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Sienna Miller is distraught after leaving the Fred Segal boutique in Los Angeles on Monday because _______.

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Posted: Jul 1, 2008 at 7:30 pm / Email this »

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=] says – reply to this

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jude law's still sexy~
hayle says – reply to this

2

first?
LaLa says – reply to this

3

She's preggers and stuck wearing that hideous maternity dress for the next 9 months.
jayra says – reply to this

4

first hoes:D
erica says – reply to this

5

1st
haha says – reply to this

6

first, bitches!
court says – reply to this

7

she figured out she couldnt have another boob job or her boobs would fall off.
and they didnt give her -her best shopper- discount
Butte says – reply to this

8

…she has a wedgie.
MOniq says – reply to this

9

FIRST
grr y says – reply to this

10

Perez you annoy me. You used to be my fav site evahhh. i loved ya dude. but you have just become a real big BITCH lately. like c'mon making fun of a baby (adam sandler) thats loco. please redeem yourself. i still am a big fan but im getting kinda.. ya kno pissed.
lala says – reply to this

11

she has a wedgie
Laura says – reply to this

12

The strap on her fabulous YSL sandals broke. Maybe it is just undone! She is still one of my fashion icons.
NoNoN says – reply to this

13

…the cashier did not know who she was and asked to see her ID when she used her credit card… and she still did not know who she was. I don't think I even really know who she is or what she does.
richi says – reply to this

14

she noticed crabs on her boush!
Diana says – reply to this

15

She likes to make a lot of different facial expressions and the camera caught her at a bad second?
Aurey says – reply to this

16

Because she looks like Maniston
dede says – reply to this

17

Because they made her pay cold hard cash. She thought she could get it for free and her visa was declined. HA
julio says – reply to this

18

she just found out she's Ronald McDonald's love child
Scape says – reply to this

19

Not because of her dress. I love that! So sev.
LOL says – reply to this

20

She can't find a Hot Topic stocked with Perez's Tees!
KIKI says – reply to this

21

she realized shes no one and should fuckin die
lucy says – reply to this

22

maybe one of the clerks were whispering about her being a married mans gfriend?
Josh says – reply to this

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FIRST
e says – reply to this

24

she found out she has crabs when trying on new underwear
Jt* says – reply to this

25

She got canned by ryhs ifans after he saw that hairdo…
shell says – reply to this

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HOLY SHIT AM I FIRST??? HOLY SHIT AM I FIRST??? HOLY SHIT AM I FIRST??? HOLY SHIT AM I FIRST??? HOLY SHIT AM I FIRST??? HOLY SHIT AM I FIRST??? HOLY SHIT AM I FIRST??? HOLY SHIT AM I FIRST??? HOLY SHIT AM I FIRST??? HOLY SHIT AM I FIRST??? HOLY SHIT AM I FIRST??? HOLY SHIT AM I FIRST??? HOLY SHIT AM I FIRST??? HOLY SHIT AM I FIRST??? HOLY SHIT AM I FIRST??? HOLY SHIT AM I FIRST??? HOLY SHIT AM I FIRST??? HOLY SHIT AM I FIRST??? HOLY SHIT AM I FIRST??? HOLY SHIT AM I FIRST??? HOLY SHIT AM I FIRST??? HOLY SHIT AM I FIRST??? HOLY SHIT AM I FIRST??? HOLY SHIT AM I FIRST??? HOLY SHIT AM I FIRST???HOLY SHIT AM I FIRST???
Natal says – reply to this

27

SHe ran out of coke…?
JENNA says – reply to this

28

There are no booby-less shirts for her to wear on the beach
ali says – reply to this

29

The world recently found out that she is a homewrecker who is f*cking a very married Balthazar Getty (who has four young children).

Also, her movies don't make any money!
&hear says – reply to this

30

Whats the little problem?!?!
figne says – reply to this

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Sienna Miller is distraught after leaving the Fred Segal boutique in Los Angeles on Monday because _______.
Nothing looks good on her fat ugly ass.
Donut says – reply to this

32

because she is starting to have a herpes outbreak.
Ariel says – reply to this

33

Because karma's a bitch…
ro-ro says – reply to this

34

she sharted
Nubian Goddess says – reply to this

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….Because Skanks Are Not Allowed. And on the sign in parentheses, beneath the word "Skanks" was her name—Sienna Miller in particular.
And Number 26, Re: shell – , get a fucking life.
cscho says – reply to this

36

no celebrit discount…whaaaaaaah!
Solar says – reply to this

37

Because the world now knows that she is a homewrecking slut who is balling Balthazar Getty.
Pleas says – reply to this

38

filthy whore
Gina says – reply to this

39

Samantha Ronson just texted saying she was going to beat her ass down for stealing her look and wearing that bowler hat the other week.
Andre says – reply to this

40

SHE IS A WHORE
I HOPE SHE GETS AN STD REALLY SOON!!
WHORE
Yer m says – reply to this

41

A papparazzo just shouted, "I got a shot of your vag lip and I'm gonna sell it to Perez, bitches!"
flangie nopants says – reply to this

42

No one recognised her THEN an assistant diverted her to the plus size section. It was a tragic, emotional day…..
LoLo says – reply to this

43

You people are so mean spirted and heartless. Hello a supermodel just died…..maybe she was one of her friends. They really are real people, you know that right??
KANDY says – reply to this

44

HER TWAT SMELLS OF FISH !!!!!!!!!!!!!! SLAG
LishaB says – reply to this

45

The clerk was gay and refused to fuck her for payment, so she actually had to spend money in the store?
nola says – reply to this

46

she realized she paid entirely too much for that dress and could have gotten the same one from forever 21 for 12 bucks
ShaylaRCakes says – reply to this

47

they wouldn't let her shop. She had money to SPEND in there. Big mistake. Big. Huge.
j says – reply to this

48

she got caught shopping with marcia cross lol jk
Fucki says – reply to this

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Re: hayle and all the other idot "first" posters!! – Who gives a fuck if you're first?? Get a life, and contribute something else to the comments instead of "first!"! You all are SAD, SAD idiots!!
Janey says – reply to this

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Yay I have a skirt in the same print as her dress. She has wicked taste xxx
becau says – reply to this

51

Enough said.
JustSayin says – reply to this

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SHE'S DISTRAUGHT BECAUSE SHE LOOKS LIKE A 50-SOMETHING HOUSEWIFE!
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NOTE - BALTHAZAR GETTY SEEMS LIKE A TOOL ANYWAY!
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Keven says – reply to this

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..because She has a Dyke holding Her Tight!?
Sprin says – reply to this

54

her credit card got declined and fred segal made her pay in ca$h
lalal says – reply to this

55

she knew the bag would matchy match her dress
NewPl says – reply to this

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THat is a perfect face for the word distraught….. www.newplugs.com
sexyl says – reply to this

57

because… she realized she was a fat bitch? hehehe
Jane Doe says – reply to this

58

She's not too distraught to clutch Her package!
annie says – reply to this

59

that dress looks it should be worn by a 5 yr old
she should be shot
friggin homewrecker.
what goes around comes honey
karma is a bitch and what you give is what you get
she will find out in time.
loser
marle says – reply to this

60

She wore her 4th of July outfit a few days too early.
ppooo says – reply to this

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FIRST LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Eris, says – reply to this

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She's distraught because:
1. She's not important enough for them to close the store so that she could shop.
2. There were no men for her "try on" before purchasing.
3. No one L.A. gives a rat's ass about her.
Uh-hu says – reply to this

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BECAUSE EVERYONE IN THE STORE CALLED HER "SLUTTI-ENNA"!
Kerrs says – reply to this

64

…because she forgot her pants
shell says – reply to this

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she looks like a pregnant hooker
Anne says – reply to this

66

she saw herself in the mirror…don't like the outfit!
gen says – reply to this

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she's a douche and a tool
moth says – reply to this

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Re: shell – NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! now go fucking kill yourself you retarded motherfelcher!!
annas says – reply to this

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because she found out that she got syphillus from the woman in the pic after a drunk lesbain sex.
carol says – reply to this

70

she saw herself at the mirror…
footballisus says – reply to this

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because she hasent got to fuck me yet
yupyu says – reply to this

72

they told her to go to sears
mitchelldizzle says – reply to this

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because she found out it's not diddy's…….
Sylvi says – reply to this

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she realized what a ho-bag she is.
?? says – reply to this

75

Balthazar Getty dumped her for a new mistress
culln says – reply to this

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they don't carry tampons for extra large vaginas
Pink says – reply to this

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BECAUSE YOU ARE AN EVIL FAT PIG WHO IS MEAN TO HER ALL THE TIMW FOR NO REASON - FUCK YOURSELF PEREZ, YOU STILL LOOK FAT AND UGLY!
nance says – reply to this

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the salesperson asked if she'd like the 15% whore discount.
cuggl says – reply to this

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she realised shes wearing the fugliest dress in the century.

seriously though, what the fuck is she wearing?
Rachel S. says – reply to this

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I hate these fill in the blank post…

She is probably upset because of a man. That is a man hater face.
Melis says – reply to this

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she couldn't try on swimsuits because of her bad case of crabs again!
Astrochicks.com says – reply to this

82

She looks fat in that dress.
Ida C says – reply to this

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because she just realized that she went into a toddler's closet accidentally when she got dressed today. It pissed her off that she forgot to wear the matching sandals that light up when you step on them.
lefty lady says – reply to this

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Because no one recognizes her and can think of any movies she's been in. Seriously, none come to mind.
smorf says – reply to this

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she just realized she bought a child's dress
hooho says – reply to this

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they don't carry a size whore…..
weine says – reply to this

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..she's a pointless, pathetic waste of time.
randi says – reply to this

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She realized she's irrelevant. I guess.
Megan says – reply to this

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she just realized she has the same diahrea that paris,lindsay,heidi Montag and Lourdes Leon have.Its a yucky strain going around hollywood.It may have been given to them by Keely Shae Smith.
anast says – reply to this

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Her lesbian lover is making her wear that dress as punishment for her hook up with Balthazar Getty.
a says – reply to this

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her "dress" is a skirt with arm holes?
bored says – reply to this

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PEREZ REALLY SUCKS!!! HE'S BECOMING MORE BORING BY THE DAY!!! HE USED TO BE AWESOME, BUT THAT TIME IS GONE. TOO BAD!!!
Princ says – reply to this

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because… the store manager called her a skanky bitch.
SamSu says – reply to this

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No one screwed her
Nubian Goddess says – reply to this

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Re: flangie nopants – Number 42, wonderful, Flangie….thanks for making me laugh. I just watched a really sad movie.
Lisa says – reply to this

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She looked in a mirror there and saw what the fuck she was wearing!
heyit says – reply to this

97

Because she just found out she had herps *again*. . . . . Guess she thought she could get rid of them the first time!

dumb slut.
dates says – reply to this

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for a second there, I thought that was Jen Aniston but after looking closer, it's just sienna slutter. Who cares!!
allie says – reply to this

99

Cuz everyone knows she's boning a married man and nobody gives a shit that Jude cheated on her anymore.
Mrs.Ricky Martin says – reply to this

100

B/C she is sperminated

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