New "Music" From Heidi Montag!

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Don't hate us for saying this, but….

Heidi Montag has released a new song and we actually like this one!

Instead of singing singing about fashion, this time The Hills star is actually talking about something she knows quite well - partying and boozing it up.

The song is called One More Drink and it is so Eurotrashy deelish.

The gays will eat this up!

She actually says such lines like "Sipping on that happy juice!" and "I'm drinking on that Goose!"

It is so cheesy yet really hot and tight at the same time.

We're sorry. We love trashy Europop. And Heidi isn't even European!

Listen to the song and judge for yourself.

Thoughts????

P.S. What would Jesus say about getting drunk and clubbing????

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    Posted: Jul 1, 2008 at 3:15 pm / Email this  »

    949 comments to “New "Music" From Heidi Montag!”

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    1. vitam says – reply to this


      801

      ulgy talentless biotch, please somebody throw this bitch away.

    2. will says – reply to this


      802

      Re: chris – I love it, you are so right! I would love to see him on celebrity fit club. and fail

    3. Addie says – reply to this


      803

      I'll bet she sounds GREAT live:)

    4. wow says – reply to this


      804

      way over digitalized, proves anyone can sing if you know the right people who can fix your voice with a computer. i can see how it would be popular in the club, however i wish someone with some real talent and a real voice would put out a song, just because your pretty doesn't make you talented

    5. steph says – reply to this


      805

      well perez, the reason you like it is because SHE SOUNDS LIKE A TRANNY.

      AND I KNOW SPENCER READS THESE COMMENTS. please get your whore a real job??

    6. lori says – reply to this


      806

      at this point people are just hating.. It isn't that bad. I'm on my 3rd listen and it's gotten better. The beat is good. The words kind of dumb but its a good feeling dance beat.. better than the last one fashion!

      U gotta give them props for basically shoving themselves in the faces of america. They seem to be working hard to get their names out there no matter what. And it's more than what half of america is doing right now. So good for them!

    7. contr says – reply to this


      807

      why are you always promoting her? It's getting ridic at this point
      Lauren Conrad is the star of the Hills - Heidi's not

    8. KJ says – reply to this


      808

      FOR A SO-CALLED "CHRISTIAN," SHE DRESSES LIKE A HOOKER.

      WHO WEARS AN OUTFIT LIKE THAT TO A CHILDREN'S EVENT?

      WHAT A HYPOCRITE!

    9. SIMON says – reply to this


      809

      PEREZ WANTS SOME DICK FROM SPENCER, THAT'S ALL.
      ALL THAT SHIT YOU TALK ABOUT EVERYBODY ELSE AND YOU REALLY SAID THIS SONG WAS OKAY???? HELL NAH….I DON'T KNOW ABOUT U NOW. CUZ THAT SONG SHOULDA DEFINATELY GOT SOME "HATE"

    10. Lola says – reply to this


      810

      I'm starting to like Heidi. I didn't used to. She was just another blonde tramp. But we've all seen her climb up. From the bitch she was on the hills to trying to make music a career for herself, it's real and I like it. Watch out for those smart hoes!

    11. doria says – reply to this


      811

      Ummm…yeah…so-this-is-basically-a-cross-between-Britney's-Gimme-More-an-Janet-Jackson's-latest……so-not-very-original.

    12. Elise says – reply to this


      812

      Are you serious? This is a total knock off of one of the tracks on Britneys newest album that totally bombed and somehow Heidi managed to make it even worse….didnt think that was possible…..this bitch needs to Put the mic down you talentless horse like bitch, admit you and Spencer havent been dating for a really long time now and the only thing that attracted you two to eachother is your odd obsession with LC's sex life

    13. omg says – reply to this


      813

      OMG I THINK I JUST THREW UP IN MY MOUTH A LITTLE> SHE IS HORRIBLE AND PEREZ IN AN ASS FOR LIKING IT WE NEED TO BOYCOTT HEIDI AND SPENCER AND PEREZ FOR PROMOTING THEM HE IS JUST GIVING THEM WHAT THEY WANT
      SHE IS TALENT LESS SO MUCH VOICE OVER DONE SOMEONE NEEDS TO PUT THEM IN THEIR PLACE AND TREAT THEM LIKE THE PIECES OF S%#T THEY ARE
      TEAM AUDRINA

    14. myhea says – reply to this


      814

      Im so tired of seeing her face and hearing her stupid song just confirms it… shes worthless and should go hide somewhere.. her music is crap!!!!!! please stop posting stuff about her… shes lame.

    15. MARIA says – reply to this


      815

      I LIKE IT…WHAT???

    16. Madel says – reply to this


      816

      LOVE IT!!!!

    17. dmay says – reply to this


      817

      Terrible Perez! I also love Poppy euro trash, but this is beyond shitty. total fucking buzz kill.

    18. Jes a says – reply to this


      818

      Our ears hurt now!!!!!!`

    19. Ashle says – reply to this


      819

      UMM, "Sipping on that Happy Juice".Yeah um, Heidi please leave Spencer. You by yourself i can stomach. You with Spencer makes me sick.

    20. lilly says – reply to this


      820

      hate it
      hate her
      :)

    21. terri says – reply to this


      821

      reminds me of danity kanes new song, but suprisingly worse

    22. ladja says – reply to this


      822

      Love it! go Heidi pure euro pop the gays will love it
      her best tune yet
      I love Heidi

    23. flore says – reply to this


      823

      I love the beat! I can't stop listening to it. For all those people that are writing that she should die…kinda harsh dontcha think? Get a life!

    24. Gia says – reply to this


      824

      Even all that makeup , she is still very ugly.

    25. Gia says – reply to this


      825

      Even with all that makeup , she is still very ugly.

    26. sara says – reply to this


      826

      I don't know why she releases this stuff, she should do a song that is actually good! Her song Body Language that's on youtube is actually really good.

    27. kelli says – reply to this


      827

      my-god i am not a fan of heidi at all! but this song dance-able, which is pretty good to know….. i would maybe buy it?? maybe…

    28. brat says – reply to this


      828

      our economy and society are in a recession. hjeidi is a plastic, fake and worthless piece of shit.

    29. sam says – reply to this


      829

      just like the other one i can't stand listening to it for longer then 10 seconds…. wait make that 5 seconds. she should probably kill herself now.

    30. katie says – reply to this


      830

      does anybody think this sounds kinda like britney's new cd?

    31. molly says – reply to this


      831

      So heidi is this your christian music? I'm sure your church would be happy to sing that song at mass on sunday… The music is louder than her voice for a reason.

    32. Andy says – reply to this


      832

      Trashy!

    33. perez says – reply to this


      833

      hey moron.. this is actually awful. you're fat and have no taste



    34. 834

      it sucked!

    35. Britt says – reply to this


      835

      I thought she didn't even drink. Isn't that what she claimed on 'The View"?

    36. Mikae says – reply to this


      836

      bahahaha.
      it doesn't even sound like her.
      but that doesn't mean i don't hate it.
      which i do.
      a lot.
      the music is cool, though!

    37. ahaha says – reply to this


      837

      wtf is this!! she should just give up now!!! NO ONE cares about her let alone her so called music career!! well actually its not even music! its horse shit just like her face! SHE SHOULD JUST STICK TO WHAT SHE KNOWS F**ING OVER HER "FRIENDS" AND TRYING TO DO ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING TO STAY IN THE CELEB LIGHT…. SHE JUST NEEDS TO STOP….

    38. lewy says – reply to this


      838

      HORRIBLE. my ears are bleeding. that bitch has NO talent. how, how, how can anyone like that????

    39. Not b says – reply to this


      839

      I like it and just put it on my i pod nano! Shes not that bad, go Heidi!

    40. megse says – reply to this


      840

      ok first off its not that bad and the beat of the music is really loud so u cant really hear her sing so that a plus and i dont god would be happy of her singing about happy juice and it called "happy juice" are we sure it alchole it would be about the juice spender give her ewwww lol

    41. TECHN says – reply to this


      841

      I LOVE THIS SONG! ITS MY JAM!

    42. Lizzy says – reply to this


      842

      this song is so awful. i could only listen to about 40 seconds i thought my ears would start to bleed. it doesn't even sound like her, they computerized her voice so much it sounds so fake.

    43. lulu says – reply to this


      843

      c'mon. this is terrible. its embarassing really.

    44. sarah says – reply to this


      844

      gross she was better off in forigin lanuge

    45. Kiki says – reply to this


      845

      The muisc is good. her voice is HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!

    46. natlo says – reply to this


      846

      CAN ANYONE SAY BRITNEY WANNABE?! IM SO TIRED OF THIS BITCH AND HER DOUCHEBAG OF A BOYFRIEND..WHAT ARE THEY FAMOUS FOR? THEY SEEM SO PROUD OF THEMSELVES//DON'T THEY KNOW THAT WE ARE ALLLLL LAUGHING AT THEM..I WOULD USUALLY NEVER WASTE ANY OF MY TIME COMMENTING ON HEIDI MONTAG…BUT IM HUGELY PREGO AND ALL I CAN DO THESE DAYS IS SIT AT HOME AND IM SO TIRED OF SEEING THIS HEINOUS BITCH ON MY FAV GOSSIP SITES AND CHANNELS!!!!! UHHH GO AWAY YOU NO TALENT BIATCH

    47. simon says – reply to this


      847

      heurkkkkkk……..heurkkkkkkkkkkk

    48. Paige says – reply to this


      848

      dont like it.. i hate heidi..
      her songs all sound similar - watever as long as shes with spencer lol shes garbage to me. but thats just one persons opinion

    49. spark says – reply to this


      849

      Im a musician, and I like pop music, but my god, she cant sing. And the song really doesn't do anything for me at all. Zero% cool.

    50. Jilli says – reply to this


      850

      PEREZ IS AN ASS KISS. PEREZ IS AN ASS KISS. PEREZ IS AN ASS KISS. PEREZ IS AN ASS KISS. PEREZ IS AN ASS KISS. PEREZ IS AN ASS KISS. PEREZ IS AN ASS KISS. PEREZ IS AN ASS KISS. PEREZ IS AN ASS KISS.
      PEREZ IS AN ASS KISS. PEREZ IS AN ASS KISS. PEREZ IS AN ASS KISS.
      PEREZ IS AN ASS KISS. PEREZ IS AN ASS KISS. PEREZ IS AN ASS KISS.
      PEREZ IS AN ASS KISS. PEREZ IS AN ASS KISS. PEREZ IS AN ASS KISS.

    51. SANSY says – reply to this


      851

      people have money and think they can do whatever they fucking want. she can't sing!!! her music is garbage, her clothes are garbage, her show is garbage, she's GARBAGE. DA FUCK OUTTA HER WITH THAT ISH!

    52. chris says – reply to this


      852

      oh my lord. I think if I heard this at a club I'd seriously stop dancing. What will it take for her to realize that Spencer is ruining her life?! Her friends, almost lost her job, and now public embarassment on the radio/clubs….what's next

    53. hills says – reply to this


      853

      Yet another failed attempt at singing for Heidi. Give it up already, you completely SUCK!

    54. sandi says – reply to this


      854

      blah….boring…..hate it…..

    55. sepha says – reply to this


      855

      I LOVE THHIS SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BEST SONG EVER

    56. MY EA says – reply to this


      856

      OMG, Im sure Jesus needs one more drink after hearing this shit. I would love to hear her sing in person without the computer to fix her voice…….

    57. PJR says – reply to this


      857

      The SONG itself is sweet, but her VOICE, not so much. with another singer, it could be a hit…

    58. Josh says – reply to this


      858

      I'm gay, and I do like the song. For some reason I like the "wish I could sing" artists.

      Cute, upbeat but I hope she doesen't expect this to be a breakthrough!
      ;)

    59. Ashli says – reply to this


      859

      it's kinda cute I like it (a little). It's easier if you don't imagine Heidi on the beach wondering around aimlessly.

    60. katie says – reply to this


      860

      hate it. horrible. awful. disgusting. trash. ick.

    61. D says – reply to this


      861

      Heidi blows. This song was the worst thing that has happened to me this week. Ugh.

    62. KRIST says – reply to this


      862

      FILE THIS UNDER KRISTINA CHEN!!!

    63. Emma says – reply to this


      863

      Perez, I have yet to thank you but…THANK YOU SO F*CKING MUCH! I am OBSESSED w/ Heidi's music and I very much appreciate that you get and post her music before anyone else. There may be a bunch of sorry-ass haters commenting on how much she sucks (I personally am not a fan of her), but focus on just the music. It's good if you enjoy edited bubblegum pop which is exactly what this is. Thank you for making me add another thing to my list of obsessions!

    64. Canad says – reply to this


      864

      HATE IT.
      .
      HATE IT.
      .
      HATE IT.
      .
      Might like if someone else did it and produced it.
      .
      WEAK
      WEAK
      WEAK
      WEAK
      WEAK

    65. bored says – reply to this


      865

      i think that god would be very happy about this song

    66. elish says – reply to this


      866

      ummmm..way to go heidi for creating another crappy song. stop thinking you can sing…we alrady know you can't act. and way to go on making young gilrs think it's okay to be dumb as a box of rocks and be sluty.

    67. angel says – reply to this


      867

      hate it. she must have been drunk when she recorded it cause you cant even understand what shes saying

    68. krist says – reply to this


      868

      Hedi Montag has NO talent. shes just trying to get more popular than Lauran Conrad!

    69. John says – reply to this


      869

      Hmmm…..already an old sound that has been done many times before. Unless there is a bad ass mix with the lyrics its should not go anywhere.

    70. lissy says – reply to this


      870

      so bad.

    71. Jen says – reply to this


      871

      SO.. because the songs called one more drink.. she obviously needs to say it a thousand times.. God I hate her! Is That douchebag writting her songs too? They need to disappear…

    72. diaz says – reply to this


      872

      perez please stop realeasing her music to give her more publicity. even though you're disguising it by making fun of her, but come on they love it. bad press is PRESS, isnt it?

      dont think we can see through your BS.

    73. Savan says – reply to this


      873

      It's okay but I still don't like her!

    74. V says – reply to this


      874

      Ladies and gentlemen, the first release from Heidi's Christian album. I'm sure it'll be a hit in the churches.

    75. rae r says – reply to this


      875

      This song SUCKS - not Europop - EUROTRASH!

    76. buttr says – reply to this


      876

      her vocals weren't high enough but
      i cant beleive tat it was good-the beat was good(even though her lyrics were trashy & corny )
      i jus cant beleive it!
      & i thought she was suppose to sing CHRISTIAN MUSIC.(tats probably for publicity)wat filthy liars . i knew it.

    77. becky says – reply to this


      877

      L.C FOR LIFE

    78. jessi says – reply to this


      878

      You're high….this song sucks ass

    79. Kalll says – reply to this


      879

      Wow…that is such a beautiful computer enhanced voice. ZERO talent!

    80. Ronni says – reply to this


      880

      Didn't this idiot just go on about how she wants to devote her life to God and Christian music??? Don't really think your holy ways include getting trashed and grinding with your disgusting boyfriend in a bar. Stop promoting this trash!

    81. kris says – reply to this


      881

      Heidi sucks! quit giving her attetion so shell go away. I turn of the tv everytime i see her on it. I refuse to buy magazines that have articles on her. I want SPEIDI gone same with her STRIPPER cloths line!!! HEDI IS A BITCH!!!!!

    82. lisal says – reply to this


      882

      hmmmm….the beat is decent…i would dance to it with another artist on the track…but she canNOT sing….she even messes up that "breathy-sexy-not-really- singing" thing…and that's REALLY bad…at least fake sing well….

    83. ML says – reply to this


      883

      Thank god the background music is drowning out her voice…because of that this one might be a success. i still hate her though.

    84. NYCLT says – reply to this


      884

      Perez are you on Spencer's payroll? This SUCKS!

    85. Mds says – reply to this


      885

      Hmm.. EWW !
      i`m not saying this cause i hate her off.
      But it really sucks. i mean i don`t know even know what the hell she wa saying the whole time.
      To me she`s is just some Dumbass, that is dating a Stupid Idiot.
      Thinks a lot of herself for being a blow up doll !

    86. Juice says – reply to this


      886

      Brit Brit should sue… it sounds too much like Break the Ice, only not as good. Although saying Break the Ice is "good" is a bit of a stretch in the first place.

    87. Megha says – reply to this


      887

      That song is AWEFUL! It sound like she stole it from songs Brittney rejected.

    88. Chant says – reply to this


      888

      Sounds exactly like that Britney Spears song.

    89. Jodi says – reply to this


      889

      I kinda like the song..
      She REALLY needs to burn those white high rise jeans though, she wears them too damn much!

    90. carol says – reply to this


      890

      pathetic

    91. Shaun says – reply to this


      891

      The background music in the song pretty much masks her cheesy singing voice, it really is not that good.

    92. rick says – reply to this


      892

      i thought all the gays listened to show tunes. perhaps that is what you should be listening to instead of trying to foist shit off to your soon-to-be not so loyal readers. show us tits, ass, alcoholics, drug abusers, and mug shots, and let us decide what we will listen to flamer.

    93. Holly says – reply to this


      893

      Sounds like a wanna-be Britney Spears song

    94. Crazy says – reply to this


      894

      OK, I don't love or hate Heidi. I'm neutral, and don't follow The Hills drama. That being said, I don't care for the song. It is too…..cheesy. She needs to sing about something a little more innocent, esp if she is trying the whole religious thing. She DOES have a decent voice…esp with the EuroTechno beats. BUT she needs to do something like Kylie Minogue in order to become a decent "star".

    95. Demi says – reply to this


      895

      ROFL OMGGGG ROFL This Song is WHACK Just like Paris Hilton Album ROFL!!

    96. moe says – reply to this


      896

      i thought i heard her say that she doesnt drink? fuckin liar! lol!

    97. Kimey says – reply to this


      897

      well,
      she should stay on tv..
      cuz at least,
      i kinda like her when shes acting on tv..
      AT LEAST…
      not that bad..
      but thats not for her
      no no stick to the status quo, . !

    98. rodol says – reply to this


      898

      so good to perez = decent recording, auto-tune vox, decent beat and cliche girl lyric? nice. go talent scout.

    99. Mr.Sp says – reply to this


      899

      FUKCIN LOVE ITTTTT
      GOD BLESS THIS BTCH!

      Btw - all the btches who talk smack about Heidi clearly are jealous. Im sure you're all fat 12 year olds who sit on the computer all day eating cheetos.

      ;)

      ps. keep it up heidi!!

    100. h. says – reply to this


      900

      ouch.

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