We'd Still Tongue Him!
Filed under: Victoria Beckham > David Beckham
This smells a bit fishy to us!
According to reports, David Beckham is said to be suffering from "an outbreak of bad breath that smells like fish" - so badly that even Victoria Beckhman is reconsidering every time she goes to kiss him.
Suuuuure!
Apparently Posh is so disgusted with the smelly breath that every time she goes to kiss him now, she says "P-U".
Like Vicky would ever say P-U!
The stink in his breath is said to be the result of two Go3 fish oil pills that he's taking every morning to boost his energy.
David is currently the spokesperson for the product. Nice to see he's actually using what he promotes, (unlike P. Diddy and his Ciroc campaign).
An insider says, "Becks is the spokesperson for Go3, he even appears on the box, so he has to take it despite the consequences. And he really believes in the product. He says it gives him more energy."
Hmmm. This sounds like a publicity stunt - and it worked.
The fish oil people probably leaked this "story" themselves!
[Image via WENN.]
Maybe he has fish-breath from eating too much poon? Take one for the team, Victoria.
first!?
MIZZ BECKHAM NEEDS TO EAT A COW!!
perez your such a whore… redbull would never use an obese person like you to promote them!
1st? again wow
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maybe the smell is really from licking her nasty
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HE IS LICKING TOO MUCH PUSS…..EWWWW…..BECK CANT HAVE IT ALLL…THERE MUST BE A FLAW!
Lamest.
Couple.
Eva.
Eat around back instead!!!
perez,
if you're trying to get healthy and lose weight lay off the Redbull! Even if its sugar free its still crap! Put good things into that body!
Also, I don't think its a publicity stunt…why would a company want people to think/know that their product causes "fish breath"?!?!?!
first?!
ISH Perez That's Gross! Since He's been in HHHHEEERRRRRR!
He should freeze them- then they don't dissolve until they're further in the digestive tract. That way, no fish burps! I take them- good stuff. Peace!
I'd still kiss that.
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maybe hez eating out
mommiedearezt everynite….
we all know that bitch don't
wazh..or comb or ratnezt hair…
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redbull would be wise NOT to get perez to endorse any products… cause sales would just dip like crazy
Stupid = PEREZ revealing that you consume tonnes of sugar free redbull. Why would they hire you if you already revealed you drink the shit.
Next time you might wanna say 'a certain sugar free energy drink'. You will then likely get them to pay your ass to be the spokes bitch. You would also get offers from other drink companies.
You need to brush up on your business skills.
Why would a company promote their product by saying it gives you bad breath?
umm brush ur teeth after taking it? problem solved?
She shouldn't work out so hard and starve herself like that, it makes her look hard and unfeminine.
Perez, PUH-LEASE stay away from Sugar-free Red Bull. I agree with "blah"#13, it's pure crap - lose weight and get healthy by filling your body with GOOD things. Consuming Red Bull is as bad as smoking in my opinion. And we ALL know how you feel about that…. What you're consuming is no better than those who use cancer sticks.
This has to be the most handsome man in the world!!! Who cares what his breath smells like, give him a tic tac and then some tongue. I would in a heartbeat.
Hey it's skanky Rebecca Loos here and I can reveal that yes, I have been pushing David's face in my yeasty snatch this week.
There's 3 different types of bad breath: 1)Morning Breath-from a ripe mouth in the a.m. 2) Bad Breath-from foods, cigs, booze 3) and HOT GARBAGE BREATH. Morning breath and Bad Breath can be treated by brushing your teeth, using mints/gum, and keeping up with oral hygiene but all of the above will NOT work for HOT GARBAGE BREATH. This is the type that has a very strong odor and something different about it than normal bad breath. The cause of this breath if from POCKET TONSILS! This type of tonsil actually catches trace amounts of consumed food, which literally rots and gives off a foul smell. You know you have this type if you see "little white balls" at the back of your throat or can actually extract them from your tonsils. It is EXTREMELY common and is the #1 cause of Halitosis! The only way to CURE it-is to get your tonsils removed. Look it up on the Internet for more info-TONSIL STONES.
I would think that people in Britain would be used to bad breath with all the rotten teeth they have.
i love how perez already edited the post…he mentioned that he should be a spokewhore for red bull and once he saw all the neg comments, he erased that part…what a loser
Posh is looking chic and fabulous in this pic. Becks pretty easy on the eyes, too.
Re: Nex –
I take frozen fish oil pills everyday! It's a good idea to freeze them.
But even if I don't freeze them, my breath never stinks. That is the stupidest story.
Re: shell – HAW HAW YOU THOUGHT! Wrong again wimp!
WHO CARES? THIS IS THE STUPIDEST STORY I EVER READ IN MY LIFE! BECAUSE OF THIS STORY, I SHALL NEVER READ PEREZ AGAIN!! PEREZ YOU'RE FAT! AND GAY! AND YOU SUCK!
Vicki Beckham has the fakest tits I've ever seen!
WHY DOES SHE THINK THAT IS AN ATTRACTIVE LOOK? HER BOOBS LOOK LIKE TWO TANNED ORANGES STUCK TO HER CHEST WITH DOUBLE SIDED TAPE. THAT'S HOT! EAT SOME SHIT!
I would learn to not breathe ever to kiss him or anything him on a regular basis!!!!
You're an idiot. Why would they leak a story about their product causing such an unwanted side effect? Sometimes you should just choose to shut up.
Posh has a bad boob job. It looks like someone split open a cantalope and stuck both halves on her chest.
good!
i like
WORST BOOB JOB EVER!!!!! SO FAKE FAKE FAKE!!!!!!!
I love Victoria, and am actually reading her book, "That extra 1/2 an Inch" which is fabulous. But, someone needs to advise her to push her boobs together to try and get rid of the gap in between.
Re: Nubian Goddess –
I think she looks much more attractive when she covers her chest up. So many bones showing mixed with the obviously too round fake breasts is a total fashion killer…It makes the nicest outfits look cheap
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I'm sure there is something they can do about David's fish breath
bahaha posh's boobs are funny. i dunno why. they just look goofy and weird and fake.
I have a friend that takes those, and her breath is retched.
i would stick my tongue so far up Davids pretty ass I would probably be licking his pancreas!!! guys love having their salad tossed. dont be afraid girls make him clean up real good and dive in!!!
Re: jenny – THEY LOOK FAKE BECAUSE THEY ARE FAKE,IDIOT
Oh, so his breath smells like vickie's beaver?
I see Posh is wearing her tits up to her throat again….gross sled WHEN WILL THEIR 15 MINUTES OF FAME BE OVER, THIS IS KILLING ME
We'd Still Tongue Him! Why do your comments have to always be so crude? You promote the weakness of all homo's….life, it's all about sex!
he should drink buttermilk
The medical term for chronic bad breath is Halitosis. Its when bacteria gathers in the mouth and causes the gross "fishy smell" and it can actually lead to more detrimental health problems. Poor oral hygeine (possibly caused by Ms. Spice's dirty vag-ine), oral infections, sinus conditions, tonsilar infections etc. are all possible causes of this condition.
But Mr. Hot-As-Fuck Beckham should see thee to a doctor because Halitosis has been connected to certain types of cancer….
I'm sure that grapefruit boob skank has had much worse in her mouth…
What does bad breath have to do with eating his ass out????uhhhh nuthin!, come here David
He is so beautiful, and I love the suit! I'd take him even if his breath smelled like ass.
fuck that bitch you better kiss your man cuz what you wont do for him, i gladly will, pop some stride in hismouth and get it poppin!
…..ITS CALLED GUM.
he's probably taking a fish oil supplement….whenevr i do i burb all the time, aaaaaaand yup it smells like fish
eeeeeeeeeeeeewwww
YOU & BECKHAM SOMETHING IN COMMON AND NO NOT POSH
That sounds gross. If he really is endorsing said product then I highly doubt the product's own company would be the one to have released this story. It's doesn't exactly paint their products in any favourable light, now does it? I wouldn't take any supplement that made me stink and I wouldn't want my man doing that either!
baloney.
first off, it's PILLS which means in capsule form that are dissolved in the digestive system.
that stuff does not make breath small like fish. thats teh most ridiculous thing ive ever heard.
THATS A HOT FUCKING SUIT THO..
maybe he has a chlamydia infection in his throat?
hmmm sounds like a load of shit to me, but i still LOVE THEM BOTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I would make out with he is hot and then I would do things that she wouldn't.
i stopped taking fish oil pills despite all the positive health benefits for that very reason, because i disliked burping that sh*t up.
HMM. DO YOU THINK HE HAS SMELLY FEET TOO ? (WOULD LOVE THAT !)
He should freeze them. They don't thaw until they're lower in the digestive tract and then he'll have less of a chance of getting smelly breath.
are you kidding me i dont care if his breath smells like shit i'll still kiss him !!!
Uhh…why would any company want to promote that it makes your breath small like vag. You're clever Perez…but sometimes super slow.
Re: shell – Holy shit I'm a stupid cunt…Holy shit I'm a stupid cunt…Holy shit I'm a stupid cunt…Holy shit I'm a stupid cunt…Holy shit I'm a stupid cunt…Holy shit I'm a stupid cunt…Holy shit I'm a stupid cunt…Holy shit I'm a stupid cunt…Holy shit I'm a stupid cunt…Holy shit I'm a stupid cunt…Holy shit I'm a stupid cunt…Holy shit I'm a stupid cunt…Holy shit I'm a stupid cunt…Holy shit I'm a stupid cunt…Holy shit I'm a stupid cunt…
up-side-down boobs are sooooooooooooooo stupid
i can tell when someone has howell right away. they just have that look. i am so grossed out that beckham has ass breath, ugh gross!
Yuck! Yuck! Yuck! Let me take Perez to the mall and show him what a good looking man looks like. Perez has no taste whatsoever.
David Beckham is obviously not a man of taste given all his ugly tattoos and his wife's incredibly stupid looking implants.
The pills should have an enteric form…slightly more expensive, but he's got the dough. lol
the bad breath becks has is from all the dick suckin he does. He loves to suck dick only if the guy tea bags him too.
I take fish oil too and it doesnt do anything for energy. Oh and here's a genius idea….TAKE IT AT NIGHT BEFORE YOU GO TO BED INSTEAD!!! Dumbass.
Re: aeryn –
well most people who take supplements dont have gas problems like you.
fat ass!
I dated this guy once who was wonderful…..with the exception of his bad breath from fish oil pills. It was awful. I couldn't even kiss him.
Yeah, no kidding, you'd tongue his asshole Perez.
Finally, a dress I actually like but those boobs have got to go. How does a man stay satisfied with tits like that, all sharp and pointy? Maybe David is into trannies.
I've been taking fish oil for years and never had this problem (except when I burp, which isn't something I do whilst kissing). He needs a new brand!
She looks so FIERCE in that pic! I worship the ground she walks on! LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!
actually Perez i did read somewhere that if u consume fish oil vitamins or whatever then that will cause u to have bad breath. GOOGLE it Perez, u can find everything on google.
ewww i would preffer be sleeping all day than having energy+stink breath ewww
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That would sure make her reality show a hit! Maybe it is that she is wearing white? The girls look a bit larger and her face is tad less anorexic.
Not pregs…Hang around with us Americans you will be an average size 14 soon hun! haha No offense… 14 is normal… she is not! as we saw, she does not like to be called an alien… okay… ET
WORST LOOKING BOOBS EVER!
So he has bad breath; more than fair payback, IMHO, as she has bad boobs with such an unnatural slope it's as though two softballs were shoved under a skin tight balloon. Why don't they shape those freaking inserts like a sperm and insert with the tail up so that there is a padded slope at the top down to the actual boob like a natural set? Shudders.
EW! WHY DO HER BOOBS LOOK LIKE THAT??? SHE IS SO UGLY WITH HER FAKE TAN! & SHE NEEDS TO EAT SOMETHING!!!! i REMEMBER HOW PRETTY SHE USED TO BE BUT NOW SHE'S ALL TANOREXIC & ANOREXIC….. PITTY.
Perez you're an idiot, why the hell would the company want to advertise the fact that their product causes fish breath?
wtf is up with victorias right hand :S ??? n id still kiss him
LOVE HIM!
hate her.
gah she's a corpse with tits.
what a load of crap. taking fish oil supplements doesn't make your breath stink. i should know.
I take fish oil every day. My breath does not stink of fish. There are some brands that sometimes give you a bit of a fish tasting burp or 2. Experiment with different brands. It's good for joint pain, mental wellness, ageing, increasing you fat burning metabolism (new reports I just read). Maybe he is taking MASSIVE doses?
perez you're terrible!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ew…..i work for an ear nose and throat doctor in ohio and we see this sort of thing all the time..its a yeast infection of the tounge called thrush. babies usually get it. maybe victoria has that not so fresh feeling? yuck!
Fishy breath that bad could possibly be Trichomonas, an STD he could have picked up orally.