Stinking Up The West End

Filed under: Anglophilia > Josh Hartnett

Josh Hartnett is set to appear in a London stage adaptation of Rainman.

It won't be a musical, sadly.

Hartnett will play the Tom Cruise role from the movie.

The dirty one reportedly said, "It has always been my intent to work on the London stage. It was only when I read the complex character of Charlie Babbitt that I knew the time was right."

Rainman opens in September.

Whatevs.

We still don't get how he scores so many hot chicks!

[Image via WENN.]

Posted: Jul 1, 2008 at 4:45 pm / Email this »

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kiounne says – reply to this

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yeah he's pretty fugly
Karol says – reply to this

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Aww, I always like him.
Love PEREZ
bob says – reply to this

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its the eyes…that are nice, but he needs to get rid of that molestache
first says – reply to this

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cause hes hott? and FIRST!
KIKI says – reply to this

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i like teapots almost as much as i like the john hartnett
haha says – reply to this

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firstttt
Jo says – reply to this

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Gross
CHOON says – reply to this

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What do u mean you don't know how he scores hot chicks? Do you have vision? Josh is adorable. Perez, you always hate on him. Maybe it's just cuz you wished you looked like him! Josh Harnett is a hottie!!
cici says – reply to this

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he looks like a mountain man
gross
Potis says – reply to this

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Hes alot hotter without the dirtstache. I liked him in Lucky number sleven. Shave Josh…. please?!
oh my says – reply to this

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he used to be hott….not so much anymoree…
Fugly says – reply to this

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5th wheww
Atika says – reply to this

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This is not a good photo of him
But you know he really looks MUCH HOTTER than you Perez! Maybe that's why you are SOOO jealous of him?
ksbw says – reply to this

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he's fug - somebody wax that unibrow for him! doesn't he have people to help him w/ that kind of stuff?
Ron says – reply to this

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He used to be cute…he's alright. He should release a sex tape on the web!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MissM says – reply to this

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maybe he's packin…. LOL
kris says – reply to this

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because he IS hot….. VERY sexy. so he's a little dirty… that's what showers are for.
sam says – reply to this

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He needs to wax the brows and shave the 'stache!!!!!!!! He's hot though!
lilia says – reply to this

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"We still don't get how he scores so many hot chicks!"

shut up you fat, jealous, never going to go any where fuck!
Beth says – reply to this

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You misposted, this should be under YUMMY YUMMY SCREW.

Please fix this, kthxbye.
Dak says – reply to this

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He looks just like Suri Cruise. Wonder why?
ALI says – reply to this

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Because he's H O T and very masculine. he doesn't look like he needs more time in front of the mirror than a girl.

HOT HOTTER HARTNETT
Me says – reply to this

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are you serious perez? He is messy-sexy…..looks like he just woke up from a night in the romp……HOT! Although I'm not diggin on the facial hair….shave it off Josh!
jenny says – reply to this

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yummy. i like the boys rough and dirty. unlike david beckham's squeaky clean look. blah! josh looks hottt!!!
kris says – reply to this

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cuz hes hottt needs to loose the facial hair tho
Lexie says – reply to this

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He has a different look. I like people that aren't typical. He looks Native American to me.
MW says – reply to this

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Save your daughter, Suri!!
23019 says – reply to this

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SEPERATED AT BIRTH!!! JOSH HARTNETT and the trans-girl (MAX) from the L WORD!!!
Nicol says – reply to this

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He scores hot chicks because he's hot! He's not dirty either although, he could do without the facial hair.
JoKat says – reply to this

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I'm going opening night because he's freakin' hot and fabulous!
Pritz says – reply to this

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Lol. Shut up P-Nasy. I am sure he is a very nice boy.
VIA says – reply to this

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J O S H I S A B E A U T I F U L M A N !
GInaa says – reply to this

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You really dont know perez??
He's gorgeous!!!
He just need to shave a bit.
:D
rach says – reply to this

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cause he is friggin HOT!
perez says – reply to this

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he scores hot chicks because he's an artist, talented, successful and good-looking all of which perez isn't.
NOFUK says – reply to this

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YUM…YUM…YUM…ILL TAKE THAT
LAURE says – reply to this

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I personally love the shaggy look. It's rough–like a real man should be. ;]
Pink says – reply to this

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Awww acertain fat (untalented) Floridian is jealous…AGAIN!
virgi says – reply to this

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this guy is hott!!! seriously is everyone blind ???!?!?!?!
lcj says – reply to this

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Perez usually you are spot on and i agree with you but this one i will have to nay Josh is a hottie!!!!!!!!!! he could lose the mustache though
brand says – reply to this

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I hate you for making fun of him so much.
Molly says – reply to this

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Re: Dak & MN Katie holmes was dating Chris Klein before Tom, not Josh!

And Josh is fucking hot, something Perez will EVER be!
xusze says – reply to this

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PLEASE STOP REPORTING ON JOSH 'FUGLY' HARTNETT! He's white-bread boring as fukc!
t says – reply to this

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I'm a filthy lezzer and I think he's pretty hot ;>
fran says – reply to this

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perez.. watch pearl harbor and then you will understand how beautiful he is
3213 says – reply to this

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OMG this photo is old. He's fucking hot.
hsd says – reply to this

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Is Josh Hartnet the same kid that played DJ in "Roseanne"? lol
David says – reply to this

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It's "Rain Man", you moron.
Lola says – reply to this

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Yeah, what the fuck is that on his face? He looks like some prepubescent boy trying desperately to grow facial hair.

This guy is smarmy and nasty and I've always thought that. But I guess he must have a damn good sense of humor, right? Ha…Make a good movie, asshole, then we'll understand why you get all the chicks.
Jenn says – reply to this

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Ummm… he scores because he's f*cking hot. Deal with it.
hahah says – reply to this

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dear lord…man, I wonder what your reasons are now…seems like you hate all the guys who don't want to sleep with you (or not even aknowledge your sorry existance) and every girl that has slept with such a guy. he's hot, he's sweet, he's a good actor. I really wonder if you sometimes look into a mirror…no wonder you don't score. He's a good guy…you have no reason to hate on him and your obvious jealousy is getting old and pathetic!
Moni says – reply to this

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I LOVE HIM. bitches
gege says – reply to this

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He was so cute before, now he just looks "dirty". Also, doesn't he look a little like Charles Bronson?
Kitty says – reply to this

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Christ, I can smell him from here. Why does he always look like he stinks? Gross
Misah says – reply to this

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Neither do I (understand what the attraction is). He was kind of cute in The Faculty–he was young and way too thin, but I thought he would gain a coupla pounds when he got older. Guess the drugs won't let him. He's FUG!
SHAVE says – reply to this

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Why do so many guys in Hwood thinks its cool to look dirty: Johnny Depp, Justin Timberlake, this guy Josh, Brody Jenner, and there are so many more. Most of them, clean up really well, but they look like shit when they adapt this grunge look, and I can't look at them as being attractive anymore afterwards. Ewww.
britt says – reply to this

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its because he's freakin hot.
JASON says – reply to this

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Hi Perez.. I think you are so off the mark about Josh.. HE IS HOT HOT HOT!!
kona says – reply to this

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EWWWW! He was so fucking hot! What happened? That Pearl Harbor movie was a disaster in more ways than one!!!
Jessi says – reply to this

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It's called symmetry Perez, Josh Harnett is attractive because of his good symmetrical facial features. Study it Perez.
Jane Doe says – reply to this

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Alibe says – reply to this

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He used to be hot, I liked him in Wicker Park. But lately, not so much. It doesn't help that he always looks like he has pubes on his face.
Monst says – reply to this

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he is gorgeous in person, i've seen him walking around soho, ny and he's delic.
nonam says – reply to this

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I LLLOOOOVVVEEE this man! Sexy as hell, and his voice is so gravelly, he's just so hot to me!
sm says – reply to this

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Perez… he isn't bad looking at all. He just needs to groom his facial hair, perhaps into a goatee and cut his hair. He'd be smoking then.
cath says – reply to this

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EW, WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS FACE? I always thought he was hot…but not n this pic. the stache needs to go!
jane says – reply to this

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no and you never will!
PrincessAndrea says – reply to this

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hes hot
jj says – reply to this

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wtf??!! he's hooooottt, he looks like rafa nadal, my future husband
marco says – reply to this

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He has a mucho grande pinga, that's how.
ya wh says – reply to this

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geez what the fuck happened to him????? he was smoking fucking hot in The Faculty and 40 days and 40 nights. I dunno what the hell he has done to himself. He is fugly as hell now. He needs to go back to the old look.
Told says – reply to this

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You'd have to be good looking yourself to understand how he gets the chicks. Looking like you, no…you wouldn't understand.
Alix says – reply to this

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He gets hot chicks because he DESERVES THEM!!!!!!!
david-0-selznick says – reply to this

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This man can blow his snot in my yogurt and I'd eat it up–after I licked his smelly pits out.
esy says – reply to this

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Look at yourself in the mirror!! You freaking fatso balsero!

God, you think too much of yourself! You are butt ugly, stupid, fat and cuban!!!!
you people only talk about Castro and the communism. What a bunch of ignorant people!!
Kimbe says – reply to this

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Because he is very cute…he was hot in Virgin Suicides.
toyou says – reply to this

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haha, sounds like someone is jealous…
cass says – reply to this

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because he's sexy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
u cant always be mr clean perez,
ya gotta get down and dirty sometimes!!!
Kathryn says – reply to this

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chubby
kathi says – reply to this

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I don't get it either. He has slits for eyes and on occassion you will see a brown eye appear.
OMG says – reply to this

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OMG, he looks like Suri!
ad he is going o play Tom's part?!
Creepy.
"Kate" slept around before she became a robot, so perhaps, Suri is the answer to 'how an infertile man can have a child with a robot.
Chet says – reply to this

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I'm surprised this guy's sex life hasn't been front page fodder for the tabloids yet!
He's been in every gay bar in the east village lookin and takin home ass! He must pay well to keep this so hush hush!
fest says – reply to this

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m.y.s.p.a.c.e.c.o.m./.f.e.s.t.i.v.a.l.o.f.w.h.e.e.l.s.
Moniq says – reply to this

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I'll tell you why he scores so many chicks…actually I won't. Go rent "40 Days and Nights" and go find out for yourself. He can dirty me up anytime.
ish says – reply to this

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watch pearl harbor!
linda says – reply to this

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He would look sooooooooo good if he cut his hair short and shaved off that facial hair!!!
Shawn says – reply to this

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He's so nasty and fugly it's not even funny, and the "facial hair…if you can call it that" is revolting, don't have facial hair if you can't grow any, fuckin trailer trash
Mark says – reply to this

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Would someone PLEASE give him a BATH!!!
becky says – reply to this

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How do you spell HAS-BEEN…wait. How do you spell NEVER-WAS? Loser.
asiam says – reply to this

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What do you mean by the Tom Cruise role?
Cinz says – reply to this

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Maybe Cuz his got tallent, a nice personality and his hot to me….not such a great pic of him though….why dont you put up a nicer one of him.
Marky says – reply to this

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I don't understand why you call him "the dirty one" or your comment that you don't get why he scores so many hot chicks. Listen carefully Mario: it's not all about how a person looks (fortunately for you), there's something called a personality too (unfortunately for you).
klisa says – reply to this

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cause hes so fecking hot
Deli says – reply to this

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He is hot. Thats why he can get all those girls.
Meri says – reply to this

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No no no! Lose the facial hair NOW!
Whitn says – reply to this

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ok seriously? He's freaking gorgeous! Do you not remember Pearl Harbor…..oh my god I had dreams about him for months!
Sun says – reply to this

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see the commercial of the perfume emporio armani diamonds for men

VERY HOTNETT
Tinna says – reply to this

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I think he's cute.. But he could lose the pubes on his face..
jen says – reply to this

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30 days of night is so amazing….. and very handsome
Dee says – reply to this

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UMM he's HOT! Love Him!!