Cruise Curse
Filed under: Broadway Babies > Tom Cruise > Katie Holmes
Looks like being married to Tom Cruise is doing nothing for Katie Holmes' 'career'.
According to new reports, Broadway insiders say that early signs reveal that there's no public interest in seeing Katie on the Great White Way as Ann Deever in All My Sons.
Sources involved in the production are reportedly beginning to fret that ticket sales aren't going to be as strong as they'd hoped.
Some people say Katie should get naked on stage, like the ex-Mrs. Tom Cruise, Nicole Kidman, in the successful Broadway run of The Blue Room.
Sounds like a good idea to us…that would definitely help generate interest!
Behind the scenes, the All My Sons cast and crew are buzzing about the confidentiality agreement they've all been forced to sign. Looks like Katie's Scientology handlers don't want anything crazy to get out!
The report also says that Tom Cruise has been 'putting out feelers to theater producers' about doing a Broadway play, too.
Cruise is asserted to be in, 'career recovery, which usually means a visit to Broadway at some point.'
We agree with that point!
[Image via Mavrix Online.]
First!
Cruise is Crazy!
she opted out of dark knight - what a moron
She seems less human now she is with Tom
HAHAH! How can you say he's done nothing for her career?! She became infinitely more famous after she married him. Before that she was just another struggling actress. Call him what you will but he sure gets the attention.
cuz tom is the devil and katie selled her soul. DUH. her career will be NOTHING.
7th
it's wrong to take pleasure in watching or wishing someone's demise, but i just can't help it. it gives me sheer delight to see these cretanthetans crumble.
How dumb are they? NO one is interested in Katie Holmes doing anything, plays or movies. She's only famous because she married Tom.
Re: rebec – BITCH SHUT UP. Obviously, they mean her career as her actress. They dont mean her career as his wife. Two different things feefard.
Katie Holmes is way too boring, i can't think of any movie that she has done that is worth seeing. . .Why would anyone wants to see her in theater??????
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she should wear longer drezzez 2/cover up that uglyshit…
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I hate her…her ”'fakenezz””….
Mrz. Fakenezz..and Mr. tomkitten….
I love that nobody wants to see Katie on Broadway!!!!!!!! $cientology celebrities are going down!
TOM CRUISE HAS NO ONE ELSE TO BLAME BUT HIMSELF!!!!
She must divorce him already and get her money
Are you kidding me, Perez ??
She is an A lister now. She was a C or D lister before Tom Cruise.
She can't act. After Dawson's Creek - it would have been OVER for
her. However, she met Tom Cruise and the rest is History.
love her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!leave her alone already!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
look how stoned she is…..
she sold her soul to the devil….
I hope itz worth it…
coz ain't nothin az good az it seemz….
and look [[☼☼]] how shez standing…..
the azzfuk thinkz shez hott………………EFFEN NOTTTTTTTT.]]
Does anyone actually like broadway shows? I thought that only gay men enjoy that kind of shit.
Yawn
Sick, look how far her eyes are apart. She looks like she came out
of "The Hills Have Eyes."
Whatever career she had going was killed by her involvement with Cruise. She's nobody and dating Tom Cruise does NOT make her a somebody. She's a retarded stepford wive.
Whatever career she had going was killed by her involvement with Cruise. She's nobody and dating Tom Cruise does NOT make her a somebody. She's a retarded stepford wife.
Re: Lulu –
Are you from ohio?
She is just a whore, plain and simple. . . . why else would she would have married Tom Cruise
I am just ready for Suri to lose the bottle! I would have no interest in seeing Katie in ANYTHING. Maybe another Marathon…………
Re: Ohio –
No, I'm South African
Re: SAM –
You mean half-marathon! LOL!
People are just broke right now.
A no talent who grew up and married Tom Cruise, now she has no talent and married to a psycho. NO interest in seeing her on screen or on stage.
Cruise's career is so over.
She is MAD hawt. Scientologist or not, she would be one great lay. DAMN…..
those are some ugly knees missy.
get help.
Geez….this play has John Lithgow and Diane Weist (sp?) two great actors. I can't believe they got stuck with little Miss Thetan who got the part because of her husband. I would travel to NY to see those two, but honsestly, I think most people are turned off by paying big $$ (more than usual) for a Used to be TV actress.
She is adorable. Now a weirdo, but i love her haircut. So mod.
oops, I meant "HONESTLY!"
BOYCOTT anything these freaks do,maybe they will get the hint.
She should do one of those 40065 guy gang bangs…maybe the Scientologists ship crew.
Parts of this text were lifted from NYPost - you need to cite your references if you're going to plagiarise them!
I know Tom doesn't need the $$ from making anymore films but it's gotta really be a blow to his huge ego that the public doesn't want to see his films anymore. His wife is just arm candy and looks like she'd rather be anywhere else than being pulled along by her freak husband on the red carpet.
I love her hair! That bob is so cute! Rumer Willis should try it.
Putting out feelers…………………did they really say that?! Goddam aliens screw everything up >:(
(AKA: TOM CRUISES FOR COCKS : -p)
………PEREZIOUS, YOU REALLY SHOULD HAVE FILED THIS, ALONG WITH ANY MENTION OF TOMASINA CRUISE'S CAREER, UNDER "R.I.P."! HIS CINEMA MEGASTAR DAYS ARE LONG OVER; AND ANY FREAK FOOLISH ENOUGH TO FOLLOW HIS POISONOUS LEAD WILL HAVE A CAREER DEAD ON ARRIVAL. THE LITTLE CLOSET CASE POOF SELF DESTRUCTED AND HE IS NOT, NOT, NOT GOING TO BE RESURRECTED.
…..THE CAREERS OF BOTH ARE "MISSION IMPOSSIBLE IV"…TSK TSK.
…..GOOD RIDDANCE TO HIM, HIS VILE CULT, HIS VACUOUS AND MONOMANIACAL PERSONALITY, HIS PUBLIC PERSONNA, AND THE HORRID CABAL THAT HE SURROUNDS HIMSELF WITH. LET THE LITTLE FUCKER BEAM UP TO XENU'S SPACESHIP AND 'CRUISE' ON BACK TO THE GALACTIC FEDERATION WITH KATIEBOT AND THAT LITTLE CLONE SURI. YUUUUUUUUUUUUUK!
I hope the play is a short run because I see it sucking.
Broadway is not Hollywood. The Broadway audience is more critical.
Just having a big name doesn't mean big ticket sales.
It's one thing to waste money on a bad movie, another thing to waste money on a bad play. Right now, Kate is only famous as Tom's Stepford Wife. Her acting career took a nose dive.
We are looking at the next Kate Capshaw.
Re: iueyt – She is butt ugly.I have searched her photo on " buttugly.Com " . It is said that she is seeking casual relationship but i do not believe that!
she's stupid… with a typical american sorority girl look… who wants to see her on b'way? only the dumb tourists and hill billies…
Marrying Tom helped her to become a C lister (she was a D lister before, at best).
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Tom can't make her a goood actress. This one is definitely not his fault.
Serves her right.
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She married forfame and fortune, instead of making it on her own. It's a great lesson for women.
Katie has no personality, character or talent. Why would anyone pay money to watch her?!
Who'd want to see her play when you can see Daniel Radcliffe (Hary Potter) in Equus.
No one cares about Katie Holmes.
Nicole Kidman is a class act, a brilliant actress who takes risks and go for unconventional parts.
She also happens to be one of the most beautiful woman in the world.
Why do you even compare her to Robo-Katie- boring- Holmes?
Her career was never all that much anyway, was it?
These producers have to be total idiots. Who in their right mind would think that Katie Holmes will draw audience?
I'd paid to see Tom on Broadway despite his craziness. Not Katie though. Her acting is very average. She has no charisma either.
I don't know if it is because shes with Tom, or that the scientology made her seem so crazy, but I am DEF glad shes not in the dark knight. I love heath ledger but I would have skipped this movie if she was in it. She is just freaky, it seems like shes brain washed. I'm staying far far away…
Pretty dress.
HEY IT'S JOHN STALL THE WONDERPOPE! sez…
UM, BROADWAY IS FOR ACTORS, NOT FOR CELEB-U-TARDS THE LIKES OF MISS THOMMY CRUISE!!! HE COULD HOWEVER REPLACE RYAN IDOL (PROBABLY THE ONE GAY PORN STAR HE HASN'T BOTTOMED FOR) IN THE PLAY SET IN THE GAY BATH-HOUSE CALLED "THE RITZ," THE VENUE WHICH IS THE OLD STUDIO 54. AND TCFC, speaking of IDOLS–you are one of
MINE–ALONG WITH THE EVER-DELIGHTFUL, WITTILY INSIGHTFUL RADICAL QUEEN!!!
what the heck happened to her knees??
Hey! She's not slouched down three or four inches in this photo. Snicker.
Re: TCFC – Re: JSTWP – RADICAL QUEEN SAYS……………………………. DAHHHLINGS, HERE I AM !!!! SORRY….I'VE BEEN BUSY ! ANYWAY………….. DO YOU THINK THERE ARE ENOUGH CRAZY SCIENTOLOTURDS AROUND TO KEEP A PLAY STARRING "STICK IT IN MY BUTT CRUISE" FROM IMMEDIATELY BOMBING ???? WELL …I HAVE TO ADMIT, THAT I WOULD PROBABLY GO SEE A PLAY STARRING THAT BASTARD IF I WERE IN NEW YORK, BUT ONLY IF THEY'D ALLOW ME TO CARRY IN A LARGE BASKET OF ROTTED TOMATOES WITH WHICH TO PELT THE CRAZY KULT OBSESSED, CLOSET CASE, ASS WIPE WITH.
i liked her better when she wasnt hypnotized by the cult!
Re: RAD Q – JOHN STALL THE WONDERPOPE sez…
HONEYPIE!!! SURELY A PLAY FEATURING MZ THOMMY COULD SELL OUT FOR MONTHS WITH JUST HIS AND MISSSSSCARRIAGE'S (SPELLING CREDIT TO RQ, SO BRILLIANT YOU ARE TO INCLUDE DAVEY'S LLLLLIIIIIISSSSP WHENEVER DEIGNING TO MENTION HIS NAME!) DONKEY-DONGED, STIFF AS A BOARD TOTAL POWERTOPS ALONE!!! OH MY THAT WAS DIVINE, IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF AND I MUST ENGAGE IN AN ICY SHOWER THIS INSTANT! LATERZ……….
WHAT A STUPID COMMENT PEREZ…JUST SEEKING TO GENERATE NASTY RUMORS…"Looks like Katie's Scientology handlers don't want anything crazy to get out!" YOU ARE SO LAME AND I AM SURE SHE HAS NO "HANDLERS",HAS THE BEST LIFE,DOES WHAT SHE WANTS AND IS SANER THAN YOU WILL EVER BE…..HAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
It's only a matter of time before her tits are saggier than her knees.
Re: JSTWP – PERHAPS YOU'RE RIGHT DEAR………..BUT AS SAID POWER TOPS WOULDN'T ACTUALLY BE FUCKING EITHER ONE OF THESE TWO DISGUSTING TOTAL COCK RECEPTICLES…MEERLY WATCHING "STICK IT IN MY BUTT CRUISE" BUTCHER THE ART OF ACTING, I DON'T KNOW IF THEY'D BE WILLING TO SHOW UP. OF COURSE MISSSSSCARRIAGE AND CRUISE SOULD OFFER TO "PULL TRAINS" AFTER EVERY PERFORMANCE, AND THAT MIGHT ENCOURAGE THEIR TOPS TO SHOW UP.
Re: tal – AND TELL ME YOU FUCKING KUNT….WHICH SCIENTOLOSHIT CENTER DID YOU POST FROM……..YOU OBVIOUS BITCH !!!!!!!!!!!!
Can someone tell me how Katie got so freakin tall?….in Dawsons creek she didnt tower over anyone and in the movie Phonebooth she looked no more then 5-6, what the hell happened?
If Cockbag Cruise doesn't want anyone 'talking' then keep wifey and yourself locked up somewhere. Trust me, you'll be doing everyone a favor! He really thinks he runs the world. SHIT!!! Just when I though I couldn't hate somebody even more… this douchebag goes and proves me wrong!
That quote about the handlers is from the NY Post, not Perez. Don't blame him, this time.
Re: tal –
……..MY GOD ALMIGHTY…WHAT COLOR IS THE SKY IN YOUR WORLD, YOU SILLY TWIT? …OR SILLY ASS-LICKING PLANT!
………TOMASINA'S LEGAL GOON SQUAD DESCENDED ON BROADWAY LIKE A PLAGUE OF LOCUST TO "HANDLE" EVERY ASPECT OF HER APPEARANCE-TO-BE. SHE HAS BEEN 'MANAGED' BY THAT REPUGNANT, CLOSETED-FUDGE-PACKING, STRUTTING HOWLER MONKEY FROM DAY ONE.
……..THE OUT-OF-CONTROL GIGGLING, COUCH-JUMPING, FINGER-WAGGING, HOLIER-THAN-THOU MIDGET IS A TESTAMENT TO NEUROTIC OBSESSIVE CONTROL WHEN IT COMES TO HIS FRUIT FLY "KATIEBOT"! IF THESE TWO ARE YOUR EXAMPLES OF SELF-CONTROL, PERSONAL SUCCESS AND WELL-GROUNDEDNESS…..THEN YOU SHOULD FORGET THEIR ADVICE TO EXERCISE AND TAKE VITAMINS; YOU SHOULD GO STRAIGHT FOR THE PROZAC AND TAKE LOTS OF IT.
……..THIS CRUISE "FAMILY" (*IN THE TRADITION OF "ADAMS FAMILY" OR "MANSON FAMILY") IS MORE AND MORE LIKE A BOIL ON THE ASS OF OUR DERRANGED POP CULTURE AND, MORE AND MORE, THEY NEED TO BE LANCED AND REMOVED FOREVER. THEY ARE ONLY ONE RUNG BEHIND MICHAEL JACKSON ON THE FREAK WHEEL AND THEY ARE MOVING UP QUICKLY.
…….OH BY THE WAY…..TOMASINA AND KATIEBOT'S LACK OF BELIEF IN 'CLINICAL DEPRESSION' ONLY TELLS THE PUBLIC ONE THING: THEY, UNLIKE MANY POOR DUPES IN THE PUBLIC, DIDN'T SIT THROUGH 'MAD MONEY' OR 'LIONS FOR LAMBS'….. PUUUUUUUUUUUUKE!
Re: tal – LISTEN UP YOU BARELY COHERENT
SCI-INTOLERANT-WHORE!!! CHECK YOURSELF INTO A 90 DAY
DE-PROGRAMMING CENTER PRONTO, OTHERWISE YOUR DAYS WILL BE FILLED CLIPPING THE TAX-FREE VERDANT LAWNS