Praise Jesus!
The Hills star, Heidi Montag, is still determined to be a singer.
But, this time, she's hoping taking it in a new direction….or at least milk the possibility for some press!
Montag has revealed intentions to record a Christian album.
Yes!
Wonder whose idea that was? We bet Spencer Pratt's.
What would Jesus think????
Well, Heidi says, "I have been the most religious person since I was 2 years old. I always felt this crazy connection to God."
God, that's just….crazy!
Montag likes to consider herself "kind of non-denominational Baptist."
And, during a recent interview, she mentions how she had once planned to devote her life to God as a missionary in Africa.
Really? Why didn't you?
No worries, you still have time to go to Africa and adopt a baby that Spencer would like to call Dunk.
Speidi are actually off to Africa this August, when they will "feed children and help build things."
Oh, and they're going to have their own cameras there to film. Of course!
As for the "feud" between Lauren Conrad and Montag, she says, "I don't even want to talk about that. There were rumors about a sex tape, but I had nothing to do with that. God knows the truth in all of this, and at the end of the day, that is the only thing that matters. Jesus was persecuted, and I'm going to get persecuted, ya know? But it doesn't matter to me."
Did she just compare herself to Jesus Christ????
That's fucking brilliant!
Spencer writes the best dialogue!!!!!
[Image via WENN.]
If You Are Easily Offended…
Retiring. Finally.
Who ARE these people and WHO GIVES A SH!!!
OMG AM I FIRST!?!?!??! I CAN DIE HAPPY NOW? DO I SOUND JUST LIKE THOSE OTHER IDIOTS??????
what a joke! 1st?
FIRST
Heidi sux stinky butt
Heidi has a serious New Haven ghetto weave! Whatta Ho!
comparing herself to Jesus is completely crossing the line
youre an idiot to compare yourself to jesus heidi
Montag is fake, her "Christianity" is fake, she is vain, and she has the nerve to compare herself to Jesus. What a clueless, typical twit. I can't wait till this no-talent flash in the pan has her 15 minutes all used up. Good God, what has our world come to.
And sadly, Jesus is not pleased…Heidi would not live the life that she does if she were truly a Christian person. Nothing that she does or says glorifies God or Christian ideals. Nothing worse than a hypocrite.
I don't get the disgusting drawing…Perez You're putting Your cock in Her mouth? Gross!!!!
Missionary in Africa?? More like missionary position for Africans! Line up Golliwogs.
Speaking for Christians EVERYWHERE… Please, please, please, HEIDI DON'T DO IT.
i'm so sure.
whatever.
less than 10?
we'll see.
YAYY FIRST AND OMGGG STHUT UP ALREADY NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR SKANKY ASS!
where is the ring?!!?! haha
she is the ONE celebrity that i can do without!!!!!
Wow, it's so obvious that she's just doing this to get press for it.
I love how she throws the whole 'Jesus persecution' thing in there for good measure.
She's never said anything about religion before.
Fucking whoree.
Dumb. Cunt.
is she seriously comparing herself to jesus???
LMBO!!!!!!! seriously?
GAG
So basically, she's one of those crazy, creepy religious people. Those two need help.
1st
I DONT THINK JESUS WOULD APPROVE OF HER IMPLANTS. AHAHA
First
so annoying these two. arghh …
first????
heidis fake l,c, ftw!
firsttt
So basically, she's one of those crazy, creepy religious people. Those two need help.
Can we just stop talking about her and paying attention to her so she and her stupid man will go away??
Heidi seems like a great person at heart. I think MTV and the press have created the villian she plays on The hills. I'd like to see them do a their own show from thier point of view, THAT would be interesting.
"Jesus was persecuted, and I'm going to get persecuted, ya know"
Evidently, Heidi Montag = Jesus.
I'm waiting for the report that says she and Spencer were both hit by lightning.
NOW THIS CUNT BAGS COMPARING HERSELF TO JESUS??
I DIDN'T KNOW THAT SOMEONE SO RELIGIOUSLY DEVOTED AND CONNECTED TO GOD HAD PREMARRITAL SEX.
HOW IS THAT WE'VE NEVER SEEN OR HEARD OF THIS "CONNECTION" SHE HAS BUT IN THIS 2 PARAGRAPH ARTICLE SHE MADE 37 GOD REFERENCES. FUCKEN IDIOT.
WHY DO YOU EVEN WRITE ABOUT THESE TWO NO TALENTS? He's obviously a social climbing money suckin male ho because he's acknowledged he went after her to get on the show. They are hard to even look at.
Do you get paid to write about people like this? I heard you did. I wouldn't even waste my time watching their show.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha… they're fake… hahahahahahahahahahaha….. they're going to feed chldren bullshit and help build nothing…
She makes me wanna barf. First?
tick-tock…………it's 12:46, 12:47, when you go from where you're at and start reaching for the Christians the fifteen minutes is about up. How can you be a non-denominational Baptist? Doesn't she mean a Protestant?
She is the epitome of stupid blondes! Non-denominational means you don't follow any set denomination, which is why it's called NON-denominational, so you cannot be non-denominational Baptist.
I bet Jesus told her it was cool to pose for Maxim, too.
thank G-d i'm a jew
xoxoxo
clover
I'm pretty sure Jesus wasn't persecuted for being a back-stabbing lying little creep. Heidi, you are lame and smell like poo!
Did she just compare Jesus' persecution to her own (nonexistent) one? What is wrong with her? Does she ever think before she speaks…as a truly religious person I AM offended by that!
did someone say douche bag?
OMG She lies more than any Person in Hollywood!
She is an idiot. She wont make it…. I wounder what kind of music she will sing when this falls through?….maybe she will try to rap like spency spince?
Can someone just shoot these two already…
FUCK THIS DAM AS BULL FUCK
if she's such a devout christian, why is she out partying, posing for magazines in her underwear..and most importantly LIVING WITH SPENCER!! She's obviously never once opened the Bible.. or Spencer reads it to her and gives her his own interpretation.. She wont survive in a Christian Music community.
Anything to get paid, right Heidi? Why can't you stay out of the limelight? Isn't the bad acting on The Hills enough? Isn't it funny that you feel this "crazy connection to God". Is that why you have bleached blond hair, lip implants, tit implants, and you really look like a 2 cent hooker? Oh, is that why you are dating a diva of a boyfriend? Hey Spencer, is it me or the coach? I guess the missionary life in Africa wasn't enough, right? You like the TV abit too much, don't you?
She's such a waste of time. She's hideous, she has no talent, and she sucks at life. Perez, I love you but could you move on to people who actually have talent and are worth our time. These douchebags are old news. Move on….
Spencer thought She was talking about Him whe She says, oh god!
"I always felt this crazy connection to God."
GOOD! The Christians can have her!
If Heidi was actually a religious girl, she would realize how insanely offensive it is to compare herself to JC. People believe that he DIED for their sins, and what did she do? How is she being persecuted? By being portrayed as a "villian" on a TV show, yet is still making millions from it???? She clearly doesn't know right from wrong. I don't even blame Spencer anymore; I think she's let fame go to her head. She seemed like such a sweet and fun girl a few years ago, and now she thinks that she is "glamorous" (hahaha) and something of a Hollywood Legend. Your 15 minutes were up, sweetie, about 15 minutes ago.
What will She/He come up with next?
She brings up that sex tape constantly. I don't even think people remember who is supposed to be in it. DRINK THE KOOL-AID, Heidi. Free the world from your feeble mind.
Dunk…*snark*
haha no matter how annoying they are, you gotta hand it to them, they know how to work the media and keep their names in your head.
what an inspiration!! HA! wonder how god feels about her fake titties and her always showing her body off?!? wish these two would disappear…drop off the face of the earth. what retards! does anyone like these two? they are two of the fakest pieces of shit I have ever seen. PLEASE JESUS make them go AWAY!!
Jesus would say 'Hell to da No she aint!'
You stupid bitch….Lauren is way smarter than you thought. You were totally set up to spread BS. I read word got back to Lauren you and your douche boyfriend were selling stories to the tabs. She dropped the bait you took it and spread it like wildfire. There was never a sex tape. The joke is on you, Speidi! Always was! Both of you were dumb enough to take the bait and make yourselves look like horrible people in the process. Score Lauren!!!
As far as you pursuing a Christian singing career maybe you should brush up on the "10 Commandments"….Does "Thou Shall Not Bear False Witness Against My Neigbor" ring a bell to you. Now you have resorted to whoring out Jesus Christ himself to try to become famous. Have you no shame?
I thought Baptist was a denomination….what a dumbass.
wow, Heidi and Spencer always deliver….
uhmm one, that cunt is about as holy as Ann Rice in the early 90's
two, i wonder what "jesus" would say about her big fake boobies, and
her comparing herself to him that would be an insult…wow Heidi and Spencer are a classy type of couple….if we are lucky, if and when they go to Africa, a cheetah will rip into Spencer, and a gazelle will pop one of Heidi's fake boobies
-jT
Actually, Perez, you should catch up on scripture.
JOHN 15, 18-26
I love how she was on the view the other day saying "I don't drink" but how many times have they shown her with alcohol on the show?!?! She's an idiot!!
Someone had their weave wrapped too tight
OMG. I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY HaTE, Dislike, spencer and heidi, the most fakest bitches on the planet. i can't believe they are getting famous!! i HATE that so much. they are really pathetic and its ridiculous.
You gotta hand it to her, she's got balls.
please stop encouraging them by giving them press! it's already crappy that i can't buy US weekly anymore in protest to the mag putting the hills on almost EVERY COVER… honestly, us real gossip junkies don't want to hear about FAKE CELEBS. i'd take vagina-face angie over these posers anyday.
It figures. Non-denominationals are the ape-shit craziest of all the holy rollers! Btw, when is Spencer getting his plastic surgery? He's fucking grotesque.
SPENCER IS SO FUCKING HOT I WOULD LOVE TO SEE HIM IN A SEX TAPE! I WOULD RIM HIM DIRTY OR CLEAN! I AM A VERY HOT BI SEXUAL WHITE MALE A SEEING HIM MAKES ME WANT 2 BE FLAT OUT GAY!
Wouldn't a really religious person accept the body God gave them and not be so superficial?!!
that bitch is crazy. if she is such a religious person, how come this is the first time we are hearing about it???? bcz it's fake. all for publicity. whore.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Yeah, like anyone is going to buy that story. Lets pimp out Jesus to make money- Who thought of that brilliant idea? Heidi- you need to dump Spencer, he's screwing your career.
Can't stand those two… WTF is so great about them? I'll never spend a penny to watch anything they do…. Only in Hollywood…
I FEEL SO SORRY FOR THIS GIRL BECUZ WHEN THAT FUCKER LEAVES HER - HE IS GONNA RUN HIS MOUTH ABOUT HER LIKE YOU HAVE NO IDEA!! - THEY WONT BE TOGETHER FOR TOO LONG… COME ON THEYRE WHITE!- WHITE PPL CANT KEEP RELATIONSHIPS…
Non-denominational Baptist??? Last time I checked Baptist was a denomination… This girl is possibly the least articulate celebrity ever. Go back to school!!!
Re: LOVE – - bet a million bucks this was posted by Spencer.
They're gonna feed children in Africa, oh yeah, and build things, tape it and then make millions from it. So basically, they're gonna make money from exploiting the misery of African people. Such good, good people.
Haha, this site is hilarious today!! First with Pam calling Jessica a whore(hello??) and now this?
Give me a damn break!!!!!!!!!!! Besides we all know Perez was photographed with them going to church!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I cant stand Spencer or Heidi!!!!!!!!!!!
1 I agree no more posts about them if you stop posting paps will stop taking pics and then the two will be less in the public eye. MAKE IT HAPPEN PEREZ!
Also is it bad I want to strangle them? I never felt like this before but these two are the worst selfproclaimed somebodies that are NOBODIES.
I am pretty sure if you were very religious you don't get boobie and a nose job, now before all the fake tit women yell I am religious with fake boobs just remember no your not.
If you believe then you SHOULD know people were created to look a certain way. you mutilated what you were born with and that makes you NOT religious ok . it makes you ungreatful. people were born with real deformities and you are just messing with perfection already.
all so you can get attention from men and women and try to improve your self worth because you don't think your worth enough prior to the surgery…sad
Trust me God wouldn't approve of her mutilating her body to whore out on covers sorry
GET A PUBLICIST WHO TELLS YOU TO KEEP YOUR TRAP SHUT! AND STOP OVERPLUCKING YOUR EYEBROWS!
FOR the love of jesus PLEASE stop writing about these two!!!!!!!!! do they even know anything that is going on (politically) in Africa to make the people starve and die?! perez, really, just stop. stop. stop.
fucking love it…not only does she sound like an idiot, but the best part is that she actually believes everything she says. no matter how dumb.
i'm not a religious person, but i have to say this is particularly low and offensive. First of all, would a deeply religious person engage in underage drinking and living with her boyfriend (out of wedlock) on NATIONAL television? No, they'd be locked in a church in bumfu** middle of no where. Also, comparing oneself, even in an indirect manner, is blasphemous. what a fake attention whore
i am sure christians around the world will rush to buy her album. I mean come on she is such a Christian role model and all why not. She is a freaking idiot. I honestly can not stand to hear about her or her dumb ass fiancee anymore. by the way LC and Brody's new AT&T commercial sucks any one agree?
Re: Kelly – yes, and except for the show shouldnt be on MTV it should be on some christian network. or even better maybe she can join scientologist or kabbalah…they will fit right it with tom cruise.
those are some disgusting extensions…
Why is she always with that little old man?…
Jesus was persecuted and you're going to get persecuted.
Well, Jesus had his Judas and you have your Spencer.
hey _ I guess you do have a lot in common with JC
these 2 are the BIGGEST WASTE OF TIME in the whole world- PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE STOP talking about them…..maybe they'll GO AWAY!!!!!!!!
Good Grief! I'm so sick of these 2 idiots…I've suscribed to us magazine for 20 years+ and they're absolutely shoving them down our throats. Then The View and Letterman…enough already. I do have to admit Letterman made them look like imbeciles, which was a great laugh. But then horseface goes on The View and says "I don't drink or do drugs" But almost EVERY photo op they stage, she's got a bottle of champagne and flute in HER HAND!!! Whether she's drinking it or not, she's still perpetuating the fact that she DRINKS!!! She's NO role model. God could do us all a favor and make them go away!!!
IDIOT! OMG SHE TALKS SUCH CR*P! ARGH STUPID BIATCH!
THAT'S WHY SHE HAD TO DO A PREGNANCY TEST ON THE HILLS, SHES SO CHRISTIAN SHE HAD PRE-MARITAL SEX WITH HER DOUCHEY BOYFRIEND AND IM SURE JESUS TOLD HER TO DO IT.
PRAISE THE LORD HEIDI!
HILARIOUS! I LOVE IT! HER CHIN IS MONSTROUS AS WELL.
Funny, I mentioned you'd be reporting on this last week and you removed my comments - you have a 'deal' with these two to report on them *lol* Loser.
Heidi & Spencer going to Africa is a terrific idea. Why, I've heard that Robert Mugabe is a big fan of theirs. They should show their appreciation by going to his Presidential mansion in Zimbabwe and paying a friendly visit. The guards would probably even show Spencer their AK47s, being he likes guns so much.
Please, Heidi and Spencer, visit Zimbabwe.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP PUTTING THESE TWO UGLY IDOIOTS ON YOUR PAGE
I am a Christian Girl and i am not claiming to know everything about Christianity but i do know that claiming to be like Jesus Christ is wrong. We as humans are sinners and Jesus is not a sinner. Also, if she was so into reading the Bible did she skip over the part on cohabitation? Its states in the bible that men and women are not supposed to cohabitate until after they are married so i guess that means Spencer will have to move out and get his own place if they really go through with this record! Plus as a Christian you aren't supposed to judge….so she might want to quit talking so badly about Lauren and if she has something not so nice to say she might just want to pray about it instead of vocalizing it!
Why is she recording a Christian album? Because I can only assume that her songs suck and won't sell. (I refuse to listen to anything from a girl that was made popular off of an MTV show about spoiled rich brats with "problems") Christians would be gullible enough to buy a shitty album, because it contains lyrics about "God's infinite love". How else will she make money? Talent? LOL.