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Looks like George Clooney's ex-girlfriend, Sarah Larson, is all about celebrity peen.
Sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com that on Tuesday night the former COCKtail waitress dined at Vegas hotspot Simon at Palm Place with hot hot actor Jason Statham.
Poor girl. When you start with George Clooney, your only real option is to eff your way down the celeb food chain.
After din din, Larson attended the swim-with-the-ducks pool party at Palms Place, which featured more than 25,000 rubber ducks in the pool.
We're guessing that the ducks weren't the only rubber thing Larson rubbed up against that night!
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