Pimpin' Out Mini Me
Filed under: Media Minute > Mini-Me
Well this is an interesting turn of events.
As you may recall, Verne Troyer's man-looking former girlfriend, Ranae Shrider, claimed in a recent interview that she wasn't a gold digger and certainly wasn't using Mini-Me to further her career.
Hah! Riiiiight.
She also said that neither she nor Verne authorized the release of the sex tape and that it was stolen from their home so they filed a police report.
Well, we mentioned yesterday that we thought Ranae might have been the one to release the tape herself.
And it turns out we were right!!! That girl is one lying biatch!
She is now admitting that she is the one who authorized a clip of the sex tape to hit the net!!!
And sources are saying she's looking around to sell the tape.
Her asking price? A mere $25,000 minimum.
Reports are that a deal may have already been made and the tape could be released as early as next week.
But again, ewwwww.
Who'd want to pay to see that?
We wouldn't even watch it for free!
But, more importantly, if Ranae did authorize the clip to be made public and she's shopping it around for the highest bidder, doesn't that mean she lied on the police report claiming it was stolen? ?????
Is there even a police report? And if so, can't she go to jail for making a false report?
Inneresting.
[Image via WENN.]
Gross!
first!… nope
I want to watch mini Me fuck Perez's Fat Face!!!!
first?
NAH!!! EWW
Man looking or not…Vernes lucky as hell to have her!!!
something about her looks like heidi. ewww…
It's kind of like seeing a REALLY BAD ACCIDENT on the freeway. You don't wanna look, but you just can't help it. And when you do, you're wishing you hadn't of.
Out of sheer morbid curiousity, I would watch. I wouldn't PAY to see it, but I'd watch it if I could download it.
Course, I'll probably need therapy for YEARS afterwards, but I'd still watch it! LOL!
Nobody cares.
Are you crazy??? NO! I won't be watching.
he is lucky to have her..she is cute
ewww I would not watch that!
Nasty.
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Bands Hard Truth and Jaded — just a coincidence.
hell yeah! that shiz gon be gross!
ewww. no. i wouldnt watch it if you paid me. gross.
Our sources say over the last few months Adnan has been getting into The Summit, the gated community where Brit lives. They have been "together," though we can't say it's still going on. We know they have been texting back and forth, at times complaining that Daddy Jamie is too "controlling" by trying to put the kibosh on the relationship.
But here's the deal. Daddy Jamie's job is to be controlling — that's what a conservator does. And, sources tell us, Jamie's concern over his daughter seeing Adnan is not just his opinion — the doctors who are treating Brit have told him it would be a bad thing for Brit to hook up with the dude.
I would TOTALLY watch it! Weird freak midget or amputee porn is like a car wreck. You just have to watch it!
just thinking about these 2 fking makes me throw up in my mouth a lil
GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I wouldn't watch that nasty shit if you paid me.
Duh I'd watch it. Mini me porn!! Frickin' HILARIOUS!!
yikes!
omg eww who would want to watch that??
gross..uugghh!!
I wanna see it so I can laugh my ass off you know its got to look all crazy
ick…who wants to see verne's mini bits??
That is so nasty nasty nasty nasty nasty nasty nasty
Then again, I guess some people dig midget porn.
her parents must be SO PROUD of their little girl. as least she's not obese and totally fugly… he could do worse
She looks like that Adrienne chick that married the Brady
This is just sad. Sad.
NASTY BITHC, GET A FUCKING JOB IF YOU WANT TO MAKE MONEY. 9 TO 5 IS NOT THAT HARD PEOPLE, COME ON!!!!!
Seriously I want to see the tape it is gonna be so hilarious.
remember on the surreal life when he was on his scooter drunk and naked that shit was fucking funny as hell just imagine wat this tape has in store for us.
I am just a lil curious on how exactly they even had sex.! he cant barely walk for god sake. LOL..LOL.. oh well I'll let ya'll know details when I watch it ewwhhh.LOL..LOL..LOL..LOL…
WHAT IS THIS THE 5TH DAY IN A ROW OF TALKING ABOUT MINI ME AND THAT GIRL? WHO CARES PEREZ!!!! STICK TO A-LIST PLEASE, NOT Z-LIST. GOD.
YOU LYING SACK OF SHIT FAT BODY!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU"LL WATCH IT JUST LIKE YOU WATCH 2 GIRLS ONE CUP….EVERYBODY WILL WATCH IT OUT OF A SICK DESIRE TO SEE SHIT THAT CREEPS THEM OUT….YOU"LL WATCH IT FAT BODY AND YOU"LL LIKE IT!!!!!!!!!! ON ANOTHER NOTE THIS CHICK IS DUMB AS A ROCK IF SHE IS ONLY TAKING 25GS FOR IT..
I'd fuck her,but just a little bit
PEREZ COPIES TMZ PEREZ COPIES TMZ PEREZ COPIES TMZ PEREZ COPIES TMZ PEREZ COPIES TMZ PEREZ COPIES TMZ PEREZ COPIES TMZ PEREZ COPIES TMZ PEREZ COPIES TMZ PEREZ COPIES TMZ PEREZ COPIES TMZ PEREZ COPIES TMZ PEREZ COPIES TMZ PEREZ COPIES TMZ PEREZ COPIES TMZ PEREZ COPIES TMZ PEREZ COPIES TMZ PEREZ COPIES TMZ PEREZ COPIES TMZ PEREZ COPIES TMZ — PLAGERISM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
she's a fake bitch!!!
Oh please, Perez! You'll watch that nasty "2 Girls and A Cup" video but you think watching Mini-Me get it on is so gross you wouldn't watch it for free? Liar! Hahahahahahaha!!! You'd watch it and you'd love it!
WHAT AN AWFUL WAY TO MAKE A LIVING. I WOULD RATHER WORK AT MCDONALDS FOR A YEAR THAN TO HAVE TO DO THAT FOR 25k.
damn perez as a gay.. you should be able to identify a beautiful woman.. she is really pretty. guess u dont see it from the straight perspective. course i would never hit it after she banged mini me now lol
His interview on Stern was classic!
I really wouldn't want to see that sex tape.
Just knowing it exists is bad enough!
When did she have her camel hump removed?
What a fucking freak.
Inneresting?
1) You're a fag
2) Only a fag would call her manish
3) You're a fag
4) That's the only sex tape I DO want to see
5) Fag
eww how does he have sex wih her?
Well I guess the anal doesn't hurt!
Come on Perez, you know you'd watch it out of sheer, morbid curiousity.
Just another skank ho. What a surprise!
She looks like Paul Stanley from KISS!
Those jeans are tragic…..on second opinion, so is the whole outfit.
Any woman who thinks that hanging with Verne Troyer can boost her career is beyond desperate.
Seperated at birth…. anyone else think she looks like Tori Spelling?
The level of weird bazaar shit escalates all the time. In order for Verne to keep up with her stride he's got to ride a God damn fucking Power Chair!!!!!!! The level of shit she would have to make herself go through to spread her legs is GROSS!!!!! Refelcting on an older movie wes craven did called They Live, when Roddy puts on the magic sunglasses and sees the world the way it is and looks at a wealthy person buying a newspaper,sees the cash and all it reads is black letters on white paper ( this is your god ) totally makes sense!!!!!
Gentlemen: At 2 foot 8 inches tall this guy is more MAN than 99% of the guys who read this blog (including me) To the guys who think a date is a sticky Hustler, a jar of lotion, and Rosie Palm. Any guy who is honest would have to admit he would nibble on this chicks goodie box all night long, given the chance. I TIP MY HAT TO THIS PLAYER who shows me he has more GAME than almost any male I know. Verne you are the MAN and now that I know YOU were stepping out on HER not the other way around I see you as a Mini god. Say what you want, ridicule all you want BUT this MAN is The Man..
There is no sex tape. There was only ever a short 'kissing' video - as a teaser to a pretend non-existent sex tape. It's all a publicity stunt by Renae who wanted to get in the headlines. Unfortunately it has worked.
u must be confused….gay men are not what u should compare straight women to. That's a woman, nothing manly about her. men who talk like chicks and act like chicks are not chicks, nor should they be the standard for which u judge women against. u gay people are like another species. a strange and unusual hybrid of sexes…….very muddled, like a sexual-mutt…..
Quit posting stuff about these two freaks. I think it's absolutely disgusting that they have gotten as much press as they have already. MOVE ON to something that isn't a circus fucking sideshow please.
HEY I WOULD FUCK MINI ME
TWIST MY NIPPS
How does she look manly? She's not a bad looking girl at all,just CRAZY!
Verne probably thought he was the man having her .
Oh my. Certainly does look like Paul Stanley. That is a definate seperated at birth.
Different strokes for different Folks!
DON'T WANT NO SHORT DICK MAN.
Please please stop paying any attention to these two. He had waaay over the 15 minutes he barely earned and this is a feeble attempt to make the public give a fuck. The thought of this disgusting footage being out there is making me ill. And it has nothing to do with the fact that he is a small person– sex is sex between anyone. But putting this image in peoples minds to get media coverage and make a buck is shallow and pathetic. Get a job.
As for the pitiful girl who lied about all this and is "not a gold-digger" it blows my mind that she would actually think that this will jump start her non-existent career. You, my dear, will ALWAYS be known as the chick who fucked mini-me and nothing else. You have single handedly made yourself a joke in the business. Don't quit your job at Sizzler.
"Verne Troyer's man-looking former girlfriend, Ranae Shrider"
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man-looking?! Sorry Perez, but you've got your gay goggles on. She's pretty fuckin' cute.