Worst Idea Ever!

Filed under: Lindsay Lohan > Anglophilia > Lily Allen > Music Minute

All hopes Lily Allen has to make her upcoming album a success have gone down the drain.

The reason?

The hard-pAArtying singer is set to record a duet with trainwreck Lindsay Lohan.

Lily, who hasn't really been at the top of her game lately, is working on finishing her second album.

Reports are that Allen would like to add another song to it, titled Wherever You Go and plans to record it with LaLohan.

This should be interesting.

If Lily really wanted to further her career and make her second album even better, she should have done a duet with Katy Perry!

Hah.

[Image via WENN.]

Posted: Jul 2, 2008 at 11:36 am / Email this »

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abbs says – reply to this

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fiiiirst??!
littlelady45 says – reply to this

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probably not first, but what is the deal with lindsey?
niamh says – reply to this

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lily's roots are concerning me more than the song!
abbbs says – reply to this

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Yeeeeah i was firsst (; &uhhh lindsay doesn't sing very well.
Alie says – reply to this

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LEAVE LINDSAY ALONE YOU FAT FUCK
Ron_i says – reply to this

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Who cares? Get off your Lily Allen kick already! No one gives a shit!
Princess Mandie says – reply to this

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It could be an awesome gimmick. Trainwrecks Squared or something like that. 1st?
TheFi says – reply to this

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Furst bitches
LOVE says – reply to this

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LINDSAY LOHAN!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LINDSAY LOHAN!
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LINDSAY LOHAN!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LINDSAY LOHAN!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LINDSAY LOHAN!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
emily says – reply to this

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jeeze, i think we all "get it" by now. lily did something to piss you off and now you have pitted her against katy perry for some reason. it's sort of weird and contrived, don't you think?
Lizzy says – reply to this

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First!
-Chri says – reply to this

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ok…Katy Perry may be a whole lot prettier than Lily but I heard her music and it's awful! This is what passes as talent these days? Lily may be a train wreck but she has alot more talent than Katy period. I'm sure Lily is aware of this but she just needs to grow up a little and get through this partying phase.
Karen says – reply to this

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KATY PERRY IS AN UGLY ATTENTION WHORE. SHUT THE FUCK UP PEREZ & STOP PROMOTING THAT TRASHY CUNT. SHE CANT SING WORTH SHIT. FUCK KATY PERRY.
Presh says – reply to this

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Two zero talents recording a duet. Hilarious!!
helen says – reply to this

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firsts ?
What? says – reply to this

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Ermmm… I thought Piggy Allen hated Lindsay?! She's slated her a couple of times in her blog.

How fickle.
Katieee says – reply to this

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…
Lala says – reply to this

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Like a pack of DOGS. Bitches , druggies, and Ho's stick together!!!
KIM says – reply to this

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Re: Lala – You forgot DYKES!!
Jess_L2 says – reply to this

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not the worse idea ever if u added amy as well that would b a train wreck
Lilly says – reply to this

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what the fuck is your problem? lindsay is trying to get her life back together and here you are always talking shit. GET A REAL HOBBY YOU OBESE PIECE OF SHIT. stop making fun of those who suffer from addictions. leave lindsay lohan and lily allen alone. Go make fun of Paris Hilton and Heidi Montag ….. OH BUT WAIT, YOU CANT BECAUSE YOURE TOO BUSY LICKING THEIR PUSSIES.

FUCK OFF PEREZ AND DIE. KILL YOURSELF YOU OBESE FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT. YOU WORTHLESS CUNT!
FUlov says – reply to this

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Re: LOVE – Oh Shut UP!
Do You really think She read this?
FU Lezho!
denni says – reply to this

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you are late with the news
Kane says – reply to this

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That's a lie. And Katy Perry fucking sucks.
noLIL says – reply to this

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Re: Lilly – How does turning homosexual BUTCH and using drugs turn into getting her life together? lol
Ange says – reply to this

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Get over it Perez!
kkP says – reply to this

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EWW KATY PERRY SUCKS
ken says – reply to this

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Perez who the fuck made you the critic of anything that could possibly be a success. you re a fucking failure!
LINDA says – reply to this

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Let's sit back and watch the train wreck-love it!
dior says – reply to this

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Re: noLIL – being homosexual means youre a trainwreck now? being a lesbian means youre out of control? LMFAO you're a fucking idiot. Were you dropped on your head as a baby? Also shes been clean and working this entire year. Fuck off, seriously.
FUken says – reply to this

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Re: ken – and yet You're here-IDIOT!
DALE says – reply to this

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Katie perry?! her album was critically destroyed by music critics, one critic said that her attitude and sound were as manufactured as the plastic flamingo on her album cover, and mentioned there were only two good songs on the album dr.lukes "I kissed a girl" "U so gay" the rest was garbage, in other words katie perry sucks ass
LisaN says – reply to this

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Will you please stop being Katy Perry's bitch? It's so sad.
Gwen says – reply to this

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What is it with you pathetic people with your "FIRST!"
Do you sit there all day hitting refresh so that you can post 1st? Get a life, and if you're at work I hope you get your asses fired!
FULIL says – reply to this

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Re: Lilly – OMG You are DUMB! "YOU WORTHLESS CUNT! " HE DOESN'T HAVE ONE!!
xNx says – reply to this

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Re: Gwen – first
NO says – reply to this

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PEREZ IS A WANKER
dont fucking use the word if you dont know what it means.
Im so glad you arent british MARIO.
Ugh. get a life.
i bet they'll do a good job and youll just be there alone listening to ur semi precious weapons CRAP.
Team allen/lohan!
Non says – reply to this

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Re: Lilly – In case you hadn't noticed, this is what Perez does for a living. He makes fun of people. Why are you trippen? Is this Dina Lohan? Hey Dina, Your show sucks.
Tits says – reply to this

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The fuss over Katy Perry - as is standard in the music bizz now - is all marketing and very little substance. She had a couple gimmick songs, "You're So Gay" and "I Kissed a Girl" but the album offers nothing more than gimmick and fluff.
Anon1 says – reply to this

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Well at least she is staying in her field which is music unlike someone we know who thinks he's a designer and putting out a line of clothing (if you want to call it that) that is not fit to be sold at a swap meet let alone hot topic. If your morbidly obese ass can do whatever you want then why cant she? you are the biggest hypocrite ever dude .. if you ever had any credibility you have definitely lost it for sure in the past six months, you should showcase yourself on your own website because you are the biggest poser on here
FUdio says – reply to this

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Re: dior – Don't let the DIOR hit You in the ASS on Your Way OUT!
Admit says – reply to this

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IF Lily Allen did do a song with Katy Perry (whoever the frick she is) you'd say she was "riding her coat tails" A "fame whore" You know it.
LINDA says – reply to this

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Re: Non – Funny!
dfg says – reply to this

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Ok u hate Lilly… we got that.. But whats the big deal about the song, i think it should be interesting, much better than shit u listen 2 lollllll
Amber says – reply to this

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KATY PERRY ???? LMFAO !!!!!!!!!!!! YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MUSIC IS !!! GO WRITE ABOUT WHAT YOU KNOW AND THAT IS TWINKIES !!!!
brian says – reply to this

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hey asswipe get your shit together its " my sweeties " (lindsay) 3rd album
NoKEN says – reply to this

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Re: ken – and you are still here?????????????????????????????????????? WHY?????
Lisa says – reply to this

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I'm guessing Mark Ronson might have some input into it and that man can do no wrong, so irs all good
FUno says – reply to this

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Re: NO – ISH FISH!!
Dina says – reply to this

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lindsay lohan rocks!
brian says – reply to this

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Re: Lilly – good one lily you tell that piece of shit
Nelso says – reply to this

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Oh go suck an egg!!!
Lindsay is great. She is on her way to make a nice comeback.
You don't know shit Perez.
FYI, Lindsay has been working on her new album with some top people. Leave the girl in peace. She is doing soo much better lately. I can't wait for Lily's second album. I hope it's at least close to as good as the first.
ASS says – reply to this

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Re: Tits – Thanks for info. Now I know Her name- I Hate the kissing Girl song!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
K_PR says – reply to this

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EXCLUSIVE: Lily is NOT recording a duet with Miss Lohan. These rumours circulated after she had dinner with Mark and his sister who happened to bring along Miss Lohan. End of. Lily has NO contact with her.
FUnel says – reply to this

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Re: Nelso – What The HELL is She good at? Drinking, screwing Men and Dykes?
ptttt says – reply to this

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Re: brian – Lily aka Brian shut up!
FUnel says – reply to this

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Re: Nelso – Comeback?? More like CUMback!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nelso says – reply to this

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I won't even give Katy Perry a shot, simply because Perez likes her.
I only like the people Perez Trashes. They're the ones with real talent. That's why he talks shit about them. Because he's jealous his Katy Perry like singers don't stand a chance!
Poor Piggy!
FUnel says – reply to this

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Re: Nelso – Comeback?? More like CUMback!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Robin says – reply to this

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FUCK KATY PERRY
FUCK PEREZ HILTON
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LINDSAY!!! DONT LISTEN TO ALL THESE BITCH HATERS.
AND FUCK YOU PEREZ HILTON AGAIN FOR BEING AN UGLY PIECE OF SHIT.
thank says – reply to this

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Re: K_PR – This story is just SAD! She has dropped so low to be a 3 rd wheel! ha!
FUrob says – reply to this

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Re: Robin – Wow this is the most 'FUCK"ing You've ever had I bet!
homo2 says – reply to this

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Re: homos – ROTFLMAO!
jake says – reply to this

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Re: yoman – Are you Perez?? sound like him. Or maybe youre an ugly fat sad perez troll, if that's the case. you must be a very sad person Just saying
lol says – reply to this

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lol you guys dissing perez suck…why come on his site if you hate him so much?!?!?!
katy perry and lily allen are pretty good and i doubt they care what any one thinks theyre both bleddy rich!
Yourm says – reply to this

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Perez, stop bitching Lily, cauze you know her music is so good.

Lame!

And stop promoting Kate, like she's so good. NOT!
AnnieJ says – reply to this

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Oh good - now Lily will have someone to share her joints dipped in hash oil (ala the other day's picture of her 2 fisted smoking) with.
Marky says – reply to this

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In the pot calling the kettle department, you are second to none Mario. Like Lilly Allen or LiLo should consider any career advice from you. Suck it baby.
YUP says – reply to this

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I am amazed this chick has fans; She made a LITTLE music and does A LOT of nothing! All you peeps who LOVE her music…how do you feel about her teaming up with such a stunner as LESBAY?? It is very telling and should be evidence enough of what league she plays in and her lack of musical-pedigree!! AND she needs to re-dye her hair; I saw a recent pic and that shit is lookin rough! I know she reads this site so-LILY! GO TO THE SALON, OR THE BATHTUB, WHEREVER YOU COLORED YOUR HAIR AND DYE IT AGAIN!!! She's what we call "PEAR-SHAPED" and the cigs don't help it!
waaa says – reply to this

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poor peepee, still a bitter queen. put on your big girl panties peepee - it's time.
Terri says – reply to this

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Old news! This was on holy moly yesterday (and I made a comment about this already being on there yesterday on your site…) and it's already on imdb!!
LAURA says – reply to this

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KATY PERRY SUCKS, STOP KISSING HER ASS
bling says – reply to this

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Lilly will be bald by 30 with that nasty hair
lilhi says – reply to this

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Perez….I'm a huge fan, BUT ENOUGH WITH LILY ALLEN! WTF did she do or say to you to make you hate her so much????
piazzasbuttplug says – reply to this

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The tune is gonna be called "Slurpin and Squirtin".
Perez says – reply to this

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dude perez no offense because I love you and all and Katy Perry is great, but have you even LISTENED to some of lily's new tracks she posted on her myspace? They're fucking fantastic.
LUN says – reply to this

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1. LILLY, LOHAN ROCK.. OK JUST GIVE IT UP
2. THEM MAKING A SONG 2GETHER HAS BEEN ONE OF THE HAPPIEST THINGS I VE HEARD SINSE I SAW MY PREGNACY TEST!

TO; FATREZ OR [PEREZ]
3. STOP MIDNING PPL BIZNESS N GET TO THE GYM U FAT BASTARD
gus says – reply to this

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perez! ur so sad u ugly bastard!!!!!
C. Ba says – reply to this

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Really? I hope that track will be an iTunes exclusive or something, do not want.
vanes says – reply to this

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poor lily. ever since her miscarriage she's been a bit off.
Arlen says – reply to this

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Perez, you fat fugly queen. Didn't you say that people shouldn't hold grudges? Stop acting like you're 5 years old and get over it! You're like a faggy whiny bitch so negtively focused on Lilly! LOL. Grow up !
Katy says – reply to this

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Perez, please stop obsessing with me you fat cow. I don't need to be associated with worthless pieces of shit like you. Stop mentioning me on your site! You are not helping. Thanks!

Katy
doosh says – reply to this

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Talentless whores. I Like It!
Mrs.Ricky Martin says – reply to this

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WHY DOESN'T SHE JUST FORGET ABOUT A MUSIC CAREER ALREADY
YOU SUCK LINDSAY AND YOU CAN'T SING OR DANCE ALL U CAN DO IS EAT PAN
... says – reply to this

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Perez is a fat fuck. Perez is a fat fuck. Perez is a fat fuck. Perez is a fat fuck. Perez is a fat fuck. Perez is a fat fuck. Perez is a fat fuck. Perez is a fat fuck. Perez is a fat fuck. Perez is a fat fuck. Perez is a fat fuck. Perez is a fat fuck. Perez is a fat fuck. Perez is a fat fuck. Perez is a fat fuck. Perez is a fat fuck.
O says – reply to this

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Perez Your a fucking hater. Grab a gun and shoot yourself in the head with a large caliber pistol.
PrincessAndrea says – reply to this

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who cares
olivi says – reply to this

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i love the idea of katy perry and lily allen it grabbed my attention!
anid says – reply to this

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Perez rulz!
Lindsay sucks (licks?)!!
Lilly Allen needs to die.
lezbo says – reply to this

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Pee Pee-Rez,

You need to lay of Katy cuz she makes a piss poor Lesbiana. Oh wait! You two make a piss poor lesbiana!
Justi says – reply to this

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Just because Lily Allen told you the truth about your fat fucker-ness, doesn't mean you have to become a bias little bitch and slander her at any chance you get and plug Katy Perry at any chance you get.
Danii says – reply to this

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oooooooh my godd, katy perry - fer sure, but lohan? really? - no.
astri says – reply to this

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HAHAHA. lindsay????????????????? what poor lily…she doesn't have her head on straight. besides i dont think someone as great as katy perry would do a duet with lily for the fact that a lot of people say she looks like lily but seriously…..WHO ARE THEY KIDDING. katy is beautiful unlike badass lily.
peepe says – reply to this

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I saw Katy Perry yesterday @ warped tour and she was AWFUL live…I was disappointed.
harry says – reply to this

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whine whimper whine UGH whoever doesn't kiss Perez's Huge fat ass or invites him to things he bitches about. Soooooooooooo OLD. Get over it fatty! real clebs won't kiss that fat pimply ass!
Nicol says – reply to this

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omg…seriously? have you heard guess who batman? it's kind of awesome. so, if anything, i'd say she stepped up her game. ya, lindsay's a shit singer, but tbh, katy perry isn't as great as you make her out to be.

ps: your grudges are annoying. get over yourself. you started this blog to poke fun at celebs, not become a hypocritical celeb yourself.
funki says – reply to this

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yay!1!
V says – reply to this

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Lily Allen's "Smile" is way better than any Katy Perry crap. I hate that song… and who cares if Lily Allen has problems; she's a celebrity, if you haven't noticed they all do. Who cares if she's going to do a duet with Lindsay Lohan, you're not going to listen anyways.
TRINA says – reply to this

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LILY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I BEG YOU NOT TO DO IT! NOT WITH THAT TOOL! DON'T DO IT! DON'T DO IT LILY, PLEASEEEE! OMG! LILY, I AM YOUR BIGGEST FAN, BUT YOU WILL LOOSE ALL YOUR CREDIBILITY IF YOU RECORD A DUET WITH AGHRRRR–I CAN'T EVEN SAY/WRITE IT! I LOVE YOU BUT I WILL NEVER LISTEN TO YOU AGAIN IF YOU WORK WITH THAT BEYOTCH! PLEASE DON'T DO IT! WE NEED YOU TO STAY COOL!
Ilean says – reply to this

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its probably not hard to criticize when all you do is sit at your computer making fun of people, while others are out there doing something productive

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