Daddy Of The Year
Filed under: Exclusives! > Love Line > Michael Lohan
As we told Gossip On The Go subscribers first…
Sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com that Michael Lohan is planning to sell the results of his paternity test to the highest bidding magazine!
How very private and personal of him.
How much is his sperm worth???? 5k???? $2500????
Oh, and magazine insiders tells us that Michael claims he's going to give the proceeds to charity.
HAHAHAHA.
Yea, we really doubt that!
Giving 5% doesn't count, Michael.
If you're going to give it all to charity, we want to see a receipt of the donation!
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: July 1, 2008 at 4:15 pm



top 5!
how about loser who has a daughter and says its not his and it is dad of the year
Will the saga ever end!!!!
WHAT A FUCKING DIRTBAG
Fucking famewhore.
he's sick
Re: ariel – or first, that works too lol.
they're all famewhoring betchess.
How inconsiderate, How can you put a price on a childs paternity. That just shows how stupid he is. He will whore out anybody to benefit him. GROSS!! Keep your private life private. There comes a time to say NO COMMENT.
Bottom-of-the-pan scum!
No wonder why his family hates him!
Perez,
Do not mention that $5 ripoff: Grosshap on The Flo
Not paying for it
Don't want it
He's doing this because he knows he's innocent. I think it says a lot that he's not doing drugs, due to his faith. If his faith is keeping him clean, I say we all stop judging and wish him well. Faith has helped SO MANY people in and out of prison. Let's focus on the positive, shall we? I, myself, don't subscribe to any religion, but I have noticed that even w/ Madonna, it helps her from (to quote her) "going insane."
Poor Lindsay. With struggling to come "out" which she shouldn't struggle about it anyhow, and this as her father, it's no wonder she's got the problems she does.
Why do you write about him? This site is getting very boring……
stop running it. its the father of a has been teen star. whats the big deal. how can anyone really care. hopefully mama and daughter will get a reality show out of it too. reality shows all around! we'll avoid those too. strange how some people work their asses off for a living and some people sell paternity tests. and some of us think its funny that there's a market for it.
Re: Renee – You have to be crazy to have faith in this scumbag. All he wants is money. That child sure looks like some of the family. If the mother had any doubts about this child being his surely she woulnt let it be public. Look at all the embarssment it will cause this little girl.
ok perez i used to love ur site but come on ur talking about bullshit like this!!! this fucken loser is no celebrity or almost half the people u talk about now and days… i dont know i think ur starting to get a little desperate… fuck the lohans i hope the all go to hell!!!
God, I hope he is NOT the father. That would be the best thing for the little girl. Why doesn't this Piece of S**t man go on Maury for this DNA results - that's about the best audience he can hope for.
PLEASE!!!
No more Michael Lohan stories - at all!!
Everything he touches turns to slime. There are a million dirty stories out there - but his stand out as the dirtiest.
Please - let him fade away so I can enjoy the regular dirt.
you dont have any gossip on the go people you fruit cake. lol but nice attempt!
This white trash family needs to go back to the trailer park. Seriously.
Name of charity….LOHAN!
I feel bad for this poor girl. Her mom has already sold her out to tabloids for money and now if he is her father Lohan is just gonna auction her off like a cow at the fair. Thats screwed up. Personal things like this should stay personal. If he is her dad is he gonna get to know her? or just use her for publicity. I see a father daughter spread in the future… that's sick
note to douchebag, your daughter is the celebrity, not you. Nobody gives a rats ass about you. Go back to and hang with with with you cuz Buttofuocco.
does anyone actually subscribe to that phone service? LOSERS!!! if perez has his way, he'd probably wanna charge us for checking this website.
Dang! Had I paid $4.99, I would've known about this before the rest of the world. I so hate myself for not having subscribed to Gossip On The Go sooner!*
(* for those who aren't good at detecting sarcasm, I was being sarcastic)
If he cared for his daughter at all, he'd stfu immediately. But no, this is one more opportunity to be a media whore. I'll bet he's overjoyed.
Re: Stef – LOL! Got it, girlfriend.
Total agreement here.
Scum. He's complete scum.
Why doesn't he donate the $ he receives from the highest bidder to his newfound child? Charity starts at home!
glad no one is buying your phone thing.
jeez i don't care i hear about this a bit later. i don't care!!!
OH,MY LORD AND MY GOD!!! HE HAS A SUBSCRIBER TO HIS "GOSSIP ON THE GO"!
I HOPE HE IS HAPPY WITH IT.
If The magazine is stupid enough to pay Him and People are stupid enough to Buy it!
Oh well! It's our capitalist society!
he is crazy! as all his family, lindsay heired that from him
You know, the more Michael and Dina Lohan open their mouths and continue to whore out their personal lives for money, the more we realize why their daughters are the way they are. They are just two disgusting, sad excuses for parents.
I'll take his sperm for free!! He's hawt!!
m.y.s.p.a.c.e.c.o.m./.f.e.s.t.i.v.a.l.o.f.w.h.e.e.l.s.
PLEEEEEASE NO ONE BUY THEM! This guy is a JOKE!
Who the F_ _ _ cares??? Stop writing about this complete non-celebrity; you are just giving him the attention he wants.
Shame on him. Let her daughter out of this circus.
not the best father