New "Music" From Heidi Montag!

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Don't hate us for saying this, but….

Heidi Montag has released a new song and we actually like this one!

Instead of singing singing about fashion, this time The Hills star is actually talking about something she knows quite well - partying and boozing it up.

The song is called One More Drink and it is so Eurotrashy deelish.

The gays will eat this up!

She actually says such lines like "Sipping on that happy juice!" and "I'm drinking on that Goose!"

It is so cheesy yet really hot and tight at the same time.

We're sorry. We love trashy Europop. And Heidi isn't even European!

Listen to the song and judge for yourself.

Thoughts????

P.S. What would Jesus say about getting drunk and clubbing????

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    Posted: Jul 1, 2008 at 3:15 pm / Email this  »

    949 comments to “New "Music" From Heidi Montag!”

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    1. elsie says – reply to this


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      hate it

    2. . says – reply to this


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      PURE SHIT

    3. lala says – reply to this


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      hate itttt (and her)

    4. Shu says – reply to this


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      Fail.

    5. lalal says – reply to this


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      is this supposed to be her Christian music??

    6. emili says – reply to this


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      i can't stomach her or her weird-shaped head

    7. Jenny says – reply to this


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      i kind of like it…..

    8. ghjk says – reply to this


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      1st! bitchhh

    9. riz says – reply to this


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      oh my god, I AM ASHAMED OF YOU PEREZ.

      JUST ADMIT THEY'RE PAYING YOU AL READY. YOU DON'T HAVE TO LIE TO US.

    10. Wow.. says – reply to this


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      Never thought I'd say this..BUT…she's not that bad!
      I actualy kinda love it & Just put it on my ipoddd..lol

    11. YourM says – reply to this


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      She is a fucking CUNT who has ZERO TALENT. DIE HEIDI.

    12. whori says – reply to this


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      it kinda sucks, but it's WAAAAAAAAAAY BETTER than any of whoriah's bullshit.

    13. perez says – reply to this


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      perez i hate her, quit promoting her. we know yall are friends. you cant really like her and spencer! you are better than that!

    14. V says – reply to this


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      my ears are bleeding

    15. Brand says – reply to this


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      AWFUL!!!!! I can't understand a word she is saying. What are you thinking Perez? This song makes me want to vomit in my mouth!

    16. Duh says – reply to this


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      Ears are fucking bleeding, die you stank whore and take that douche of a boyfriend with you.

    17. b-rye says – reply to this


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      uh, you're kidding right? this stuff is CRAP!

    18. devli says – reply to this


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      I'm sorry, that is extremely terrible and full of fail

    19. AHHHH says – reply to this


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      FUCK OFF AND DIE CUNT



    20. 20

      NO. Makes my head ring like a hang over.

    21. Nicol says – reply to this


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      …..i think its awful. her voice is no good in this song. it doesnt show any talent at all…anyone could do this.



    22. 22

      ew

    23. ABL says – reply to this


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      SUCKS…FIRST

    24. s says – reply to this


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      and just this morning i thought she was going with God… bless her little confused heart

    25. Alexa says – reply to this


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      Hiiii….. I AM ACTUALLY NOT HATING THIS!

    26. laure says – reply to this


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      NO. awful. i heard say on the view that she doesnt drink??? is this song from her "christian" album??? what a loser.

    27. Sabe2 says – reply to this


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      I actually like it : )
      But I'm addicted to FASHION

      haha :D

    28. EatMe says – reply to this


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      She is a talentless hack whose only assests were bought, diaf.

    29. riz says – reply to this


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      also, how can you even like this? there's NO beat. the background is just one big mash of sounds. and her vocals are horrible - she doesn't hit one strong note the entire time, no matter how much you wish she would so that the song could at least PRETEND to be decent.

    30. Krist says – reply to this


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      totally edited not even her own voice and she's still a skanky whore

    31. jenny says – reply to this


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      her voice sounds sooo fake. might as well just have a computer sing this song! i hate this cunt bitch!!!!! and although i do like trashy europop, this is just ok at best.

    32. Ali says – reply to this


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      I love Heidi Montag. L.C. is bitchy. lol

    33. BOYCO says – reply to this


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      DO NOT POST _ PLEASE _ DO NOT POST _ BOYCOTT HEIDI AND SPENCER

    34. princ says – reply to this


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      this bitch should just kick rocks, then fall in a ditch! FAILUREEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    35. DD says – reply to this


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      Sorry PH but you are wrong on this one….it sucks! Way better alternatives out there.

    36. jennn says – reply to this


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      this bitch sucks….

    37. cin says – reply to this


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      1st?
      eeh…not sure i like it. perhaps it will grow on me.

    38. lesli says – reply to this


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      Horrible

    39. Lala says – reply to this


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      WHY IS SHE SHOWING HER FLAT ASS??? LOL!

    40. juan says – reply to this


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      jejejeje i think it's actually good …

    41. sophi says – reply to this


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      its sooo overproduced
      just to hide how shitty her voice is

    42. Jill says – reply to this


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      C-R-A-P! sucks ass. hate it!

    43. sdf says – reply to this


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      Fuck u and her stupid song… how much is the bitch paying u to write nice stuff about her? Heidi go the fuck away u nasty ugly whore, and take that ugly moron Spencer with u! ;-)

    44. tpalo says – reply to this


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      YUCK!

    45. lillw says – reply to this


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      What happened to "I dont drink?" I thought she was a good christian girl trying to be a role model?

    46. Rowch says – reply to this


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      Ridiculous. When will she stop?

    47. joey says – reply to this


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      Good production team on this one :-)

    48. bob says – reply to this


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      sucks



    49. 49

      I think I heard an "uh oh, hot dog" towards the beginning.

    50. Emily says – reply to this


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      Ha ha, I bet the Christians will love this….Is it part of her Christian rock album?

    51. cass says – reply to this


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      yuck

    52. viv says – reply to this


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      UM THATS NOT EVEN HER VOICE??? I THINK WE HAVE ANOTHER MILLI VANNILI ON OUR HANDS!!!!! HOPE FLESH BEARD KILLS HIMSELF FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    53. Emily says – reply to this


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      CRAPPY!!! you can even hardly hear and understand what she is saying!!! she should all do us a favor and die!!!

    54. LC says – reply to this


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      L C rulezzzzzzzz!
      Heidi sucks-literally!!!!!

    55. Jay says – reply to this


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      well…i don't like it, but it could be worse

    56. HerMo says – reply to this


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      Heidi = ugly, talentless cunt.

    57. vanes says – reply to this


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      so much for making a christian album

      p.s. stop kissing their asses!

    58. Tiger says – reply to this


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      IT SUCKS!!! I thought I heard her say on the view she doesn't drink & never has. Actually I know thats what she said. She sucks!

    59. amuse says – reply to this


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      horrible, just like her.

    60. WHATE says – reply to this


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      YOU ARE NOT BRITNEY SPEARS HO! … oh well so much for her ambition to become a Christian signer. Sweetie, it don't work like that… IDIOT!

    61. Daiis says – reply to this


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      Ewww soooo bad Perez!!! What were you thinking? My ears started to bleed after about 10 seconds. Someone needs to kick this stupid girl.

    62. Kate says – reply to this


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      Not so much. Plus it sounds like anyone with a little studio time and some good people around them could have recorded it.

    63. Ali says – reply to this


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      this sucks…..so much for her so call "christianity".

      Next she'll be singing about Jesus juice.

    64. eww. says – reply to this


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      okay 50 secs in i was already annoyed. reminds me of brittney sprears? eww.

    65. adsff says – reply to this


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      EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW PAH-LEESE stop writing about this bitch, your just giving her what she wants, fame whore, taletless porn star

    66. cam says – reply to this


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      this song is CRAP !! Perez you are SOO WRONG ON THIS ONE!! She sucks

    67. Asham says – reply to this


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      ew. too whiny and squeaky. yuck.

    68. terry says – reply to this


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      I don't think her buddy "God" would approve of this song. I thought she didn't drink either? Freaking Loser she doesn't know how stupid her and Spencer always make themselves look

    69. aW says – reply to this


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      didn't she go on the VIew and say she never drinks?????

    70. shann says – reply to this


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      Thats terrible. I thought she was thinking about releasing a Christian album? thats not a very Christian song.

    71. gay says – reply to this


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      gay

    72. KIM says – reply to this


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      I won't even bother listening!
      She's NOTHING!

    73. Madds says – reply to this


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      horrific

    74. hate says – reply to this


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      fucking britney spears wanna be bith

    75. Kelly says – reply to this


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      like it. probably would not buy the entire album……but would purchase this song off itunes……..LONG LIVE PEREZ!!

    76. a says – reply to this


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      posing in front of a Disney Ad and singing about getting trashed…classy.

    77. Sperm says – reply to this


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      She's a waste of Her father's sperm!
      Same goes with Her Boytoy!

    78. jane says – reply to this


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      Wow! When I read before that she was the most Christian person ever, I scoffed. Thanks for proving me wrong, Heidi! I cant wait for your Christian album. It will be a sweep at the Dove awards. (wait, they are called the Doves, right? oh man am i a heathen.)

    79. Kelly says – reply to this


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      First of all, I can't understand what she's saying. Second, it's horrible. It's like a paper cut on my ear drum.

    80. Sylv says – reply to this


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      Whatever, i still HATE HEIDI AND SPENCER..F-IN LOSERS …RICH LOSERS ANYWAY…

    81. Meli says – reply to this


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      I'm confused…. doesn't she want to release a Christian album? How are they going to react to her talking about drinking and going home with someone after one more drink?

    82. PLEZZ says – reply to this


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      Oh PLEZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
      Now You like Her Perez??

    83. mOFO says – reply to this


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      THIS SHIT SUCKS A$$!!!!!!!!!

    84. Kelly says – reply to this


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      Just as bad as the rest of her songs, this chick cannot sing! She has no talent AT ALL. She needs to go away, I cant wait for the day I dont have to see her ugly ass surgically enhanced face!

    85. emilo says – reply to this


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      this sucks….

    86. 1up4f says – reply to this


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      What is wrong with you? Hate it. She needs to just go awat already and make sure when you leave Spencer is in tow. Thanks

    87. kneec says – reply to this


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      she can't sing for shit

    88. THIEH says – reply to this


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      UMMMMMM,WHAT IS UP W/ ALL OF THOSE CRAPPY,CRAPPY SCARVES? IT IS NOT WINTER. THOSE SHORTS ARE LESS THAN AVERAGE TO BE PAIRED W/ A SCARF. I AM NO FASHIONISTA, BUT I CAN THROW A SOMETHING LI
      TTLE BETTER THAN THAT TOGETHER, ESPECIALLY IF I HAD SOME $$$$$$. I THOUGHT THEY (SPEIDI) WERE GOING LIKE ALL JESUS LOVIN' ON THE PUBLIC, AND THENN TO RLEASE A SONG LIKE THIS- I KNOW, I AM OVERSTATING THE OBVIOUS, BUT I CAN'T WAIT UNTILL THEY RELEASE THE PORN TAPE. SPENCER HAS A SMALL PEEPEE AND I AM BETTIN' ON IT

    89. will says – reply to this


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      this isn't euro pop. its manufactured crap.

    90. chris says – reply to this


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      ONCE AGAIN PEREZ U GIVE THE REST OF US HOMOS A BAD NAME. U HAVE THE "WORST" TASE IN MUSIC. WHY WOULD U EVEN CARE WHAT SHE PUTS OUT? U SHOULD STAR ON THE BIGGEST LOSER.

    91. Joann says – reply to this


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      Horrible. They covered up her god awful singing voice with even more god awful music.
      They should both just go away. Quickly.

    92. vane says – reply to this


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      i couldnt finish listening to it. made me get a headache. so lame! her music is lame and so is she and her pet whats his face wanna be manager.

    93. leele says – reply to this


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      yeah it sure it trashy pop music

    94. shell says – reply to this


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      HOLY SHIT AM I FIRST??? HOLY SHIT AM I FIRST??? HOLY SHIT AM I FIRST??? HOLY SHIT AM I FIRST??? HOLY SHIT AM I FIRST??? HOLY SHIT AM I FIRST??? HOLY SHIT AM I FIRST??? HOLY SHIT AM I FIRST??? HOLY SHIT AM I FIRST??? HOLY SHIT AM I FIRST??? HOLY SHIT AM I FIRST??? HOLY SHIT AM I FIRST??? HOLY SHIT AM I FIRST??? HOLY SHIT AM I FIRST??? HOLY SHIT AM I FIRST??? HOLY SHIT AM I FIRST??? HOLY SHIT AM I FIRST??? HOLY SHIT AM I FIRST??? HOLY SHIT AM I FIRST??? HOLY SHIT AM I FIRST??? HOLY SHIT AM I FIRST??? HOLY SHIT AM I FIRST??? HOLY SHIT AM I FIRST??? HOLY SHIT AM I FIRST??? HOLY SHIT AM I FIRST???HOLY SHIT AM I FIRST???



    95. 95

      WTF??? are you kidding me? all of her songs sound the same, and, well to put it in a nice way, she sounds like someone is stabbing her in the stomach and forcing her to sing!

    96. david says – reply to this


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      hey, rihanna has ZERO talent, and you see how far it got her.

    97. carol says – reply to this


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      sounds like fake eurotrash….coming from her, I hate it….



    98. 98

      Yes, I agree, it's shit. The ONLY reason she even releases music is to stay in the press. She would rather be made fun of than not talked about at all. Sad. Skank.

    99. JANE says – reply to this


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      OMG She is DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    100. 100

      it's not real music, BUT it has a tight beat and I suspect it'll be a hit… even though people say they hate it now it will probably grow on people. and perez is right, the gays will eat it up!

      I think it's alright

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