She's the Man!
LezLo and her gal pal are on the cover of the new issue of Star magazine.
Juicy!
The mag claims that saMAN Ronson plays the 'husband' role in her relationship with Lohan.
No surprise there!
An insider tells the mag, "They're totally playing house and loving every minute of it. And, yes, they share a bed!"
Hot lesbo action!
The lovebirds reportedly call saMAN's Hollywood Hills house "home" — and behind closed doors, "Lindsay and Sam play certain roles," the source explains. "…Lindsay is the passive one, the wife. It works for them!"
And, according to the mag, the two also shop together for sex toys and have a 'bizarre' pact to stay thin.
Does La Lohan ever get to strap it on?
Stinking Up The West End
God Bless 
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hot hot HOTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That sounds quite disturbing!
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Perez the link does not work again!!!! Sort it out please!!!
haha grosss
DUH. DUH. DUH. Nothing about this "juicy" info seems surprising.
I think Katherine Heigl still looks wonderful with no makeup on!!!
lol celebs ugly w/o makeupp..:D
REALLY? YOU THINK SAMANTHA RONSON'S GAY? I'M STILL NOT CONVINCED
Oh great, now I can't take my kids to th grocery store because of this shit being on display. Never mind the fact that the talentless HoHan is doing this for attention.
what about ben and jen??
Not all lesbians strap it on. Women know how and where they feel good and it ain't usually from a strap on.
saMAN looks like Sarah Bel of Ridgefield, CT
So??? What is the big deal? At least she is not dating another one of her loser boyfriends she picks. You go Lindsay!
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i'd let lindsay strap it on.
awwwwwww!! young lezzy love!!
hasn't Ronson been the one giving her cocaine all along anyway?! If lindsey wants to be gay she could atleast do it with someone not BUT FUCKING FUG!!
I wish they would stop posting pictures of celebrities without makeup and making it seem bad if they're not made up every second of the day. Most celebrities still look pretty without anything on. Putting on cosmetics is fun, but it shouldn't define who you are, and believe it or not, you can still be beautiful on the inside.
And we all already knew that Samantha was the man in the relationship.
Nothing wrong with it. It'd be pretty weird if it were the other way around.
ok samantha REALLY looks like a dirty version of Ali Lohan!
he's so stupid. she blantantly wants the attention and hopes to land a richer guy with all this bull-shit.
BIG surprise!
lol….and ALL the credit goes to poppa lohan
Who's the "insider"? Michael?…..lol.
Look at lindsay she looks so happy. Who cares if she is gay/bi? As long as she stays "clean" I am ok with her being a lesbian.
Hey whatever keeps her from fcking her way to the AIDS clinic…
"'bizarre' pact to stay thin."? Lol. That is so shallow and superficial of them. I guess we shouldn't be too surprised. It wont be that hard either with all the cocaine they do.
Can't wait for the sex tape!!!!
THAT FUCKING GIRL LINDSAY IS TROUBLED…..SHE IS A SCUNT!
what a bunch of freaks!
i'm confused as to why they would even put katherine heigl under the "even celebs need help to look fab" category? she still looks great without makeup. i'm also confused as to why they are publisizing celebs without makeup like it's something new.
Since when is the WIFE the passive one? I kick my husband's ass into gear daily! He knows who wears the pants in the family
(although in public we don't admit that!)
Another fine Disney product. Young gals (and guys) are just so confused these days. Hopefully this fad will pass soon.
I am jelous at samantha for having an opportunity with Lindsay!!!!! Lucky ass samantha!!!!!
Awww, a certain little fat Floridian just isn't getting 'fisted' enough, lately.
Sounds like jealousy to me.
Who says "gal pal"? I mean, really, it's worse than "bff" unless "bff" is to mean "Best Fuck Friend". Just say girlfriend, partner, or lover.
"Does La Lohan ever get to strap it on?" Of course Lindsay would get to wear the strap on once in a while, too. Lindsay's just a little bossy, you know.
That is a cute pic of Lindsay and Samantha together.
Re: Donut –
Why can't your children see a picture of lesbians? I would understand if it was a crazy picture with nudity or something but whats the big deal?
Good for them but, I don't want to hear about Linds' sex life… only because SaMANtha is so hideous looking. I shudder just thinking about those two in bed. GAG!
publicityyyyyyyyyy stunt
God I hate saMAN, I want her to just be locked away so Lindsay can get on with her life
Perez, you really disapoint me. As a card-carrying lez, I've gotta tell ya - knock it off with the assumption that one lez wants to "be the man" in a relationship. It's not funny or enlightening to suggest that, and shame on you! Completely ignorant. Retract or face lezzie scorn!
HHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ YEAH!!!!! THIS STORY IS H A W T!!!!!!! IS THERE A SEX TAPE??????
Why is it every summer Lohan is in the news? Is this publicity or something? Weird.
all the lesbian couples I know, there is no "husband" role. They are just two women who are sexually attracted to each other versus men. They don't take on husband/wife roles. Of course they're all lipstick lesbos, but I don't see SaMan being a bulldyke. I think Lindsay is just experimenting anyway, I don't think she is gay.
I sell sex toys..i'd love to hook saMAN and LaLohan up with some good stuff!
www.jessicasweeney.spiceitupparties.net
Yeah I'm a newly fat dyke and having a pact to stay thin is a good call. Just look at poor Christine Marinoni and Cydney Bernard. They got fat and Cynthia and Jodie left them. I say, have a pact to stay either thin or get fat together. Rug muncher out!
We have a Lindsay overkill. Enough is enoug!
I hope she disappears for a while after she has done filming. She could fly to the moon and never come back again. She should also take Paris, Britney, Jessica, Ashlee, Amy, Jennifer, Miley, Mary-Kate and Ashley, etc. with her…..
are they engaged perez?it the engagment just a rumor?
why didn't they say it in the mag?
Lindsey is so gross with all the huge freckles on her body that thats probably all she can get to stay with her after the need for publicity on any boyfriends part evaporates.
This girl is just getting a name for herself. I bet she wouldnt touch that freckled body otherwise either.
They are both desperate and ugly.
On the cover Nicole Richie is a star….why?
i'm sorry, but i think samantha has been good for lindsey. it seems like her life has gotten back together since samantha came into the picture. i think it's great if they are indeed a couple.
AWW COME ON PEREZ, ARE YOU JEALOUS SOMEONE OTHER PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD GET TO BE IN LOVE?.. iM GLAD YOUVE LOST WEIGHT NOW ALL YOU NEED IS A NEW FACE AND SOMEONE WILL SLEEP WITH YOU. WHATEVER, I JUST DONT LIKE HOW YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BE SUCH A FUCKING HATER TO CERTAIN PEOPLE FOR PERSONAL REASONS.. THAT SHIT ISNT RIGHT.
what the fuck? how can you even post this shit and not even notice that it's bullshit…God, you should check your sources… I wonder if you take drugs or if you really are that dumb
Re: t – NO way do I believe that one
Good for them, at least they sound happy and are not on drugs.
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KG is/was the hottest white chick w/o make up. was, she's getting a double chin as she gets older. She was perfect at the end of Rozwell.
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I heart Samantha (and her hot bro). And Lindsay looks better than she has in a long time. Something in this situation is working for them. And I don't understand these people that feel like they have to hide things like this from kids. Just tell the kids "they are together, they are in love. Most couples are boy/girl, but there are other kinds of couples too"
why does she look like Winonna Ryder coming off a 7 day coke binge?
Nobody cares about this as much as Perez "I wanna dick" Hilton, gay himself, and obviously jealous that people out there are actually getting some…
No way that Lindsay is really gay. She has just picked nothing but the worst men lately. She will come back from the dark side don't worry.
I CAN'T BELIEVE LINDSAY IS WITH A CHICK SO FUGLY THAT I CAN'T STROKE ONE OUT TO THE THOUGHT OF THE 2 OF THEM MUNCHING CARPET. CHRIST, I HAVE HIGHER STANDARDS THAN LINDSAY! I JUST HOPE THEY GET CRACKED OUT ENOUGH TO POSE FOR A PENTHOUSE WATERSPORTS LAYOUT. THAT RONSON BROAD HAS PISS MOP WRITTEN ALL OVER HER.
Oh Perez, you have so much to learn. Samantha straps it on.
Kudos to Lindsay for getting it as together as she has with that complete a-hole as a father. He is so gross, and Lindsay should really completely break all relations with him.
I think these two are an adorable couple.
Can't Linsday afford some veneers or something? Her rat teeth REALLY bother me. Makes her look like the hick she really is. And ditch the blonde hair you douche! You look like sh** !!!!!!!
First of all, everyone knows you buy sex toys online.
Secondly, anyone with an ounce of experience in this department knows Lindsay's a dominant femme. She wears the pants/leggings.
Thirdly, Star magazine makes me sad. Just sad.
They don't need a strap on..I'm sure Sam has a dick…he looks like a gay young man
am I the only one who thinks that Samantha looks a LOT like Chris Crocker….???
Lindsay isn't gay, she's just in dire need of female love because her mother doesn't love her. Dina is a narcissist who isn't capable of that, all she cares about is making her daughter's famous for her own selfish needs. Lindsay needs a shrink.
What is the point of a strap on? If you like dick just get the real thing. Weird.
Who ever decided that in every couple there had to be a husband and a wife ? All my lesbian friends would not go for that. If they wanted a husband they would get a guy. Lesbians tend to have partnerships, so no one is the submissive one, no one is dominant. Women should all become lesbians, get rid of being dominated by predator males.
If LL wants to have any sort of career or life, she should squash this publicity pronto. As a real MAN and LESBIAN, I feel totally disrespected by these two losers. What would happen if they were accosted by anyone, big bad SAM would be there to protect LL, NOT!
eww.
i don't like samatha.
but Lindsay strangely reminds me of my cousin…
God you're a fucktard Mario. Lesbians don't as a rule use strap ons OR have husband and wife rolls. You act like you're so well informed but you couldn't be anymore clueless you poor excuse for a poofter!
Julia Roberts is fugly even with makeup. She's white trash no matter how you slice her.
There always got to be a "man" in a lesbian relationship.
ROTFLMAO-
"LezLo & saMAN !!!!! lol!!!!
I want a sex tape pronto!
lindsay is just a bitch who wants attention.
she craves it, thats why she is a "lesbian". i dont buy it, just wait, the next minute they are going to break up and that will be all in the tabloids…exactly like she wanted…then she will go to rehab all over again because she had to do drugs for the heartbreak.
attention whore? i think so.
publicity stunt for about a year..?? u fuckin idiot!! U american people are truley the most stupit people in the world! N to that woman, the one who couln't take her kisz 2 the supermarket, I feel sad for ur children, that they have to grow up with u as their rolemother is a shame. And gay people are not allowed 2 adopt, people like u should not be allowed to give birth!!!! What happened to equallity? Lindsay is cute and bright, Ronson is hot. Whatever they are, leave them alone.. when they r ready to speak they will thust me!
what's the scoop with michael lohan doing a production on cambodia? scary that he's gonna use them now . . .
Re: Brook – Now I understand why I dislike straight people like u!
Re: mia –
IDIOT.. apparently u dont know anyone who's gay .. right.. !?!!??
Re: cherr –
I hope you're joking, otherwise you're seriously ill informed.
I think lesbians are the best thing ever created! more love to the people !!
no surprise there, when you look at them lindsay screams "bottom" and vice versa samantha is obviously the "top"
Thanks Lindsay for coming out of the closet! How in the hell am I ever going to get a BONER watching you in a movie with some guy? Knowing you're a CARPET MUNCHER makes my pecker limp. Way to go Lindsay for ruining my fantasy bitch ….. supposedly the next Marilyn Monroe!!!! Yeah, sure!!!
Re: olivi – your family must be really fucked up.
i am stunned at your ability to say hypocritical things. i love your blog, but come on. if it was some right wing douche bag talking about how samantha ronson was "saMANtha" and they were essentially reiterating hetero roles, you would be calling them homophobic - cause it is. i am disappointed that you feed the ignorant morons that read your blog with language to further hate on gays. i thought you worked at GLAAD, didn't you learn anything about gender expression and identity?
EWWWWW they share bed and buy sex toys i can only say EWWW!!! i used to admire lindsay but not anymore she is mental if she thinks her old fans are going to buy her next cd
im a lesbian! i do not need a strap on perez! i have clitorial orgasms- i dont think i ever had a vaginal orgasm! lol.
These stars are ALL wearing makeup! Not fooling anyone. Tons of base, highlighter & contour. just not mascara, black eyeliner & lipstick. I do it all the time to make others feel bad & envious.
Perez, for someone who is so obviously flaming why don' t you celebrate this romance rather than chiding it? Why not wonder who Madonna will "strap onto" next? Far more interesting what might go on behind those closed doors.
Hey, Perez, whatever makes them happy. Stop trying to sensationalize their twist on a conventional household. Of all people, you should be glad that the world is changing, and sexuality is becoming a non-issue. That is, if you would participate in making it a non-issue.
Lesbianism is the new black. Plus, Lindsay's finally wising up… bettter to hook up with a wealthy dyke who will worship you than a loser douchebag man who will treat you like shit and spend all your money! Lindsay's momma didn't raise no fool!
Love those stars without makeup!!!!!!!!!!!!! best issues. You see they are all makeup and nothing underneath. Must take them hours before they go out. It's FALSE advertising along with body slenders, fake boobs etc etc. makeup is nasty but is a womans best freind along with distance and sunglasses. Ugly dog man faced bitches with no war paint. ha ha ha UGLY
perez we all know Star magazine is full of shit 98% of the time.. COME ON!
If i live to be 100
I will still doubt this romance!
Hey wait, I AM 100 !!!
Rash Manly
Ugh, I hate that old assumption that in gay relationships there is a "husband" and a "wife" - lame. That said, they are a cute couple.