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Lindsay Lohan is gonna celebrate her 22nd birthday today by ______.

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193 comments to “Fill In The Blank”

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  1. Becks says – reply to this
    1

    First???
    I do not care what you all say. I love Lindsay. She is just a girl who loves girls!

  2. Me says – reply to this
    2

    Party it up with her man SaMANtha.
    Have a fur burger and call it a day.

  3. 3

    admitting she's straight…

  4. pussa says – reply to this
    4

    by getting her box licked! happy b day lindz! do yo thang

  5. Allis says – reply to this
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    FIIIRSSTTTTT…BY GETTING WASTED!!! Wish I was joining her crew tonight that would be sweeeettt!

  6. 6

    getting WASTED! Of course…shes a party girl!

  7. jenn says – reply to this
    7

    being hotttttttt

  8. Marku says – reply to this
    8

    2nd? Drippy lesbian birthday cunt? mhmmmm

  9. 9

    doublesided strap-on action fun!

  10. rainm says – reply to this
    10

    first!!!!

  11. puzzy says – reply to this
    11

    ..suckin on her man's puzzy!!!!! yay 3rd!

  12. €sp says – reply to this
    12

    Letting Samantha fuck the shit out of her using a strap on!

  13. Linds says – reply to this
    13

    by checking in to REHAB

  14. Holy says – reply to this
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    I can't believe she is only 22! I forget how young these girls are. They are exposed to way too much at way too young.

  15. izzie says – reply to this
    15

    sucking samantha?
    oh well… i wish i was her

  16. Ho says – reply to this
    16

    first, sam and I are going to eat each other silly
    second, i am going to go to a club and drink some "water"
    third, i am going wash sam's hair for the first time in a month and scrub her raw to wash off the filth.

  17. oldme says – reply to this
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    she does not look 22… i always thought she 29 or more

  18. Linds says – reply to this
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    Fisting both her girlfriend and herself at the same time…

  19. cali says – reply to this
    19

    eating pusssssssssss

  20. anony says – reply to this
    20

    putting her lickher license to good use

  21. Tyona says – reply to this
    21

    having a cocktail party wiht a bunch of woman

    and its my birthday day todayy so happy birthday too me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  22. 22

    Eating sushi..

  23. FUCK says – reply to this
    23

    Lindsay is awesome, and shes turning herself round, its right when people say your jealous, cuz you are. your pathetic. go suck paris's ass.

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY LINDSAY!

  24. FIRST says – reply to this
    24

    FUCKING SAMAN

  25. pel says – reply to this
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    second

  26. Whate says – reply to this
    26

    Fur-trading

  27. vic says – reply to this
    27

    She's only 22?

  28. Mandy says – reply to this
    28

    Having her gash chewed out!

  29. lesbo says – reply to this
    29

    using the "strap-on" present saMANtha gives her!!

  30. Milou says – reply to this
    30

    Visiting her Sister Ashley,

  31. j-b says – reply to this
    31

    Tao Beach party is being dj by SaMan on the 4th and they are pushing the ladies….so I would say she is at the Venetian.

  32. kyle says – reply to this
    32

    She doesn't like cake… so she'll be having hair pie.

  33. danny says – reply to this
    33

    2nd

  34. liz says – reply to this
    34

    Eating out Samantha

  35. Dawn says – reply to this
    35

    omg, my daughter turned one today…she shares a bday with this chick? ah hell no!

  36. 8Ball says – reply to this
    36

    By getting nailed by her MAN

  37. LORI says – reply to this
    37

    WHO CARES ITS MY 22nd BIRTHDAY!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!

  38. amy says – reply to this
    38

    going to the strip club and blowing money on lap dances, then going home to play with blow up dolls

  39. 39

    Ah Lindsay I love you!

  40. Ansle says – reply to this
    40

    Not first, but close.

  41. MOTHH says – reply to this
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    I ate Lindsay Lohan's foot off.

  42. 42

    ….by coming out of the closet (although I think she is pulling an Anne Heche on us) and then helping her dad pay child support.

  43. Delic says – reply to this
    43

    Admitting she's a (gasp!) LESBIAN

    Don't worry baby, they legalized gay marriage in California

  44. truth says – reply to this
    44

    let sammy strap on and get after it…

  45. J Hoo says – reply to this
    45

    Muff Diving ;)

  46. LA says – reply to this
    46

    I keep forgetting that she is 22. She looks 42.

  47. smiff says – reply to this
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    not drinking or doing drugs (hopefully)

  48. Sexy says – reply to this
    48

    GETTING MARRIED TO THAT THING SHE ALWAYS LUGS AROUND (NO, NOT HER GUCCI BAR NOR HER BOTTLE OF WATER.)

  49. J.T. says – reply to this
    49

    …licking her up and down, sideways and mmmmmm…sooo good!

  50. gross says – reply to this
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    Eating SaMANtha's Vagina!

  51. LOVE says – reply to this
    51

    HAPPY B-DAY LINDZ!!!!

  52. matty says – reply to this
    52

    i almost don't believe this lesbo shit… she was a straight up whore when it came to cock… how could she just change? publicity for something perhaps?

  53. stef says – reply to this
    53

    Hopefully staying sober!

  54. STEPH says – reply to this
    54

    getting her VAGINE licked

  55. k=H=k says – reply to this
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    ][][][][][][][][][][][][[[[[[][][][][][]

    by…buying a dildo since her chick

    that suckz her puzzy don't have one…

    and then making samantha shove it

    in and out the whole night thru…

    zzz my parentz r married 23 yrz. 2/day…wow zz what idiotzzzzz
    and on her shitty b/day ewwwwwwwwwwwwu◘◘]]

  56. sm says – reply to this
    56

    getting her carpet munched

  57. 57

    Re: matty – I believe too that it is publicity/money motivated. Just goes to show what length white-trash will go to for exposure/cash. I'm surprised we haven't seen the lesbo act out of Britney.

  58. kyle says – reply to this
    58

    Lindsay's a pig, but she could still have her pick of a million low-life, Hollywood star-fuckers. …and she settles for grimy, wide-hipped, Samantha. YIKES! Me thinks Samantha knows where to get the good meth.

    I think Lindsay and Samantha will spend the day picking at their meth scabs.

  59. Fiona says – reply to this
    59

    Doing some blow off Sam's dick!

  60. dita says – reply to this
    60

    eating out

  61. Pop says – reply to this
    61

    Licking Samantha's twat.

  62. Cali says – reply to this
    62

    what #60 said

  63. bling says – reply to this
    63

    damn only 22.. and all the drama that has followed her around LMAO

  64. hwood says – reply to this
    64

    Getting a hot new real-ality show with her new sistah!

  65. bling says – reply to this
    65

    she looks way older than 22 look at her nasty cottage cheese thighs and horrible legs

  66. j-b says – reply to this
    66

    she's going to help Sam with her anal bleaching and then shave Sam's chest before shopping for some new boarder shorts and flip flops before Sam's big dj spot.

  67. Fulto says – reply to this
    67

    getting her a$$ fisted by the fag Perez!!!

  68. Cryst says – reply to this
    68

    Her and Samantha will blow lines off each others chests!

  69. 69

    Getting all lubed up and having a fill-every-holeaday weekend with Sammy and the Strap-Ons.

  70. yeolo says – reply to this
    70

    Having an "all white" party…in her nose : )

  71. TroyB says – reply to this
    71

    dining on some roast beef curtains !

  72. scoot says – reply to this
    72

    eating some v-a-g-i-n-e

  73. yeolo says – reply to this
    73

    having an "all white"party…in her nose : )

  74. shel says – reply to this
    74

    Eating clam.

  75. hairy says – reply to this
    75

    that kid looks my age (40) it's a perfect example of what drugs, drinking and smoking does to even a kid at 22. her face is so weathered, leatherly like, she needs to really look at that picture and then vision what she's gonna look like at 25, then 30…at 22, look at the other celeb's faces, they are young and fresh looking

  76. Lulu says – reply to this
    76

    By Eating out

  77. boney says – reply to this
    77

    old and dried up already??

  78. Charl says – reply to this
    78

    Licking Sam's….

  79. Scarf says – reply to this
    79

    by shooting bags filled with cocaine out of her coochie to waiting fans

  80. lr says – reply to this
    80

    By spreading her legs of course!

  81. bongo says – reply to this
    81

    by starting some wildfires in Malibu with her crotch.

  82. HAM says – reply to this
    82

    Doing her weight in Coke, Oxy, Ice, X, Ketamine, Vodka, Weed, and good ol' Heroin! HAPPY BITCHDAY BIRTH!!!!!!!!!!!

  83. katie says –