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"Police Nab Burglar Drenched In Barbecue Sauce"
What was he doing drenched in sauce??? Celebrating Independence Day early???? CLICK HERE to read the article accompanying this headline.
Appleton police nab burglar drenched in barbecue sauce
Police early today arrested a man drenched in barbecue sauce after being called to a home for a burglary in progress.
Officers responded to a home in the 1600 block of Wilmer Street just after 4:30 a.m.
The couple living there heard whistling coming from their basement after the alarm clock sounded, police report.
The male resident armed himself with a shotgun and went to the basement stairs to find the light on. He turned the lights off, which led the burglar to ask what he was doing.
The burglar, who turned 35 today, left the basement and put his hands up upon seeing the firearm.
The burglar said he entered the home because he was on the run from the government, according to police. The barbecue sauce, he said, was an “urban disguise.”
The man was wearing the woman’s jacket and the man’s hat upon arrest, police report. His shoes had been left in the basement.
The man was booked into the Outagamie County Jail on one count of burglary.
Items taken from the home included a can of soda — and a bottle of barbecue sauce.
SAUCY!!!!!!!!!!!1
FIRST!
hahaha yummehhh
Hahahahaha. What the Hell!
1st?
Re: emili –
Funny.
This is not funny. If it were an Illegal Mexican instead of a cat then that would be fine with me.
wtf…lol my friend lives in appleton…
Strange
lol lol lol secound
Kind of lame.
LOL WHAT.
Hahahaha this is great! People just keep getting dumber and dumber
so silly!
PEREZ!! YOU'RE A TEDDY LOVER!! YOU CAN'T PUT THAT PIC UP!! THAT'S NOT FUNNY OR A JOKE OR ANYTHING!! : (
i dont know what the story is about but .AWWWWWWW even tough i hate cats, this one was sooooo cute!!!
ok, but why was he soaked in bbq? what kind of 'urban' disguise is that?
thanxxx
Nice
www.celebstar.us
That is so weird
Re: notfu –
STFU
ignoranus
uh huh… lol
This is a man with a mental illness..paranoid skitzo hello!
I love shooting my "gun" over little pussies.
I'm just sayin'………..
M-A-R-I-O !!!!!
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DISTURBING PICTURE!!
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BAD TIMES!!
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Someone has a few screws loose, eh?
Sounds like some one ate one too many hits of acid that night!
lol thats really funny!! at least no one got hurt!!
Stupid Americans and their guns. Everytime i see pictures like this one I shake my head. No wonder dumb Americans wanna be fighting in Iraq. They think guns are the answer to everything.
Re: betch – F U. Illegal Mexican are ruining the USA if you haven't noticed dumbass. They don't value education and produce like rodents. They are not invited and I have no use for them. If you like them so much let them go ahead of you in the Emergency Room. I'll take my immigrants the old-fashioned way - through proper applications. We have rules here fool.
hahahahah. It's not even a real picture. Calm yourselves. It's digitally altered. How hard is it to realize that? An illegal Mexican? Watch your mouth, you ignorant redneck.
this is HILARIOUS! some people are just too stupid.
Geez Perz, this picture IS NOT funny. You would think with an animal lover like you…
"urban disguise"? yea i dont think bbq sauce will catch up to todays fashion
A major fuck-you goes out to Perez for using this photo. You truly have no clue about animals, do you?
Thats not even funny perez, you should be ashamed.
It's the first time i've ever come to your site and actually been insulted.
I'm very disapointed.
Even if the picture is not real, it's still disgusting and I'm sure most would agree it needs to be taken down.
PG.1
We're all entitled to our opinions, so let me say that I find this image offensive. It doesn't matter if it's altered-I sure hope so!! And it has nothing to do with me "being too serious" or I need to "lighten up." While others are griping that Perez is "mean," blablabla, I could care less one way or another. However, I'm an animal lover and so is Perez, and there is no reason good enough to broadcast this image; it shouldn't be used at all, it just sends a bad message. They say that "Hell is lined with good intentions"
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Perez, as your Corp. grows in power, it comes with responsibility; It can't be fun & games allll the time-but it can be most of the time. If you are going to be a responsible mass communicator, you have to be conscientious of the potential effect your message can have on society; What ethics and morals do you follow? Where are your boundaries? So that you know your limits. Using a picture like this "innocently" to either grab one's attention or to be funny or to be outrageous lacks taste and is potentially dangerous if these types of images now become used to evoke these feelings from a reader.
PG.3
You can't deny that your messages reach thousands and to what effect/extent? You don't know- but that's no excuse; It doesn't mean you don't still have a responsibility.
And you can't justify or rationalize everything in the name of lighthearted comedy. In simplest terms, your work is like a role model. It doesn't mean it has to "be nice" it just means that others will look to your work and think along those lines. And if you're sucessful and powerful, which is happening, then it becomes a "role model" for others-a blueprint on how to access success and power. Ya know?? Again, with Power comes Responsibility. The "floor is all yours….what do you want to say?" Never mind the People-Promote Responsible Posts and Images Involving Animals!!
YEA! *BARK*BARK*RUFF*RUFF*
IMAGINE IF THAT KITTY WAS UR FLUFFY TEDDY INSTEAD??!! EVEN IF IT'S PHOTOSHOPPED, WOULD U WANT A GUN 1 -FOOT AWAY FROM CUTIE TEDDY BEAR??! YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT THAT WOULD LOOK LIKE!! YOU DON'T WANT THAT IMAGE IN YOUR SUBCONSCIENCE MEMORY!!!
The barbecue sauce was a good idea, because he's really going to take a ribbing.
Re: notfu – You know what? You generalize. New immigrants often come and start with nothing, because the conditions of their lives were horrendous to start with. That's why they go to an entirely different country. If things were good, they wouldn't be trying to affect a change for themselves. Most eventually build contributing lives. Plus 90% of Mexicans are Catholic, and as a whole, are much more respectful people with strong values because of it. Every culture has its criminal element, and every culture has its racist element, and you really sound racist. A very small percentage of immigrants are criminal; they don't want to be sent back. Another percentage are not making it and have to resort to illegal deeds temporarily to survive. A new immigrant has few friends or resources in a new country. As a traveler to Mexico, I've been dozens of times, and was always treated far better by some very poor but extremely kind, moral and generous people than by any people on any trip I ever took to the U.S. However, some tourists spots in Mexico are getting downright scary now, though, as more murders are being committed on foreigners for simple theft as the poorer criminals are fed up with the contrast in finances. I don't travel to Mexico now. Now wonder good citizens want to come north. It must be hell for some.
Re: notfu – Your 'let's blame the Mexicans' take is just a cop out.
That's easier than to understand and acknowledge the many far deeper troubles within a country. This poor BBQ soul just had a screw lose. It doesn't even say he was Mexican. You just worked that in yourself with a nonexistent segway using the cat plus your private agenda. Lol. I do agree that any immigrant should absolutely have to apply and qualify to be granted entry like anyone else rather than sneak across.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH
ok
Re: Fornr – Illegal Mexicans kill hundreds of American each year and we're not doing anything about it. How many Americans go to Mexico and kill their citizens? If one did that all of Mexico would scream racism. Fuck Mexico and Fuck illegals that come here. Get in line with everyone else. BTW Mexicans have single handedly ruined the entire school system in LA. What white person wants their kind to be raised with such trash? Not many.
my good old home town. crazy shit happens here….
OMFG. Only in America. Everyone should listen to George Carlin's "Fat People" on YouTube. He was so right on.
Please, please take this photo off. This I find really disturbing. If it was a human being would see the funny side, but not a defenseless kitten!
put your hands UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Urban disguise" hey?? That's hilarious!!
genious
Uhh, what the hell? That dude needs to put down the crack pipe
aaaaaaahhahahahah! this was on the news as i was walking out the door and i nearly shat my pants laughing…good old a-town…what the fawk?!
Re: Notfu – Didn't the Mexicans originally inhabit California? I guess they lost the battle but are taking it back the old fashioned way. If your administration actually wanted to control the border, they would control the border. I guess they're too busy controlling Iraq and Afghanistan's borders. There's more oil for Georgie's friends to sell there. Why aren't you pissed instead at the government YOU elected and pay to do their jobs with your tax dollars? If you were a poor Mexican without hope or resources, you would run across the border too, for your family, and particularly if there was no one there to stop you.
I Hate this picture.
You people seriously need to lighten up. This story is hilarious. Like Samantha once said "the crazy ones have all the good pills". My question is…why don't they take them?????
mk first of all, LOL.
secondly
STOP SAYING 'FIRST'!!!!!!
its stupid
like does it fucking MATTER?
AND HALF THE TIME
YOU ARENT FIRST
SO YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING IDIOT
so sthu c:
damn someone will have to buy more for the ribs today! wtf is this crap! hahaha
omgg STFU about the picture!!!!
that is the CUTEST kitty!
perez, that's a horrible photo. you should be ashamed of yourself! i thought you were an animal lover?
weak.
Re: baile – thank god it's not real, poor kitty looks like she's going to poo herself!!! I don't like illegal anything, but it's true that "illegal" people are ruining our country with their drugs and guns and violence
this picture is soooo old, i saw this pic years ago.
it's surprising to see it on your site since this site is suppose to be "new and upcoming."
kiddy cat
that is so mean i want the kitty its sooooo cute
dam mexicans
why is there a cat in the pic! im so confused!!!@@@
“urban disguise.” I lol'd so hard
THIS PICTURE WAS SO OS…………FUNNY I LOVED IT SO MUCH
thats disgusting that u would do that to a cute little kitten you should all be a shamed of yourself its a animal