

  55. yt says – reply to this


    55

    They left one line out at the end when she said" did I read that close to the way you wanted me to Miss Rosengerg." If they don't get divorced it would because Madonna doesnt want to lose a nickel in divorce let alone .millions.They might just have an open marriage because it make sense both physically and fiscally. Also reports are in from Celebrity We Even Know The Size Of Your Shit Magazine that Dr Rand Pink and Cameron Diaz did go out and have coffee this evening. More details to come.

  56. goofb says – reply to this


    56

    i am so sick of madonna. her new album is so boring and a complete dissapointment. she cant stand other female artists who are making it because she is so jealouse. i hope guy takes at least half of her fortune. i cant wait for her brothers book. oh, and the british have the most annoying way of talking.



  57. 57

    haha, so maybe they just didnt tell her they are getting a divorce

  58. Vinny says – reply to this


    58

    Let this whore do what ever she wants. The minute that she assumes room temp. she will be burning in hell.

  59. dionn says – reply to this


    59

    LOVE THIS B*TCH!

  60. Janie says – reply to this


    60

    I hope none of these rumors are true. Please stay married Madonna and Guy!

  61. PIG says – reply to this


    61

    What a gross human like thing you are madonna. Nice cheek plants by the way. You paid someone to show cereal bowls inside your face.
    You are a lying fool.

  62. Sunda says – reply to this


    62

    She is pretty and sexy. I think I will love her. LOL. Every time I sign in to the celeb club RICHLOVING.COM, I can see many new topics talking about her. She has created a nice profile for seeking a great man for hook ups.

  63. DUMFU says – reply to this


    63

    Re: Da R – listen, most of you are dumb fucks but this one takes the cake. SUICIDE you said? what is wrong with you people?

  64. cass says – reply to this


    64

    Guy and Vadge…OVER FOR GOOD! haha



  65. 65

    Madonna deserves to live her life alone. Now, can we stop talking about her? She's old and terribly boring.

  66. M says – reply to this


    66

    All I can say is thank you momma Guy for the update..
    -
    and i can't get enough of "total tosh" — that is hilarious

  67. la_re says – reply to this


    67

    he's hot… n sonds like single. u think k-fed is giving him any advice? nah. guy is 2 classy 4 that loser. i think k-fed is calling guy cus hey brit's paying the ld bill! oh but i think m had justin n not only on her album… no wut i mean!

  68. Lanel says – reply to this


    68

    so the "arrangement" may be extended. geez madonna looks 70. not sure if i buy this though. think madonna may have pressured richie to make her mom speak cause madonna cant take us knowing the truth while she is do her tour and rehearsals…Re: Eloha Nigavym – can you change your pic, this isnt a porn site you rubbish tard.

  69. allen says – reply to this


    69

    she's probably an old whore just like mandonna. that's why she's defending her.

  70. Lanel says – reply to this


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    why in the world did madonna get cheek implants? she looks atrocious! maybe she got them thinking angelina got them when angelina never did.

  71. bj says – reply to this


    71

    she did not have justine timberflake; he's a QUEEN. queens don't sleep with women; they take it up the ass. unless she used a dildo on him.

  72. joeyO says – reply to this


    72

    those that are fortunate enough to have an anchor usually are smart enough to hold on to it. M is no exception.

  73. reina says – reply to this


    73

    look back @ the interviews justin was droolin n lookin like he was ther hard candy! n madonna she liked it. i love madonna but gotta say i'm like her a lil i grew up with her as a role model n she'll take a man n let him think he got 2 her… soon as he cums shes thro with him… nothin wrong with it… besides can u blame jt 4 hittin it!!!!

  74. Hater says – reply to this


    74

    FUCK ALL OF YOU HATERS. Get a fucking life already.



  75. 75

    perez…
    i'm BOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRREEEEEDDDDDDD with this!!!!!!!!!!!! either they are or they aren't going to stay together…wake me up when you've got the final decision…

  76. Georg says – reply to this


    76

    Madonna rules the world!
    single / divorced/married..no matter how!

  77. MIA says – reply to this


    77

    Injust woke up from a fuzzy dream
    You never would believe the things that I have seen
    I looked in the mirror and I saw your face
    You looked right through me, you were miles away

    All my dreams, they fade away
    I'll never be the same
    If you could see me the way you see yourself
    I can't pretend to be someone else

    You always love me more, miles away
    I hear it in your voice, when you're miles away
    You're not afraid to tell me, miles away
    I guess we're at our best, when we're miles away
    So far away, so far away, so far away, so far away
    So far away, so far away, so far away, so far away

    When no one's around and I have you here
    I begin to see the picture, it becomes so clear
    You always have the biggest heart
    When we're 6,000 miles apart

    Too much of no sound
    Uncomfortable silence can be so loud
    Those three words are never enough
    When it's long distance love

  78. MADGE says – reply to this


    78

    FUCK ALL THE HATERES MADONNA IS THE QUEEN OF POP .

  79. Bob says – reply to this


    79

    I am reading alot of comments here and I have to say alot of you are disturbed people, especially moon_the_pimp. I am assuming your age bracket is under 20, but you should be presenting yourself in a better manner. Grow up or let us older people teach you how to speak properly, your vulgar, and ignorant banter is proog of your level of education. Your parents should have had abortions for society's sake.

  80. Bob says – reply to this


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    Re: Vinny – To call a woman a whore is a testament to your social status which is probably on your knees licking your daddy's boots. Your rude and disrespectful. Call your mother a whore for having you. Loser!

  81. Anony says – reply to this


    81

    Denial is so much fun, isn't it????

  82. Amber says – reply to this


    82

    The headline says it all. Madonna is Absolute Rubbish.

  83. Rober says – reply to this


    83

    Re: Bob – Oh Bob, just go stick your head up your Ass.

  84. 10 says – reply to this


    84

    She looks like ten miles of bad road.

  85. DAMN says – reply to this


    85

    Re: Eloha NigavymNICE PIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  86. Evil says – reply to this


    86

    A bitchy queen connceted to one of her employees really let out some secrets that I'm sure she would not want out. But then again he is aging loser with a balding problem and no talent whatsoever.



  87. 87

    I KNOW I KNOW!!!! M~ got mad at R~ for comparing her HANDS to SJP :(

    I'd be pish posh tosh…..get me a new set!!! ;)

  88. proph says – reply to this


    88

    The "privacy drama" again.



  89. 89

    Eh, Guys mum only likes Madonna because they are in the same age group so they have a lot of things in common that they can talk about. Like their bunions, liver spots, Purple Penetrators, veiny old hands and arms, and how to dye your roots black to cover up the grey. Too bad for them, while they cry on each others shoulders because there's no good way to hide the wattle under their chins, hopefully Guy is out there finding a woman that will allow him to keep his manhood instead of emasculating him.

  90. Cece says – reply to this


    90

    They're not getting divorced for another 18 months when her tour is over.

  91. Cece says – reply to this


    91

    Hard Candy sucks. Madonna needs her old producers back desperately.

  92. ZOMBI says – reply to this


    92

    RE: I am reading alot of comments here and I have to say alot of you are disturbed people, especially moon_the_pimp. I am assuming your age bracket is under 20, but you should be presenting yourself in a better manner. Grow up or let us older people teach you how to speak properly, your vulgar, and ignorant banter is proog of your level of education. Your parents should have had abortions for society's sake.

    PROOG???? WHAT THE FUCK!!! If you're going to chastise someone on spelling then GET IT RIGHT FUCKTARD!!!!

    I believe it is PROOF you were looking for…proog, wat a dumshit

  93. bs says – reply to this


    93

    She looks unhappy and frail. Her marriage is so over.



  94. 94

    Stay together! D:

  95. hmm? says – reply to this


    95

    Is Guy seeing anyone new? He has to be. Men can't go that long without sex.

  96. Have says – reply to this


    96

    Frankly, I can see why Richie wants to 86 the Vadge.

    She's a dried out, boney old hag who never stops nagging the poor son of a bitch.

    **Friendly Note** When women approach middle aged, don't go sinewy thin, it's just makes you look older and desperate.

    Dump her Guy, while you still have an ounce of sanity and/or dignity left!!!!

  97. MARIA says – reply to this


    97

    Re: VILE – right back 2 u!

  98. munch says – reply to this


    98

    XX Love Love Love Madonna XX

  99. Babsy says – reply to this


    99

    Whateva, either way, Madonna still rules, with or without him!!!

  100. shoma says – reply to this


    100

    she looks like skelator

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