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Looks like George Clooney's ex-girlfriend, Sarah Larson, is all about celebrity peen.

Sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com that on Tuesday night the former COCKtail waitress dined at Vegas hotspot Simon at Palm Place with hot hot actor Jason Statham.

Poor girl. When you start with George Clooney, your only real option is to eff your way down the celeb food chain.

After din din, Larson attended the swim-with-the-ducks pool party at Palms Place, which featured more than 25,000 rubber ducks in the pool.       

We're guessing that the ducks weren't the only rubber thing Larson rubbed up against that night!

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  1. erica says – reply to this


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    1st

  2. Eli says – reply to this


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    It looks like she got an adam's apple.

  3. Marsh says – reply to this


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    gRANDPA GEORGE WILL NEVER SETTLE DOWN

  4. Rash says – reply to this


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    Great, another manufactured celebrity.
    Just what the world needs.
    Someone who is famous for dating someone famous.
    Her job for the next 20 years will
    be attending the 'right" party and being
    seen in the "right' club.
    Nice work if you can get it.

  5. Whitn says – reply to this


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    You're telling me a regular old cocktail waitress was able to date George Clooney? Hey….I'm sure for her (even though he's following the world's most eligible bachelor) Jason Statham is still good for her…I mean what is her claim to fame exactly?

  6. Kevin says – reply to this


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    ummm…but Jason Statham is so sexy

  7. GOODY says – reply to this


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    I think she is moving up, jason is so fucking hot and has a cool ass British accent.

    Clooney is old and looks lazy, like he'd always make you be on top. jason looks like he can drive it HOME!!!

  8. k=H=k says – reply to this


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    {{{{♥♥}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

    ♥ Oh how I luv ”' me george ””

    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ let me count the wayzzzzzz like…a ZILLION…..

    HEZ ZO FINE…………………….I WANT HIMM……………………..◘◘



  9. 9

    its so sad because shes really pretty

  10. Megan says – reply to this


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    Pererz ur such a misogynist.



  11. 11

    What color pus do you think is oozing from Georgie's thang now?

  12. Emily says – reply to this


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    I'm sorry, but Jason Statham is effing SEXY!!!!!!!! Nothing against George, but Jason Statham is hot hot hot. He may be down the celeb food chain, but not far.

    ever seen Snatch???? Turkish was YUMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  13. bling says – reply to this


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    sucks for her next boyfriend.. after she fucked george clooney how can you compete lol

    shes really hot but seems to be an ATTTENTION WHORE

  14. DB says – reply to this


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    Well…she's hot. Hot chicks in LA get celebs. What do you expect?

  15. Goodg says – reply to this


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    please stop mentioning her. She's nobody. Just call her Clooney's ex or nothing at all. Don't mention these fame/gold-digging whores.

  16. heath says – reply to this


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    um jason has done a lot of great movies. i don't think he's at the bottom at all. george is kinda cheesy if you remember him from the '80's.

  17. jen says – reply to this


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    leave her alone! she didn't do anything wrong. she's just as normal as any one of us..

  18. hbomb says – reply to this


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    Um whatever! Jason Statham is oh-so-hot. Much better than Clooney. Yuck.

  19. Aimee says – reply to this


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    God, i'm jealous of her…i love Jason dammit.

  20. Lizz says – reply to this


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    Ummmm… is she a professional beard now? Jason Statham is a well known gay man. Sure, he isn't OUT… but anyone who knows anyone is H'Wood can tell you he is gay. (As is Eddie Murphy, BTW)

    Sooo, she went from Clooney… (another closeted homosexual) to Statham.

  21. bored says – reply to this


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    You have absolutely ZERO facts here. You are just making up crap in order to try and justify the boring pictures you are posting. Apparently all of your sources have dried up and you can no longer get celeb tips OR pics except the throw aways that nobody else wants??? This used to be the best celeb blog on the net simply because you always had up-to-the-minute breaking celeb news and inside stories. Now, you've become like that moron Janet Charleton (I think that's her name. I visited her site regularly for a couple of weeks but dumped it because her made-up stories were an insult to my intelligence). You don't have any inside news so you're just making stuff up. What happened to you? Do you just not care enough to dig anymore or what?

  22. DLR says – reply to this


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    Jason Statham? Ewww, have you seen his pictures Perez? He's so NOT hot, hot. He's old and bald. Well, come to think of it, I guess he's the only option available for Sarah. She had a pretty hot, hot guy in George, so I guess she has to take what's left in the Hollywood str8 men population. :P

  23. Heidi says – reply to this


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    man…there go my fantasies about Jason Statham! She's such a fame whore! Doesn't he try to keep it low profile and out of the media. She'll be off of him quickly if that's the case. Why didn't she just go for Kevin Federline or someone who makes the rounds? Maybe she could do a 3some with Speidi…they'd be perfect for each other. Jason is too hot for her anyway.

  24. Slut says – reply to this


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    How sad…her life has peaked at 29…
    George usually gives his concubines a severance package, any word on what she received? or just the new titties…

  25. who? says – reply to this


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    who the heck is jason s and what is he famous for?



  26. 26

    Jason Statham only has a thing for eye candy for the pictures. He'll keep her around as a fucktoy like he did his last girlfriend, taking her out on the town for dinner but never giving her anything but dick when they get home. By the time he dumps her she'll be as broke as the day she sucked his dick for the first time.

  27. give says – reply to this


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    give me georgeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  28. leyla says – reply to this


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    wow!! Jason is an upgrade. Way hotter than Clooney.

  29. UMMMM says – reply to this


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    PEREZ YOU BETTER HAVE SOMEONE RECORDING YOUR ASS RUNNING SHIRTLESS ON THE 4TH. WE WANNA KNOW YOU KEPT YOUR PROMISE!!!! I DID NOT FORGET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2 DAYS PEREZ. 2 DAYS!

  30. IMO says – reply to this


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    She is so trashy. She is like a hooker and gets by, by sleeping around.
    .
    Why on earth did George ever date her?

  31. Riri says – reply to this


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    Wasn't see a stripper before she date an A lister?
    She is not even pretty. Why would an A lister even date her?

  32. Knjcl says – reply to this


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    Lucky bitch!! George and Jason…..I dont care if she is fugly…those boys are hot:)



  33. 33

    let her be!

  34. disgu says – reply to this


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    ewwww! that bitch is so disgusting!!!! what the hell????? she is obviously a gold diggin hoe, how can any good looking man even risk the chance to get some herpes?!?!?!? there are way better looking hoes out there to waste your time with!!!! Jason Straham went TOO low

  35. smorf says – reply to this


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    she will soon be engaged to Kid Rock or someone from Blink 182

  36. Fashu says – reply to this


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    Statham is a confirmed fag.



  37. 37

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! She can have ANYONE but HIM!!!!!!



  38. 38

    Hey, more power to her! Who wants cheap-ass peen if you can bag rich-ass peen? If I were a model, I'd fuck the hell out of celebrity men, too!

  39. CVD says – reply to this


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    He might not be near as famous, but he ties in my book when it comes to how effing hot Statham is. 'Specially with that accent. Yes please.

  40. mimi says – reply to this


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    fuck u perez. . .we love Sarah
    George is a douche bag !!! carrying on like he's 24. He's a grown man that should settle down and have kids.
    He could learn a thing or two from Brad Pitt.
    Clooney is disgusting! Sarah was the best thing that could have happened to him and he blew it.
    The man is old , too old . . .eew
    Get married already, you punk ass bitch!
    who does he think he's fooling?
    He is so shallow

  41. russo says – reply to this


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    LOL

  42. veshi says – reply to this


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    I LOVE JASON STATHAM!!!!! Man SHE IS LUCKY!

  43. ROCCO says – reply to this


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    WHAT????? EFF THAT PEREZ!!! JASON'S GOT BIGGER BALLS THAN CLOONSTER COULD EVER HOPE FOR!!!!

  44. chris says – reply to this


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    he is gay

  45. Eva says – reply to this


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    Interesting. Jason Statham was in the Italian Job, as well as Clooney, and he is also in the follow-up called the Brazilian Job.

  46. Leyla says – reply to this


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    Why are you so mean to this girl? She didn't dump Clooney. I can't find anything she did wrong yet you are making her seem like a ho just because she goes out on a date with someone else. This is what people do NumbNuts but then you wouldn't know because probably you've never dated anyone or vice versa.



  47. 47

    Jason is yummy. Sarah is making the rounds like a low class hooker.

  48. Zwink says – reply to this


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    This climber had to make her move quickly before she is forgotten. Got to work her way around. Does she work? Who bought this pretty dress? Daddy?



  49. 49

    Yeah, guess it is all downhill from here.

  50. Jenni says – reply to this


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    Perez- love you man, but WHY do you hate this woman so much? I just don't understand. So what if she's a cocktail waitress?

  51. tim says – reply to this


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    Re: Lizz – i thought the same thing when i read sarah was with jason–he must be gay too—you'd think they'd be smarter with the beards–or maybe it's just hard to find one you can trust so they have to reuse them

  52. kiwil says – reply to this


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    That lucky bitch!!! Jason Statham should have been the next James Bond, what an incredible hunk! I am a lucky bitch too, though, I've got myself a super-hunky 6'2” Maori Kiwi, that I had to go all the way to NZ for! If you haven't seen Jason Statham yet, google him and watch his movies, Transporter…etc…..He's made over 400 flicks, and gets better with age. In the looks department, he leaves Clooney for dead!

  53. Mandy says – reply to this


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    Jason Statham is soooo much hotter than George Grandpa Clooney! She moved UP the food chain (:

  54. Kate says – reply to this


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    Re: Eva

    Clooney wasn't in the Italian Job.

  55. kaka says – reply to this


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    Oh NOOOO!!!!
    Jason is way too hot to date that star fucker

  56. repre says – reply to this


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    umm… yeah. jason statham is G-A-Y. he gave me a blowjob in a park while filming here in Vancouver last year. decent head. maybe he's bi…. whatever. she does seem like a professional beard now. has me more convinced that ol' george likes the boys….

  57. jamie says – reply to this


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    Jason Statham is an upgrade from anywhere, and I don't care if she was formerly fucking God Himself.

  58. sTAR says – reply to this


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    Ewwwwww….Jason Statham is HHHHHHOOOOTTTTTT. jealous….

  59. I'll says – reply to this


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    She is effing her way UP going from George to Jason. That is one hot piece right there- he's got waaayy more sexiness than Clooney could ever dream of having.

  60. DAC says – reply to this


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    Its an upgrade over Clooney. Maybe 20 years ago - it wasnt. But in 2008 - its an upgrade.

  61. Savvy says – reply to this


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    I can't believe George dumped this girl.

    Besides the fact that she's GORGEOUS and comes off as very sweet, he is getting on in his years and he's already losing his looks. He needs to settle down soon.

  62. ASD says – reply to this


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    Hey! I think Jason is hot!
    He might not be as rich as George but he sure is more handsome.
    And… about the lady… she is a famewhore… thats all

  63. Ew says – reply to this


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    clooney needs to be castrated.

  64. Shots says – reply to this


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    After Clooney, everyone else is chopped liver.

  65. shand says – reply to this


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    this ho looks just like donald trumps wife or g-friend or whatever she is.

  66. susan says – reply to this


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    Perez, you crack me up!!

  67. Miche says – reply to this


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    Re: GOODY – Goody said: "I think she is moving up, jason is so fucking hot and has a cool ass British accent.
    Clooney is old and looks lazy, like he'd always make you be on top. jason looks like he can drive it HOME!!!"
    LOL! I TOTALLY AGREE! Clloney DOES look like he'd be a lazy bottom!Besides, I'm not too sure George is all that into girls. Jason on the other hand? No doubt about it. He's hot. Clooney and his chiklet teeth? Not so much… anymore. Go Sarah! We're jealous as hell!!!

  68. georg says – reply to this


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    Jason Statham is WAY too good and hot for her.
    How can you say hes a downgrade from george clooney?
    Have you seen Snatch??!!??

  69. AMO says – reply to this


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    I wouldn't exactly call him hot; considering who she used to be w/ and Jason's balding major.

  70. whate says – reply to this


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    I would hit Jason Statham, hes fuckin hot! Besides, O think clooney is fake and gay

  71. allyk says – reply to this


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    jason statham is hot as hell. he is a real man not like, the george's and brad's in the industry who have gotten by on their looks, which by the way, they rely on way too much. can't stand their pretty boy acting AT ALL!!! , or pretty boy looks. real men rule and Jason you are hot as hell. whatever bitch's name is made a major upgrade. guess she has been on the right fucking couches in the industry.

  72. @v@ says – reply to this


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    Who does she think she is, the female answer to Lance Armstrong? At least serial star f**ker Armstrong won a few bike races prior to his addiction to fame by connection.

  73. gator says – reply to this


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    At least Jason Statham has the possibility of fulfilling mother nature's mission of recreating the species. Clooney curiously seems intent on ending millions of years of his line that fought to survive with this generation.

  74. Perez says – reply to this


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    Why don't you ask your "exclusive" sources for the real freaking story? Jason and Sarah weren't having an intimate dinner together. They were seated with OTHER people because it was a BUSINESS dinner. After which she went her own way and he went his.

    If you're going to report stuff at least get your shit straight. Or at least get better sources, preferably ones that don't have their heads shoved so far up their asses that they cannot see the light of day. People like you and your fucked up "sources" are the reason so much shit is spread around Hollywood.

  75. emily says – reply to this


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    she is a golddigging whore! She shouldn't even be in the media at all!

  76. Crayo says – reply to this


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    Clooney's gay.

  77. Melin says – reply to this


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    George Clooney AND Jason Statham???? How the hell did she get to be the world's luckiest bitch???

  78. OTIS says – reply to this


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    Clooney moved on with class. He is in a league of his own. Sarah is effing her way down the food chain. While this Jason guy may be attractive, he's no where near as hot as George. And ,if you mention the name Jason Statham, 8 out of 10 people would never even recognize the name, maybe the face when he saw him. Even then who knows. George Clooney is a name EVERYONE knows. He has so much class and talent and cares about world issues. That is why so many people love him and the same reason why SO MANY PEOPLE are so insanely jealous of him. But that comes with huge success. Too bad Sarah thinks she needs to pimp herself out like this. It just makes her look cheap and a gold digger. With all the perks and contacts George Clooney gave her, she should move beyond her old Vegas tricks. George put her in a position to get away from all that sleaze. But I guess you can't teach an old dog new tricks. George you can't save them all.

  79. Crnge says – reply to this


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    WHO WON'T THIS GIRL BANG TO BE FAMOUS? Poor George Clooney probably cringes every time he flips on a computer and sees her. Sort of the "WHAT THE HELL WAS I THINKING?" retrospect.

  80. Kel says – reply to this


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    Jason's okay. I'm not into the balding head look on guys. I love the thick goregeous hair George Clooney has. The balding head makes Jason look older than George and I think he is 10 years younger. Its genetic I guess.

  81. The T says – reply to this


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    This girl is such a whore - i'm so suprised Clooney let it get as serious and public as it did. Bad Clooney!



  82. 82

    what else could she have seen in grandpa



  83. 83

    Re: GOODY – plus he has a pulse



  84. 84

    Re: bored – kiss our collective ass looney



  85. 85

    Re: bling – she is giving her TMJ a rest



  86. 86

    Re: piazzasbuttplug – is puss green?



  87. 87

    Re: Slut – a lifetime supply of herpes meds, comphonique, and pink handcuffs are the standard parting gifts, and boob too.



  88. 88

    Re: IMO – he's batshit crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  89. 89

    Re: Riri – no A lister would be stupid enough to committ carreer suicide



  90. 90

    Re: Fashu – she's consistent



  91. 91

    Re: Ew – perhaps he was. tell him to grow a pair.



  92. 92

    Sara acted as a companion his "girlfriend" to prove to the world that he is a masculine, football watching, titty grabbing heterosexual male. Although, he may think that this so called 'image' is working, he's actually fooling himself. It's completely obvious to on-lookers that he is a flamboyant homo. Gayer than a chihuahua in pink shades.

    Here are some warning signs that you may be a beard…

    1. He wears more makeup than you.
    2. He looks fucking FIERCE in pictures ’cause he smiles wit' his eyes.
    3. Uses bronzer as blush
    4. Plucks his own eyebrows and his eyebrows look more groomed than yours.
    5. Stands with hands on his hips.

  93. GP says – reply to this


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    Sara on the Loose, just a tad bitter are you? Foget to take your medication today? I think its hysterical when people call a man in his 40's Grandpa. Both my grandparents are in their 80's. 40's are when men are in their prime and look the hottest IMO.

  94. Caitl says – reply to this


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    In the new vogue there's a picture of George Clooney with Camilla Belle. I say he's found his new girlfriend…

  95. Kiki says – reply to this


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    Re: Caitl
    Camilla was his co-star in the Nespresso commercials. She is an adorable actress, but she's only 21 or 22 years old. That would be a bit creepy. He got slammed hard enough for going out with a 29 year old.

  96. Heath says – reply to this


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    Holy crap—I have to disagree. That isn't banging your way DOWN the chain. Screwing Jason Statham is UPGRADING…Lucky bitch—I'd do anything that sexy SOB wanted—What did you say Jason? You want to spank me and call me trashy names??? Sure thing, baby.

  97. peggy says – reply to this


    97

    I'd take Jason over George anytime.

  98. Messa says – reply to this


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    What is wrong with that chick's eyes?……She looks like she's half chinese or something…..If Perez hadn't fucked with this picture, you could see what I mean…..She's slant eyed.

  99. Kay says – reply to this


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    George Clooney has it all over Jason. Its not even a contest. Clooney is a hot A-List Hollywood legend, and Jason is a balding, B-List action movie guy. Perez is right, when you start as high as you can go, which is Clooney, the only way to go is DOWN. Sorry Jason, you are a good looking guy but you are no George Clooney.



  100. 100

    Re: GP – read prior post

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