No Takers
Filed under: Exclusives! > Michael Lohan
Sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com that, thus far, Michael Lohan is getting no bites to his fishing expedition.
Lindsay's ex-con father is attempting to sell the results of his paternity test he just took, which will determine if he is the father of that 13-year-old girl that looks just like him.
Well, magazine insiders tell us that both People and OK! have passed.
"Michael wanted 50k if the paternity test came back positive and 20k if it came back negative," a person close to the situation tells us. "He's ridiculous!"
If anyone should be profiting of this, it should be that little girl - NOT Michael Loahan!
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: July 2, 2008 at 11:01 am
probably not first but i can try
first
hey i was first! not that this will change my life or anything.
first?
first :]
fiRST
PEREZ YOURE SUCH A LIAR!! THIS STORY IS FAKE, DON'T BELIEVE HIM GUYS!
worra dope! 6th
Perez et all - Do you love me?
I hate him, stop talking about him, we don't care.
OMG that fucking kid looks JUST LIKE HIM why do we need a test to prove it?
he is SUCH A DIRTBAG
It says something about Lindsay's career when her dad fathering Bastard Child has been appearing on Perez Hilton more than she has the past few days!
He is as ridiculous as you.
Both sell-outs, both are "tailgating" on other people's careers, both are talentless, but Michael still shares DNA with Lindsay, who may not be doing great, but still a ZILLION times more talent than you'll ever be.
UH! And I hope Lindsay doesn't go on a BENDER now and blame her father, AGAIN! If Mr. ManWhore is that woman's "baby daddy" then someone should start a countdown for when LESBAY starts "skiing those snowy slopes"- blowin rails up her nose!! LESBAY just turned 22-she's young-and lookin for a good reason to get fvcked up! You know she gotta miss that shit!! She's too young to be livin SOBER DOBER 4EVA!!
Re: Sick – Lindsay? Is that you?
good hes a loser
what a dick………….. if i had of been that little girls mother i would never of let her know that was her father cos look at the relationship he has with his legitimate kids….. he has no principles or standards so i would never put my children around a tosser like him!!! He is going to hell………. the mother of the little girl should be put in jail for sending pics to the papers etc and her child is only 13 or something!!! everyone will know their business how embarrassing…….
what a looooooooooser!!!!!!!
I thought he was all super religious since he was released from jail? I'm pretty sure any decent person who follows their relgion closely wouldn't do something this low. As much as I can't stand the Lohan family I do feel bad for all of the kids. JUST BECAUSE YOUR CHILDREN ARE FAMOUS DOESN'T MEAN THAT YOU ARE TOO!!! Ali and Lindsay must be BEYOND EMBARRASSED that their father does stuff like this…its pathetic…I would NEVER speak to my father again if he tried to exploit his mistakes in such a way….
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LINDSAY LOHAN
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He's a douche! He should have stayed in prison.
Re: Sick –
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I do believe perez…coz
Lindzay izn't making money
like she should be…and they
are dezperate to keep their
coke habitz active…
zzz he can't deny that kid…we don't need no tezt 2/prove shit..zz
Noone gives a flying poop about this dork.
Stop posting about him, bobby brown is more interesting.
just an observation… but when you first posted yesterday perez, you said she looked nothing like him!
I dare you perez to put in a offer just remeber he said profits to charity even if its only 5% with most of his money going to Dina 80% then 5% to charity 8% to agents and then say 20% to the future child supports well he gets 000 in fact he has to give money to people lol suck on that LOHAN
Re: heidi – well done heidi I've been trying for 2 years to get a first … on a tad sad
Thanks for NOT showing the MINOR today Perez!
It was getting DISGUSTING!
Today calling her "that little girl " is respectful!
Re: LL – Oh hush saMANtha!
Do people obviously give a rat's ass about this fool??? Please no more Lohan caca de vaca…who cares???
Re: Jay –
Yet still you read this page, right?
Michael Lohan is the father of my baby too!!!!
Perez, didn't you say the mother was a whore and all sorts of mean things? She has had this child for 13 years and not a word….and DickWad Lohan has known about her for a week and is already using her for money. Who is the Ho?
Does this loser pay child support for any of his spawn or does he just mooch off of them?
man whore…
noone really cares about this POS's bastard children. wonder how many are out there. lol
Why does he think he's relavent? Because he is the unfortunate father of a famous person? This is a ridiculous day and age if we have resorted to courting this mans' "celebrity"
Come on people and ignore him and hopefully he will go away. perez, stop reporting on this clown.
TOTALLY TRUE! I HELLA AGREE WITH THIS PART.
"If anyone should be profiting of this, it should be that little girl - NOT Michael Loahan!"
i love lindsay…but her dad is fucking nuts!
bahaha, loser.
OMG He is so hot!!!!!!!!!
He is such a loser.
LMAO!!! THIS GUY IS A SUCH A LOSER….WHAT DID WHATS HER NAME SEE IN HIM…LMAO HES A TURD
Like I said, deluded. When you're not, you're not.
I saw on TMZ he wanted 10G if it was negative, and 20G if it was positive. He's still an ass though.