Even Better Than The Real Thing

Filed under: Tyra Banks

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Madame Tussauds in Washington D.C. unveiled a new wax figure of Tyra Banks on Wednesday.

When the fake you looks better than the actual you….

It's time to go in there with a machete and chop that bitch's head off!

[Photo via Getty Images.]

    Posted: Jul 2, 2008 at 4:19 pm / Email this  »

    159 comments to “Even Better Than The Real Thing”

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    1. 101

      She looks like she smells something very, very bad, but is trying like hell not to let it show.

    2. Kandy says – reply to this


      102

      Perez—you're an ASS!!!!

    3. Josh says – reply to this


      103

      i love trya

    4. Fierc says – reply to this


      104

      Smiling with her eyes….Madame Tussauds takes their job seriously.

    5. Vanes says – reply to this


      105

      hahaha why is she white????

    6. rhy3 says – reply to this


      106

      "It's time to go in there with a machete and chop that bitch's head off!" -What the f*** is THAT supposed to mean, Perez??? It's quite homicidal-sounding. The wax figure is strikingly similar, but the real Tyra is more gorgeous than ever.



    7. 107

      She look's mad. And like a cracker. And they should have laid bare that trademark forehead of hers. And those trademark hips.
      This MAYBE looks like her in her prime. And if she were white.

    8. Shots says – reply to this


      108

      I think she's beautiful in real life.

    9. splif says – reply to this


      109

      tyra has beautiful bone structure, her glossed up pics look a lot like this wax figure. obviously this is the model body, but tyra is built now and i think its great.

    10. Maddi says – reply to this


      110

      Perez, you are a piece of fucking shit. That wax figure looks EXACTLY LIKE TYRA. Not better, not worse. You're obviously insanely jealous of Tyra's beauty, and you should be. She looks better than anything a plastic surgeon could do to you. Actually, everyone looks better than you. But Tyra's still beautiful.

    11. truth says – reply to this


      111

      What are you talking about Perez?? Tyra looks prettier than that wax figure, you're just jealous cause your fat ass you will never be in that museum and you will NEVER be as successful as her.

    12. me says – reply to this


      112

      Re: j-b
      LOL!!! that comment just made my day.

    13. sarah says – reply to this


      113

      stop hating on tyra all the time you fat piece of shit

    14. Damf says – reply to this


      114

      well, the wax figure make her look like a real women, no that ass hole that all we know!!!

    15. Emmy says – reply to this


      115

      Please pay your respects to Ruslana Korshunova at her official tribute page on myspace: /RuslanaKorshunova

      Peace And Love,
      Emmy

    16. l says – reply to this


      116

      QUESTION: if no one can "no longer stand" tyra and she's "obnoxious", why are her tv shows so darn successful?

      i'm just curious.

      each time there is a post about tyra on this site, there are an onslaught of negative comments. apparently, these tyra bashers are in the minority but they still watch her tv shows and read her magazine features and blog entries. if you hate her so much, why don't you just ignore her and any mention about her - or anyone you despise, for that matter?

      discuss.

    17. Tiffa says – reply to this


      117

      I like it. It just needs to be darker and it'll be right.

      Lol @ y'all dissing Perez.
      His funny looking self deserves it.

    18. EP says – reply to this


      118

      Fake, but still looking great.

    19. dontb says – reply to this


      119

      This bitch got #2 or 3 for best tits in the IE on KCAL radio. She's so over baked… (crunchy)

    20. Smirk says – reply to this


      120

      It's easier to melt the last 25 lbs. off a wax figure before you dress it.

    21. ally says – reply to this


      121

      hahaha. id melt the thing with a blow torch.
      then be like "whos the bitch now!"

    22. ally says – reply to this


      122

      The nose looks bigger than Tyra's real nose duncha think?



    23. 123

      she looks more like Kathy Lee Griffin in the face to me. lawl.

    24. Elba says – reply to this


      124

      Looks just like her.

    25. Diva says – reply to this


      125

      Thought that WAS her… sorry, Perez. Coming from someone who likes to point out other people's flaws, I will say this to you.. with Tyra, you are soooo off. It's obvious there's something else going on between you guys.. Maybe a little jealousy? Because she's a beautiful woman….

      However, I would've LOVED it if they had done her wax figure in that one bathing suit she wore when she said, "Kiss My Fat Ass!!".

    26. MiJac says – reply to this


      126

      Oh, look. It's white Tyra.
      Maybe she's penning a book entitled 'White Like Me.'
      Let's all sing together! "Ebon-eeee and I-vor-eeee…."

    27. Kathe says – reply to this


      127

      Fierce! FerOSH!
      Fierce! FerOSH!
      Fierce! FerOSH!
      Fierce! FerOSH!
      Fierce! FerOSH!
      Fierce! FerOSH!

    28. Senor says – reply to this


      128

      New from Ronco…. THE TRANNY CANDLE!!!!

    29. becky says – reply to this


      129

      That wax figure looks like Tyra Banks like I look like Oprah Winfrey…ew…I have to go wash my brain with a Brillo pad on that one.

    30. MB says – reply to this


      130

      Wow, that looks so real! Perez, you need to stop criticizing people! It's not like you look better than even half the people you pick on!

    31. Alex says – reply to this


      131

      That doll seems more real than Tyra herself XP

      How hard can it be to make a doll of a person who always look exactly the same?

      Stare + pout = Tyra Banks



    32. 132

      She looks good

    33. vivi says – reply to this


      133

      She's not smiling with her eyes hard enough!

    34. M says – reply to this


      134

      I think Tyra looks much better in real! The wax thang, kinda looks off. Especially the face.

    35. HoHoH says – reply to this


      135

      Tyra WISHES her body looked like this. Wax Tyra is about 50lbs thinner than cellulite Tyra.

    36. kevin says – reply to this


      136

      I THINK SHE LOOKS JUST LIKE THIS WAX DOLL

    37. rosey says – reply to this


      137

      C'mon, the girl starved herself for DECADES in the modeling industry…..let her enjoy being normal for a change! She's gorgeous, regardless of her weight!

    38. LINDA says – reply to this


      138

      Why does PEREZ dislike HER?
      She always has Homosexuals on her Tv Show!?

    39. walma says – reply to this


      139

      Re: j-b – F U

    40. chaa says – reply to this


      140

      she looks far 2 white

    41. Brune says – reply to this


      141

      "When the fake you looks better than the actual you….

      It's time to go in there with a machete and chop that bitch's head off!"

      Are you havin a laugh Perez?? Gettin the green eyed monster out cause shes higher on the celeb list than you… Tyra has been in the limelight for ages… The girl DOESNT have to keep the STICK-THIN figure that she had..
      Give her a break!!

    42. Black says – reply to this


      142

      Perez racist? On this page alone 5 mean things about Blacks!

    43. Gerri says – reply to this


      143

      I would much rather cut your head off. Please die.

    44. D says – reply to this


      144

      I like you Perez, but don't talk shit about TYRA. I LOVE TYRA

    45. Hanna says – reply to this


      145

      Perez, get a life and stop being a bitch to people who are more attractive, more employed and make more money than you.

      Also, Tyra forgets that she is black, except when it comes in handy to her.

      It's called "theflashonthecamerablanchespeopleout"

    46. plado says – reply to this


      146

      Hawt!!!

    47. sandm says – reply to this


      147

      Which one is faker? The one made of wax or the one full of shit?

    48. gc says – reply to this


      148

      she is soo fake!
      so got a nose job, and skin lightening, GREEN CONTACTS, and a friggen weave!
      i hate it when black woman, try to look white!
      they sould be proud of their!
      SHE IS BLACK NOT WHITE!! GOD!!
      i don't see why everyone is trying to look white, it doesn't make you a better person!
      you can be beautiful, regardless of ur race!
      damn, tyra ur a discrace to all blacks!

    49. Yanne says – reply to this


      149

      PEREZ U FAT PIG I THINK U SHULD SHUT THE FUCK UP
      Tyra Banks IS SO NICE AND PRETTY
      SO DNT HATE
      BITCH JST WISH U WERE LIKE HER.

    50. x says – reply to this


      150

      holy shit i totally thought that was real!

    51. YuhHu says – reply to this


      151

      Re: Fatas
      I Agree All The Way !

    52. ... says – reply to this


      152

      Re: ORO
      FU TIJUANA SUCKS

    53. Meiko says – reply to this


      153

      Wow, it does look better than the real thing.
      It's so sad to see you envy on people that look 100% better than your faggy lame fat ass.

    54. OUSHK says – reply to this


      154

      ONE HELL OF A LOT THINNER THAN THE REAL THING!!! THEY MUST HAVE NOT HAD ENOUGH WAX.

    55. M says – reply to this


      155

      is that tyra's real weave? looks like it.

    56. em says – reply to this


      156

      OH NO, this is not Tyra, tyra is black and got a lil more meat, but damn she looks gd :)

    57. Tiffa says – reply to this


      157

      Perez…please get it together and stop being a hater. Tyra looks good as the wax figure and in real life. Stop trying to bring EVERYBODY down, hon.

    58. A says – reply to this


      158

      Perez please! The real Tyra is super gorgeous and this thing doesn't really do her justice! I'm surprised you're drinking so much haterade! Tyra supports the gays come on!

    59. ian says – reply to this


      159

      HAHAHAHAHA PEREZ…. SHE'S ONE OF THE PRETTIEST SUPERMODEL EVER… SO SHUT YOUR MOUTH UP… OH AND BY THE WAY SHE OBVIOUSLY LOOKS WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY BETTER THAN YOU! ;)

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