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Lindsay Lohan is gonna celebrate her 22nd birthday today by ______.

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Posted: July 2, 2008 at 12:24 pm

193 comments to “Fill In The Blank”

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Becks says – reply to this

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First???
I do not care what you all say. I love Lindsay. She is just a girl who loves girls!
Me says – reply to this

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Party it up with her man SaMANtha.
Have a fur burger and call it a day.
sunshyne says – reply to this

3

admitting she's straight…
pussa says – reply to this

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by getting her box licked! happy b day lindz! do yo thang
Allis says – reply to this

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FIIIRSSTTTTT…BY GETTING WASTED!!! Wish I was joining her crew tonight that would be sweeeettt!
jrkiki says – reply to this

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getting WASTED! Of course…shes a party girl!
jenn says – reply to this

7

being hotttttttt
Marku says – reply to this

8

2nd? Drippy lesbian birthday cunt? mhmmmm
Kate_West says – reply to this

9

doublesided strap-on action fun!
rainm says – reply to this

10

first!!!!
puzzy says – reply to this

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..suckin on her man's puzzy!!!!! yay 3rd!
€sp says – reply to this

12

Letting Samantha fuck the shit out of her using a strap on!
Linds says – reply to this

13

by checking in to REHAB
Holy says – reply to this

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I can't believe she is only 22! I forget how young these girls are. They are exposed to way too much at way too young.
izzie says – reply to this

15

sucking samantha?
oh well… i wish i was her
Ho says – reply to this

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first, sam and I are going to eat each other silly
second, i am going to go to a club and drink some "water"
third, i am going wash sam's hair for the first time in a month and scrub her raw to wash off the filth.
oldme says – reply to this

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she does not look 22… i always thought she 29 or more
Linds says – reply to this

18

Fisting both her girlfriend and herself at the same time…
cali says – reply to this

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eating pusssssssssss
anony says – reply to this

20

putting her lickher license to good use
Tyona says – reply to this

21

having a cocktail party wiht a bunch of woman

and its my birthday day todayy so happy birthday too me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gabby91 says – reply to this

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Eating sushi..
FUCK says – reply to this

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Lindsay is awesome, and shes turning herself round, its right when people say your jealous, cuz you are. your pathetic. go suck paris's ass.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LINDSAY!
FIRST says – reply to this

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FUCKING SAMAN
pel says – reply to this

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second
Whate says – reply to this

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Fur-trading
vic says – reply to this

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She's only 22?
Mandy says – reply to this

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Having her gash chewed out!
lesbo says – reply to this

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using the "strap-on" present saMANtha gives her!!
Milou says – reply to this

30

Visiting her Sister Ashley,
j-b says – reply to this

31

Tao Beach party is being dj by SaMan on the 4th and they are pushing the ladies….so I would say she is at the Venetian.
kyle says – reply to this

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She doesn't like cake… so she'll be having hair pie.
danny says – reply to this

33

2nd
liz says – reply to this

34

Eating out Samantha
Dawn says – reply to this

35

omg, my daughter turned one today…she shares a bday with this chick? ah hell no!
8Ball says – reply to this

36

By getting nailed by her MAN
LORI says – reply to this

37

WHO CARES ITS MY 22nd BIRTHDAY!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!
amy says – reply to this

38

going to the strip club and blowing money on lap dances, then going home to play with blow up dolls
Caffeine says – reply to this

39

Ah Lindsay I love you!
Ansle says – reply to this

40

Not first, but close.
MOTHH says – reply to this

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I ate Lindsay Lohan's foot off.
AnnieJ says – reply to this

42

….by coming out of the closet (although I think she is pulling an Anne Heche on us) and then helping her dad pay child support.
Delic says – reply to this

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Admitting she's a (gasp!) LESBIAN

Don't worry baby, they legalized gay marriage in California
truth says – reply to this

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let sammy strap on and get after it…
J Hoo says – reply to this

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Muff Diving
LA says – reply to this

46

I keep forgetting that she is 22. She looks 42.
smiff says – reply to this

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not drinking or doing drugs (hopefully)
Sexy says – reply to this

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GETTING MARRIED TO THAT THING SHE ALWAYS LUGS AROUND (NO, NOT HER GUCCI BAR NOR HER BOTTLE OF WATER.)
J.T. says – reply to this

49

…licking her up and down, sideways and mmmmmm…sooo good!
gross says – reply to this

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Eating SaMANtha's Vagina!
LOVE says – reply to this

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HAPPY B-DAY LINDZ!!!!
matty says – reply to this

52

i almost don't believe this lesbo shit… she was a straight up whore when it came to cock… how could she just change? publicity for something perhaps?
stef says – reply to this

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Hopefully staying sober!
STEPH says – reply to this

54

getting her VAGINE licked
k=H=k says – reply to this

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by…buying a dildo since her chick

that suckz her puzzy don't have one…

and then making samantha shove it

in and out the whole night thru…

zzz my parentz r married 23 yrz. 2/day…wow zz what idiotzzzzz
and on her shitty b/day ewwwwwwwwwwwwu◘◘]]
sm says – reply to this

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getting her carpet munched
AnnieJ says – reply to this

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Re: matty – I believe too that it is publicity/money motivated. Just goes to show what length white-trash will go to for exposure/cash. I'm surprised we haven't seen the lesbo act out of Britney.
kyle says – reply to this

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Lindsay's a pig, but she could still have her pick of a million low-life, Hollywood star-fuckers. …and she settles for grimy, wide-hipped, Samantha. YIKES! Me thinks Samantha knows where to get the good meth.

I think Lindsay and Samantha will spend the day picking at their meth scabs.
Fiona says – reply to this

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Doing some blow off Sam's dick!
dita says – reply to this

60

eating out
Pop says – reply to this

61

Licking Samantha's twat.
Cali says – reply to this

62

what #60 said
bling says – reply to this

63

damn only 22.. and all the drama that has followed her around LMAO
hwood says – reply to this

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Getting a hot new real-ality show with her new sistah!
bling says – reply to this

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she looks way older than 22 look at her nasty cottage cheese thighs and horrible legs
j-b says – reply to this

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she's going to help Sam with her anal bleaching and then shave Sam's chest before shopping for some new boarder shorts and flip flops before Sam's big dj spot.
Fulto says – reply to this

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getting her a$$ fisted by the fag Perez!!!
Cryst says – reply to this

68

Her and Samantha will blow lines off each others chests!
piazzasbuttplug says – reply to this

69

Getting all lubed up and having a fill-every-holeaday weekend with Sammy and the Strap-Ons.
yeolo says – reply to this

70

Having an "all white" party…in her nose : )
TroyB says – reply to this

71

dining on some roast beef curtains !
scoot says – reply to this

72

eating some v-a-g-i-n-e
yeolo says – reply to this

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having an "all white"party…in her nose : )
shel says – reply to this

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Eating clam.
hairy says – reply to this

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that kid looks my age (40) it's a perfect example of what drugs, drinking and smoking does to even a kid at 22. her face is so weathered, leatherly like, she needs to really look at that picture and then vision what she's gonna look like at 25, then 30…at 22, look at the other celeb's faces, they are young and fresh looking
Lulu says – reply to this

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By Eating out
boney says – reply to this

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old and dried up already??
Charl says – reply to this

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Licking Sam's….
Scarf says – reply to this

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by shooting bags filled with cocaine out of her coochie to waiting fans
lr says – reply to this

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By spreading her legs of course!
bongo says – reply to this

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by starting some wildfires in Malibu with her crotch.
HAM says – reply to this

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Doing her weight in Coke, Oxy, Ice, X, Ketamine, Vodka, Weed, and good ol' Heroin! HAPPY BITCHDAY BIRTH!!!!!!!!!!!
katie says –