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People You Don't Care About

Filed under: Z List

It was the weekend to get married for Z-listers!

- Saturday Night Live alum Chris Kattan got married - to a model. Score!

- Former pro tennis player Chris Evert married fellow sports legend Greg Norman

- And, American Idol alum Ruben Studdard walked down the aisle in Alabama.



44 comments to “People You Don't Care About”

  1. first says – reply to this


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    FIRST!

  2. first says – reply to this


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    we might not care but atleast i'm FIRST!!!!!!!

  3. Estel says – reply to this


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    k - thanks

  4. randi says – reply to this


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    Well at least they all accomplished something.

  5. hilto says – reply to this


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    first!

    but who cares….so z list

  6. erm says – reply to this


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    Any pics? This would be at least semi-interesting news if we had some visuals to go along with the stories :(

  7. Hilda says – reply to this


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    who cares?

  8. Keepi says – reply to this


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    Greg Norman and Chris Evert are legends in the sports world

  9. sk says – reply to this


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    Am I the only one who always assumed Kattan was gay?

  10. Kate says – reply to this


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    Greg Norman and Chris Evert actually have talent — a lot of it — as compared to say, Paris, Nicole, Jessica (pick any one), Asslee, et al. You need to get a grip Perez. The clock is at 14. 15 is fast approaching.



  11. 11

    Wow, Ruben's chick doesn't even get a name!

  12. BK says – reply to this


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    Chris Kattan married a woman?!

  13. Gia J says – reply to this


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    Can you believe Chris Kattan actually dated Zooey Deschanel?! It was one of those "WTF" moments!

  14. dave says – reply to this


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    - Gossip blogger/entrepreneur-wannabe/self-promoting/hypocritical fag Perez Hilton… tried desperately to get his "fans" to attend his "clothing" line "signing"… and unashamedly tried to sell his "Amy Winehouse" t-shirt for $24.

    It was the weekend to be ashamed of for Z-list Queens! LOL

  15. Huh?? says – reply to this


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    @9

    First thing I thought too. Can't be Kattan, he's gay? Then I thought, well, maybe he married a dude. California and all. But it is a girl.

    Maybe the whole gay thing was a career-boost stunt.

  16. TERD says – reply to this


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    AND DON"T FORGET….the best of all? PORKEZ SHOWED UP IN SAN FRANCISO at HOT TOPIC and NO ONE SHOWED UP!!!!!..MUAHHAHAHAHAH YOU FUKIN FAT PRIK!

  17. Mike says – reply to this


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    I bet Ruben's new ho is a fattie too.

  18. GetaC says – reply to this


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    I care more about these people than some of the craptastic psuedo-celebs you have gracing your pages. And definitely more interested in them than your self-promotion and Perezzer pics. Guess your assumption explains why your site is sucking hard on the donkey cock.

  19. alex says – reply to this


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    You say they are people nobody cares about…and yet you post the story. Make up your mind…when you find it.

  20. jess says – reply to this


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    australia treated the greg norman wedding like its was the biggest even of the year 'they where like a american superstars such as mat Lauer from the today show will be attending" lol so pathetic but thats aussie celebritys

  21. eb says – reply to this


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    at first I thought Chris and Greg were two men.

  22. Danny says – reply to this


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    Chris evert is no Z lister! She's A-list.

  23. JJ says – reply to this


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    Oh come on Perez! Chris Evert may not be a glam tabloid mess but she's a sports legend and one of America's sweethearts and she loves the gays! She has a LEGENDARY rivalry/friendship with Martina Navratilova, voted the #1 sports rivalry of all time!

  24. Andy says – reply to this


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    Chris Evert is not Z List. She is the original Tennis diva, blonde ice princess of Grand Slams. The glamour girl of tennis before the Anna Kournankovas, Maria Sharapovas, or Williams sisters.

    You all better respect!

  25. KIM says – reply to this


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    PEREZ, Why would YOU think these People are Z-listers?
    Mean and shallow!!!

  26. sugam says – reply to this


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    F*** you Perez because I love Ruben Studdarb. He's the bomb!

  27. erma says – reply to this


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    People YOU don't care about.

  28. DIANE says – reply to this


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    No, no, no, Perez. You are misunderstanding the concept of the list. Nobody with the talent of the people you mentioned here belong on the z-list. Being on that list should be reserved for the Spencer Pratt types, those with no talent trying to be famous. Que no?

  29. Paola says – reply to this


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    Chris Evert a z-lister? Why cuz she has actual talent and remains one of the most amazing women to walk on a tennis court? She's older than the tarts, who's lives everyone seems to follow so shallowly. Right…talent, class, and integrity, Z-list. Got it.

  30. Marky says – reply to this


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    You should be top of this list Mario. Chris and Greg are sports legends, so some of us do care about them. Who we don't care about is you and your personal opinions, personal vendettas, personal favorites, personal politics, etc…

  31. dm says – reply to this


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    did anyone else think chris kattan was gay or was it just me?
    is this a cover up perhaps?

  32. Jules says – reply to this


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    If Greg Norman and Chris Evert are Z listers, then I will be happy to join the same list. At least they have done something with their lives, instead of being an ass kissing ugly fuck like you, Perez. You are nothing, just like the empty useless tards you suck after.



  33. 33

    Wrong Perez! I care!

  34. MARC says – reply to this


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    Now I'm confused ! Aren't both of thoses Chris's GAY??!!!! Can you say BEARD? I sure can.

  35. mcvee says – reply to this


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    I thought 2 out of 3 were gay!

  36. melin says – reply to this


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    Your course you people don't care about Ruben your WHITE! In the black community which you will never be a part of WE LOVE RUBEN!!! So happy for him!!!

  37. wil says – reply to this


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    tha fat fuckin N!GGER found a ho thats let him put that N!GGER cock inside her??? unbelievablewil

  38. Max says – reply to this


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    Chris Evert is NOT a Z-lister. She deserves more respect than this.

  39. Miss says – reply to this


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    Re: wil – So not surprised you wrote that…..your true colors will always show! All you of you are the same! Like I said whitey will never care!

  40. Carme says – reply to this


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    Chris Kattan married a woman?!

  41. caroa says – reply to this


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    How the hell is Chris Evert Z-list? She's an American icon and champion.

    She should not be included among the others. You're discriminating based on her age.

  42. Spenc says – reply to this


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    Calling Chris Evert is a Z Lister is like saying that Spencer/Heidi have talent! Chris and Greg are gifted athletes and have used their talent to build an empire. BTW, Perez you should spend some time in the gym…

  43. snugg says – reply to this


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    i guess perez doesnt watch BET!!! Ruben is successful, I don't understand how a you, being a Z lister yourself, can say someone who is actually selling records is at the bottom of the alphabet. Sorry he doesnt sing that techno pop crap you like. Maybe if he lipsynced a couple of albums he would be on you ipod. BIG PINK IDIOT

  44. Estel says – reply to this


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    do you think people give a shit about you?
    hahahahhaha good one PEREZ!

    actually your blog is entertaining but when you start calling more well-known "celebs" as d-lister and z-listers is actually pretty amusing… what list do you think your on??? HA thats right your not on one because no one gives a shit about you