We'll Have An Answer Soon
The Michael Lohan story about his affair and rumored 13 year old bastard daughter, Ashley, continues.
But, to set the record straight, Michael has decided to take a paternity test.
He says, "I took the DNA test this morning. I will get the results within the next two weeks."
Aww, what a great guy. He's going through such a rough and personal time, and yet he still has time to open up to the media about it.
Kudos.
He continues, "It was important for me to know the truth, so I took the test. However, I have some serious doubts after investigating [the mother and his former mistress] Kristi's background."
Tisk tisk.
Is he calling his former mistress a slut?????
Well, we agree with him there!
Do U think Michael is the father of this 13 year old girl? Or could the mother be doing it for publicity, fame, and money?
[Image via WENN.]
Retiring. Finally.
FIRST…SUHWEEEET
what a man slut
YES FIRST SCORRRRE
one more child he can fuck up
Uh yes, I think he is the father.
Perez, regarding calling the girl a slut, I am sure you wouldn't get a DNA test when a girl comes to you and says she has your child - SUUUUUUUUUUUURE!! I guess it's only an issue for us straigth people, since we are the only ones reproducing, after all, you can't conceive through the butt.
YES!
top 5?
who cares?
He has to do something to generate publicity because that Living Lohan show is just awful!:(( Except for the Gran. The kid has a hairstyle right out of the 1930's and an expression of continual gloom! What a horrible show. And the Maloof Bros. are investing in all of this???
who cares?
men are pigs
what money is she gonna get from him? HAHAHAHA. crack money form linds?
I thought you said he had no money/fame Perez….
Perez, its really insensitive and ignorant to call his supposed daughter, Ashley, a "bastard". What has she done to deserve that? She's only 13 years old and has now been brought into a hellacious situation where this douche media whore could now be her father. "Bastard" seems a little harsh for an undeserving young girl, don't ya think? You seem to have no limits for who you are willing to expose and hurt, even children aren't off limits. You're gross.
I just can't bring myself to care. I just can't.
Really? I don't give a shit and think that the rest of your fans don't care either. He could…. SHOULD…. drop off the face of the earth. Don't care… Put valuable information on your site. I love this site. Nice break from work, but SERIOULSY???? Does ANYONE give a shit?????????????
1st!! not loll
i think it is his
i pray that this is his child, its just funny, that whole family thinks they are perfect and now there is a little bastard out there…..i hope she is prettier than ali and lindsey
'13 year old bastard daughter'. That's low even for you Perez! You're talking about a CHILD, A LITTLE GIRL who had NOTHING TO DO WITH HOW SHE WAS CONCEIVED.
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Yep, totally for the fame and money. Why would she wait so long otherwise?
This is for lola:
bas·tard /ˈbæstərd/ –noun 1. a person born of unmarried parents; an illegitimate child.
**Not cool calling a 13 year old girl a 'bastard'. She didn't ask to be born, her parent(s) are the adulterous idiots, not her. She is innocent in all this. Insulting Michael and Kristi is fine, they're asking for it. But leave the poor girl alone.
PEREZ. Are you doing it for publicity, fame, and money? It sure as hell looks like it! LOL
Perez, you really shouldn't be calling a 13 year old girl a "bastard daughter". I mean, if you want to get technical, your precious Angelina's biological children are bastards to
Maybe a paternity test should've been taken BEFORE all this came out. Idiots…
IT COULD BE WORSE, HE COULD BE DESIGNING SOME SHIT CLOTHING "LINE" FOR HOT TOPIC…..
Calling the 13-year-old girl a "bastard" child in every post about further shows what a douche you have become. Grow up.
well dina has her own show with the kids, he wants in on the spotlight again… i think its all a publicity stunt… but with that family who knows
It would have been an interesting tidbit without the "Bastard" label. Come on Perez, we know your evolved. Show it. Have a little taste when it comes to these kids.
I think its his kid and she's doing it for fame…no money though. I'm not sure what money he has but I'm sure its not much. Maybe Disney Channel can get her a job?
of course publicity, fame and money!!
You can obviously tell what a low guy he is. No smart person would ever say something like that when, if he's proven to be her father, he has to deal with the mother further. What an idiot.
Hey ASSHOLE, quit calling a 13 year-old girl a bastard!!!
Great!
that's all we needed another freckled face, red haired rehaber. !
LOL..LOL.
P.S.- fuck all u bastards tryna come down on my man Perez.!
why to you have to say "bastard" … that's so rude..
what is this 1822?
As much I really really want for this story to be true(can you imagine the controversy?!) I think this might be a case of someone wanting 15 minutes.
If she's a bastard she's a bastard. It is what it is…not a reflection on her tho. Just this shady world. The government should control who's able to have kids…cuz this man is another one screwing up MANY PEOPLES LIVES.
But I wouldn't be surprised either way
Perez has to white my eyes out so he doesn't have to look at me when he posts this smut. You know you're doing me wrong, my friend. How do you sleep at night?
It's sickening that all the gossip sites keep calling this child a bastard. Do you not think of her feelings and what she must be going through at this time? You people have no sensitivity or shame.
He really needs to know if she is his kid so he can start figuring out how to get money from her existence… apparently she isn't pretty or talented or else he would of come out as a cheater years and years ago
why does anyone give this dud the time of day, thats exactly what he wants. I hear more about him than I do Lindsay, and she is the star in the family. Dont give this guy any more attention, he is a slime ball
Re: eb –
Fuck you , obviously someone is a whore, or why else would you get so sensitive……………….Grow up bitch and keep your panties on this time….LOL
who the fuck cares? why is this fuck-turd in the news? what has he done? why do you even bother reporting on him? I thought this was a celebrity gossip site, lately it's all been about wannabe celebs and what Perez is pushing on his readers at the moment. Perez you just lost another loyal reader… adios guapo….
Who cares what the "webster's definition" of bastard means? It is still hurtful and unnecessary to use that word with this child. It is humiliating to an innocent 13 yr old girl who didn't ask to be put in this media circus or to be born in the first place. Leave the child alone. You don't like it when people use gay slurs. Don't degrade an innocent kid with your foul mouth.
Re: eb – oh shut the fuck up and grow up…
WHY DID MY COMMENT NOT POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Perez, you wouldn't have a job if slime like him didn't "open up to the media . . ." What a hypocrite you are!
Michael Lohan is a fine hunk of studmeat and I'd sure love to show him my
"Backwards Cowgirl" position that I saw demonstrated on "Talk Sex With Sue!"
What the hell Perez. You keep calling the women hores and say nothing about the guy. You are a women hater, the men are just as fault as the women. It takes two remember.
Stop calling children bastards! STOP STOP STOP! It is WRONG.
why is he even on this site? he's not famous for anything, he's not a celebrity, his daughter is the famous one so why does he feel the need to tell the world his business. Shut your piehole.
Re: jenn – thanks for the technical definition of bastard that i'm completely aware of. obviously, if you ever read this site, Perez is not a politically correct, compassionate person and had no intention of using the word "bastard" in the context you informed us all of. "Bastard" is also an insulting slang word. Thanks for trying though.
Paternity tests should be mandatory prior to assigning court ordered payments to the custodial parent. I disagree with calling her a slut! I disagree with the use of an inflammatory and judgemental term for a mutual and consentual relationship between two consenting adults, and that would then make Mr. Lohan a slut, too. A child is a gift.
Re: nancy – Breeder bitches need to quit popping out so many damn BASTARDS!!! It's called BIRTH CONTROL, whorz!!!
Re: B-Ray – If a fellow wants to ensure birth control, he should takes steps addressing his own fertility. Female birth control is never 100%. If both parties are doing it, both parties need to protect their own interests. To use your terms with a twist, "guy breeder bastards need to stop popping out so many damn bastards!!! It's called BIRTH CONTROL, male whorz!!! Not constructive. Both parties are responsible. BOTH parties. It takes two to tango. I doubt you are the kind of guy to point your finger at others when things go wrong in your life, are you? That approach also applies to the act.
This is gonna be great. The drama is going to unroll in front of America for us to laugh at. Michael Lohal is an attention whore, he's probably eating this up. And the little girl, can you only imagine how screwed up in the head she is going to end up?!?! Possibly worst than Lindsay. I hope he IS the father of this girl. It will simply bring more joy to the world. Who doesn't enjoy a good laugh at how fucked up they are?
Bitch should go on MAURY!!!!!!!
"Mr. Lohan you ARE THE FATHER!!!"
Any child born out of wedlock is a bastard. I don't care who you are. I give him credit just for taking the paternity test. It does only take one time to make a baby. So if Dina and Michael were seperated so what everyone needs a piece of ass. he is only human. By the looks of things Dina is NO Mother of The Year. Michael is no different either. But what is normal. We all read this site and post. We are just as fruity reading and posting.
Re: nancy –
for godssakes, the term "bastard" actually has a meaning other than the colloquial slang meaning people use nowadays. there's nothing wrong with using a term correctly if the definition fits. perez isn't using the word "bastard" insultingly; he's actually using it for the right meaning. go pick up a dictionary.
Re: Playboy8820 – NO, FUCK YOU, BIYOTCH! I am a male who doesn't wear panties, unlike you, Perez' bitch boy!!!
who cares - if he's the father, he's the father. condoms are not a recent invention - maybe the new spray on kind! he's milking his relationship w/ lindsay for all it's worth, so why shouldn't his "other" woman. he has such high standards. maybe he can go to church with speidi!
It probably IS his kid, but she's dragging this out NOW for the fame and publicity. So she's a famewhore with a bastard Lohan child.
I'm sure this womans background is no worse than his DRUG ADDICT, CONVICTED CRIMINAL, CHEATER. How low class!
You already know it's you're Michael!!!! QUIT PLAYING IT OUTTT
Just cuz a man meets a woman in a bar room don't mean he's your Pa! Now eat your Coney Island!
If she is doing this for publicity couldn't she have picked someone better than MICHAEL LOHAN?
I couldn't care less about this shit. I feel so badly for Lindsay, having such fame-whores for parents. He needs to stop calling up the media all the time and start calling up his daughter more often, because nobody cares about him or Dina, Lindsay's the star in the family and no matter how hard they try they will never come close to the amount of fame Lindsay has.
if she is his daughter, that would be interesting!
i dont care what the definition for bastard is, in society it has a bad connotation. YOU DO NOT CALL A CHILD A BASTARD! its demeaning and what fault does she have. it is an archaic word and must be erased.
Re: jessi – haha perez using a word in a good way when it very well has a bad meaning to the world? lol please…
Why is it the woman is always a slut? I sure no matter what she said he could of rolled on a condom (takes a few seconds if you know how!).
She probably knows whether or not he's the father, but either way shes doing it for publicity and money!
"Do U think Michael is the father of this 13 year old girl? Or could the mother be doing it for publicity, fame, and money?"
I think both. In other words, he is the father AND (not or), the mother is doing this for publicity, fame and money.
i think michael need too keep is dick in is pant and shut the fuck up!!!!
isn't it just a bit harsh to call a 13 year old girl a bastard child? The kid could be reading this crap and have you ANY idea how that would make her feel? And you want to shower us with how we should all move forward with social progress. Fucking hypocrite! You're putting a label on this CHILD, an innocent kid who didn't get to fucking decide how and when she'd be born. Take a look in the mirror Perez.
Re: B-Ray – it's a shame your mother wasn't on it.
does anyone in America remember any history? You think the label bastard child doesn't carry a stigma? That it's just a friendly term for an out of wedlock child? Or it only reflects badly of parents? How about the way the term would effect this or any child's self esteem?
Quit calling this child a bastard! You are an idiot.
I saw Micheal Lohan on Chelsea Lately and he is SO stupid. He's not famous for anything so why is he seeking publicity???
yeah..i really really don't think you should be calling a little kid a bastard child. that's too mean. making a joke out of adults it one thing, but making a joke, and possibly hurting a young child is crossing the line.. as for Lohan.. it's probably his kid and the media whore will probably get money from poor old Lindsay.. seriously, when is she gonna just pretend she isn't related to that loser???
Perez i love u and all but a BASTARD child? please be a lil more sensitive and dont call her that. My parents aren't married and not together and stuff and I'm not a bastard so please stop saying that.
thanks.
Who cares? Do you really care, Perez?
Yes, we all know the literal meaning of the word, "bastard", but we also know that today the word is used as insult, often without any proper reference to its original meaning. Perez lives in today's world, therefore he knows full well that to call an innocent child a bastard in an insult. How clever and witty of him to insult children. He is so judgemental of others' behaviour. He insinuates the mother of the child is a slut, which doesn't come as a surprise as we all know women are fair game as far as Perez is concerned. It is so interesting the way Perez takes the high moral ground, when it wasn't so long ago, his sexuality and lifestyle choices were illegal in most countries in the world. The act of sodomy was a criminal offence. Would you like your sexual relationships with other men to still be labelled sodomy, Perez? Most of us have moved on from discriminating against people based on their sexual preferences, and not as a result of your self-interested campaign, Perez, but well before that. Your hypocrisy shows when you hit out against others using the same archaic prejudices and use of words as insults, that you have benefited from others removing from your choice of lifestyle. Also, when heterosexual couples have sex, there is the chance of conception. That cannot occur between gay men. How many partners have you had, Perez, and have you ever "cheated", or are the moral standards for gays different?
My friend told me that she saw his profile with hot photos on
RICHLOVING.COM Is that true? Maybe… OMG, is he looking for
new relationships? I'll check it out.
LOL Saw Michael Lohan last night at the cheesecake factory on Long Island..
the poor little rat bastard is the one who's being humiliated, I guess that's what she gets for being born a bastard… she's probably better off anyway to not be part of this family.
Re: ToniA –
wow, ur cool