Stinking Up The West End
Filed under: Anglophilia > Josh Hartnett
Josh Hartnett is set to appear in a London stage adaptation of Rainman.
It won't be a musical, sadly.
Hartnett will play the Tom Cruise role from the movie.
The dirty one reportedly said, "It has always been my intent to work on the London stage. It was only when I read the complex character of Charlie Babbitt that I knew the time was right."
Rainman opens in September.
Whatevs.
We still don't get how he scores so many hot chicks!
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: July 1, 2008 at 4:45 pm
yeah he's pretty fugly
Aww, I always like him.
Love PEREZ
its the eyes…that are nice, but he needs to get rid of that molestache
cause hes hott? and FIRST!
i like teapots almost as much as i like the john hartnett
firstttt
Gross
What do u mean you don't know how he scores hot chicks? Do you have vision? Josh is adorable. Perez, you always hate on him. Maybe it's just cuz you wished you looked like him! Josh Harnett is a hottie!!
he looks like a mountain man
gross
Hes alot hotter without the dirtstache. I liked him in Lucky number sleven. Shave Josh…. please?!
he used to be hott….not so much anymoree…
5th wheww
This is not a good photo of him
But you know he really looks MUCH HOTTER than you Perez! Maybe that's why you are SOOO jealous of him?
he's fug - somebody wax that unibrow for him! doesn't he have people to help him w/ that kind of stuff?
He used to be cute…he's alright. He should release a sex tape on the web!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
maybe he's packin…. LOL
because he IS hot….. VERY sexy. so he's a little dirty… that's what showers are for.
He needs to wax the brows and shave the 'stache!!!!!!!! He's hot though!
"We still don't get how he scores so many hot chicks!"
shut up you fat, jealous, never going to go any where fuck!
You misposted, this should be under YUMMY YUMMY SCREW.
Please fix this, kthxbye.
He looks just like Suri Cruise. Wonder why?
Because he's H O T and very masculine. he doesn't look like he needs more time in front of the mirror than a girl.
HOT HOTTER HARTNETT
are you serious perez? He is messy-sexy…..looks like he just woke up from a night in the romp……HOT! Although I'm not diggin on the facial hair….shave it off Josh!
yummy. i like the boys rough and dirty. unlike david beckham's squeaky clean look. blah! josh looks hottt!!!
cuz hes hottt needs to loose the facial hair tho
He has a different look. I like people that aren't typical. He looks Native American to me.
Save your daughter, Suri!!
SEPERATED AT BIRTH!!! JOSH HARTNETT and the trans-girl (MAX) from the L WORD!!!
He scores hot chicks because he's hot! He's not dirty either although, he could do without the facial hair.
I'm going opening night because he's freakin' hot and fabulous!
Lol. Shut up P-Nasy. I am sure he is a very nice boy.
J O S H I S A B E A U T I F U L M A N !
You really dont know perez??
He's gorgeous!!!
He just need to shave a bit.
:D
cause he is friggin HOT!
he scores hot chicks because he's an artist, talented, successful and good-looking all of which perez isn't.
YUM…YUM…YUM…ILL TAKE THAT
I personally love the shaggy look. It's rough–like a real man should be. ;]
Awww acertain fat (untalented) Floridian is jealous…AGAIN!
this guy is hott!!! seriously is everyone blind ???!?!?!?!
Perez usually you are spot on and i agree with you but this one i will have to nay Josh is a hottie!!!!!!!!!! he could lose the mustache though
I hate you for making fun of him so much.
Re: Dak & MN Katie holmes was dating Chris Klein before Tom, not Josh!
And Josh is fucking hot, something Perez will EVER be!
PLEASE STOP REPORTING ON JOSH 'FUGLY' HARTNETT! He's white-bread boring as fukc!
I'm a filthy lezzer and I think he's pretty hot ;>
perez.. watch pearl harbor and then you will understand how beautiful he is
OMG this photo is old. He's fucking hot.
Is Josh Hartnet the same kid that played DJ in "Roseanne"? lol
It's "Rain Man", you moron.
Yeah, what the fuck is that on his face? He looks like some prepubescent boy trying desperately to grow facial hair.
This guy is smarmy and nasty and I've always thought that. But I guess he must have a damn good sense of humor, right? Ha…Make a good movie, asshole, then we'll understand why you get all the chicks.
Ummm… he scores because he's f*cking hot. Deal with it.
dear lord…man, I wonder what your reasons are now…seems like you hate all the guys who don't want to sleep with you (or not even aknowledge your sorry existance) and every girl that has slept with such a guy. he's hot, he's sweet, he's a good actor. I really wonder if you sometimes look into a mirror…no wonder you don't score. He's a good guy…you have no reason to hate on him and your obvious jealousy is getting old and pathetic!
I LOVE HIM. bitches
He was so cute before, now he just looks "dirty". Also, doesn't he look a little like Charles Bronson?
Christ, I can smell him from here. Why does he always look like he stinks? Gross
Neither do I (understand what the attraction is). He was kind of cute in The Faculty–he was young and way too thin, but I thought he would gain a coupla pounds when he got older. Guess the drugs won't let him. He's FUG!
Why do so many guys in Hwood thinks its cool to look dirty: Johnny Depp, Justin Timberlake, this guy Josh, Brody Jenner, and there are so many more. Most of them, clean up really well, but they look like shit when they adapt this grunge look, and I can't look at them as being attractive anymore afterwards. Ewww.
its because he's freakin hot.
Hi Perez.. I think you are so off the mark about Josh.. HE IS HOT HOT HOT!!
EWWWW! He was so fucking hot! What happened? That Pearl Harbor movie was a disaster in more ways than one!!!
It's called symmetry Perez, Josh Harnett is attractive because of his good symmetrical facial features. Study it Perez.
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He used to be hot, I liked him in Wicker Park. But lately, not so much. It doesn't help that he always looks like he has pubes on his face.
he is gorgeous in person, i've seen him walking around soho, ny and he's delic.
I LLLOOOOVVVEEE this man! Sexy as hell, and his voice is so gravelly, he's just so hot to me!
Perez… he isn't bad looking at all. He just needs to groom his facial hair, perhaps into a goatee and cut his hair. He'd be smoking then.
EW, WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS FACE? I always thought he was hot…but not n this pic. the stache needs to go!
no and you never will!
hes hot
wtf??!! he's hooooottt, he looks like rafa nadal, my future husband
He has a mucho grande pinga, that's how.
geez what the fuck happened to him????? he was smoking fucking hot in The Faculty and 40 days and 40 nights. I dunno what the hell he has done to himself. He is fugly as hell now. He needs to go back to the old look.
You'd have to be good looking yourself to understand how he gets the chicks. Looking like you, no…you wouldn't understand.
He gets hot chicks because he DESERVES THEM!!!!!!!
This man can blow his snot in my yogurt and I'd eat it up–after I licked his smelly pits out.
Look at yourself in the mirror!! You freaking fatso balsero!
God, you think too much of yourself! You are butt ugly, stupid, fat and cuban!!!!
you people only talk about Castro and the communism. What a bunch of ignorant people!!
Because he is very cute…he was hot in Virgin Suicides.
haha, sounds like someone is jealous…
because he's sexy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
u cant always be mr clean perez,
ya gotta get down and dirty sometimes!!!
chubby
I don't get it either. He has slits for eyes and on occassion you will see a brown eye appear.
OMG, he looks like Suri!
ad he is going o play Tom's part?!
Creepy.
"Kate" slept around before she became a robot, so perhaps, Suri is the answer to 'how an infertile man can have a child with a robot.
I'm surprised this guy's sex life hasn't been front page fodder for the tabloids yet!
He's been in every gay bar in the east village lookin and takin home ass! He must pay well to keep this so hush hush!
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I'll tell you why he scores so many chicks…actually I won't. Go rent "40 Days and Nights" and go find out for yourself. He can dirty me up anytime.
watch pearl harbor!
He would look sooooooooo good if he cut his hair short and shaved off that facial hair!!!
He's so nasty and fugly it's not even funny, and the "facial hair…if you can call it that" is revolting, don't have facial hair if you can't grow any, fuckin trailer trash
Would someone PLEASE give him a BATH!!!
How do you spell HAS-BEEN…wait. How do you spell NEVER-WAS? Loser.
What do you mean by the Tom Cruise role?
Maybe Cuz his got tallent, a nice personality and his hot to me….not such a great pic of him though….why dont you put up a nicer one of him.
I don't understand why you call him "the dirty one" or your comment that you don't get why he scores so many hot chicks. Listen carefully Mario: it's not all about how a person looks (fortunately for you), there's something called a personality too (unfortunately for you).
cause hes so fecking hot
He is hot. Thats why he can get all those girls.
No no no! Lose the facial hair NOW!
ok seriously? He's freaking gorgeous! Do you not remember Pearl Harbor…..oh my god I had dreams about him for months!
see the commercial of the perfume emporio armani diamonds for men
VERY HOTNETT
I think he's cute.. But he could lose the pubes on his face..
30 days of night is so amazing….. and very handsome
UMM he's HOT! Love Him!!