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Well this is an interesting turn of events.

As you may recall, Verne Troyer's man-looking former girlfriend, Ranae Shrider, claimed in a recent interview that she wasn't a gold digger and certainly wasn't using Mini-Me to further her career.

Hah! Riiiiight.

She also said that neither she nor Verne authorized the release of the sex tape and that it was stolen from their home so they filed a police report.

Well, we mentioned yesterday that we thought Ranae might have been the one to release the tape herself.

And it turns out we were right!!! That girl is one lying biatch!

She is now admitting that she is the one who authorized a clip of the sex tape to hit the net!!!

And sources are saying she's looking around to sell the tape.

Her asking price? A mere $25,000 minimum.

Reports are that a deal may have already been made and the tape could be released as early as next week.

But again, ewwwww.

Who'd want to pay to see that?

We wouldn't even watch it for free!

But, more importantly, if Ranae did authorize the clip to be made public and she's shopping it around for the highest bidder, doesn't that mean she lied on the police report claiming it was stolen? ?????

Is there even a police report? And if so, can't she go to jail for making a false report?

Inneresting.

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    66 comments to “Pimpin' Out Mini Me”

    1. xusze says – reply to this


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      Gross!

    2. caz says – reply to this


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      first!… nope

    3. FATPE says – reply to this


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      I want to watch mini Me fuck Perez's Fat Face!!!!

    4. first says – reply to this


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      first?

    5. jewlz says – reply to this


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      NAH!!! EWW

    6. Ceylu says – reply to this


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      Man looking or not…Vernes lucky as hell to have her!!!

    7. ME says – reply to this


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      something about her looks like heidi. ewww…

    8. lucie says – reply to this


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      It's kind of like seeing a REALLY BAD ACCIDENT on the freeway. You don't wanna look, but you just can't help it. And when you do, you're wishing you hadn't of.

    9. Helen says – reply to this


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      Out of sheer morbid curiousity, I would watch. I wouldn't PAY to see it, but I'd watch it if I could download it.
      Course, I'll probably need therapy for YEARS afterwards, but I'd still watch it! LOL!

    10. Mr. P says – reply to this


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      Nobody cares.

    11. Chels says – reply to this


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      Are you crazy??? NO! I won't be watching.

    12. aag says – reply to this


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      he is lucky to have her..she is cute



    13. 13

      ewww I would not watch that!

    14. Fhuba says – reply to this


      14

      Nasty.

    15. WHORE says – reply to this


      15

      A saloon called the Wild Indian outside of Clearwater, Florida — where Linda Hogan rests her cougar head — decided to publicly scalp Linda for knockin' baby boots with teenage Charley Hill.

      Bands Hard Truth and Jaded — just a coincidence.

    16. Sabri says – reply to this


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      hell yeah! that shiz gon be gross!

    17. e says – reply to this


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      ewww. no. i wouldnt watch it if you paid me. gross.

    18. ADNAN says – reply to this


      18

      Our sources say over the last few months Adnan has been getting into The Summit, the gated community where Brit lives. They have been "together," though we can't say it's still going on. We know they have been texting back and forth, at times complaining that Daddy Jamie is too "controlling" by trying to put the kibosh on the relationship.

      But here's the deal. Daddy Jamie's job is to be controlling — that's what a conservator does. And, sources tell us, Jamie's concern over his daughter seeing Adnan is not just his opinion — the doctors who are treating Brit have told him it would be a bad thing for Brit to hook up with the dude.

    19. Toots says – reply to this


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      I would TOTALLY watch it! Weird freak midget or amputee porn is like a car wreck. You just have to watch it!



    20. 20

      just thinking about these 2 fking makes me throw up in my mouth a lil

    21. kammm says – reply to this


      21

      GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

    22. McNas says – reply to this


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      I wouldn't watch that nasty shit if you paid me.

    23. i hea says – reply to this


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      Duh I'd watch it. Mini me porn!! Frickin' HILARIOUS!!

    24. cocol says – reply to this


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      yikes!

    25. princ says – reply to this


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      omg eww who would want to watch that??
      gross..uugghh!!

    26. Jenni says – reply to this


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      I wanna see it so I can laugh my ass off you know its got to look all crazy :)

    27. **na says – reply to this


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      ick…who wants to see verne's mini bits??

    28. ickyp says – reply to this


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      That is so nasty nasty nasty nasty nasty nasty nasty

      Then again, I guess some people dig midget porn.

    29. cg says – reply to this


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      her parents must be SO PROUD of their little girl. as least she's not obese and totally fugly… he could do worse

    30. girl says – reply to this


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      She looks like that Adrienne chick that married the Brady

    31. Marsh says – reply to this


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      This is just sad. Sad.

    32. Jolie says – reply to this


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      NASTY BITHC, GET A FUCKING JOB IF YOU WANT TO MAKE MONEY. 9 TO 5 IS NOT THAT HARD PEOPLE, COME ON!!!!!

    33. val71 says – reply to this


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      Seriously I want to see the tape it is gonna be so hilarious.
      remember on the surreal life when he was on his scooter drunk and naked that shit was fucking funny as hell just imagine wat this tape has in store for us.
      I am just a lil curious on how exactly they even had sex.! he cant barely walk for god sake. LOL..LOL.. oh well I'll let ya'll know details when I watch it ewwhhh.LOL..LOL..LOL..LOL…

    34. em says – reply to this


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      WHAT IS THIS THE 5TH DAY IN A ROW OF TALKING ABOUT MINI ME AND THAT GIRL? WHO CARES PEREZ!!!! STICK TO A-LIST PLEASE, NOT Z-LIST. GOD.

    35. dmd says – reply to this


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      YOU LYING SACK OF SHIT FAT BODY!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU"LL WATCH IT JUST LIKE YOU WATCH 2 GIRLS ONE CUP….EVERYBODY WILL WATCH IT OUT OF A SICK DESIRE TO SEE SHIT THAT CREEPS THEM OUT….YOU"LL WATCH IT FAT BODY AND YOU"LL LIKE IT!!!!!!!!!! ON ANOTHER NOTE THIS CHICK IS DUMB AS A ROCK IF SHE IS ONLY TAKING 25GS FOR IT..

    36. haha says – reply to this


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      I'd fuck her,but just a little bit

    37. Mel! says – reply to this


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      PEREZ COPIES TMZ PEREZ COPIES TMZ PEREZ COPIES TMZ PEREZ COPIES TMZ PEREZ COPIES TMZ PEREZ COPIES TMZ PEREZ COPIES TMZ PEREZ COPIES TMZ PEREZ COPIES TMZ PEREZ COPIES TMZ PEREZ COPIES TMZ PEREZ COPIES TMZ PEREZ COPIES TMZ PEREZ COPIES TMZ PEREZ COPIES TMZ PEREZ COPIES TMZ PEREZ COPIES TMZ PEREZ COPIES TMZ PEREZ COPIES TMZ PEREZ COPIES TMZ — PLAGERISM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    38. 38

      she's a fake bitch!!!

    39. Jolly says – reply to this


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      Oh please, Perez! You'll watch that nasty "2 Girls and A Cup" video but you think watching Mini-Me get it on is so gross you wouldn't watch it for free? Liar! Hahahahahahaha!!! You'd watch it and you'd love it!



    40. 40

      WHAT AN AWFUL WAY TO MAKE A LIVING. I WOULD RATHER WORK AT MCDONALDS FOR A YEAR THAN TO HAVE TO DO THAT FOR 25k.

    41. bling says – reply to this


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      damn perez as a gay.. you should be able to identify a beautiful woman.. she is really pretty. guess u dont see it from the straight perspective. course i would never hit it after she banged mini me now lol



    42. 42

      His interview on Stern was classic!



    43. 43

      I really wouldn't want to see that sex tape.
      Just knowing it exists is bad enough!



    44. 44

      When did she have her camel hump removed?

    45. Lexie says – reply to this


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      What a fucking freak.



    46. 46

      Inneresting?

    47. saul says – reply to this


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      1) You're a fag
      2) Only a fag would call her manish
      3) You're a fag
      4) That's the only sex tape I DO want to see
      5) Fag

    48. karri says – reply to this


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      eww how does he have sex wih her?

    49. haha says – reply to this


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      Well I guess the anal doesn't hurt!

    50. Kimbe says – reply to this


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      Come on Perez, you know you'd watch it out of sheer, morbid curiousity.

    51. kat says – reply to this


      51

      Just another skank ho. What a surprise!

    52. smd says – reply to this


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      She looks like Paul Stanley from KISS!

    53. STAR says – reply to this


      53

      Those jeans are tragic…..on second opinion, so is the whole outfit.

    54. bunse says – reply to this


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      Any woman who thinks that hanging with Verne Troyer can boost her career is beyond desperate.

    55. SAB says – reply to this


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      Seperated at birth…. anyone else think she looks like Tori Spelling?

    56. tmz says – reply to this


      56

      The level of weird bazaar shit escalates all the time. In order for Verne to keep up with her stride he's got to ride a God damn fucking Power Chair!!!!!!! The level of shit she would have to make herself go through to spread her legs is GROSS!!!!! Refelcting on an older movie wes craven did called They Live, when Roddy puts on the magic sunglasses and sees the world the way it is and looks at a wealthy person buying a newspaper,sees the cash and all it reads is black letters on white paper ( this is your god ) totally makes sense!!!!!

    57. Toppe says – reply to this


      57

      Gentlemen: At 2 foot 8 inches tall this guy is more MAN than 99% of the guys who read this blog (including me) To the guys who think a date is a sticky Hustler, a jar of lotion, and Rosie Palm. Any guy who is honest would have to admit he would nibble on this chicks goodie box all night long, given the chance. I TIP MY HAT TO THIS PLAYER who shows me he has more GAME than almost any male I know. Verne you are the MAN and now that I know YOU were stepping out on HER not the other way around I see you as a Mini god. Say what you want, ridicule all you want BUT this MAN is The Man..

    58. kylie says – reply to this


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      There is no sex tape. There was only ever a short 'kissing' video - as a teaser to a pretend non-existent sex tape. It's all a publicity stunt by Renae who wanted to get in the headlines. Unfortunately it has worked.

    59. wtf i says – reply to this


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      u must be confused….gay men are not what u should compare straight women to. That's a woman, nothing manly about her. men who talk like chicks and act like chicks are not chicks, nor should they be the standard for which u judge women against. u gay people are like another species. a strange and unusual hybrid of sexes…….very muddled, like a sexual-mutt…..

    60. alexi says – reply to this


      60

      Quit posting stuff about these two freaks. I think it's absolutely disgusting that they have gotten as much press as they have already. MOVE ON to something that isn't a circus fucking sideshow please.

    61. poop says – reply to this


      61

      HEY I WOULD FUCK MINI ME
      TWIST MY NIPPS

    62. Steve says – reply to this


      62

      How does she look manly? She's not a bad looking girl at all,just CRAZY!
      Verne probably thought he was the man having her .

    63. Cream says – reply to this


      63

      Oh my. Certainly does look like Paul Stanley. That is a definate seperated at birth.

    64. Folks says – reply to this


      64

      Different strokes for different Folks!

    65. illy says – reply to this


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      DON'T WANT NO SHORT DICK MAN.

      Please please stop paying any attention to these two. He had waaay over the 15 minutes he barely earned and this is a feeble attempt to make the public give a fuck. The thought of this disgusting footage being out there is making me ill. And it has nothing to do with the fact that he is a small person– sex is sex between anyone. But putting this image in peoples minds to get media coverage and make a buck is shallow and pathetic. Get a job.

      As for the pitiful girl who lied about all this and is "not a gold-digger" it blows my mind that she would actually think that this will jump start her non-existent career. You, my dear, will ALWAYS be known as the chick who fucked mini-me and nothing else. You have single handedly made yourself a joke in the business. Don't quit your job at Sizzler.

    66. ass says – reply to this


      66

      "Verne Troyer's man-looking former girlfriend, Ranae Shrider"
      -
      man-looking?! Sorry Perez, but you've got your gay goggles on. She's pretty fuckin' cute.