People You Don't Care About
Filed under: Z ListIt was the weekend to get married for Z-listers!
- Saturday Night Live alum Chris Kattan got married - to a model. Score!
- Former pro tennis player Chris Evert married fellow sports legend Greg Norman
- And, American Idol alum Ruben Studdard walked down the aisle in Alabama.
Posted: June 30, 2008 at 9:04 am



FIRST!
we might not care but atleast i'm FIRST!!!!!!!
k - thanks
Well at least they all accomplished something.
first!
but who cares….so z list
Any pics? This would be at least semi-interesting news if we had some visuals to go along with the stories
who cares?
Greg Norman and Chris Evert are legends in the sports world
Am I the only one who always assumed Kattan was gay?
Greg Norman and Chris Evert actually have talent — a lot of it — as compared to say, Paris, Nicole, Jessica (pick any one), Asslee, et al. You need to get a grip Perez. The clock is at 14. 15 is fast approaching.
Wow, Ruben's chick doesn't even get a name!
Chris Kattan married a woman?!
Can you believe Chris Kattan actually dated Zooey Deschanel?! It was one of those "WTF" moments!
- Gossip blogger/entrepreneur-wannabe/self-promoting/hypocritical fag Perez Hilton… tried desperately to get his "fans" to attend his "clothing" line "signing"… and unashamedly tried to sell his "Amy Winehouse" t-shirt for $24.
It was the weekend to be ashamed of for Z-list Queens! LOL
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First thing I thought too. Can't be Kattan, he's gay? Then I thought, well, maybe he married a dude. California and all. But it is a girl.
Maybe the whole gay thing was a career-boost stunt.
AND DON"T FORGET….the best of all? PORKEZ SHOWED UP IN SAN FRANCISO at HOT TOPIC and NO ONE SHOWED UP!!!!!..MUAHHAHAHAHAH YOU FUKIN FAT PRIK!
I bet Ruben's new ho is a fattie too.
I care more about these people than some of the craptastic psuedo-celebs you have gracing your pages. And definitely more interested in them than your self-promotion and Perezzer pics. Guess your assumption explains why your site is sucking hard on the donkey cock.
You say they are people nobody cares about…and yet you post the story. Make up your mind…when you find it.
australia treated the greg norman wedding like its was the biggest even of the year 'they where like a american superstars such as mat Lauer from the today show will be attending" lol so pathetic but thats aussie celebritys
at first I thought Chris and Greg were two men.
Chris evert is no Z lister! She's A-list.
Oh come on Perez! Chris Evert may not be a glam tabloid mess but she's a sports legend and one of America's sweethearts and she loves the gays! She has a LEGENDARY rivalry/friendship with Martina Navratilova, voted the #1 sports rivalry of all time!
Chris Evert is not Z List. She is the original Tennis diva, blonde ice princess of Grand Slams. The glamour girl of tennis before the Anna Kournankovas, Maria Sharapovas, or Williams sisters.
You all better respect!
PEREZ, Why would YOU think these People are Z-listers?
Mean and shallow!!!
F*** you Perez because I love Ruben Studdarb. He's the bomb!
People YOU don't care about.
No, no, no, Perez. You are misunderstanding the concept of the list. Nobody with the talent of the people you mentioned here belong on the z-list. Being on that list should be reserved for the Spencer Pratt types, those with no talent trying to be famous. Que no?
Chris Evert a z-lister? Why cuz she has actual talent and remains one of the most amazing women to walk on a tennis court? She's older than the tarts, who's lives everyone seems to follow so shallowly. Right…talent, class, and integrity, Z-list. Got it.
You should be top of this list Mario. Chris and Greg are sports legends, so some of us do care about them. Who we don't care about is you and your personal opinions, personal vendettas, personal favorites, personal politics, etc…
did anyone else think chris kattan was gay or was it just me?
is this a cover up perhaps?
If Greg Norman and Chris Evert are Z listers, then I will be happy to join the same list. At least they have done something with their lives, instead of being an ass kissing ugly fuck like you, Perez. You are nothing, just like the empty useless tards you suck after.
Wrong Perez! I care!
Now I'm confused ! Aren't both of thoses Chris's GAY??!!!! Can you say BEARD? I sure can.
I thought 2 out of 3 were gay!
Your course you people don't care about Ruben your WHITE! In the black community which you will never be a part of WE LOVE RUBEN!!! So happy for him!!!
tha fat fuckin N!GGER found a ho thats let him put that N!GGER cock inside her??? unbelievablewil
Chris Evert is NOT a Z-lister. She deserves more respect than this.
Re: wil – So not surprised you wrote that…..your true colors will always show! All you of you are the same! Like I said whitey will never care!
Chris Kattan married a woman?!
How the hell is Chris Evert Z-list? She's an American icon and champion.
She should not be included among the others. You're discriminating based on her age.
Calling Chris Evert is a Z Lister is like saying that Spencer/Heidi have talent! Chris and Greg are gifted athletes and have used their talent to build an empire. BTW, Perez you should spend some time in the gym…
i guess perez doesnt watch BET!!! Ruben is successful, I don't understand how a you, being a Z lister yourself, can say someone who is actually selling records is at the bottom of the alphabet. Sorry he doesnt sing that techno pop crap you like. Maybe if he lipsynced a couple of albums he would be on you ipod. BIG PINK IDIOT
do you think people give a shit about you?
hahahahhaha good one PEREZ!
actually your blog is entertaining but when you start calling more well-known "celebs" as d-lister and z-listers is actually pretty amusing… what list do you think your on??? HA thats right your not on one because no one gives a shit about you