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Lindsay Lohan is gonna celebrate her 22nd birthday today by ______.

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Posted: Jul 2, 2008 at 12:24 pm / Email this »

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Socor says – reply to this

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY LINDSAY!

I LOVE LILO & SAM!!!
Scape says – reply to this

102

Judging by the comments I see here, we have a looooong way to go as far as equility in this country.

Seriously, who gives a shit if she is dating a woman?????
FReal says – reply to this

103

She's going to celebrate her 22nd birthday today by looking 44 all day and then tomorrow she will go back to looking 49, as usual. I heard she was going to take over Estelle Getty's part in the Golden Girls reunion movie but producers felt she was too old for the part.
lohan says – reply to this

104

buy eating fish of course
JON says – reply to this

105

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LINDSAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
eric says – reply to this

106

getting the reach-around from saMANtha, cuz that hasn't happened before! LOL
kiko says – reply to this

107

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LINDSAY!

BRAZILLLLLL - i love you !!!!

kissss
asswi says – reply to this

108

Re: sfheo – keep your freaking spam crap to your self you idiot. unless you would like a dos attack
LM says – reply to this

109

Lindsay Lohan is gonna celebrate her 22nd birthday today by HAVING A LOVELY FISH DINNER
your says – reply to this

110

eating box
LM says – reply to this

111

Re: Scape –
I just think its funny that she denies it. I love gay people though more than straight people, Im not gonna lie lol
kat says – reply to this

112

does it involve something with a box?!
tinke says – reply to this

113

getting wasted, running some poor shmuck over and blaming some random black guy
laura says – reply to this

114

bagel bumping with samantha
ashle says – reply to this

115

Shes got some pretty long nails for a lesbian.. i think i call bluff on that.
needless to say i bet she'll spend her night sipping(chugging) vodka from a waterbottle and snorting some cocaine.. atta' girl!! what better are you gonna spend your money on anyway.. happy birthday!! it would be sweet if she acutally WAS a lesbian.. and i think samantha is acutally attractive in her own way. ..!!
Narcissistic Bitch says – reply to this

116

happy birthday to la lohan !!! at least givethe girl a break and little privacy to celebrate HER DAY !!!
Narcissistic Bitch says – reply to this

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happy birthday to la lohan !!! at least give the girl a break and little privacy to celebrate HER DAY !!!
neko7 says – reply to this

118

I don't get it, Perez. Your only problem with LiLo lately seems to be that she's in a lesbian relationship. As a gay man, shouldn't you be a little more empathetic about someone coming out of the closet? If you want to bash her for being a talentless hack- be my guest- she's a horrible actress and singer. But so what if she's gay? Maybe you should have announced your hatred of lesbians when you marched in the PRIDE parade last week- i bet that would have been really popular. Don't be such a hypocrite.
SAM says – reply to this

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY LINDSAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
prkcitygirl says – reply to this

120

first getting trashed
second by getting on with samantha sweet more powerrrr to you!!!
Rash says – reply to this

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by seeking publicity.
DAVID says – reply to this

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY LINDSAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LINDSAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LINDSAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LINDSAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FROMMMMMMMMMM BRAZZIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
marcu says – reply to this

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Getting into some crack. And I don't mean smoking
jesus says – reply to this

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washing saMAN's hair.
it'll take her all night to get the grease out.
she won't even have time to get blown.
win-win situation.
ben o says – reply to this

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eating saman's fur burger
Mkay says – reply to this

126

By eating COOCHCAKE!
haute says – reply to this

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…fucking saMAN so hard she wont be able to walk for DAYZZZ
eb says – reply to this

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I wish she'd just open her legs, already. I'd love to smell that coochy.
amand says – reply to this

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THROW UP
ro says – reply to this

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Finding out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a skanky DJ
Mike says – reply to this

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clam jockeying
JOEL says – reply to this

132

BY GET ATE OUT BY SAM SAM…. AND THEN ADMITTING THE THE LEZ THING IS NOTHING BUT A STUNT. YOU KNOW SHE LOVES THE COCK… AND ALWAYS WILL…..
fish says – reply to this

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Trading beaver furs
jennden51 says – reply to this

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who cares about lindsay anymore? she's not a real actress, she's famous for being a druggie.
jessi says – reply to this

135

Munchin down on some birthday pie
mav says – reply to this

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By LL sending me a car to pick me up and not only kicking Sam's crack ass, but then locking her out of her house as well.
bongo says – reply to this

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by smooching coochies so two can chew.
I'mg says – reply to this

138

Finally taking a bath! This girl always looks like she needs a good scrub!
Merla says – reply to this

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she wants to get wasted by a bunch lebs
Wassu says – reply to this

140

By getting her puss puss licked, SaMAN prolly got a strap on a special treat just in case she's missing the sausage.
Ally says – reply to this

141

Lindsay Lohan is gonna celebrate her 22nd birthday today by ______.

Standing on a table and announcing to the world that she is most definitely into chicks.
ella says – reply to this

142

doin some blow, screwing three guys, crashing her car, wearing somebody elses pants, God I miss the old Lindsay. Happy Birthday Lilo x
Sarie says – reply to this

143

getting some coochie
xxx says – reply to this

144

dumping Samantha hopefully.
nia says – reply to this

145

eating a tablespoon of cooch!!
me says – reply to this

146

first fisting the MAN…then have LILY ALLENS dessert plate while MAN watchs…all this after she drinks "water" or snorts some great white power
Bridg says – reply to this

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By enjoying a big Mc D "filet" O "SAMwhich"…..it so effn yummy …..bwahhhhhhh!!!
bongo says – reply to this

148

by giving her new step sister a line of blow
Miley says – reply to this

149

..by getting her ass fisted by a nasty euro trash whore. Happy birthday, cunt!
Maggg says – reply to this

150

Happy Birthday Lindsay!!!!!!!!!!! =)

you are so amazing and we like it…
Me says – reply to this

151

phillip ontacos?????
lulu says – reply to this

152

doing a fat line off saMANtha's butt
L says – reply to this

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Re: neko7 –
maybe perez is jealous
cuz lindsay has a boy/girlfriend haha
gfjs says – reply to this

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doinn druugz
redne says – reply to this

155

getting arrested! and going back to rehab tomorrow!
t says – reply to this

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snorting an 8-ball, guzzling champagne, and having scissor session with saMan.
jt says – reply to this

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by sucking on her dildo..
mr. m says – reply to this

158

eating a vagina cake.
joey says – reply to this

159

happy birthday~
rock girl!!!
go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lilo~~~~~~~~~~
Becka says – reply to this

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Lindsay Lohan is gonna celebrate her 22nd birthday today by GETTING ANOTHER DUI WHILE ON HER WAY TO HER LESBIAN AFTER PARTY.
Mirvy says – reply to this

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Drinking a jug of vagina juice laced with cocaine.
slut says – reply to this

162

cunt cake.
Fran says – reply to this

163

Stupid as always.
USuck says – reply to this

164

Lindsay Lohan is going to celebrate her 22nd birthday today by…
…taking a shit in Perez' mouth.
james says – reply to this

165

I can't wait to see Samatha and have her lick my lips
anne says – reply to this

166

fucking saMANtha.
kyle says – reply to this

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milking Sam's clit
Paul says – reply to this

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Re: sfheo – do you own and operate that trashy website casualssek???? you've been posting it on EVERY SINGLE BLOG recently to promote it you whore! No celebrity would post shit there, and your a sad , pathetic soul if you actually think Lindsay or PDitty/Daddy would post real pics of themselves on there. They aren't desperate to get laid like your lame ass!
68 says – reply to this

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TO 85% of you on here….GROW THE FUCK UP
eeeek says – reply to this

170

she is going to celebrate her birthday by "fucking matt damon"
AMO says – reply to this

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Perez, your website has been majorly sucky, sucky lately. Show us some more on Crisi por favor.
animal. says – reply to this

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they tried to make me go to rehab..i saiid no no no..
Taeki says – reply to this

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Giving Perez something to write about!
raul says – reply to this

174

…by dyeing those black roots?
twink says – reply to this

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Re: Fulto – first: if youre gonna talk shit about perez and say hes gonna fist her then u must really need a boost of confidence and second: if you dont like perez so much then why the hell are you on his website. so go do us all a favor and leave to go masterbate cuz u cant get some of ur own. [that was to #68 if anyone is wondering]
JANE says – reply to this

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OMG Everything about HER Disgusts Me!!!!!!!!!
joblo says – reply to this

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G
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Lala says – reply to this

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Perez, Keep up the Great Juicy Gossip!!!
lol says – reply to this

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Where's saMAN?
Ugly waste of His/Her Father's sperm!
slash says – reply to this

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Keeping Her slashed wrists covered!?
Suzi says – reply to this

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Re: AnnieJ –
Racist.
ernie says – reply to this

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having a salty saMANsandwich.
Caui says – reply to this

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I love LINDSAY LOHAN TOO XD!
she shares a birth day with my dad today lol
AND TOM CRUISE!

Zodiac sign: Cancer

Modality: Cardinal
Element: Water
Ruler: the Moon
Season: Summer
4th Sign of Zodiac

Metal: Silver
Stone: Pearl, Opal
Color: White, Yellow
Anatomy: Breasts, stomach

Keywords: gentle, conservative, feeling, nurturing, defensive, contemplative.

=P

I personally think that Lindsay Lohan is not gay,
maybe Bisexual or Pansexual, but either way, she accepts both sexes and gender preference aswell.

She'll probably get drunk today partying with her girlfriend Samantha Ronson
and other celebs in West Hollywood =P

Then of course, getting LAIDD by probably not only Sam,
but maybe only just her? who knows?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
mav says – reply to this

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Re: Caui – WTF is PANsexual? When pandas get busy?
dita says – reply to this

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She will celebrate by doing blow off a dead mexican hooker in the alley behind the Kmart
jojuu says – reply to this

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grrrr
jojuu says – reply to this

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2day its london pride… yeaaaah… lindsay n her girl should be here partyin with hot stuff like moi .p
KISSk says – reply to this

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snOrting!
Uncle says – reply to this

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Eating some serious twat…
skyfi says – reply to this

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Getting wasted and eating week old tuna
XxXem says – reply to this

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Bumping uglies with random chicks
kevy says – reply to this

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getting her vagina eaten out by a man..wait no a woman.. i dont know.. i think ronsom's a man.

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