Worst Idea Ever!
Filed under: Lindsay Lohan > Anglophilia > Lily Allen > Music Minute
All hopes Lily Allen has to make her upcoming album a success have gone down the drain.
The reason?
The hard-pAArtying singer is set to record a duet with trainwreck Lindsay Lohan.
Lily, who hasn't really been at the top of her game lately, is working on finishing her second album.
Reports are that Allen would like to add another song to it, titled Wherever You Go and plans to record it with LaLohan.
This should be interesting.
If Lily really wanted to further her career and make her second album even better, she should have done a duet with Katy Perry!
Hah.
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: July 2, 2008 at 11:36 am




fiiiirst??!
probably not first, but what is the deal with lindsey?
lily's roots are concerning me more than the song!
Yeeeeah i was firsst (; &uhhh lindsay doesn't sing very well.
LEAVE LINDSAY ALONE YOU FAT FUCK
Who cares? Get off your Lily Allen kick already! No one gives a shit!
It could be an awesome gimmick. Trainwrecks Squared or something like that. 1st?
Furst bitches
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LINDSAY LOHAN!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LINDSAY LOHAN!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LINDSAY LOHAN!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LINDSAY LOHAN!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LINDSAY LOHAN!
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LINDSAY LOHAN!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LINDSAY LOHAN!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LINDSAY LOHAN!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LINDSAY LOHAN!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LINDSAY LOHAN!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LINDSAY LOHAN!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LINDSAY LOHAN!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LINDSAY LOHAN!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LINDSAY LOHAN!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LINDSAY LOHAN!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LINDSAY LOHAN!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LINDSAY LOHAN!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jeeze, i think we all "get it" by now. lily did something to piss you off and now you have pitted her against katy perry for some reason. it's sort of weird and contrived, don't you think?
First!
ok…Katy Perry may be a whole lot prettier than Lily but I heard her music and it's awful! This is what passes as talent these days? Lily may be a train wreck but she has alot more talent than Katy period. I'm sure Lily is aware of this but she just needs to grow up a little and get through this partying phase.
KATY PERRY IS AN UGLY ATTENTION WHORE. SHUT THE FUCK UP PEREZ & STOP PROMOTING THAT TRASHY CUNT. SHE CANT SING WORTH SHIT. FUCK KATY PERRY.
Two zero talents recording a duet. Hilarious!!
firsts ?
Ermmm… I thought Piggy Allen hated Lindsay?! She's slated her a couple of times in her blog.
How fickle.
…
Like a pack of DOGS. Bitches , druggies, and Ho's stick together!!!
Re: Lala – You forgot DYKES!!
not the worse idea ever if u added amy as well that would b a train wreck
what the fuck is your problem? lindsay is trying to get her life back together and here you are always talking shit. GET A REAL HOBBY YOU OBESE PIECE OF SHIT. stop making fun of those who suffer from addictions. leave lindsay lohan and lily allen alone. Go make fun of Paris Hilton and Heidi Montag ….. OH BUT WAIT, YOU CANT BECAUSE YOURE TOO BUSY LICKING THEIR PUSSIES.
FUCK OFF PEREZ AND DIE. KILL YOURSELF YOU OBESE FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT. YOU WORTHLESS CUNT!
Re: LOVE – Oh Shut UP!
Do You really think She read this?
FU Lezho!
you are late with the news
That's a lie. And Katy Perry fucking sucks.
Re: Lilly – How does turning homosexual BUTCH and using drugs turn into getting her life together? lol
Get over it Perez!
EWW KATY PERRY SUCKS
Perez who the fuck made you the critic of anything that could possibly be a success. you re a fucking failure!
Let's sit back and watch the train wreck-love it!
Re: noLIL – being homosexual means youre a trainwreck now? being a lesbian means youre out of control? LMFAO you're a fucking idiot. Were you dropped on your head as a baby? Also shes been clean and working this entire year. Fuck off, seriously.
Re: ken – and yet You're here-IDIOT!
Katie perry?! her album was critically destroyed by music critics, one critic said that her attitude and sound were as manufactured as the plastic flamingo on her album cover, and mentioned there were only two good songs on the album dr.lukes "I kissed a girl" "U so gay" the rest was garbage, in other words katie perry sucks ass
Will you please stop being Katy Perry's bitch? It's so sad.
What is it with you pathetic people with your "FIRST!"
Do you sit there all day hitting refresh so that you can post 1st? Get a life, and if you're at work I hope you get your asses fired!
Re: Lilly – OMG You are DUMB! "YOU WORTHLESS CUNT! " HE DOESN'T HAVE ONE!!
Re: Gwen – first
PEREZ IS A WANKER
dont fucking use the word if you dont know what it means.
Im so glad you arent british MARIO.
Ugh. get a life.
i bet they'll do a good job and youll just be there alone listening to ur semi precious weapons CRAP.
Team allen/lohan!
Re: Lilly – In case you hadn't noticed, this is what Perez does for a living. He makes fun of people. Why are you trippen? Is this Dina Lohan? Hey Dina, Your show sucks.
The fuss over Katy Perry - as is standard in the music bizz now - is all marketing and very little substance. She had a couple gimmick songs, "You're So Gay" and "I Kissed a Girl" but the album offers nothing more than gimmick and fluff.
Well at least she is staying in her field which is music unlike someone we know who thinks he's a designer and putting out a line of clothing (if you want to call it that) that is not fit to be sold at a swap meet let alone hot topic. If your morbidly obese ass can do whatever you want then why cant she? you are the biggest hypocrite ever dude .. if you ever had any credibility you have definitely lost it for sure in the past six months, you should showcase yourself on your own website because you are the biggest poser on here
Re: dior – Don't let the DIOR hit You in the ASS on Your Way OUT!
IF Lily Allen did do a song with Katy Perry (whoever the frick she is) you'd say she was "riding her coat tails" A "fame whore" You know it.
Re: Non – Funny!
Ok u hate Lilly… we got that.. But whats the big deal about the song, i think it should be interesting, much better than shit u listen 2 lollllll
KATY PERRY ???? LMFAO !!!!!!!!!!!! YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MUSIC IS !!! GO WRITE ABOUT WHAT YOU KNOW AND THAT IS TWINKIES !!!!
hey asswipe get your shit together its " my sweeties " (lindsay) 3rd album
Re: ken – and you are still here?????????????????????????????????????? WHY?????
I'm guessing Mark Ronson might have some input into it and that man can do no wrong, so irs all good
Re: NO – ISH FISH!!
lindsay lohan rocks!
Re: Lilly – good one lily you tell that piece of shit
Oh go suck an egg!!!
Lindsay is great. She is on her way to make a nice comeback.
You don't know shit Perez.
FYI, Lindsay has been working on her new album with some top people. Leave the girl in peace. She is doing soo much better lately. I can't wait for Lily's second album. I hope it's at least close to as good as the first.
Re: Tits – Thanks for info. Now I know Her name- I Hate the kissing Girl song!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EXCLUSIVE: Lily is NOT recording a duet with Miss Lohan. These rumours circulated after she had dinner with Mark and his sister who happened to bring along Miss Lohan. End of. Lily has NO contact with her.
Re: Nelso – What The HELL is She good at? Drinking, screwing Men and Dykes?
Re: brian – Lily aka Brian shut up!
Re: Nelso – Comeback?? More like CUMback!!!!!!!!!!!!
I won't even give Katy Perry a shot, simply because Perez likes her.
I only like the people Perez Trashes. They're the ones with real talent. That's why he talks shit about them. Because he's jealous his Katy Perry like singers don't stand a chance!
Poor Piggy!
Re: Nelso – Comeback?? More like CUMback!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK KATY PERRY
FUCK PEREZ HILTON
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LINDSAY!!! DONT LISTEN TO ALL THESE BITCH HATERS.
AND FUCK YOU PEREZ HILTON AGAIN FOR BEING AN UGLY PIECE OF SHIT.
Re: K_PR – This story is just SAD! She has dropped so low to be a 3 rd wheel! ha!
Re: Robin – Wow this is the most 'FUCK"ing You've ever had I bet!
Re: homos – ROTFLMAO!
Re: yoman – Are you Perez?? sound like him. Or maybe youre an ugly fat sad perez troll, if that's the case. you must be a very sad person
Just saying
lol you guys dissing perez suck…why come on his site if you hate him so much?!?!?!
katy perry and lily allen are pretty good and i doubt they care what any one thinks theyre both bleddy rich!
Perez, stop bitching Lily, cauze you know her music is so good.
Lame!
And stop promoting Kate, like she's so good. NOT!
Oh good - now Lily will have someone to share her joints dipped in hash oil (ala the other day's picture of her 2 fisted smoking) with.
In the pot calling the kettle department, you are second to none Mario. Like Lilly Allen or LiLo should consider any career advice from you. Suck it baby.
I am amazed this chick has fans; She made a LITTLE music and does A LOT of nothing! All you peeps who LOVE her music…how do you feel about her teaming up with such a stunner as LESBAY?? It is very telling and should be evidence enough of what league she plays in and her lack of musical-pedigree!! AND she needs to re-dye her hair; I saw a recent pic and that shit is lookin rough! I know she reads this site so-LILY! GO TO THE SALON, OR THE BATHTUB, WHEREVER YOU COLORED YOUR HAIR AND DYE IT AGAIN!!! She's what we call "PEAR-SHAPED" and the cigs don't help it!
poor peepee, still a bitter queen. put on your big girl panties peepee - it's time.
Old news! This was on holy moly yesterday (and I made a comment about this already being on there yesterday on your site…) and it's already on imdb!!
KATY PERRY SUCKS, STOP KISSING HER ASS
Lilly will be bald by 30 with that nasty hair
Perez….I'm a huge fan, BUT ENOUGH WITH LILY ALLEN! WTF did she do or say to you to make you hate her so much????
The tune is gonna be called "Slurpin and Squirtin".
dude perez no offense because I love you and all and Katy Perry is great, but have you even LISTENED to some of lily's new tracks she posted on her myspace? They're fucking fantastic.
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1. LILLY, LOHAN ROCK.. OK JUST GIVE IT UP
2. THEM MAKING A SONG 2GETHER HAS BEEN ONE OF THE HAPPIEST THINGS I VE HEARD SINSE I SAW MY PREGNACY TEST!
TO; FATREZ OR [PEREZ]
3. STOP MIDNING PPL BIZNESS N GET TO THE GYM U FAT BASTARD
perez! ur so sad u ugly bastard!!!!!
Really? I hope that track will be an iTunes exclusive or something, do not want.
poor lily. ever since her miscarriage she's been a bit off.
Perez, you fat fugly queen. Didn't you say that people shouldn't hold grudges? Stop acting like you're 5 years old and get over it! You're like a faggy whiny bitch so negtively focused on Lilly! LOL. Grow up !
Perez, please stop obsessing with me you fat cow. I don't need to be associated with worthless pieces of shit like you. Stop mentioning me on your site! You are not helping. Thanks!
Katy
Talentless whores. I Like It!
WHY DOESN'T SHE JUST FORGET ABOUT A MUSIC CAREER ALREADY
YOU SUCK LINDSAY AND YOU CAN'T SING OR DANCE ALL U CAN DO IS EAT PAN
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Perez Your a fucking hater. Grab a gun and shoot yourself in the head with a large caliber pistol.
who cares
i love the idea of katy perry and lily allen it grabbed my attention!
Perez rulz!
Lindsay sucks (licks?)!!
Lilly Allen needs to die.
Pee Pee-Rez,
You need to lay of Katy cuz she makes a piss poor Lesbiana. Oh wait! You two make a piss poor lesbiana!
Just because Lily Allen told you the truth about your fat fucker-ness, doesn't mean you have to become a bias little bitch and slander her at any chance you get and plug Katy Perry at any chance you get.
oooooooh my godd, katy perry - fer sure, but lohan? really? - no.
HAHAHA. lindsay????????????????? what poor lily…she doesn't have her head on straight. besides i dont think someone as great as katy perry would do a duet with lily for the fact that a lot of people say she looks like lily but seriously…..WHO ARE THEY KIDDING. katy is beautiful unlike badass lily.
I saw Katy Perry yesterday @ warped tour and she was AWFUL live…I was disappointed.
whine whimper whine UGH whoever doesn't kiss Perez's Huge fat ass or invites him to things he bitches about. Soooooooooooo OLD. Get over it fatty! real clebs won't kiss that fat pimply ass!
omg…seriously? have you heard guess who batman? it's kind of awesome. so, if anything, i'd say she stepped up her game. ya, lindsay's a shit singer, but tbh, katy perry isn't as great as you make her out to be.
ps: your grudges are annoying. get over yourself. you started this blog to poke fun at celebs, not become a hypocritical celeb yourself.
yay!1!
Lily Allen's "Smile" is way better than any Katy Perry crap. I hate that song… and who cares if Lily Allen has problems; she's a celebrity, if you haven't noticed they all do. Who cares if she's going to do a duet with Lindsay Lohan, you're not going to listen anyways.
LILY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I BEG YOU NOT TO DO IT! NOT WITH THAT TOOL! DON'T DO IT! DON'T DO IT LILY, PLEASEEEE! OMG! LILY, I AM YOUR BIGGEST FAN, BUT YOU WILL LOOSE ALL YOUR CREDIBILITY IF YOU RECORD A DUET WITH AGHRRRR–I CAN'T EVEN SAY/WRITE IT! I LOVE YOU BUT I WILL NEVER LISTEN TO YOU AGAIN IF YOU WORK WITH THAT BEYOTCH! PLEASE DON'T DO IT! WE NEED YOU TO STAY COOL!
its probably not hard to criticize when all you do is sit at your computer making fun of people, while others are out there doing something productive