He's All Smiles!

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What divorce talk???

As rumors of his marriage continue to swirl - rumors which were just denied by Madonna's publicist - Guy Ritchie looked carefree leaving the Material Mom's NYC apartment on Tuesday.

No troubles in this world!

We expect to see a conveniently staged photo op of Madge and Guy out to dinner any second now.

Don't forget to smile!

[Image by Christopher Peterson via Buzz Foto.]

    Posted: Jul 1, 2008 at 4:30 pm / Email this  »

    78 comments to “He's All Smiles!”

    1. c-dub says – reply to this


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      first!!!

    2. lola says – reply to this


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      poor guy

    3. c-dub says – reply to this


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      first!

    4. choco says – reply to this


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      This is really crazy, these people are just trying to live their lives here. I feel for them a little bit, it's a shame how they're being followed everywhere they go. Too bad!!!!!

    5. Madon says – reply to this


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      the reason her camp aint said anything is COS THERE AINT NO DIVORCE!

    6. me says – reply to this


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      when madge is done with him… i have him!



    7. 7

      He seems like a normal person. Why would he marry her? I mean I like Madonna as much as the next non-gay man, but really, what was he thinking? She certainly hasn't help his career by starring in his movies.

    8. Me says – reply to this


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      maybe they're doing all of this so the kids don't know till it's a done deal.

    9. emma says – reply to this


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      she's had many late night visits from alex rodriguez and others. it's over rover.

    10. Cunty says – reply to this


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      Who gives a shit about this guy? You know what would make me care about him? If he made a decent fucking film. For that matter, who give a squirt of piss about madonna either?

    11. lisa says – reply to this


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      hot sexy guy! love madge too.

    12. hehe says – reply to this


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      he's cute

    13. ZEV says – reply to this


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      i saw a naked pic of guy once while i vacationed in italy like 6 years ago and he's got a big member. madonna is lucky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    14. 14

      marry me guy :)

    15. Pop says – reply to this


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      He's carrying her dirty Depends.

    16. LANE says – reply to this


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      LOL. MARIAH MUST BE HATIN' ALL THIS PUBLICITY THE RITCHIES ARE GETTIN'. THANK U, PEREZITO FOR ALL THE "M" COVERAGE. HAHAHA

    17. Anon1 says – reply to this


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      Even better perhaps they will soon be jetting off for a "spontaneous" romantic getaway..once they take that trip you can pretty much stick a fork in it

    18. IAN says – reply to this


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      TOUR AUSSIE, M. PLEASE COME TO OZ!!!!!!
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      TOUR AUSSIE, M. PLEASE COME TO OZ!!!!!!
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      TOUR AUSSIE, M. PLEASE COME TO OZ!!!!!!
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      OZ LOVES YA MADONNA, PLEASE DO ONE OR TWO SHOWS!!! PLEASE!

    19. Emma says – reply to this


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      It's hilarious that people still want to believe this couple are going to stay together. It's not idle speculation anymore. This couple is finished. That Liz Rosenberg is a PR hack liar is irrelevant. I live in London and know someone who used to work with Ritchie. It's an open secret that they don't even live together but next door to each other. This marriage will last until Madonna has more time to devote to thinking about a settlement. Frankly, she's better off without him - he's a talentless no-mark who got lucky with one film that now looks hopelessly overrated. Time to move on old girl…

    20. Anon1 says – reply to this


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      Re: ZEV
      That dicks been limp for 7 years buddy ..yes even being married to Madonna ..that is what happens when you get married people

    21. jEN says – reply to this


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      Yeah, whatever happened to Whore-iah and her man — what's his name? Nick Lachey or something…This press on Madonna is out-of-control.

    22. ZEV says – reply to this


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      Re: Anon1

      LOL. I HEAR YA. BUT DAMN, THAT DUDE WAS FREAKIN' PORN STAR HUNG. NO KIDDING AS IT WAS A PAPPARIZI PIC OF THEM VACATIONING ONE YEAR.

    23. ugly says – reply to this


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      guy ritchie~
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      is ugly

    24. kell says – reply to this


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      ugh. madonna is such a fricken poser. YOUR NOT HOT ANYMORE !
      that besides, where did these rumors even start? i woldnt be suprised if they were true, and if she was cheating on him with some like 20 yaer old freak.

    25. 12345 says – reply to this


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      I think it's true though…UK & Irish fellas are very hung. I've dated a several. Guy is hot none-the-less. :-)

    26. Lisa says – reply to this


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      Re: kell

      Listen, chick! People grow old including you…wonder what you look like eating your twinkie at your $7.00 an hour job.

    27. pepe says – reply to this


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      i love guy ritchie and madonna and rocco and lourdes and david banda and chuck from gossip girl

    28. B says – reply to this


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      Isn't it his apartment too?

    29. Tony says – reply to this


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      Fuck, I'd be elated too if I were him. He's finally get that shriveled up, affected old hen out of his life. God, what a nightmare she must be.

    30. snowm says – reply to this


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      is that cocaine he is carrying?

    31. pepe says – reply to this


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      guy ritchie is the father of rocco ritchie

    32. rober says – reply to this


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      Im sure he is super happy to get away from that controlling hag!

    33. NOFUK says – reply to this


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      HES HOT….MADGE IS A MAN…

    34. sox says – reply to this


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      HE'S SO SEXY ! WOULD LOVE TO LICK HIS FEET AND HIS SNEAX.

    35. M says – reply to this


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      WHO CARES ABOUT THESE HAS BEENS..???? WRITE ABOUT MILEY CYRUS PLZ PEREZ, THERE ARE NEW NEWS ABOUT HER

    36. oral says – reply to this


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      if guy is dumb enough to muff dive that whore, I wonder if her cunt will taste like A-rod.

    37. Tiff says – reply to this


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      Leave them alone!

    38. ??? says – reply to this


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      he's young and handsome and is from a rich family. he's probably thinking he can fu*k younger, hotter girls and have more babies that are biologically his. madonna needs to lose the kabbalah sh*t. but i do remember him saying that there's no pre-nup and if they divorce, HE'LL pay her alimony and child support etc. we'll have to wait and see!

    39. rita says – reply to this


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      How is A Rod?

    40. Kryst says – reply to this


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      Just a technicality, but he's going INTO the apartment. Not leaving. Building is one block from my office. ;)

    41. abc says – reply to this


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      Hmmm…

      a) Madonna has a new single coming out but the US press and radio stations don't care.

      Madonna needs some publicity.

      b) Madonna's brother is about to release his 'explosive' biography of Madonna.

      Attention needs to be averted from it.

      I smells a massive public relations exercise afoot.

      Why else would it have taken Liz Rosenberg over a week to comment?

    42. divo says – reply to this


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      I hope Madonna can keep this man !!!! I love them together ! Ah… like another diva says ( Donna Summer ) " It's hard to be a diva these days "

    43. reall says – reply to this


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      She needs to hook up with A-Rod… she needs someone young and ethnic, because that's how Madge REALLY roles… this English BS was just to get the slut-stink off her.

    44. David says – reply to this


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      he's smiling because he knows he's about to take that whore for half of what she's worth.

    45. Cheki says – reply to this


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      Can you imagine being married to "Cheeks" Ciccone? I'd be afraid those cheekbone implants would cut my face during fuck sessions.

      She's boning the basketball player, for sure.

      Guy- nice try- divorce the lady- take your $$$- get your freedom back. (And fuck boys in Marrakesch!)

    46. B'Mo says – reply to this


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      Re: M

      who?

    47. janet says – reply to this


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      mr. ritchie is hot cute and sexy…..and he seems juicy too…….oh i love this couple. hell to those who say nasty stuff about them especially to the queen. bow to the queen….. yes you piggie whoriah.

    48. janet says – reply to this


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      Re: LANE – lol….. i hear you. bet she is goin loco now that press is not after her. mind you she marries, not much talk, she hides…. nobody is looking for her except her lunatic lambs……….loi….

    49. sweet says – reply to this


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      Damn, Madonna has had it so good for about 30 years but shit is about to get really ugly for her! First, that new album of hers is DREADFUL. She said she cried while she was in the studio with Pharrell…it's probably because she had a feeling that the songs he was doing for her were CRAP! Second, Guy Richie is about take her for half of what's she's worth! (Which is fine because that bitch probably has more money than she can ever spend) but the third and most devastating problem is that book her brother Christopher is releasing… I CAN'T WAIT for that shit. It's going to be so hot it will probably self-combust. Liz Ro. is going to be earning her money this year!!

    50. janet says – reply to this


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      Re: sweet – i am waiting for that too to come out. i wonder how the madonna/rozenberg team gonna spin it to die(controversy, scandal) completely.

    51. gina says – reply to this


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      Yep, he's about to take Madge to the BANK! Ka-ching!

    52. Palma says – reply to this


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      Looks like Madge threw his socks and undies at him and he had to find a bag to stash them in and tried to laugh about it when he saw the paps. Ya, that's it. Really though, I'm sorry, this isn't nice, but he is so fugs and Madonna is the queen yo'.

    53. dede says – reply to this


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      The Brits stay married…..like the royal family does. It is just easier and cheaper.

    54. alke says – reply to this


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      are those dirty diapers???!!! WTF?!! Too funny!!

    55. lilly says – reply to this


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      damn! leave madge alone! dont you guys realize this might be hurtful for her???

    56. empre says – reply to this


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      He has big feet oooh la la

    57. BLaws says – reply to this


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      Who's we you fucking ex crack head piece of garbage? Mario your full of shit. We, who is we you dumb ass. Your the filth on a bathroom floor.



    58. 58

      OMG Enough with madonna!!
      PEREZ it's getting DISGUSTING-Your obsession!!!

    59. duh says – reply to this


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      All a ploy to save sagging American tour sales!! SUCKERS! (It's no coincidence A-Rod shares her manager.)

    60. Sam says – reply to this


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      He's getting half her fortune if they divorce — WHY WOULDN'T HE BE SMILING?!?!?!?



    61. 61

      I heard on the radio that Ma Donut is taking yankee a rod up the ass these days.

    62. Sick says – reply to this


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      So fucking sick of hearing about these 2 untalented wastes of space. Who really cares? Madonna is an old piece of dog shit so is her publicist. I love how she wraps herself in religiion and lives her whole life making up stories and lying while looking straight into the camera. She is a sick old mess and the biggest joke is that Perez is obsessed with her. She is a fraud. The whole career is nothing but smoke mirrors and plastic surgery with lip syncing thrown in for consistency. Don't you get it?

    63. CATHA says – reply to this


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      Here's my take: Madonna is touring now. Bound to be stressful on the family unit, even if she can jet around the world (or they to her). Guy has had it with Kabbalah crap and probably tells her so. She doesn't like that so storms off to New York or wherever the fuck. She realizes she is a douche diva and entices him back. "Ok, dearest, only if I don't have to wear that fucking red thing on my wrist…" Great. Now get in the goddammed plane and come fuck me before I resort to my old New York whore ways.

    64. Smile says – reply to this


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      Yes, he's all smiles because he's finally going to get rid of that dreadful cunt. (And get VERY rich in the process)

    65. cass says – reply to this


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      he's happy cause he's found someone new!!!
      GOODBYE VADGE!!!!!!!

    66. AMO says – reply to this


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      Guess he hasn't found out about A Rod yet…

    67. madge says – reply to this


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      I don't know about this. On one hand, she's Madonna and I hope she's fucking A-Rod hot piece of Latin Ass. On the other hand, she's getting OLD and has kids and those records aren't selling like she used to. Also, she had HORRIBLE taste in men before Guy Richie like Dennis Rodman, Sean Penn, Warren Beatty, etc. So I think even though she's probably ready to kick Guy Ritchie to the curb, she needs to stick with the marriage or she's going to be an old lonely bitch. My theory is that she's a lesbian and is doing Gwyneth but that will probably be in Christopher Ciccone's new book!

    68. Fabia says – reply to this


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      Hi Perez! I for one love Madonna and Guy together, I hope that they last, there really a very interesting couple, and I know in my heart they see that.. Fuck you bitches that think otherwise
      thanks,

    69. linda says – reply to this


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      He's probably just so glad that he's almost free of her!

    70. simon says – reply to this


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      that's the biggest ziploc bag i have ever seen!
      …is he still doing her laundry or is that arod's tightie whities?

    71. Asiam says – reply to this


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      Leave them alone and let them handle their own problems.

    72. Tomy says – reply to this


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      He is a cool man. we all love him. there are so many fans of him. and they set up the groups related to stars. you can even check out his sexy and beautiful photos, videos and blogs on the wealthy dating club RICHLOVING.COM for hot singles to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating.

    73. GMAN says – reply to this


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      WOODJA JUST QUIT PICKING ON MY BABY ALREADY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    74. mehh says – reply to this


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      is it me or is he missing a wedding ring..

    75. kemp says – reply to this


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      ok why do you refer to madonna as madge? that is so annoying and she is so boring-why not call the fake english accent slut esther so u can go along with her fake religion as well

    76. Madge says – reply to this


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      Re: kemp – It is the British press who came up with the name "Madge" for "Cheeks" Ciccone

    77. jessy says – reply to this


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      Did she honestly think an Atheist (non-practising Protestant at best) could delve into an ancient Jewish cult alongside her? Madonna was raised a Roman Catholic and is now a Kabbalist. It's like she's spiritually molesting herself. Brits are religious too. Beer - Soccer - Pork and Mash - Amen.

    78. Snatc says – reply to this


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      Of course he's smiling!

      He's getting a $250 Million settlement- money his wife earned from selling her SNATCH!