You Know You Want One!!!

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1. crazy says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   there is nothing of her left to save

2. monic says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   third

3. monic says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   just kidding

4. heath says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   That's fucking stupid.

5. lexi says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   no thanks i don't want to look like a complete retard.

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   sure perez but why is YOUR face on it?

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   I would…but it may just be to ugly to wear…

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   U are such a douche bag Mario. Go eat some more rocks with those chipped fizzy teeth.

9. Rob says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   Nice

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    can the skank be saved?!

11. abbey says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    but i dont want to break ppls faces D:

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    FUCK YOU PEREZ!

13. Manda says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    holy shit perez…relax

14. karto says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    seriously… what kind of fucking idiot loser would want a shirt with your face on it? I wouldn't even buy one to wipe my ass with it

15. Telly says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    no

16. aww p says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    you shuld have put that ugly bitches face better but still cute idea

17. amy s says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    what a waste… her and the t-shirt.

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    Oh no, that's a mess… : )

19. Dagon says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Up yours Perez–you are not getting any of my money…..

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    id wear one with amy on it….perez also id like to say a ew weeks ago i hated you…but youv topped being such a total bitch and ur kinda funny again.

21. kelof says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Now that shit is funny!!!

22. why? says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    we need to pray for that racist

23. ASHLE says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    ummm would have been MUCH better with amy's face, not yours
    why the f is your face on it
    luv ya but seriously dumb idea….. i'll buy one when you put amy's face on it!

24. Cathy says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    :|

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    if amy's face was on it i might have gotten it.

26. perfe says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    but its ur face… it might be worth buying if she was actually on it…

27. perfe says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    GOOD LORD $24.00 FOR A T-SHIRT WITH YOUR FACE ON IT? MAYBE IF I WAS HER'S… LOL
    SHIT MAYBE I SHOULD PUT MY FACE ON A TSHIRT WITH A WIG AND WRITE "TEAM MARIAH!!"
    WOULD ANYONE BUY THAT I NEED MONEY TOO. LOL.

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    Still trying to pitch your garbage to us, Perez???????????No thanks I'd rather buy a rock and serve it to Amy or DMX.

29. Sarah says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    FUCK YOU PEREZ
    Only YOU would go this far to try and make money of someone else's ILLNESS, and promote yourself to boot.

    You're the lowest of the low.

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    THAT IS SHITEOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

31. Bones says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    27th BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    That is ssssooooooooooo FUCKING STUPID!!! I would of bought that shirt if Amy was on it! Who in their right fucking mind would want to buy a shirt that stupid with your face photo shopped onto it? That shirt reminds me of Tina Chen. You probably take that as a compliment too.

    YOU STUPID!!!!!!!!!

32. randi says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    That is the ugliest tee shirt I've ever seen. No thanks. Maybe if the picture was actually Amy.

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    you should've definitely put amy's face on it.
    no one wants to wear a shirt with your face.

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    hahahaha i LOVE it. All the stupid people that are sticking up for that CRACKHEAD should fucking get over it. Why give a fuck about someone who doesn't give a fuck about themselves?!?! She's a trainwreck and knows it, and doesn't care. She obviously WANTS to be known for being a fucking CRACKHEAD. She's a fuckin loser!

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    Pfft… she can save herself. I have no sympathy for her until she starts trying herself.

36. pau says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    if she dies you are sure going to be proud of mocking her with that picture… hope it lies on your mind forever

37. Luke says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    You're a dick Perez ¬_¬

    Mooching of an ill women's fame?
    Sick bastard!

38. marie says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    seriously… this is the best idea EVER! love it!

39. ro says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Does anyone buy these stupid t's? Cheap pieces of crap with no humor or irony. This t-shirt makes no sense with your face on it. Although you and Wino are equally disturbing to the eye. This self deprecation act is tired.

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    The only person I can imagine telling Mario this was a good idea, is his mom. And that must have been good enough for him.

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    Perez,
    Do you EVER do anything that doesn't evolve around selling things or making money? I mean, it's not that clever since Amy has been on the downward spiral for years now and it's not as subtle as getting paid to do write ups on John Mayer by his agent.
    Now THAT'S a way to make money that isn't so blatantly, 'GIVE ME MONEY! I WANT YOUR MONEY!'
    That's kind of bad taste, don't you think?

42. K H says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Making money out of someone else's misery. Not a new thing for you, I suppose.

43. lana says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    It's as if Mario was expecting a mad rush of hits to order his dumb shirt, so he had to put 7 links up.

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    Why would I want to save this dumb bitch? She had it all and threw her life down the drain on her own. Tough shit.

45. LK21 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    W A S T E O F M O N E Y

46. runne says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    i hate it.

47. Maggi says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    that is the ugliest thing i have ever seen in my life… i wouldn't want to scare my friends away

48. Maria says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    She'd be better off dead. You are just prolonging the agony trying to
    save her. She looks like absolute hell. She has made a bigger fool of
    herself than Courtney Love.

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    I'm a fan of Amy and I think I'd like it better if it had her actual face but I understand that its your brand it has to be related to that.

50. Aleat says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Amy would look better if she looked like Perez!

51. B says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    ANYONE THAT WANTS TO KNOW WHY ITS NOT AMYS FACE ON IT IS A DUMBASS…IF PEREZ POSTED HER FACE HE WOULD HAVE TO PAY HER

    YOU DUMB FUCKS

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    Re: Maggi – YOU DONT HAVE FRIENDS

53. Morgg says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    this is the funniest thing of my life, and i just bought one. perez, i love you

54. ali says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    How funny will it be if the girl dies? Its not funny — she is killing herself and could die — how callous to make a shirt about it.

    Besides, its not even her face…stupid.

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    ISNT SHE DEAD…………….?

56. emily says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    honestly no i dont. YOUR FACE RUINED IT FOR MEEEEE!!!!

57. Jake says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I would buy it if it had Amy's face on it ^^

58. Deke says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Let the bitch die, she's stealing oxygen.

59. mal says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    thats very ugly. i dont get y ur face is on it??

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    for christ's sake, get over yourself already.

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    Re: Contr –

    DITTO!! I don't think she sees what she is doing to herself…

62. Op says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    No not really..

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    put her on it and i'd buy one but then you would'nt be the one trying to sell it. you're a moron perez.

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    Ugh. Be the first and ONLY person on your block to order this piece of crap.

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    you just totally suck perez.. seriously.. who wants that shirt.. god ur dumb

66. Katy says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    hahahaha. that's hilarious.

67. mick says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Disgusting

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    PEREZ, YOUR FACE IS SO GROSS!!!
    PEREZ, YOUR FACE IS SO GROSS!!!
    PEREZ, YOUR FACE IS SO GROSS!!!
    PEREZ, YOUR FACE IS SO GROSS!!!

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    Glad to see you're profiting off her too, Perez. Way to feed the problem. You're so thoughtless and self-serving.

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    seriously? thats hideous. maybe with her face and not yours. it's not even remotely funny. nice try though.

71. Sarah says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    haha that is the dumbest shirt i have ever seen.

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    that is one badly designed shirt

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    NOT BUYIN!!!!!!!!!

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    $$$24.00 for a shirt that costs you 2.50 to make? You must be laughing all the way to the bank. Yu people are stupid to let him get rich off of your stupidity.

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    the missing tooth is on the wrong side!

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    i love it, perez. these bitches don't know what they're talking about! i only wish it said "save wino" instead.

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    Sorry not intrested at all
    nope

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    OH, look. Perez preying off of other people's fame and talent for his own benefit.
    shocker.

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    OMG ARE U SERIOUS!

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    IS THAT U FATBOY? STUPID.

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    $24.00?
    for what? so that u can pay a busboy to sodomize you?
    no thx

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    SAVE HER FOR WHAT?

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    LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT. It is FIERCE. If only the back of the shirt was you in that awful wig doing tequila slammers while holding a baby. That's totally Wino.

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    Re: Sarah – snorting crack up your nose isn't an illness, and perez…put amys face on there…then maybe ill buy it

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    Does Amy get a cut or are you stuffing all the profits in your XXXXL sized jeans? But it's obvious, if you put Amy's face you would have to share the profits with her. I would buy one if it said "Amy and Perez go to HELL!"

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    This fat cuban cockjockey already makes $7418.38 a day on this site. Yes you read that right, over seven thousand dollars every single day. So don't buy any of his lame ass crap. I can't even believe he put his stupid face on the shirt. Oh wait, yes I can.

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    i wouldn't pay for that, if somebody gave it as a present could be better. but anyway i wouldn't go out with that t-shirt i'd look stupid besides nobody would know what does that means hahaha uhmmm i would use it as a pijama or pajama, whatever you know what i mean

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    Nobody wants your crappy t-shirt any more than the other clothes in your fugly collection. You can't even put your head to-scale on the shirt without it meeting in the back. How's that 'pay me and I'll call you with gossip" service going??? HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa

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    nahhh I don't wanna save her anyway

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    Porkez' average fan is 12 years old, fat, and miserable living in some horrible suburb–oh, except for Gloria Estephan who absolutely adores Porkez and would walk a hundred miles on her knees until they were bloody to prove her love for Porkez. Porkez encourages the worst in ppl and takes pleasure in other's pain (especially if they're women.) His flaccid soft little ego, like his flaccid soft little peep, just can't get it up for anything worthwhile. God knows he tries but he's just too intellectually challenged to do anything worthwhile or interesting. But, reading the comments on his site sure is fun!

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    YOUR AN IDIOT! trying to make PROFIT from someone else's problems! DOUCHE BAG!
    HOw about a DONT KILL THE WHALES with your fucking face on it?

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    Perez, the fact you love to gossip, no problem. but how low can you go? If you would get let's say cancer i don't think Mr. Paparazzi would make a t-shirt of that.

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    That's stupid as fuck. I don't want your fat-ass, piggish face on my chest. You are just trying to make money off of other people's misfortune and issues you selfish, disgusting pig.

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    what's with all the perez hating? i don't get it… why are you commenting on his blog? why are you even here if you hate perez so much? seriously, it makes no sense. if you stop visiting the site, he'll have no more ad money and will have to leave. you're just feeding the beast, idiots!!

    that being said — PEREZ, I LOVE YOU! hilarious shirt by the way.

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    BOUGHT IT

95. olive says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    i have to say that that's a hideous shirt.

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    Perez you ain't fooling anybody. Since nobody is buying your Hot Topic crappy t-shirts, you decided to sell a shitty t-shirt here for $24. Are you bonkers? You are relentless trying to get you fat hands in peoples pocket. Who wants to walk around with your double chins on their chest. Give it up already.

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    SELLING MORE SHIT??!! WHAT IS THIS FUCKING AMAZON??????

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    Re: annie – Perez is a hater, that's why. He probably hates you because you don't have a d*ck.

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    Oh is that from your so called clothing line? That is the ugliest T shirt I have ever seen! Are you saying you want us to save your line actually? is it going down the drain? Well save your money and your energy on photoshopping yourself into anyone and say will save the person because it wont…it wont save your line either.

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     Profiting from someone's downfall, huh? Pathetic.