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Blaaaake's Writing Twisted Sex Letters to a Fellow Inmate (A Female)

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The last few days for Amy Winhouse have been pretty shit.

And now, it's been revealed that her incarcerated husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, has been writing kinky sex letters to a lady jailbird named Melissa, whom he's never even met.

Brit tabloid The Sun acquired a number of Blake's writing masterpieces. And they're a doozy!

Melissa initially wrote Blaaaake wishing him luck in beating heroin in prison, as she had done.

According to the paper, Incarcerated soon started talking about bondage and violent heroin-fuelled orgies in letters to his prison pen pal. He reportedly imagines his first night with Melissa as 'free people' — romping in a restaurant toilet:

“I squeeze your throat whilst your s****** me and I ask you if your a dirty b***h.” He then described a deeply disturbing sex fantasy before signing off: “At most we’ve got to wait ten weeks for the best snog of our lives!! Miss you Lissy, love and rockets, your Blakey x x x.”

Does he say such sweet things to Amy???

Blaaaake even tells the prison chick he had dumped Wino after she confessed to sleeping with two men while he's been behind bars, but that Amy wanted to remain friends. He also said that despite the breakup, he plans on continuing his sexual relationship with the Grammy winner when he gets out of lock up.

That's not all!

Blake went on to write that Amy had seen some of the filthy pen pal notes and they turned her on:

"I’ve told Amy about you and read a bit of one of your letters. It turns her on and she wants to meet ya. I think she might write to you cuz she asked for your address…I don’t want her to know about all the personal things I’ve written to you about but you can tell her we write dirty, naughty letters to each other if you want.”

Blake also hinted that a THREESOME with Amy could be in the jail bird's future.

Ewwwww!

Poor Amy supposedly doesn't know the full extent of his plans to sex it up with the lady jail bird.

Amy was still declaring her undying love for Blake during her infamous Glastonbury performance on Saturday.

If they're gonna have a 3some with anyone, it can't be with that chick - it has to be with Pete Doherty!

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

68 comments to “Blaaaake's Writing Twisted Sex Letters to a Fellow Inmate (A Female)”

  1. jen says – reply to this


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    !!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. jen says – reply to this


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    yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. Princ says – reply to this


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    Oh snap :shock:

  4. dv8te says – reply to this


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    Man, I would totally throw it into Amy. She should dump this douche and give me a holler. Hell, I'd let Blake watch while cuckolded Amy. Now that would be a threesome

  5. xyz says – reply to this


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    Cant say im shocked over that one!!!!

  6. b says – reply to this


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    SO SHOULDNT HAVE READ THAT WHILE EATING ewwwwww!!! dont feel like retyping but caps should be reversed dont anyone take it tooo personal

  7. Bitch says – reply to this


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    How the Hell is SHe able to still walk???



  8. 8

    :l.

  9. blush says – reply to this


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    yey!

  10. Jane says – reply to this


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    DISGUSTING!!!!

  11. lesli says – reply to this


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    hahha gross. ;p

  12. k=H=k says – reply to this


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    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz}}

    hey amy…: …honey..U need 2/go

    to prizon 2/have sex with Blake and

    when he takes hiz pantz off…U need

    2/beat the fuk outta hiz dick..or bite

    it off..so MELIZZA HAZ NOTHING TO

    FANTIZE ABOUT….GET HIZ AZZHOLE..

    ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ}}}}

  13. ash says – reply to this


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    Jeez what a sicko.

  14. Erin says – reply to this


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    Good Times!!!!

  15. jessi says – reply to this


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    oh blaaaaaake, you're a mess.
    so is amy, poor girrrl.

  16. KIM says – reply to this


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    Why was She arrested when She hit a Fan??

  17. itsme says – reply to this


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    hmm I didn't think they would let just dirty letters get through security.

  18. Cee says – reply to this


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    PeePee your a hot mess… maybe they should have a 3some with you ^_^

  19. comeh says – reply to this


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    hmmmmmmmm……………freak shows

  20. Whils says – reply to this


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    English people sound stuffy even when they write "dirty, naughty letters to eachother." Reading that was weird because I felt like a butler or the queen was writing that nastyness.

  21. can' says – reply to this


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    I really hope those rumors that Amy has HIV are not true because these are not intelligent people participating in very risky behavior. They all need to get a clue.

  22. love says – reply to this


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    wino and pete would be hot ….. Melissa is probably some fatass bitch that perez already f'd up

  23. Jolly says – reply to this


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    Well at least he's not writing that shit to some guy. THAT would be gross (er).

  24. Drea says – reply to this


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    YUCK!

  25. M says – reply to this


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    GOD U NEVER KNOW WHAT PPL LIKE …SEX FANTASY..DISGUSTING

  26. Caspa says – reply to this


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    Perez Hilton is a ugly weazel!

  27. anus says – reply to this


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    that is pretty damn fucked up they r all crack heads who need to grow the fuck up already and get a fuckin life, all amy and them want is attention and its messed up shes an ugly bitch anyways no wonder blake cheats but hes nasty ass looking too so maybe they r ment for eachother fat+ugly people r ment for other fat+ugly people:)

  28. tash says – reply to this


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    YUCK!!!!!!!!!!

  29. Kitta says – reply to this


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    just when i thought these 2 coudn't get any grosser, god what's next..

  30. meme says – reply to this


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    can we PLEASE stop worshiping people who are one step above vermin?

  31. val71 says – reply to this


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    This is a example of DOPE SICK LOVE…
    I know a few of u out there had seen that documentary on HBO…
    for realz these two should have been on that shit too.

  32. Terri says – reply to this


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    This was on Holy Moly HOURS ago!

    They are quicker at posting new stuff and had the Madonna stuf days before you posted it!!

    Also they have the horrible news about lindsay lohan and lily allen doing a duet this summer!

    They get more exclusives than you do now!

  33. Lulu says – reply to this


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    LMAO! Yeah Amy wants her address so she can personally punch her ass out. LOL!

  34. smorf says – reply to this


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    I'm so surprised! he seems like such a respectable guy



  35. 35

    Blake belongs in The Bad Boyfriend Club. Ass.

    www.thebadboyfriendclub.com

  36. bunse says – reply to this


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    "Your Blakey"? What kind of wanker signs his letters like that? And a threesome with Amy? I wouldn't fuck that skank with YOUR dick.



  37. 37

    They really would be a cute couple if they weren't crack heads. I loved the part in the Sun article though about how he's been doing drugs forever and they didn't screw him up (except for the fact that he's in jail!!!). Good stuff.

    But how did those letters get out? Did his Lissy leak them?

  38. mike says – reply to this


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    I really feel like these people live on a planet of their own…i kind of envy them…they seem to be living everything in a very intense way.

  39. a says – reply to this


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    I can't believe I read that entire thing WHILE EATING.
    disGUSTING.
    This reads like a bad law and order episode.



  40. 40

    She is one DISGUSTING Person!

  41. WTF says – reply to this


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    “I squeeze your throat whilst your s****** me and I ask you if your a dirty b***h.”

    WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  42. Buffi says – reply to this


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    Ew!

  43. spiri says – reply to this


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    honey i would love to help you if you will let me…..i want to help take care of you amy so please let me…I can’t sit here and watch you kill yourself without extending my hand to you darlin’…..i will organize you and take excellent care of you….i would even be willing to go into rehab with you for as long as it takes, though i am no longer addicted thank god… i truly know what you are going through and it is a bitch breaking free from the demons of hell…..i will stay with you as long as you need me…..sweetie most of all we need to GET YOU WELL…i believe you are the greatest blues singer of our time….i love billie, sarah, ella and the rest of that era…..you need someone to love you and point y0u in the right direction girl…..you need someone to promote a new image and get you on your feet….we need to reinvent you amy…….you are BEAUTIFUL on the cd frank and i know you can look like that again…..i am a hair dresser and makeup artist but most of all I have over 17 years experience in medicine…i have nothing holding me down here amy….PLEASE BABY GIRL LET ME HELP YOU…people on this blog do nothing but tear you down not offering any help whatsoever, PEREZ fine example you set for the rest of them…..HAVE A HEART BUTT BOY…i am sick and tired of the media bashing you nstead of trying to help you…if you are interested in my hand extended to you, you can reach me at my email address: fortindeborah@aol.com

  44. LkAtU says – reply to this


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    He's just a big attention whore. Anything to get his name in the news. Sounds kind of like k-fraud.

  45. sperm says – reply to this


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    She's a waste of Her father's sperm!

  46. Itali says – reply to this


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    PEREZ… ENOUGH ALREADY WITH THE ENDLESS ARTICLES ABOUT THIS BURNOUT. YOUR SITE MUST BE IN TROUBLE IF YOU KEEP REPORTING ON THE SAME PERSON EVERY HOUR!! GET OFF YA' LAZY ASS AND LOOK FOR REAL NEWS.

  47. Kaitl says – reply to this


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    FUCKING HOT!!
    ID 4-SOME BLAKE,AMY AND DOPERTY. THEY COULD ALL SNORT SOME SPECIAL K OFF MY ASS ANYTIME.

  48. Chris says – reply to this


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    Perez why do u keep saying that Amy has had a horrible week? She gave an amazing final performance at the Nelson Mandela concert, which the whole country has said was great. Then she sang well at Glastonbury, wow she hit someone, they were pulling her beehive what do u expect! She's probably heard that many rumours about blake she's closed off to them. Cause its people like you what spread the rumours and hope she goes off on one. You want her to fail so you can write about it. Just like all the other celebs you pick on time after time. Its like Britney you loved it when she was going off the rails, but now shes doing well there nothing said

  49. Fhuba says – reply to this


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    EWW!! That is plain gross…

  50. x says – reply to this


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    she probably wanted to know her address so she can give her a beating lol

  51. Clark says – reply to this


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    wtf does s****** mean?!?!

  52. balls says – reply to this


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    ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww



  53. 53

    Those two crazies are out of control ridiculous!!! He seems so dirty like he needs a bath. Amy needs to realize that theres more fish in the sea or.. more dirty boys out there!! What ever suits her.

  54. blaaa says – reply to this


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    Just shows Amy is living in a fantasy world about Blaaaaaake. Plus, she cheated on HIM, so she is no better than he is. I don't trust him not to sink his teeth into her millions, though, and make her life thoroughly miserable even if he wants a divorce.

  55. STFU says – reply to this


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    Re: spiri – spiri i'm sure that blaaaaaake would love it if you'd go help him in his jail cell! otherwise STFU

  56. fact says – reply to this


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    Re: Chris – @#49: ARE YOU DAFT??? Amy didn't give an "amazing" performance at Mandela's concert; she SUCKED and changed the words to "Free Blake-y My Fella." And NO ONE was pulling on her beehive; Chris have you not kept up with the latest news? Don't go running your trap when you don't realize that the guy who was hit by Amy has stepped forward and was an INNOCENT BYSTANDER who got smacked by Amy because there was an airborne HAT going in her direction, Yes, all of that over a HAT. He should sue her ass. She IS going off the rails; she was bleating all vowels in her songs at Glastonbury, trying to call that skat singing when it was nothing more than junkie singing. You are living in denial. The SUN showed pix of the actual letters and the girl so you can go there and read it for yourself! And your precious Amy got herself into this by having two extramarital affairs … that's right, that's AFFAIRS with other people while she is married, in case you don't know what that means! … so it doesn't sound like this is a rumor but a fact.

  57. holly says – reply to this


    57

    From the Daily Goss Tues. July 1: "Will she ever listen?! Apparently not.

    Amy Winehouse has quit hospital after her disastrous gig at Glastonbury festival at the weekend, where she punched a fan.

    The troubled singer was taken back to The London Clinic by her dad Mitch but apparently threw a huge tantrum and demanded to go home.

    ‘We feared a taste of the outside would remind her what she's missing and it would be hard to get her back into life at the clinic. That’s exactly what happened,’ said a pal to The Sun.

  58. holly says – reply to this


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    Perez, why aren't you up to speed with Amy leaving hospital yesterday? The San Francisco Daily Dish reports "Amy Winehouse is struggling to give up her wild lifestyle. The troubled singer was spotted enjoying a night out in London just hours after she was discharged from the hospital. But despite receiving continued treatment as an outpatient, the star was eager to hit her regular drinking haunts in Camden, London, heading to a local bar until the early hours of Tuesday morning.

    And the star dispelled rumors her skeletal figure is down to an eating disorder. She was snapped munching a calorie-laden kebab after her boozy night, before passing the leftovers to a homeless man."

  59. te says – reply to this


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    TOTALLY with Doherty!!!

  60. shots says – reply to this


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    God forbid this girl has a threesome with Amy and Blake. She'll get all infected, not to mention everything else she'll get.

  61. le ma says – reply to this


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    these are such boring stories. Have you heard about history my friend ? Sodom and Ghommora ?? Salo ou les les 120 jours de sodom ? got get married with your boring, not subversive boyfriend perez……you are the past, already.

  62. Quirl says – reply to this


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    She doesn't want her address to write to her you moron… she wants her address to go kick her head in wino styleee!!! She does f**k all apart from beat people up for no reason lately at least this time she will have a reason.

  63. spicy says – reply to this


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    eww

  64. lilon says – reply to this


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    !!!!!!!
    i still love amy but it would be dead ass hilarious if it was a dude he was writing to.
    i wouldn't be surprised if he wanted it in his ass .

  65. andre says – reply to this


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    blake looks fucking dirty.
    i bet hes writing to that girl so he can get take his fantasies out on the dudes hes bending over for in jail.
    amy is a great entertainer and singer she just needs to gain some weight and look healthy and she can most likely get any man ten times better than this dirty bookbag looking dude.

  66. andre says – reply to this


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    blake looks so fucking dirty.
    i bet hes writing to that girl so he can get take his fantasies out on the dudes hes bending over for in jail.
    amy is a great entertainer and singer she just needs to gain some weight and look healthy and she can most likely get any man ten times better than this dirty bookbag looking dude.



  67. 67

    What people do behind closed doors is no ones business…however if its put on blast then anyone is allowed to comment.

    I think Amy needs to get some self-respect and leave this loser Blake alone.



  68. 68

    no homo lol but if i was a guy i would hit amy. she's gooorrgeous and soooo talented.