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Morphing Into Your Dog

Filed under: Eva Longoria > Woof Woof

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Twins!

Eva Longoria and her hot bitch were seen on their way to the hair salon in Los Angeles on Saturday.

Cute dog, but not as cute as Teddy Hilton, who celebrated his 10 month birthday this past weekend.

We just did a photo shoot with the Tedster for a magazine, so we'll be sure to let y'all know when that drops.

[Image via WENN.]



47 comments to “Morphing Into Your Dog”

  1. meee says – reply to this
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    looks liek she's drinking puke

  2. hey g says – reply to this
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    hi everyone

  3. Elin says – reply to this
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    Naaw, cute dog!

    What the hell is that green thing she's holding? Smashed aliens?

  4. Sadie says – reply to this
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    TWINS?????? I dont get it. She has dark hair, the dog is white. OH - and she is dark, too

  5. E says – reply to this
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    do not say drops. wow. so lame

  6. ally says – reply to this
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    what is that drink?

  7. cdawg says – reply to this
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    The dog is way cuter then ted

  8. Razzl says – reply to this
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    Your dog is almost as fat and fugly as you are.

  9. Malte says – reply to this
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    The dog is MUCH cuter than your dog!!!

  10. sammy says – reply to this
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    what the hell is she drinking? And this isn't gossip. Its garbage, come on Perez!!!!!! Give us dirt!!!!!!!!!!!!

  11. xyz says – reply to this
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    EVIL LONGORIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  12. Mrgrt says – reply to this
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    Yawn. Be honest, Perez. This post has no meaning bar to plug your little photo shoot. And I, like so many here, are really getting sick of you constantly plugging yourself as a "brand" (aka someone who is proving that although he used to say he made fun of celebs because celebrity itself was ridiculous, that was a lie: turns out, he chose to make fun of celebs cuz he couldn't be one himself and he really really wants to be!)
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    Though I will say that Elin made me literally laugh out loud with this post:
    Elin says – reply to this 5Naaw, cute dog!
    What the hell is that green thing she's holding? Smashed aliens?
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    Elin is my hero for the day. :)

  13. Armen says – reply to this
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    cute earings!

  14. agg says – reply to this
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    I know she is Mexican but that is a lot of guacamole to drink.

  15. sexya says – reply to this
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    the doggy is real cute.. is she drinking green tea??

  16. Jane says – reply to this
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    PEREZ, the white Shit on Her Face is DISGUSTING. That belongs on Your face!

  17. KIM says – reply to this
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    Leave the Pregnant Lady Alone!!!!

  18. Nessa says – reply to this
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    You're sickening, MARIO. Always talking yourself up, and putting others down. Get a life asshole. You're fucking ugly and useless, you fat waste of space.

    I'm done visiting this useless website.

  19. nCYbY says – reply to this
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    I SWEAR I THOUGHT THAT WAS JANICE DICKINSON!

  20. **LG* says – reply to this
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    LeonA'$ GHO$T, yep, back and BETTER THAN EVER, biyatches!!! sez…
    What's that slop the horrid skank is drinking???

  21. 21

    Mmm. Looks like a Kiwi or Avocado Daiquiri.
    Nothing like dressing comfortably to run a few errands. Except if its summer, and you've accessorized with a nice cool drinky-poo.
    So what does the Nine pendant mean?

  22. hot says – reply to this
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    omgg her dogg is the cutesst!!!!!!!!!! ruff rufffffff

  23. Alexi says – reply to this
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    wow. how gay is this posting? This was really a waste of space. You're so desperate your doing photoshoots with dogs and plugging it? LOSER!!!!

  24. Five says – reply to this
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    This woman is super-rich and can buy your fat ass a million times over.

  25. ANNA says – reply to this
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    i think the dog is much more beautiful than Eva Longoria.

  26. 26

    hmm you have no news so you made this non-item???

  27. ? says – reply to this
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    UM, does anyone else think Eva is starting to look more and more hit?

  28. haha says – reply to this
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    She looks more and more busted everytime I see her

  29. mk says – reply to this
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    NOT EVEN CLOSE!! Seems like you're just jealous you weren't born a girl. At least you have moobs!!

  30. vanes says – reply to this
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    teddy is guly perez, face it. however, your so fucking ugly that of course you think HE'S cute

  31. mae says – reply to this
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    hmm…uh perez? it kinda looks like u!

  32. 32

    She doesn't deserve to be Disrespected Perez!

  33. ass says – reply to this
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    Holy fuck you're a moron Perez.
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    1) They look nothing alike. Such a stupid post.
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    2) Why post something this stupid just so you can talk about your fucking dog? Do you really think we can't see through your stupidity?
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    Why don't you just die already.

  34. bubbl says – reply to this
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    never mind that cute dog is that bubble tea I see? ooh yuummy!

  35. jenni says – reply to this
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    She looks ugly no one loves her here in San Antonio, Texas. Everytime she attends a Spurs game we hate it! She's a loser who can't act and a attention whore!

  36. prik says – reply to this
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    mario quit makin tha poor dog lick your crusty asshole!!!

  37. r says – reply to this
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    newsflash perez- teddy hilton is ugly! you do NOT have the cutest dog in the world. give up already geez

  38. disap says – reply to this
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    She looks nothing like her dog. This is ANOTHER lame post. You haven't broken a real celeb gossip story in ages. This site is really not much of a gossip source anymore. You just post a lot of fluff and fill crap. Nothing real, nothing true, nothing interesting. I keep coming back hoping that you will get your act together but it's becoming more and more obvious that this blog has run it's course.

  39. MK says – reply to this
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    Aw that dog is so cute!

  40. schoo says – reply to this
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    "When that drops"

    Please Perez, don't let me know 'when it drops', no one reads Spanish 'Gardener's Weekly' anyway.

    You're ZZZZZZZZZZ list brother.

  41. gardn says – reply to this
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    for god's sake, shut up about your smelly dog perez! nobody is interested in how old your dog is! what kind of relationship do you have with the animal? obsessive…

  42. misty says – reply to this
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    How can anyone find midget longho, attractive are you serious ,this broad looks like a lil. fugly rat! please people she is a overated ho that loves the paps. She is constantly looking for attention by hanging out with a listers. Eva go eat your tamales and please disappear for a while,your photos with the paps should be worth jack shit!

  43. 666 says – reply to this
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    oh, fat Perez, is your bitch obese like YOu?
    If so, then your bitch is morphing into you.
    It it greasy and smelly and repugnant like you?

  44. Such says – reply to this
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    That maltese is so adorable!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love him. Kisses baabyy..

  45. wez says – reply to this
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    seriously, going to the hair salon - is that ALL she does?

  46. ugh says – reply to this
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    my gosh can anyone say anything nice on here? you're all so nasty. Perez- my goldendoodle just turned 10 months old too :) Aren't they adorable???

  47. 47

    TWINS MY ASS, DONT HATE!