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1. Becks says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   First???
   I do not care what you all say. I love Lindsay. She is just a girl who loves girls!

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   Party it up with her man SaMANtha.
   Have a fur burger and call it a day.

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   admitting she's straight…

4. pussa says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   by getting her box licked! happy b day lindz! do yo thang

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   FIIIRSSTTTTT…BY GETTING WASTED!!! Wish I was joining her crew tonight that would be sweeeettt!

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   getting WASTED! Of course…shes a party girl!

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   being hotttttttt

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   2nd? Drippy lesbian birthday cunt? mhmmmm

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   doublesided strap-on action fun!

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    first!!!!

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    ..suckin on her man's puzzy!!!!! yay 3rd!

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    Letting Samantha fuck the shit out of her using a strap on!

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    by checking in to REHAB

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    I can't believe she is only 22! I forget how young these girls are. They are exposed to way too much at way too young.

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    sucking samantha?
    oh well… i wish i was her

16. Ho says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    first, sam and I are going to eat each other silly
    second, i am going to go to a club and drink some "water"
    third, i am going wash sam's hair for the first time in a month and scrub her raw to wash off the filth.

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    she does not look 22… i always thought she 29 or more

18. Linds says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Fisting both her girlfriend and herself at the same time…

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    eating pusssssssssss

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    putting her lickher license to good use

21. Tyona says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    having a cocktail party wiht a bunch of woman

    and its my birthday day todayy so happy birthday too me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Eating sushi..

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    Lindsay is awesome, and shes turning herself round, its right when people say your jealous, cuz you are. your pathetic. go suck paris's ass.

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY LINDSAY!

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    FUCKING SAMAN

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    second

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    Fur-trading

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    She's only 22?

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    Having her gash chewed out!

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    using the "strap-on" present saMANtha gives her!!

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    Visiting her Sister Ashley,

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    Tao Beach party is being dj by SaMan on the 4th and they are pushing the ladies….so I would say she is at the Venetian.

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    She doesn't like cake… so she'll be having hair pie.

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    2nd

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    Eating out Samantha

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    omg, my daughter turned one today…she shares a bday with this chick? ah hell no!

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    By getting nailed by her MAN

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    WHO CARES ITS MY 22nd BIRTHDAY!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!

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    going to the strip club and blowing money on lap dances, then going home to play with blow up dolls

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    Ah Lindsay I love you!

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    Not first, but close.

41. MOTHH says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I ate Lindsay Lohan's foot off.

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    ….by coming out of the closet (although I think she is pulling an Anne Heche on us) and then helping her dad pay child support.

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    Admitting she's a (gasp!) LESBIAN

    Don't worry baby, they legalized gay marriage in California

44. truth says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    let sammy strap on and get after it…

45. LA says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I keep forgetting that she is 22. She looks 42.

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    not drinking or doing drugs (hopefully)

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    GETTING MARRIED TO THAT THING SHE ALWAYS LUGS AROUND (NO, NOT HER GUCCI BAR NOR HER BOTTLE OF WATER.)

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    …licking her up and down, sideways and mmmmmm…sooo good!

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    Eating SaMANtha's Vagina!

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    HAPPY B-DAY LINDZ!!!!

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    i almost don't believe this lesbo shit… she was a straight up whore when it came to cock… how could she just change? publicity for something perhaps?

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    Hopefully staying sober!

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    getting her VAGINE licked

54. k=H=k says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    by…buying a dildo since her chick

    that suckz her puzzy don't have one…

    and then making samantha shove it

    in and out the whole night thru…

    zzz my parentz r married 23 yrz. 2/day…wow zz what idiotzzzzz
    and on her shitty b/day ewwwwwwwwwwwwu◘◘]]

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    getting her carpet munched

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    Re: matty – I believe too that it is publicity/money motivated. Just goes to show what length white-trash will go to for exposure/cash. I'm surprised we haven't seen the lesbo act out of Britney.

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    Lindsay's a pig, but she could still have her pick of a million low-life, Hollywood star-fuckers. …and she settles for grimy, wide-hipped, Samantha. YIKES! Me thinks Samantha knows where to get the good meth.

    I think Lindsay and Samantha will spend the day picking at their meth scabs.

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    Doing some blow off Sam's dick!

59. dita says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    eating out

60. Pop says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Licking Samantha's twat.

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    what #60 said

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    damn only 22.. and all the drama that has followed her around LMAO

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    Getting a hot new real-ality show with her new sistah!

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    she looks way older than 22 look at her nasty cottage cheese thighs and horrible legs

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    she's going to help Sam with her anal bleaching and then shave Sam's chest before shopping for some new boarder shorts and flip flops before Sam's big dj spot.

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    getting her a$$ fisted by the fag Perez!!!

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    Her and Samantha will blow lines off each others chests!

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    Getting all lubed up and having a fill-every-holeaday weekend with Sammy and the Strap-Ons.

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    Having an "all white" party…in her nose : )

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    dining on some roast beef curtains !

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    eating some v-a-g-i-n-e

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    having an "all white"party…in her nose : )

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    Eating clam.

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    that kid looks my age (40) it's a perfect example of what drugs, drinking and smoking does to even a kid at 22. her face is so weathered, leatherly like, she needs to really look at that picture and then vision what she's gonna look like at 25, then 30…at 22, look at the other celeb's faces, they are young and fresh looking

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    By Eating out

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    old and dried up already??

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    Licking Sam's….

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    by shooting bags filled with cocaine out of her coochie to waiting fans

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    By spreading her legs of course!

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    by starting some wildfires in Malibu with her crotch.

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    Doing her weight in Coke, Oxy, Ice, X, Ketamine, Vodka, Weed, and good ol' Heroin! HAPPY BITCHDAY BIRTH!!!!!!!!!!!

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    22? SHE LOOKS 52!!!!!

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    We know Lindsay is cookoo for cock! (the dirtier the better… just like Pam Anderson)
    Samantha looks like a male-to-female transexual… so maybe Lindsay's still getting the cock?

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    Gettin' hitched to SaMAN!!!!

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    by donating her anal beads to Goodwill

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    I can't believe she is only 22! She looks so old!!!

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    having some ice cream cake:):)
    Yummy:)

    She is so beautiful:)
    I am happy that she likes girls:):)

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    Looking exactly like her mom

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    knockin boots with her woman!

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    Does anyone smell that? its the odor of a fat pig hasbeen who is obsessed with young talented HOlyywood. Because he will never fit in…….Its piggy perez

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    eating fish…

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    HAVING A SLICE OF GOOD OLE FASHION HAIR PIE!!!!

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    carpet munching, of course…

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    I still love this girl. She has to be messed up look at her mom and dad.

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    scissoring samantha

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    LICKING, SUCKIN N EATING PUSS

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    HAPPY BIRTHDAY LINDSAY!!
    youre beautiful and Perez is an ugly hater.

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    eating some fish

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    Eatin' puss

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     eating a box lunch at the Y.