Separated At Birth

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Left: Michael Lohan. Right: His alleged illegitimate child, Ashley.

    Posted: Jul 1, 2008 at 5:30 pm / Email this  »

    238 comments to “Separated At Birth”

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    1. ha says – reply to this


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      lol. true.

    2. ashle says – reply to this


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      haha
      separated at birth is damn right

      that is totally his kid

    3. sarah says – reply to this


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      she has his eyes!

    4. lynds says – reply to this


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      Thats funny!

    5. haley says – reply to this


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      identical

    6. NOFUK says – reply to this


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      HAHA………NICE ONE

    7. Jenny says – reply to this


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      that's a good one.

    8. Britt says – reply to this


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      That's his baby!

    9. Letty says – reply to this


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      TWINS!! that's sooo his daughter!!!

    10. minue says – reply to this


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      First Bitches

    11. naki says – reply to this


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      wow.. i think they look alike! :/

    12. Lee D says – reply to this


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      I think they have the same eyes

    13. Jill says – reply to this


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      looks just like him. how unfortunate

    14. emily says – reply to this


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      FIRSSTTTTT… they're both fug

    15. C says – reply to this


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      She's gotta be his, they have the same eyes and mouth.

    16. charl says – reply to this


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      first

    17. flex1 says – reply to this


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      It's proven. just look at them. Identical.

    18. Hanna says – reply to this


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      FFFIIIIIRRRRSSSTTTT they do kinda look alike

    19. Jared says – reply to this


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      uhhh

    20. miche says – reply to this


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      hot

    21. calli says – reply to this


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      creepy

    22. maren says – reply to this


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      hahahahahah
      clever perez!

    23. Mary says – reply to this


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      DO they even still need a DNA test???

    24. lee l says – reply to this


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      OMG they kinda look alike!

    25. drama says – reply to this


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      Oh man, that has to be his kid, look at her eyes!!! And she kinda looks like alli. He's prob shitting his pants right now!!!



    26. 26

      She is sooooo his daughter!! I mean, just look at the shape of the eyebrows, and how their right one is slighter higher up than the left one. Wow…She's cute though, a lot better than that Ali whoever…..Hopefully this one will turn out OK!! hahahaha Yea right!

    27. Sandt says – reply to this


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      TOTALLY! But doesn't look a thing like Ali or Lindsay

    28. izzy says – reply to this


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      5TH!

      they basically have the same face.

    29. co says – reply to this


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      first

    30. Lexie says – reply to this


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      DAMN! He doesn't need a paternity test!

    31. nate says – reply to this


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      another Lohan, oh no!

    32. Jane says – reply to this


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      Oh…that is so his kid!!!!!

    33. Flora says – reply to this


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      they do look alike. its in the nose and the eyes

    34. Sarah says – reply to this


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      I can see similarities. They have the same eyes, eyebrows, and mouths.

    35. jimmy says – reply to this


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      First!!
      Hahaha!
      She's better looking than lindsay…

    36. jules says – reply to this


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      Spitting image!

    37. sara says – reply to this


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      that's defo his daughter, they look so alike especially in the eyes. that poor girl is gonna be effed up if that is the case… the shame! poor girl

    38. Amu says – reply to this


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      i see the resemblence!

    39. jen says – reply to this


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      i thought you didn't think there was a resemblance……you're such a poser, MARIO!!!!!!!!

    40. summe says – reply to this


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      first maybe. they do look alike

    41. R says – reply to this


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      omg, thats totally his kid

    42. Alex says – reply to this


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      What the fuck is wrong with you? Why are you posting her picture? Poor girl.

    43. Kylie says – reply to this


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      40th! At least she probably won't be as crazy as the rest of them…Dina has a lot of the crazy genes in that family. I think the only normal one is poor little Jodie Foster (Cody)

    44. cassi says – reply to this


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      first, bitches. they do kind of look alike.

    45. newsb says – reply to this


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      First

    46. me says – reply to this


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      she does kinda look like him!

    47. Melan says – reply to this


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      omg IDENTICAL…what a beautiful girl. She'll have her own sit com
      or something…this is better than the old show Dallas!

    48. naz says – reply to this


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      oooh please let me first then ill die happy

    49. amy says – reply to this


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      Wow Perez. Pretty profound use of separated at birth.

    50. cunt says – reply to this


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      Shia Labeouf sucks. I saw him today and he is so short and such a diva.

    51. JJ says – reply to this


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      who fucking cares? can we have ONE week without mentioning any TALENTLESS, UNWORTHY lohan's!? Lindsey & her family aren't NEWS (don't know if she has been news since Mean Girls). They're all a waste and undeserving of their money, let alone the attention.

    52. yep says – reply to this


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      That is definitely his bastard clone!!

    53. molly says – reply to this


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      Well, if the shoe fits.. Looks just like him. Maybe she can get a guest spot on Dina's show.. Lohan Summer Family Reunion..at rehab!!



    54. 54

      Thats definitely his child
      PAY UP MR. LOHAN

    55. Adan says – reply to this


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      Perez, I can't believe you have the nerve to imply that you are such a man of the people, a real caring person. I love it how you "bravely" rip a thirteen year-old girl's life apart. I believe you call her his 'bastard' daughter. I'm going to jump out on a limb her and guess that you have daddy issues. Poor Baby.

    56. krae says – reply to this


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      omg she looks just like him, hes the father no doubt!

    57. Lou says – reply to this


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      At first I did not think they looked alike but now with the two pictures together they do look like each other. But what I am wondering is why is the mother just now coming out with this? I can't believe she would use her child for money.

    58. cck says – reply to this


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      Yeah, I'd say thats his kid. He should still get a DNA test though.

      She IS a lot cuter than Ali…hopefully since she's been raised by someone other than Dina Lohan, she'll have a shot at being a decent person.



    59. 59

      The eyes, the eye brows..ya I can see where it's possible, but Lindsey, WOW, after the vid I saw on TMZ I don't think she is to happy about having a new sis..I love you Perez!



    60. 60

      u should of never posted her pic but since u did….they look alike in their own werid way i see him in her all toghter

    61. Sherr says – reply to this


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      How sad for her if he is her father. Poor girl has parents that are pimping her out for cash. Shame on them!

    62. pris says – reply to this


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      Everyone in LA loves you, Ashley! (But don't come visit yet!)

    63. mm says – reply to this


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      OMG EXACTLY ALIKE!! thats soo his daughter :O
      shes cuter than his other two

    64. Littl says – reply to this


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      Lexi Lohan (or whatever her name is…the young wannabe) must be PISSED that this YOUNGER Lohan is taking away her face-time to get famous. This whole family is pathetic. Only in America…and they're laughing all the way to the bank.

    65. Kate says – reply to this


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      That's a match.

    66. annie says – reply to this


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      I think they look exactly alike! oops.

    67. sara says – reply to this


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      It's his kid. Either that, or M. Lohan has got a trampy brother running around. Good luck with that lawsuit, Michael! Douchebag.



    68. 68

      I wonder if she's as screwed up as his other kids? Hopefully not.

    69. PETA says – reply to this


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      That loser can't even afford his legitimate children. How is he going to father this one?

    70. linty says – reply to this


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      Well..I think she definitely looks like the guy..Poor thing!

    71. Candi says – reply to this


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      Perez!! Now you know that ain't right! Gotta love it!

    72. Gina says – reply to this


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      Totally his kid!! She totally has his EYES! And WHO in thier right mind would admit to being his kid if it weren't true?

    73. Alexa says – reply to this


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      HOLY SHIT, LOOKS JUST LIKE HIM! NO WAY:0

    74. Ali says – reply to this


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      She looks like Cody with darker hair.

    75. Gina says – reply to this


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      AND……she is PRETTIER than both ALI and LINDSEY (at her age). They must be close to slitting wrists about now. She's coming to take over both spotlights…..sorry Ali you and your music sux anyways and please do something with that perma-frown steez you keep working it's UGLY.

    76. It's says – reply to this


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      Yep, it's his.

    77. mea says – reply to this


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      They look alike, They have the same eyes

    78. Carri says – reply to this


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      She is better looking then his other kids.

    79. Mindy says – reply to this


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      MICHAEL is the whore! I love these assholes that wanna hide behind Jesus, because we always come to find out they have ALOT of demons, personal issues and histories of making lousy choices.

    80. caity says – reply to this


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      oh my geez, look at the eyes!
      she's his!

    81. emily says – reply to this


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      perez, this is a new low. i love your site and i read it all the time, but this girl is an innocent child. it's unfair to call her illegitimate and its also unfair to plaster her image all over the internet. she did nothing to deserve this. bash the lohans all you want, but leave that poor girl alone. this is a new low.

    82. Hyde says – reply to this


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      She's a beautiful girl and it's nice to not see her whored up like her half-sisters.. I don't know why it was necessary for you to post her picture Perez (Oh yeah! The hits, duh!), but at least you didn't call her a bastard.

    83. Stace says – reply to this


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      Its not reaaly right to show the kids face come on now show some respect for her

    84. e says – reply to this


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      no doubt about it…she has her mom's nose but the rest is all lohan. compare her to the other kids…she fits right in.

    85. Von says – reply to this


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      Low blow, Perez. Low fucking blow. Way to bring an innocent girl into the middle of the Hollywood mess.

    86. Lee says – reply to this


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      She's pretty, has her fathers eyes. Very girl next door. Nothing like her half-sisters - lucky thing. Dina's dna is just yuck.

    87. kate says – reply to this


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      It looks like him. Same eyes, mouth and misc. parts of the face… Oh daddy dearist!



    88. 88

      she's kinda adorable.
      Nothing like ali.

    89. rrrig says – reply to this


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      hey CODY,
      looks just like ya!

    90. chris says – reply to this


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      they have the same eyes and smile

    91. Sue says – reply to this


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      Why in the heck would any mom, who really cared about her daughter, want her to be associated with this trainwreck of a family? Who cares about the money?

      It's like throwing her to the lions!

    92. lisa says – reply to this


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      THEY LOOK EXACTLY ALIKE!



    93. 93

      No way she's not his. She looks just like him now that you put them up next to eachother.

    94. John says – reply to this


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      THE GIRL HAS HIS EYES AND EYEBROWS. HILLARY FOR VP 08 OR '12



    95. 95

      okok i'm gonna be maury here for a sec…
      Michael.. you ARE the father.
      STAY FABULOUS!

    96. MELIS says – reply to this


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      totally his kid!!!!!!!!!!

    97. Sarah says – reply to this


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      You are a pig, Perez!!! WHY are you showing that poor child's photo? SHE IS A KID … LEAVE HER ALONE!!!! She didn't ask for that schmuck to be her birth father.

    98. kd says – reply to this


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      holy crap they look so much alike, shes definately his kid

    99. Annie says – reply to this


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      She is a gorgeous kid!! They look so much a like! Same eyes and mouth! His clone. Wow Lindsay has another sis!!! Maybe she can be famous now too! Sux the world had to be in on this business- I mean this poor girl just found out that her dad was not actually her father…that really bites!!!

    100. @v@ says – reply to this


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      How cute is she. Very natural. How refreshing.

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