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As we told Gossip On The Go subscribers first

Sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com that Michael Lohan is planning to sell the results of his paternity test to the highest bidding magazine!

How very private and personal of him.

How much is his sperm worth???? 5k???? $2500????

Oh, and magazine insiders tells us that Michael claims he's going to give the proceeds to charity.

HAHAHAHA.

Yea, we really doubt that!

Giving 5% doesn't count, Michael.

If you're going to give it all to charity, we want to see a receipt of the donation!

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40 comments to “Daddy Of The Year”

  1. ariel says – reply to this


    1

    top 5!

  2. jp says – reply to this


    2

    how about loser who has a daughter and says its not his and it is dad of the year



  3. 3

    Will the saga ever end!!!!

  4. HOPE says – reply to this


    4

    WHAT A FUCKING DIRTBAG

  5. Jessi says – reply to this


    5

    Fucking famewhore.

  6. Karin says – reply to this


    6

    he's sick

  7. ariel says – reply to this


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    Re: ariel – or first, that works too lol.

    they're all famewhoring betchess.

  8. money says – reply to this


    8

    How inconsiderate, How can you put a price on a childs paternity. That just shows how stupid he is. He will whore out anybody to benefit him. GROSS!! Keep your private life private. There comes a time to say NO COMMENT.

  9. Savvy says – reply to this


    9

    Bottom-of-the-pan scum!

    No wonder why his family hates him!

  10. Mel says – reply to this


    10

    Perez,
    Do not mention that $5 ripoff: Grosshap on The Flo

    Not paying for it
    Don't want it

  11. Renee says – reply to this


    11

    He's doing this because he knows he's innocent. I think it says a lot that he's not doing drugs, due to his faith. If his faith is keeping him clean, I say we all stop judging and wish him well. Faith has helped SO MANY people in and out of prison. Let's focus on the positive, shall we? I, myself, don't subscribe to any religion, but I have noticed that even w/ Madonna, it helps her from (to quote her) "going insane."

  12. Me says – reply to this


    12

    Poor Lindsay. With struggling to come "out" which she shouldn't struggle about it anyhow, and this as her father, it's no wonder she's got the problems she does.

  13. Jules says – reply to this


    13

    Why do you write about him? This site is getting very boring……

  14. stop says – reply to this


    14

    stop running it. its the father of a has been teen star. whats the big deal. how can anyone really care. hopefully mama and daughter will get a reality show out of it too. reality shows all around! we'll avoid those too. strange how some people work their asses off for a living and some people sell paternity tests. and some of us think its funny that there's a market for it.

  15. sorry says – reply to this


    15

    Re: Renee – You have to be crazy to have faith in this scumbag. All he wants is money. That child sure looks like some of the family. If the mother had any doubts about this child being his surely she woulnt let it be public. Look at all the embarssment it will cause this little girl.

  16. nessa says – reply to this


    16

    ok perez i used to love ur site but come on ur talking about bullshit like this!!! this fucken loser is no celebrity or almost half the people u talk about now and days… i dont know i think ur starting to get a little desperate… fuck the lohans i hope the all go to hell!!!

  17. Carme says – reply to this


    17

    God, I hope he is NOT the father. That would be the best thing for the little girl. Why doesn't this Piece of S**t man go on Maury for this DNA results - that's about the best audience he can hope for.

  18. Pls! says – reply to this


    18

    PLEASE!!!
    No more Michael Lohan stories - at all!!
    Everything he touches turns to slime. There are a million dirty stories out there - but his stand out as the dirtiest.
    Please - let him fade away so I can enjoy the regular dirt.

  19. oh ye says – reply to this


    19

    you dont have any gossip on the go people you fruit cake. lol but nice attempt!

  20. Donut says – reply to this


    20

    This white trash family needs to go back to the trailer park. Seriously.

  21. NYer says – reply to this


    21

    Name of charity….LOHAN!



  22. 22

    I feel bad for this poor girl. Her mom has already sold her out to tabloids for money and now if he is her father Lohan is just gonna auction her off like a cow at the fair. Thats screwed up. Personal things like this should stay personal. If he is her dad is he gonna get to know her? or just use her for publicity. I see a father daughter spread in the future… that's sick

  23. j-b says – reply to this


    23

    note to douchebag, your daughter is the celebrity, not you. Nobody gives a rats ass about you. Go back to and hang with with with you cuz Buttofuocco.

  24. ??? says – reply to this


    24

    does anyone actually subscribe to that phone service? LOSERS!!! if perez has his way, he'd probably wanna charge us for checking this website.

  25. Stef says – reply to this


    25

    Dang! Had I paid $4.99, I would've known about this before the rest of the world. I so hate myself for not having subscribed to Gossip On The Go sooner!*

    (* for those who aren't good at detecting sarcasm, I was being sarcastic)

  26. Hyde says – reply to this


    26

    If he cared for his daughter at all, he'd stfu immediately. But no, this is one more opportunity to be a media whore. I'll bet he's overjoyed.

  27. Hyde says – reply to this


    27

    Re: Stef – LOL! Got it, girlfriend. ;) Total agreement here.

  28. Palma says – reply to this


    28

    Scum. He's complete scum.

  29. Staci says – reply to this


    29

    Why doesn't he donate the $ he receives from the highest bidder to his newfound child? Charity starts at home!

  30. sarah says – reply to this


    30

    glad no one is buying your phone thing.

    jeez i don't care i hear about this a bit later. i don't care!!!

  31. toekn says – reply to this


    31

    OH,MY LORD AND MY GOD!!! HE HAS A SUBSCRIBER TO HIS "GOSSIP ON THE GO"!

    I HOPE HE IS HAPPY WITH IT.



  32. 32

    If The magazine is stupid enough to pay Him and People are stupid enough to Buy it!
    Oh well! It's our capitalist society!



  33. 33

    he is crazy! as all his family, lindsay heired that from him

  34. slut says – reply to this


    34

    You know, the more Michael and Dina Lohan open their mouths and continue to whore out their personal lives for money, the more we realize why their daughters are the way they are. They are just two disgusting, sad excuses for parents.

  35. lewde says – reply to this


    35

    I'll take his sperm for free!! He's hawt!!

  36. fest says – reply to this


    36

    m.y.s.p.a.c.e.c.o.m./.f.e.s.t.i.v.a.l.o.f.w.h.e.e.l.s.

  37. lu says – reply to this


    37

    PLEEEEEASE NO ONE BUY THEM! This guy is a JOKE!

  38. linda says – reply to this


    38

    Who the F_ _ _ cares??? Stop writing about this complete non-celebrity; you are just giving him the attention he wants.

  39. Asiam says – reply to this


    39

    Shame on him. Let her daughter out of this circus.

  40. Rache says – reply to this


    40

    not the best father