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Looks like George Clooney's ex-girlfriend, Sarah Larson, is all about celebrity peen.
Sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com that on Tuesday night the former COCKtail waitress dined at Vegas hotspot Simon at Palm Place with hot hot actor Jason Statham.
Poor girl. When you start with George Clooney, your only real option is to eff your way down the celeb food chain.
After din din, Larson attended the swim-with-the-ducks pool party at Palms Place, which featured more than 25,000 rubber ducks in the pool.
We're guessing that the ducks weren't the only rubber thing Larson rubbed up against that night!
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: July 2, 2008 at 2:11 pm
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It looks like she got an adam's apple.
gRANDPA GEORGE WILL NEVER SETTLE DOWN
Great, another manufactured celebrity.
Just what the world needs.
Someone who is famous for dating someone famous.
Her job for the next 20 years will
be attending the 'right" party and being
seen in the "right' club.
Nice work if you can get it.
You're telling me a regular old cocktail waitress was able to date George Clooney? Hey….I'm sure for her (even though he's following the world's most eligible bachelor) Jason Statham is still good for her…I mean what is her claim to fame exactly?
ummm…but Jason Statham is so sexy
I think she is moving up, jason is so fucking hot and has a cool ass British accent.
Clooney is old and looks lazy, like he'd always make you be on top. jason looks like he can drive it HOME!!!
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♥ Oh how I luv ”' me george ””
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ let me count the wayzzzzzz like…a ZILLION…..
HEZ ZO FINE…………………….I WANT HIMM……………………..◘◘
its so sad because shes really pretty
Pererz ur such a misogynist.
What color pus do you think is oozing from Georgie's thang now?
I'm sorry, but Jason Statham is effing SEXY!!!!!!!! Nothing against George, but Jason Statham is hot hot hot. He may be down the celeb food chain, but not far.
ever seen Snatch???? Turkish was YUMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sucks for her next boyfriend.. after she fucked george clooney how can you compete lol
shes really hot but seems to be an ATTTENTION WHORE
Well…she's hot. Hot chicks in LA get celebs. What do you expect?
please stop mentioning her. She's nobody. Just call her Clooney's ex or nothing at all. Don't mention these fame/gold-digging whores.
um jason has done a lot of great movies. i don't think he's at the bottom at all. george is kinda cheesy if you remember him from the '80's.
leave her alone! she didn't do anything wrong. she's just as normal as any one of us..
Um whatever! Jason Statham is oh-so-hot. Much better than Clooney. Yuck.
God, i'm jealous of her…i love Jason dammit.
Ummmm… is she a professional beard now? Jason Statham is a well known gay man. Sure, he isn't OUT… but anyone who knows anyone is H'Wood can tell you he is gay. (As is Eddie Murphy, BTW)
Sooo, she went from Clooney… (another closeted homosexual) to Statham.
You have absolutely ZERO facts here. You are just making up crap in order to try and justify the boring pictures you are posting. Apparently all of your sources have dried up and you can no longer get celeb tips OR pics except the throw aways that nobody else wants??? This used to be the best celeb blog on the net simply because you always had up-to-the-minute breaking celeb news and inside stories. Now, you've become like that moron Janet Charleton (I think that's her name. I visited her site regularly for a couple of weeks but dumped it because her made-up stories were an insult to my intelligence). You don't have any inside news so you're just making stuff up. What happened to you? Do you just not care enough to dig anymore or what?
Jason Statham? Ewww, have you seen his pictures Perez? He's so NOT hot, hot. He's old and bald. Well, come to think of it, I guess he's the only option available for Sarah. She had a pretty hot, hot guy in George, so I guess she has to take what's left in the Hollywood str8 men population.
man…there go my fantasies about Jason Statham! She's such a fame whore! Doesn't he try to keep it low profile and out of the media. She'll be off of him quickly if that's the case. Why didn't she just go for Kevin Federline or someone who makes the rounds? Maybe she could do a 3some with Speidi…they'd be perfect for each other. Jason is too hot for her anyway.
How sad…her life has peaked at 29…
George usually gives his concubines a severance package, any word on what she received? or just the new titties…
who the heck is jason s and what is he famous for?
Jason Statham only has a thing for eye candy for the pictures. He'll keep her around as a fucktoy like he did his last girlfriend, taking her out on the town for dinner but never giving her anything but dick when they get home. By the time he dumps her she'll be as broke as the day she sucked his dick for the first time.
give me georgeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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wow!! Jason is an upgrade. Way hotter than Clooney.
PEREZ YOU BETTER HAVE SOMEONE RECORDING YOUR ASS RUNNING SHIRTLESS ON THE 4TH. WE WANNA KNOW YOU KEPT YOUR PROMISE!!!! I DID NOT FORGET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2 DAYS PEREZ. 2 DAYS!
She is so trashy. She is like a hooker and gets by, by sleeping around.
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Why on earth did George ever date her?
Wasn't see a stripper before she date an A lister?
She is not even pretty. Why would an A lister even date her?
Lucky bitch!! George and Jason…..I dont care if she is fugly…those boys are hot:)
let her be!
ewwww! that bitch is so disgusting!!!! what the hell????? she is obviously a gold diggin hoe, how can any good looking man even risk the chance to get some herpes?!?!?!? there are way better looking hoes out there to waste your time with!!!! Jason Straham went TOO low
she will soon be engaged to Kid Rock or someone from Blink 182
Statham is a confirmed fag.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! She can have ANYONE but HIM!!!!!!
Hey, more power to her! Who wants cheap-ass peen if you can bag rich-ass peen? If I were a model, I'd fuck the hell out of celebrity men, too!
He might not be near as famous, but he ties in my book when it comes to how effing hot Statham is. 'Specially with that accent. Yes please.
fuck u perez. . .we love Sarah
George is a douche bag !!! carrying on like he's 24. He's a grown man that should settle down and have kids.
He could learn a thing or two from Brad Pitt.
Clooney is disgusting! Sarah was the best thing that could have happened to him and he blew it.
The man is old , too old . . .eew
Get married already, you punk ass bitch!
who does he think he's fooling?
He is so shallow
LOL
I LOVE JASON STATHAM!!!!! Man SHE IS LUCKY!
WHAT????? EFF THAT PEREZ!!! JASON'S GOT BIGGER BALLS THAN CLOONSTER COULD EVER HOPE FOR!!!!
he is gay
Interesting. Jason Statham was in the Italian Job, as well as Clooney, and he is also in the follow-up called the Brazilian Job.
Why are you so mean to this girl? She didn't dump Clooney. I can't find anything she did wrong yet you are making her seem like a ho just because she goes out on a date with someone else. This is what people do NumbNuts but then you wouldn't know because probably you've never dated anyone or vice versa.
Jason is yummy. Sarah is making the rounds like a low class hooker.
This climber had to make her move quickly before she is forgotten. Got to work her way around. Does she work? Who bought this pretty dress? Daddy?
Yeah, guess it is all downhill from here.
Perez- love you man, but WHY do you hate this woman so much? I just don't understand. So what if she's a cocktail waitress?
Re: Lizz – i thought the same thing when i read sarah was with jason–he must be gay too—you'd think they'd be smarter with the beards–or maybe it's just hard to find one you can trust so they have to reuse them
That lucky bitch!!! Jason Statham should have been the next James Bond, what an incredible hunk! I am a lucky bitch too, though, I've got myself a super-hunky 6'2” Maori Kiwi, that I had to go all the way to NZ for! If you haven't seen Jason Statham yet, google him and watch his movies, Transporter…etc…..He's made over 400 flicks, and gets better with age. In the looks department, he leaves Clooney for dead!
Jason Statham is soooo much hotter than George Grandpa Clooney! She moved UP the food chain (:
Re: Eva –
Clooney wasn't in the Italian Job.
Oh NOOOO!!!!
Jason is way too hot to date that star fucker
umm… yeah. jason statham is G-A-Y. he gave me a blowjob in a park while filming here in Vancouver last year. decent head. maybe he's bi…. whatever. she does seem like a professional beard now. has me more convinced that ol' george likes the boys….
Jason Statham is an upgrade from anywhere, and I don't care if she was formerly fucking God Himself.
Ewwwwww….Jason Statham is HHHHHHOOOOTTTTTT. jealous….
She is effing her way UP going from George to Jason. That is one hot piece right there- he's got waaayy more sexiness than Clooney could ever dream of having.
Its an upgrade over Clooney. Maybe 20 years ago - it wasnt. But in 2008 - its an upgrade.
I can't believe George dumped this girl.
Besides the fact that she's GORGEOUS and comes off as very sweet, he is getting on in his years and he's already losing his looks. He needs to settle down soon.
Hey! I think Jason is hot!
He might not be as rich as George but he sure is more handsome.
And… about the lady… she is a famewhore… thats all
clooney needs to be castrated.
After Clooney, everyone else is chopped liver.
this ho looks just like donald trumps wife or g-friend or whatever she is.
Perez, you crack me up!!
Re: GOODY – Goody said: "I think she is moving up, jason is so fucking hot and has a cool ass British accent.
Clooney is old and looks lazy, like he'd always make you be on top. jason looks like he can drive it HOME!!!"
LOL! I TOTALLY AGREE! Clloney DOES look like he'd be a lazy bottom!Besides, I'm not too sure George is all that into girls. Jason on the other hand? No doubt about it. He's hot. Clooney and his chiklet teeth? Not so much… anymore. Go Sarah! We're jealous as hell!!!
Jason Statham is WAY too good and hot for her.
How can you say hes a downgrade from george clooney?
Have you seen Snatch??!!??
I wouldn't exactly call him hot; considering who she used to be w/ and Jason's balding major.
I would hit Jason Statham, hes fuckin hot! Besides, O think clooney is fake and gay
jason statham is hot as hell. he is a real man not like, the george's and brad's in the industry who have gotten by on their looks, which by the way, they rely on way too much. can't stand their pretty boy acting AT ALL!!! , or pretty boy looks. real men rule and Jason you are hot as hell. whatever bitch's name is made a major upgrade. guess she has been on the right fucking couches in the industry.