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We'll Have An Answer Soon

Filed under: Baby Blabber > Love Line > Michael Lohan

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The Michael Lohan story about his affair and rumored 13 year old bastard daughter, Ashley, continues.

But, to set the record straight, Michael has decided to take a paternity test.

He says, "I took the DNA test this morning. I will get the results within the next two weeks."

Aww, what a great guy. He's going through such a rough and personal time, and yet he still has time to open up to the media about it.

Kudos.

He continues, "It was important for me to know the truth, so I took the test. However, I have some serious doubts after investigating [the mother and his former mistress] Kristi's background."

Tisk tisk.

Is he calling his former mistress a slut?????

Well, we agree with him there!

Do U think Michael is the father of this 13 year old girl? Or could the mother be doing it for publicity, fame, and money?

[Image via WENN.]



88 comments to “We'll Have An Answer Soon”

  1. DG says – reply to this
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    FIRST…SUHWEEEET

  2. amber says – reply to this
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    what a man slut

  3. genev says – reply to this
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    YES FIRST SCORRRRE

  4. smiff says – reply to this
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    one more child he can fuck up

  5. angel says – reply to this
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    Uh yes, I think he is the father.

  6. eb says – reply to this
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    Perez, regarding calling the girl a slut, I am sure you wouldn't get a DNA test when a girl comes to you and says she has your child - SUUUUUUUUUUUURE!! I guess it's only an issue for us straigth people, since we are the only ones reproducing, after all, you can't conceive through the butt.

  7. Josh says – reply to this
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    YES!

  8. rufus says – reply to this
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    top 5?

  9. Victo says – reply to this
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    who cares?

  10. littl says – reply to this
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    He has to do something to generate publicity because that Living Lohan show is just awful!:(( Except for the Gran. The kid has a hairstyle right out of the 1930's and an expression of continual gloom! What a horrible show. And the Maloof Bros. are investing in all of this???

  11. 11

    who cares?

    men are pigs

  12. emili says – reply to this
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    what money is she gonna get from him? HAHAHAHA. crack money form linds?

  13. rayra says – reply to this
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    I thought you said he had no money/fame Perez….

  14. lola says – reply to this
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    Perez, its really insensitive and ignorant to call his supposed daughter, Ashley, a "bastard". What has she done to deserve that? She's only 13 years old and has now been brought into a hellacious situation where this douche media whore could now be her father. "Bastard" seems a little harsh for an undeserving young girl, don't ya think? You seem to have no limits for who you are willing to expose and hurt, even children aren't off limits. You're gross.

  15. lc says – reply to this
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    I just can't bring myself to care. I just can't.

  16. fifi says – reply to this
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    Really? I don't give a shit and think that the rest of your fans don't care either. He could…. SHOULD…. drop off the face of the earth. Don't care… Put valuable information on your site. I love this site. Nice break from work, but SERIOULSY???? Does ANYONE give a shit?????????????

  17. Anonymous says – reply to this
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    1st!! not loll
    i think it is his

  18. jenn says – reply to this
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    i pray that this is his child, its just funny, that whole family thinks they are perfect and now there is a little bastard out there…..i hope she is prettier than ali and lindsey

  19. Bella says – reply to this
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    '13 year old bastard daughter'. That's low even for you Perez! You're talking about a CHILD, A LITTLE GIRL who had NOTHING TO DO WITH HOW SHE WAS CONCEIVED.

  20. 20

    both

  21. 21

    Yep, totally for the fame and money. Why would she wait so long otherwise?

  22. jenn says – reply to this
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    This is for lola:

    bas·tard /ˈbæstərd/ –noun 1. a person born of unmarried parents; an illegitimate child.

  23. Kaye says – reply to this
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    **Not cool calling a 13 year old girl a 'bastard'. She didn't ask to be born, her parent(s) are the adulterous idiots, not her. She is innocent in all this. Insulting Michael and Kristi is fine, they're asking for it. But leave the poor girl alone.

  24. dave says – reply to this
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    PEREZ. Are you doing it for publicity, fame, and money? It sure as hell looks like it! LOL

  25. fire says – reply to this
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    Perez, you really shouldn't be calling a 13 year old girl a "bastard daughter". I mean, if you want to get technical, your precious Angelina's biological children are bastards to

  26. EZ says – reply to this
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    Maybe a paternity test should've been taken BEFORE all this came out. Idiots…

  27. reggi says – reply to this
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    IT COULD BE WORSE, HE COULD BE DESIGNING SOME SHIT CLOTHING "LINE" FOR HOT TOPIC…..

  28. Jessi says – reply to this
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    Calling the 13-year-old girl a "bastard" child in every post about further shows what a douche you have become. Grow up.

  29. 29

    well dina has her own show with the kids, he wants in on the spotlight again… i think its all a publicity stunt… but with that family who knows

  30. Ellel says – reply to this
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    It would have been an interesting tidbit without the "Bastard" label. Come on Perez, we know your evolved. Show it. Have a little taste when it comes to these kids.

  31. Angel says – reply to this
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    I think its his kid and she's doing it for fame…no money though. I'm not sure what money he has but I'm sure its not much. Maybe Disney Channel can get her a job?

  32. 32

    of course publicity, fame and money!!

  33. 33

    You can obviously tell what a low guy he is. No smart person would ever say something like that when, if he's proven to be her father, he has to deal with the mother further. What an idiot.

  34. Hyde says – reply to this
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    Hey ASSHOLE, quit calling a 13 year-old girl a bastard!!!

  35. val71 says – reply to this
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    Great!
    that's all we needed another freckled face, red haired rehaber. !
    LOL..LOL.

    P.S.- fuck all u bastards tryna come down on my man Perez.!

  36. jeez says – reply to this
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    why to you have to say "bastard" … that's so rude..

    what is this 1822?

  37. starm says – reply to this
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    As much I really really want for this story to be true(can you imagine the controversy?!) I think this might be a case of someone wanting 15 minutes.

  38. hah says – reply to this
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    If she's a bastard she's a bastard. It is what it is…not a reflection on her tho. Just this shady world. The government should control who's able to have kids…cuz this man is another one screwing up MANY PEOPLES LIVES.

    But I wouldn't be surprised either way

  39. M.L. says – reply to this
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    Perez has to white my eyes out so he doesn't have to look at me when he posts this smut. You know you're doing me wrong, my friend. How do you sleep at night?

  40. shame says – reply to this
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    It's sickening that all the gossip sites keep calling this child a bastard. Do you not think of her feelings and what she must be going through at this time? You people have no sensitivity or shame.

  41. Lily says – reply to this
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    He really needs to know if she is his kid so he can start figuring out how to get money from her existence… apparently she isn't pretty or talented or else he would of come out as a cheater years and years ago

  42. 42

    why does anyone give this dud the time of day, thats exactly what he wants. I hear more about him than I do Lindsay, and she is the star in the family. Dont give this guy any more attention, he is a slime ball

  43. 43

    Re: eb

    Fuck you , obviously someone is a whore, or why else would you get so sensitive……………….Grow up bitch and keep your panties on this time….LOL

  44. Marco says – reply to this
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    who the fuck cares? why is this fuck-turd in the news? what has he done? why do you even bother reporting on him? I thought this was a celebrity gossip site, lately it's all been about wannabe celebs and what Perez is pushing on his readers at the moment. Perez you just lost another loyal reader… adios guapo….

  45. shame says – reply to this
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    Who cares what the "webster's definition" of bastard means? It is still hurtful and unnecessary to use that word with this child. It is humiliating to an innocent 13 yr old girl who didn't ask to be put in this media circus or to be born in the first place. Leave the child alone. You don't like it when people use gay slurs. Don't degrade an innocent kid with your foul mouth.

  46. nonoh says – reply to this
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    Re: eb – oh shut the fuck up and grow up…

  47. WTF?? says – reply to this
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    WHY DID MY COMMENT NOT POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  48. Sam says – reply to this
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    Perez, you wouldn't have a job if slime like him didn't "open up to the media . . ." What a hypocrite you are!

  49. NcybY says – reply to this
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    Michael Lohan is a fine hunk of studmeat and I'd sure love to show him my
    "Backwards Cowgirl" position that I saw demonstrated on "Talk Sex With Sue!"

  50. renee says – reply to this
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    What the hell Perez. You keep calling the women hores and say nothing about the guy. You are a women hater, the men are just as fault as the women. It takes two remember.

  51. nancy says – reply to this
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    Stop calling children bastards! STOP STOP STOP! It is WRONG.

  52. alex says – reply to this
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    why is he even on this site? he's not famous for anything, he's not a celebrity, his daughter is the famous one so why does he feel the need to tell the world his business. Shut your piehole.

  53. lola says – reply to this
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    Re: jenn – thanks for the technical definition of bastard that i'm completely aware of. obviously, if you ever read this site, Perez is not a politically correct, compassionate person and had no intention of using the word "bastard" in the context you informed us all of. "Bastard" is also an insulting slang word. Thanks for trying though.

  54. @v@ says – reply to this
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    Paternity tests should be mandatory prior to assigning court ordered payments to the custodial parent. I disagree with calling her a slut! I disagree with the use of an inflammatory and judgemental term for a mutual and consentual relationship between two consenting adults, and that would then make Mr. Lohan a slut, too. A child is a gift.

  55. B-Ray says – reply to this
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    Re: nancy – Breeder bitches need to quit popping out so many damn BASTARDS!!! It's called BIRTH CONTROL, whorz!!!

  56. Pffft says – reply to this
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    Re: B-Ray – If a fellow wants to ensure birth control, he should takes steps addressing his own fertility. Female birth control is never 100%. If both parties are doing it, both parties need to protect their own interests. To use your terms with a twist, "guy breeder bastards need to stop popping out so many damn bastards!!! It's called BIRTH CONTROL, male whorz!!! Not constructive. Both parties are responsible. BOTH parties. It takes two to tango. I doubt you are the kind of guy to point your finger at others when things go wrong in your life, are you? That approach also applies to the act.

  57. Lola says – reply to this
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    This is gonna be great. The drama is going to unroll in front of America for us to laugh at. Michael Lohal is an attention whore, he's probably eating this up. And the little girl, can you only imagine how screwed up in the head she is going to end up?!?! Possibly worst than Lindsay. I hope he IS the father of this girl. It will simply bring more joy to the world. Who doesn't enjoy a good laugh at how fucked up they are?

  58. zoo says – reply to this
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    Bitch should go on MAURY!!!!!!!
    "Mr. Lohan you ARE THE FATHER!!!"

  59. Basta says – reply to this
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    Any child born out of wedlock is a bastard. I don't care who you are. I give him credit just for taking the paternity test. It does only take one time to make a baby. So if Dina and Michael were seperated so what everyone needs a piece of ass. he is only human. By the looks of things Dina is NO Mother of The Year. Michael is no different either. But what is normal. We all read this site and post. We are just as fruity reading and posting.

  60. jessi says – reply to this
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    Re: nancy
    for godssakes, the term "bastard" actually has a meaning other than the colloquial slang meaning people use nowadays. there's nothing wrong with using a term correctly if the definition fits. perez isn't using the word "bastard" insultingly; he's actually using it for the right meaning. go pick up a dictionary.

  61. eb says – reply to this
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    Re: Playboy8820 – NO, FUCK YOU, BIYOTCH! I am a male who doesn't wear panties, unlike you, Perez' bitch boy!!!

  62. Heidi says – reply to this
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    who cares - if he's the father, he's the father. condoms are not a recent invention - maybe the new spray on kind! he's milking his relationship w/ lindsay for all it's worth, so why shouldn't his "other" woman. he has such high standards. maybe he can go to church with speidi!

  63. Lizz says – reply to this
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    It probably IS his kid, but she's dragging this out NOW for the fame and publicity. So she's a famewhore with a bastard Lohan child.

  64. LOOK says – reply to this
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    I'm sure this womans background is no worse than his DRUG ADDICT, CONVICTED CRIMINAL, CHEATER. How low class!

  65. Suziz says – reply to this
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    You already know it's you're Michael!!!! QUIT PLAYING IT OUTTT

  66. Endz says – reply to this
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    Just cuz a man meets a woman in a bar room don't mean he's your Pa! Now eat your Coney Island!

  67. linds says – reply to this
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    If she is doing this for publicity couldn't she have picked someone better than MICHAEL LOHAN?

  68. will says – reply to this
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    I couldn't care less about this shit. I feel so badly for Lindsay, having such fame-whores for parents. He needs to stop calling up the media all the time and start calling up his daughter more often, because nobody cares about him or Dina, Lindsay's the star in the family and no matter how hard they try they will never come close to the amount of fame Lindsay has.

  69. vcxbx says – reply to this
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    if she is his daughter, that would be interesting!

  70. 70

    i dont care what the definition for bastard is, in society it has a bad connotation. YOU DO NOT CALL A CHILD A BASTARD! its demeaning and what fault does she have. it is an archaic word and must be erased.

  71. 71

    Re: jessi – haha perez using a word in a good way when it very well has a bad meaning to the world? lol please…

  72. 72

    Why is it the woman is always a slut? I sure no matter what she said he could of rolled on a condom (takes a few seconds if you know how!).

  73. Krist says – reply to this
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    She probably knows whether or not he's the father, but either way shes doing it for publicity and money!