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Sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com that, thus far, Michael Lohan is getting no bites to his fishing expedition.

Lindsay's ex-con father is attempting to sell the results of his paternity test he just took, which will determine if he is the father of that 13-year-old girl that looks just like him.

Well, magazine insiders tell us that both People and OK! have passed.

"Michael wanted 50k if the paternity test came back positive and 20k if it came back negative," a person close to the situation tells us. "He's ridiculous!"

If anyone should be profiting of this, it should be that little girl - NOT Michael Loahan!

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    Posted: Jul 2, 2008 at 11:01 am / Email this  »
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    44 comments to “No Takers”

    1. heidi says – reply to this


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      probably not first but i can try

    2. rufus says – reply to this


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      first

    3. heidi says – reply to this


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      hey i was first! not that this will change my life or anything.

    4. a says – reply to this


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      first?

    5. dead says – reply to this


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      first :]

    6. lexaa says – reply to this


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      fiRST

    7. Sick says – reply to this


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      PEREZ YOURE SUCH A LIAR!! THIS STORY IS FAKE, DON'T BELIEVE HIM GUYS!

    8. jen says – reply to this


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      worra dope! 6th

    9. Whate says – reply to this


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      Perez et all - Do you love me?

    10. Sam says – reply to this


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      I hate him, stop talking about him, we don't care.

    11. ***** says – reply to this


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      OMG that fucking kid looks JUST LIKE HIM why do we need a test to prove it?

    12. cori says – reply to this


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      he is SUCH A DIRTBAG

    13. Perez says – reply to this


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      It says something about Lindsay's career when her dad fathering Bastard Child has been appearing on Perez Hilton more than she has the past few days!

    14. Jay says – reply to this


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      He is as ridiculous as you.
      Both sell-outs, both are "tailgating" on other people's careers, both are talentless, but Michael still shares DNA with Lindsay, who may not be doing great, but still a ZILLION times more talent than you'll ever be.

    15. YUP says – reply to this


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      UH! And I hope Lindsay doesn't go on a BENDER now and blame her father, AGAIN! If Mr. ManWhore is that woman's "baby daddy" then someone should start a countdown for when LESBAY starts "skiing those snowy slopes"- blowin rails up her nose!! LESBAY just turned 22-she's young-and lookin for a good reason to get fvcked up! You know she gotta miss that shit!! She's too young to be livin SOBER DOBER 4EVA!!

    16. LuvsI says – reply to this


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      Re: Sick – Lindsay? Is that you? ;)

    17. vg says – reply to this


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      good hes a loser

    18. Lola says – reply to this


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      what a dick………….. if i had of been that little girls mother i would never of let her know that was her father cos look at the relationship he has with his legitimate kids….. he has no principles or standards so i would never put my children around a tosser like him!!! He is going to hell………. the mother of the little girl should be put in jail for sending pics to the papers etc and her child is only 13 or something!!! everyone will know their business how embarrassing…….

    19. melyr says – reply to this


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      what a looooooooooser!!!!!!!

    20. GROSS says – reply to this


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      I thought he was all super religious since he was released from jail? I'm pretty sure any decent person who follows their relgion closely wouldn't do something this low. As much as I can't stand the Lohan family I do feel bad for all of the kids. JUST BECAUSE YOUR CHILDREN ARE FAMOUS DOESN'T MEAN THAT YOU ARE TOO!!! Ali and Lindsay must be BEYOND EMBARRASSED that their father does stuff like this…its pathetic…I would NEVER speak to my father again if he tried to exploit his mistakes in such a way….

    21. LL says – reply to this


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      HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LINDSAY LOHAN
      HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LINDSAY LOHAN
      HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LINDSAY LOHAN
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      HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LINDSAY LOHAN
      HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LINDSAY LOHAN
      HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LINDSAY LOHAN
      HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LINDSAY LOHAN
      HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LINDSAY LOHAN
      HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LINDSAY LOHAN
      HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LINDSAY LOHAN
      HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LINDSAY LOHAN
      HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LINDSAY LOHAN
      HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LINDSAY LOHAN

    22. Maris says – reply to this


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      He's a douche! He should have stayed in prison.

    23. k=H=k says – reply to this


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      Re: Sick –
      zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz]]

      I do believe perez…coz

      Lindzay izn't making money

      like she should be…and they

      are dezperate to keep their

      coke habitz active…

      zzz he can't deny that kid…we don't need no tezt 2/prove shit..zz

    24. sta says – reply to this


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      Noone gives a flying poop about this dork.

      Stop posting about him, bobby brown is more interesting.

    25. antmo says – reply to this


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      just an observation… but when you first posted yesterday perez, you said she looked nothing like him!

    26. jess says – reply to this


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      I dare you perez to put in a offer just remeber he said profits to charity even if its only 5% with most of his money going to Dina 80% then 5% to charity 8% to agents and then say 20% to the future child supports well he gets 000 in fact he has to give money to people lol suck on that LOHAN

    27. jess says – reply to this


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      Re: heidi – well done heidi I've been trying for 2 years to get a first … on a tad sad



    28. 28

      Thanks for NOT showing the MINOR today Perez!
      It was getting DISGUSTING!
      Today calling her "that little girl " is respectful!



    29. 29

      Re: LL – Oh hush saMANtha!

    30. Bella says – reply to this


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      Do people obviously give a rat's ass about this fool??? Please no more Lohan caca de vaca…who cares???

    31. Lucie says – reply to this


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      Re: Jay –
      Yet still you read this page, right?

    32. Weath says – reply to this


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      Michael Lohan is the father of my baby too!!!!

    33. Fand says – reply to this


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      Perez, didn't you say the mother was a whore and all sorts of mean things? She has had this child for 13 years and not a word….and DickWad Lohan has known about her for a week and is already using her for money. Who is the Ho?

    34. j-b says – reply to this


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      Does this loser pay child support for any of his spawn or does he just mooch off of them?



    35. 35

      man whore…



    36. 36

      noone really cares about this POS's bastard children. wonder how many are out there. lol

    37. Lowha says – reply to this


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      Why does he think he's relavent? Because he is the unfortunate father of a famous person? This is a ridiculous day and age if we have resorted to courting this mans' "celebrity"
      Come on people and ignore him and hopefully he will go away. perez, stop reporting on this clown.

    38. Nicho says – reply to this


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      TOTALLY TRUE! I HELLA AGREE WITH THIS PART.

      "If anyone should be profiting of this, it should be that little girl - NOT Michael Loahan!"

      i love lindsay…but her dad is fucking nuts!



    39. 39

      bahaha, loser.

    40. marki says – reply to this


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      OMG He is so hot!!!!!!!!!



    41. 41

      He is such a loser.

    42. CanOf says – reply to this


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      LMAO!!! THIS GUY IS A SUCH A LOSER….WHAT DID WHATS HER NAME SEE IN HIM…LMAO HES A TURD

    43. Smirk says – reply to this


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      Like I said, deluded. When you're not, you're not.

    44. H says – reply to this


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      I saw on TMZ he wanted 10G if it was negative, and 20G if it was positive. He's still an ass though.