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No…For Now

Filed under: Mario Lopez

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Mario Lopez has turned down a $200K offer to pose naked for Playgirl magazine.

Lopez has said, "It's not something for me at the moment."

So, there'll come a time when it IS the right moment?!

Interesting…

Is he holding out for more money?

P.S. Doesn't steroids make your peepee shrink????

[Image via WENN.]



119 comments to “No…For Now”

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  1. gramm says – reply to this
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    you have awful grammar perez

    *DONT* steroids make your peepee shrink

  2. yos says – reply to this
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    YO

  3. eww says – reply to this
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    he looks gross there.

  4. gywn says – reply to this
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    THANK GOD

  5. first says – reply to this
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    1st! finally!

  6. jonno says – reply to this
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    Now, that's a photo layout that I would LOVE to see, steroids or not!

  7. rache says – reply to this
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    ew

  8. Big T says – reply to this
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    No way he does steroids. He's been cut since his younger days on Saved By The Bell. The only way you look the way he does and not take steroids is to work out consistently over years. He's clearly done that. Besides, it's sad when fat people (Perez) take shots at people who take care of their bodies and actually work out. Stupid Fat Piggy Perez!

  9. mrsj says – reply to this
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    holding out for more money

  10. meme1 says – reply to this
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    idk!

  11. Rose says – reply to this
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    Mmmm he's so yummy
    Good for him
    &&&First

  12. HHN says – reply to this
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    After seeing the photoshoot from People magazine a few weeks ago, I really hope he does it!

  13. grayd says – reply to this
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    Even though it's your fave mag. Come out of the closet already.

  14. Chadw says – reply to this
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    NO - steroids make your balls shrink. Then they grow back.

  15. Caili says – reply to this
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    first

  16. Rash says – reply to this
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    From the look of that photo,
    he may be holding out for a photo
    spread in the next issue of "GAYBOY"!

  17. n says – reply to this
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    maybe his willy is really smal!
    ahahaha

  18. emma says – reply to this
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    it's small to start, i can't imagine it shrinking more….

  19. ME says – reply to this
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    Yuck..He is SOOO over rated…i wouldnt pay anything to see him naked…And didnt he like rape some girl not so long ago back???????

  20. jenny says – reply to this
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    i think the mexican ken doll has something to hide.
    small weiner?

  21. BALLS says – reply to this
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    IT MAKES YOUR BALLS SHRINK ,NOT YOUR DICK!

  22. Manda says – reply to this
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    He's posing for ManDate instead!!!

    He wants to date Anderson Cooper in New York- but they're both bottoms so it won't work. :(

  23. Clay says – reply to this
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    hehehe funny!

  24. GERAL says – reply to this
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    o.k. ALL OF YOU YOU JOBLESS DORKS!!!!! HE IS GROSS LOOKING AND BY THE WAY, I AM ON MY LUNCH BREAK SO I DO HAVE A JOB AND A LIFE UNLIKE FIBIKER OR HOW EVER YOU SAY IT AND THE REST OF YOU MORONS THAT SAY 1ST. GET A JOB AND A LIFE YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS……..

  25. BUNNI says – reply to this
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    Re: gramm

    THANK YOU GRAMM!!!!!!!!
    What is up with this site today.. too many mistakes lol

  26. B says – reply to this
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    a friend dated him for a bit….she didn't mention a small peen. Said he was a pretty nice guys….altho he seems like a bit of a man-ho.

  27. Patty says – reply to this
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    yummy

  28. 28

    He BUUUUGGGS

  29. Dean says – reply to this
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    He is not…but his veins on his shoulders/arms are frightening

  30. Dean says – reply to this
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    *hot

  31. bigtr says – reply to this
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    HAHAHA. Steroids don't make your peepee shrink, but they will make your balls shrink. Could make you peepee larger.

  32. Emily says – reply to this
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    Mario Lopez is such a cheating, lying pig. He was married to Ali Landry less than a month b/c he was a cheating asshole and he was basically cheating on Karina Smirnoff throughout their relationship. Why in the hell do women still bother with him?! Better yet why doesn't he just leave women alone? All he's really know for is being on Saved by the Bell which was more than 10 years ago. I wish he would just go back to obscrurity. Don't mind my rant, I've been holding that in for years. :)

  33. jimkh says – reply to this
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    small pee pee or not I would buy that issue.

  34. cafem says – reply to this
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    First of all to Gramm below, who cares it's a blog, spelling doesn't matter..

    I would have bought an issue of PLaygirl haha

  35. Paul says – reply to this
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    And I thought the Mini Me tape was scary.
    This one tops it all!

    What a horrible ^&&*#(!@#*&

  36. HA says – reply to this
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    Little pee pee little pee pee or has a vagina….. Roids for sure. Nasty arm veins. Coward!

  37. JACKI says – reply to this
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    I THINK I SPEAK FOR ALL OF US WHEN I SAY…..NO ONE WANTS TO SEE HIM NAKED!!!!!!!! THANK THE LORD HE TURNED THAT DOWN.

  38. 38

    His arm veins scare me.
    *Eek.*

  39. Lulu says – reply to this
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    Is today the official of poor grammar?

  40. LC says – reply to this
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    He is so on roids.

  41. FLUFF says – reply to this
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    HATE HIM, HATE HIM AND I REALLY REALLY HATE HIM!! PROMISCIOUS, ARROGANT, OVERRATED Z-LISTER. WATCH OUT TONY P EVA COULD BE HIS NEXT 1 MILLIONTH NOTCH ON HIS SMELLY BEDPOST OR MAYBE HE ALREADY DID HER!! WHAT A SURPRISE!! MARIO PLEASE GO AWAY!!! YOUR SLATER YEARS HAVE EXPIRED!! CANNOT STAND TO EVEN LOOK AT YOUR SMUG UGLY-ASS FACE!! LADIES STAY AWAY FROM THIS DWEEB!! MONOGAMY IS NOT IN HIS VOCABULARY!!
    P.S. DAVID BECKHAM CAN ROCK MY WORLD ANY DAY OF THE WEEK!! HE IS WAY MORE OF A MAN THAN MARIO DOPEZ

  42. bre says – reply to this
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    DON'T steroids make your peepee shrink?…

    What's with the grammar lately? It has been awful!

  43. 43

    Re: gramm – bitch stfu, it's a blog. Go bitch about grammar somewhere else.

  44. Sidne says – reply to this
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    Re: GERAL
    What the fuck is up with this person? Go back to your "job" then!

  45. Kathr says – reply to this
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    ew..
    he was pretty freaken naked for people's hottest bachelor… so whats he hiding?

    i hope he keeps saying no, thats something i do NOT want to see

  46. Atika says – reply to this
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    THIS SLEEZE SHOULD SHOW HIS UGLY FACE ONLY IN GAY MAGAZINES, CAUSE THAT'S WHAT HE IS - A HOMO!

  47. FREAK says – reply to this
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    ******THIS CHUMP IS A TOTAL ASSCLOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  48. norma says – reply to this
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    I met him in a funds event 8 years ago, he already got the body by then. I think he just being working out all his life a little of too much as Madonna. That pic is not one of his best for sure !

  49. 49

    DOUCHE

  50. Bob says – reply to this
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    I still remember that video of his junk bouncing while he jump roped. MMMMM

  51. 5435 says – reply to this
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    I'd pay for that.

  52. victo says – reply to this
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    hateful bitch! he's not on steroids he's worked out all his life, unlike you ft smelly pig!

  53. james says – reply to this
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    his layout in People was horrible. only PERVERTED women could think that Bert Reynolds pose was sexy

    i'm a guy but still it was such a stupid pose
    hope the dip sh*t does playgirl and shows everyone that he is talented lol
    what a dip

  54. nCybY says – reply to this
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    .
    .
    .
    You see, he has a previous commitment to
    "LATIN INCHES!!!"
    .
    .
    .

  55. nycan says – reply to this
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    Remember when he did that Greg Louganis TV movie? His speedos could barely contain his manhood. He was packing — or stuffing. I'm betting he's got plenty to show off.

  56. JDR says – reply to this
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    He does NOT have a small dick at all. I saw him in a pair of sweatpants on the beach. He had this major piece of wood swinging in the front. No it was not balls. I know the difference. He is so yummy, and I think he deserves a lot more money to show those goods!

  57. Bridg says – reply to this
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    Hell I'd buy the magazine just to rip the page out and use it for dart practise - bet I'd become quite the talent at darts I'd be required to fixiate on the smallest thing in the pic….tee hee!

  58. Mir says – reply to this
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    Steroids don't make your peepee shrink, but your balls. He's sure taking them though.

  59. Kaitl says – reply to this
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    There's another hernia. Ouch.

  60. Rob-e says – reply to this
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    200K is an insult!!! Do you know how many gay men and straight women would buy that issue? Hold for a minimum $1 million, Mario: you're worth more! I want to see it!!!!

  61. Nick says – reply to this
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    I'm sure he has a small peepee. - really small!!!

  62. David says – reply to this
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    Godammit, Mario, do it!

  63. dmd says – reply to this
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    Not that I'm defending him but Fat Body people actually can have muscles by working out and eating right, something your fat jelly doughnut ass wouldn't know anything about. and he won't be in playgirl cause his dick is probably the size of a nickel.

  64. 64

    Could he be more gay looking?

  65. me@wh says – reply to this
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    I love how every fat fuck labels anyone with the least bit of muscle as having used steroids.

    If that excuse works for you, then go with it.

  66. 66

    wow… he looks scary and hopped up on something here. there is such thing as TOO MUCH LIFTING Mario… ick!

  67. james says – reply to this
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    aauugghh, that man is a golden god, I'm straight, but I'll make an exception for him or this one guy from my job who looks like him.

  68. toekn says – reply to this
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    NEVER will be his moment because he has nothing to show. He has a vagina, you know! May he get all the yeast infection in the world.

  69. shard says – reply to this
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    mario lopez was really cute & sexy….(5 years ago)

    now he has turned into a weird looking muscled roid!

    even if he did decide to pose for PG, it would be some hand over
    his dick action…which means it's small enough to cover up with
    one hand…booooooring

    mario lopez should just go all out…put on a few pounds of healthy body fat…

    and star in a Kristen Bjorn video

    now THAT would be sexy….

    NOT that generic asexual PG shit

    aaaaaaaaaargh

  70. sam-n says – reply to this
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    isn't tomorrow the day we get to see porkeZ' tits bounce like a bowl of jello? so exciting, y'all.

  71. hope says – reply to this
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    umm…welll….he already posed nude for people?? well basically nude…soooo….

  72. Brian says – reply to this
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    omg he looks awful in that photo. personally, i don't think he evers looks even mildy ok

  73. Roids says – reply to this
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    He looks dreadful. What a terrible message to be sending by using illegal drugs. As if the Mexicans don't give out a bad enough message just by tagging everything, clogging up the schools that they don't graduate from and the jails that teach them to be better criminals. Sad really. Not hope for the Mexicans. Just a waste of humanity and very unattractive people.

  74. Prett says – reply to this
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    So it's the steriods that made his peepee shrink, what's your excuse Piggez?

  75. Manly says – reply to this
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    awww snap… this homies is a bigtime hottie fo'sho! Do your thang M.L. He's been always cut since his earlier days… so big ups homies on your image and hopefully sooooooon spread…. dam!

  76. super says – reply to this
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    Who cares about seeing his weiner, it probably has shit stains on it…or is he the bottom??

  77. Micha says – reply to this
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    I've always thought he is very good-looking, but the veins in his arms are so unattractive. It wouldn't be a bad idea if he lost some weight. As for Playgirl, $200k seems like a very low figure; I think if they offer him more, he will do it.

  78. hello says – reply to this
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    stay away from the juice bud