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Filed under: Spencer Pratt > Heidi Montag
They must really really love Jesus….or the publicity he brings them!
Once again, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag were out and about for one of their "candid" paparazzi photo shoots on Monday.
The pair hit up the DMV and it seems like Spencer is really happy he passed some test.
Has he been driving illegally all this time????
Pratt showed off his Jesus tee and Montag, though you can't see it, had a Virgin Mary chastity belt on!
Update: Turns out the pair were at the DMV to register to vote.
They love Jesus AND America too; how patriotic!
[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]
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WTF. why do people care about these two shits?
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lame.
PLEASE BOYCOT COMMENTS ON THESE TWO - ITS THE ONLY WAY TO MAKE THEM GO AWAY >>> REFRAIN PLEASE
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lame.
FAKE Shi*t!
first?
lame.
Who are they again? Why are they "famous"?
what the hell is spencer wearing?????????????
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OMG! lol
I think I just threw up a little bit…
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I used to want them to die. Now they're so boring I just don't give a crap. Can we not hear about them anymore? Please?
what is he wearing?! Are those shorts or pants?
fake B*tches
Isn't she more of a d-lister, how does that whore get a birkin? slut.
they were there to register to vote moron. get it straight.
why does perez keep posting about these ugly fucks? stop giving them attention. ps heidi i hope your fake tits contract an infection and spencer, i hope you get aids.
puke.
FUCKKK why does Heidi have so many Kelly bags.
Don't see her parading her shit ass fashion line around, do you…..
NO ONE CARES PEREZ.
Would these two phonies Fuck off already!
Ya so umm thie spidy thing has gone on for to long, They are NO BODYS WHO HAVE DONE NOTHING!!! Who cares…
Aren't they D-listers. How does that c*** get a Birkin. I hate them. She is so dumb.
im still blown away by the fact that their entire lives are a sham. how do they live like that
Forgive Me if This new found Religion is true, BUT if not DISGUSTING Pair!
I can not believe these two allow themselves to be in the lowest of the lowest level human can get, and still manage to stage it so it can be seen.
THEY DO NEED JESUS!
I sincerely have never been so discussed.
Both of them are repulsive.
Frankly I don't think Jesus would be caught dead in cargo-capri pants.
what lame-os
i'm not sure how anybody would love him with those hideous pants on
god doesn't even love them
It's so disgusting how this is just a PHASE for them
Am I supposed to buy that these two superfical twits actually have a spiritual side?
They are way too self absorbed and materialistic to even have a clue. The inane songs she sings send a completely different message. Hypocritical fucktards!
Re: Heidi – Oh hush saMANtha!
Maybe it was the clerk of courts and they're getting married. Either way, they're gross.
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Honest to God how many Hermes Bags does this TPT have??? They need to stop selling to her. Otherwise Like with the chanel bags these girls wear, I will no longer wish I had.
They are fake
disgusting. pathetic. sinners.
how does this twit have two birkin bags…? will they please go away.
I HATE THIS GUY. HE LOOKS LIKE AN UGLY GOLDEN RETRIEVER. JESUS IS DEAD YOU MIDWESTERN CARNY
Your fakeness in trying to make fun of them is lame at best. Try better next time.
Perhaps if you stop posting their pictures, they will go away…
This poor girl doesn't even realize she is being USED by this guy…So sad!!!!
why is she so ugly?? I dont get it
HELLO, PEREZ. THIS IS GOD. I JUST WANTED TO INFORM YOU OF THE HYPOCRISY OF THESE TWO BARBIE DOLLS. I DID NOT CREATE SUCH A MESS. FOR STARTERS THOSE WHO BANG BEFORE MARRIAGE ARE NOT ALLOWED THROUGH THE GATES OF THE HOLY WHATEVER IT IS THEY HAVE HERE.
HEIDI ALSO HAS CHANGED A LOT ABOUT HER FEATURES THAT I ONCE CREATED…I THOUGHT I DID A PRETTY GOOD JOB WITH THE MIXTURES I WAS GIVEN FROM HER HORSE OF A FATHER ED AND HER MISTAKE OF A MOTHER.
APPARENTLY I DIDN'T PUT ENOUGH CHIN ON MS. HEIDI. I SUGGEST SHE GO BACK TO HER PLASTIC SURGEON AND GET ANOTHER CHIN-SHAVE.
SPENCER, I BLESSED SPENCER WITH STUNNING GOOD LOOKS AND BIG TEETH. HE LOOKS LIKE THE OTHER JACKASS' I HAVE CREATED.
HOWEVER, SADLY, SPENCER IS NOT HUNG LIKE THE HORSE HE LOOKS LIKE.
ANYWAYS, THIS IS GOD. YOU KIDS STAY CLEAN AND USE CONDOMS.
PEACE LOVE AND ALL THAT IS HOLY.
~~GOD
PEREZ, why do you even talk about them? if you dont talk about them, their 15 minutes of retarded fame will finally be over. let them die out!! theyre sooo terrible.
why do you keep posting stuff about these idiots? they make me want to vomit!
someone needs to take one for the team and just kill these two
such fucking losers! Good ol Spence looks like he shops at the salvation army. Heidi is so fucking clueless that she is trying to look like shes got no clue the camera men are there. She is a ugly bitch and she will never amount to anything but another reality show whore. go beat yourself with the ugly stick some more B!CTH3S
These two clowns probably wait at home thinking, "okay, nobody has taken our photo for a while so lets go do something!" i bet they prep at home to do this shyt and even have pre-discussion of what they are going to wear in public to get a buzz off this shyt!!!! i am SO DAMN tired of these two fake bitches! omg, wwjd? really??? im sure he wouldn't like this shyt!!!!!!!!!!
WOW, WHAT HYPOCRITES! I love how the title of her new song is "One More Drink" since she just announced on the View how she DOESN'T drink!! What a liar!! And on top of that I'm sure the geniune Christians in this world aren't to proud of the song title either.
Please, her Hermes bags are as real as her boobs!
these two are a waste of human life…….
Selling yourselves out is one thing, but using Jesus Christ to sell yourselves out is the lowest of the low, especially considering the lifestyle they live (or at least, the one they portray on The Hills).
She wouldn't wear the Virgin Mary. She's a Baptist, remember? That means she hates Catholics, gays, and anyone else who disagrees with her "Biblical" viewpoint.
No offence intended, but this really sums up 'America' for me…its called Secularism you slut monkeys!!
spencer no one cares about you- youre a tag along-
your 30secs of fame are up the reason why people know you is because
no one can forget that face of yours -ew
they were registering to vote.
They both have rich parents. If not they could'nt act up like this.
Wish Heidi's dad would be arrested for tax fraud. Then she would have to strip or suck dick to survive.
As for her douche bag boy friend spencer, he can sell crack, go to prison and get ass raped 24/7, he is cute, and he is the closes thing to a girl in prison. that asshole will be HUGE!! after a couple of days.
Both of you are soooo desperate that you'll try anything, even if that means pretending to be religious this month. The Christian music listeners are not going to fall for your latest scheme. Obviously from all the responses here and the other sites, people want you to GO AWAY!!!!!
i registered when i was 18. wtf took them so long?
fucking posers.
congratulations speidi. you are the most hated people in hollywood.
Re: GOD – GOD YOU CRACKED ME UP
YOU ARE AWESOME!!
they aren't good christians because they had sex before married. Remember when Heidi had the pregnant scare when Spencer was unfaithful?
are those pants? or shorts? short pants? wtf capris
Heidi has one of the ugliest faces ever. She also has no talent at all. Why the fuck is this douche bag famous?
She's so ugly!
She can't sing. She can't dance. She can't act. She's not even attractive. Who is this nobody?
McCain doesn't want their vote.
These two douchebags are some of the most unchrist-like christians I have ever seen in my life.
these douchebags weren't registered yet?? They have to be at least 24 years old, right? They could have voted in the last presidential election for sure.. Where were they then? They shouldn't be showing this off, I thought I was being lazy when I waited six months to register..
Those two are ridiculous!! Spencer is a nasty piece of shit that likes to put everyone down to make himself look better (not working though) and Heidi is a wanna be!! Neither one will ever be respected, they are nasty trash.. At least Lauren has a little bit of class (whori oops Heidi has none!!) L-O-S-E-R-S !
retards…
Perez, are you continuing on showing these 2 pathetic losers because they kiss your ass?!?!?! They need to keep their mouths shut, everytime they try to smile for the camera they look like a HORSE!!!
where does Heidi get all these amazing handbags? i've seen her with 5 different birkins
i see you spencer rocking them j's!!! lol
Am I the only one who thinks he looks like a gay adolescent?
JESUS CHRIST!!!! won't someone run this fucks over or can I put a special request for GOD to strike them down!!!!!
im so sick of them theyre douche bags and i cant wait til theire 15 mins of fame expires because who cares about them? no one
THESE TWO ARE SO FUCKING LAME!!!! I THINK PEREZ IS SECRETLY THIER BEST FRIEND!!!!
Seriously, who cares anymore ?
No, it is not patriotic to love Jesus. It is patriotic to love the religious freedom that our Constitution grants to all U.S. citizens. What religion you follow, if any, is a matter of personal choice and thank God we have that personal choice because it is a rare thing in the history of mankind.
(BTW, why do these simpering prats get so much airtime around here? I couldn't care less about them.)
I don't keep up with all of the famous people, don't know who these people are. But I will have to say I love Jesus also.
He can't stop commenting because they're tight. There was a photo of Perez leaving church with the two of them on E!Online just last week.
Aren't these two idiots living in sin!! Wear all the Jesus t's you want your still going to hell!!! Dumbassess
UGGGGGH i hate these asshole i hope she dumbs this loser soon like someone really needs to punch this guy like soon
Oh my word. This is so obviously staged. Yes, they are fabulous icons for the Christian faith..
two mutherfugging fugly ass retards! Perez, I wish YOU would put an end to giving them more publicity on your site. ban them.
How short are that dudes legs???..omfg..lol
How the hell can she have all those different hermes bags….she is not that wealthy…she is trying to pull a victoria beckham…nice try!
these two skank publicity whores disgust me. please stop wasting precious internet space on them!
STOP SHOWING THESE TWO LOSERS - THAT IS THE ONLY WAY THEY WILL GO AWAY!
everyone keeps saying that they are getting too much publicity and staging their own paparazzi but maybe if everyone stopped writitng about them..AKA Perez and Tmz and all the other sites then maybe they wont get so much damn publicity… they thrive on the fame that you are giving them!!!!
PLEASE BOYCOT COMMENTS ON THESE TWO - ITS THE ONLY WAY TO MAKE THEM GO AWAY >>> REFRAIN PLEASE
I would like it if she wuz a Muslum and covered her horse face up so I wouldn't get sick when I look at her! And as for Spencer Rat, I wish he would drink gasoline! Fuck Jesus! Hail SATAN!
I know someone who was directly involved in her half brother's funeral. He was a soldier that went to Iraq so she can have this lame ass life she has. She never went to the funeral, she only went to the wake and then bounced.(too busy and self centered) After that she had the nerve to cry on TV on how much her brother meant to her…What a fake &^^&^&^%%!
It's absolutely disgusting that they are using religion for publicity. What in the hell is the world coming to? Just stfu and stick to shitty reality.
you mean, they havent voted until NOW??
Say what you will about miss Mont-Hag, but that is a fantastic bag.
These two are the biggest dipshits !!!!!!
what the hell is up with his pants? he is such a douche.
DON'T STAND TOO CLOSE TO THEM!!
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I SEE A LIGHTNING BOLT IN THEIR FUTURE!!
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