No…For Now
Filed under: Mario Lopez
Mario Lopez has turned down a $200K offer to pose naked for Playgirl magazine.
Lopez has said, "It's not something for me at the moment."
So, there'll come a time when it IS the right moment?!
Interesting…
Is he holding out for more money?
P.S. Doesn't steroids make your peepee shrink????
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: July 3, 2008 at 4:45 pm



you have awful grammar perez
*DONT* steroids make your peepee shrink
YO
he looks gross there.
THANK GOD
1st! finally!
Now, that's a photo layout that I would LOVE to see, steroids or not!
ew
No way he does steroids. He's been cut since his younger days on Saved By The Bell. The only way you look the way he does and not take steroids is to work out consistently over years. He's clearly done that. Besides, it's sad when fat people (Perez) take shots at people who take care of their bodies and actually work out. Stupid Fat Piggy Perez!
holding out for more money
idk!
Mmmm he's so yummy
Good for him
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After seeing the photoshoot from People magazine a few weeks ago, I really hope he does it!
Even though it's your fave mag. Come out of the closet already.
NO - steroids make your balls shrink. Then they grow back.
first
From the look of that photo,
he may be holding out for a photo
spread in the next issue of "GAYBOY"!
maybe his willy is really smal!
ahahaha
it's small to start, i can't imagine it shrinking more….
Yuck..He is SOOO over rated…i wouldnt pay anything to see him naked…And didnt he like rape some girl not so long ago back???????
i think the mexican ken doll has something to hide.
small weiner?
IT MAKES YOUR BALLS SHRINK ,NOT YOUR DICK!
He's posing for ManDate instead!!!
He wants to date Anderson Cooper in New York- but they're both bottoms so it won't work.
hehehe funny!
o.k. ALL OF YOU YOU JOBLESS DORKS!!!!! HE IS GROSS LOOKING AND BY THE WAY, I AM ON MY LUNCH BREAK SO I DO HAVE A JOB AND A LIFE UNLIKE FIBIKER OR HOW EVER YOU SAY IT AND THE REST OF YOU MORONS THAT SAY 1ST. GET A JOB AND A LIFE YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS……..
Re: gramm –
THANK YOU GRAMM!!!!!!!!
What is up with this site today.. too many mistakes lol
a friend dated him for a bit….she didn't mention a small peen. Said he was a pretty nice guys….altho he seems like a bit of a man-ho.
yummy
He BUUUUGGGS
He is not…but his veins on his shoulders/arms are frightening
*hot
HAHAHA. Steroids don't make your peepee shrink, but they will make your balls shrink. Could make you peepee larger.
Mario Lopez is such a cheating, lying pig. He was married to Ali Landry less than a month b/c he was a cheating asshole and he was basically cheating on Karina Smirnoff throughout their relationship. Why in the hell do women still bother with him?! Better yet why doesn't he just leave women alone? All he's really know for is being on Saved by the Bell which was more than 10 years ago. I wish he would just go back to obscrurity. Don't mind my rant, I've been holding that in for years.
small pee pee or not I would buy that issue.
First of all to Gramm below, who cares it's a blog, spelling doesn't matter..
I would have bought an issue of PLaygirl haha
And I thought the Mini Me tape was scary.
This one tops it all!
What a horrible ^&&*#(!@#*&
Little pee pee little pee pee or has a vagina….. Roids for sure. Nasty arm veins. Coward!
I THINK I SPEAK FOR ALL OF US WHEN I SAY…..NO ONE WANTS TO SEE HIM NAKED!!!!!!!! THANK THE LORD HE TURNED THAT DOWN.
His arm veins scare me.
*Eek.*
Is today the official of poor grammar?
He is so on roids.
HATE HIM, HATE HIM AND I REALLY REALLY HATE HIM!! PROMISCIOUS, ARROGANT, OVERRATED Z-LISTER. WATCH OUT TONY P EVA COULD BE HIS NEXT 1 MILLIONTH NOTCH ON HIS SMELLY BEDPOST OR MAYBE HE ALREADY DID HER!! WHAT A SURPRISE!! MARIO PLEASE GO AWAY!!! YOUR SLATER YEARS HAVE EXPIRED!! CANNOT STAND TO EVEN LOOK AT YOUR SMUG UGLY-ASS FACE!! LADIES STAY AWAY FROM THIS DWEEB!! MONOGAMY IS NOT IN HIS VOCABULARY!!
P.S. DAVID BECKHAM CAN ROCK MY WORLD ANY DAY OF THE WEEK!! HE IS WAY MORE OF A MAN THAN MARIO DOPEZ
DON'T steroids make your peepee shrink?…
What's with the grammar lately? It has been awful!
Re: gramm – bitch stfu, it's a blog. Go bitch about grammar somewhere else.
Re: GERAL –
What the fuck is up with this person? Go back to your "job" then!
ew..
he was pretty freaken naked for people's hottest bachelor… so whats he hiding?
i hope he keeps saying no, thats something i do NOT want to see
THIS SLEEZE SHOULD SHOW HIS UGLY FACE ONLY IN GAY MAGAZINES, CAUSE THAT'S WHAT HE IS - A HOMO!
******THIS CHUMP IS A TOTAL ASSCLOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I met him in a funds event 8 years ago, he already got the body by then. I think he just being working out all his life a little of too much as Madonna. That pic is not one of his best for sure !
DOUCHE
I still remember that video of his junk bouncing while he jump roped. MMMMM
I'd pay for that.
hateful bitch! he's not on steroids he's worked out all his life, unlike you ft smelly pig!
his layout in People was horrible. only PERVERTED women could think that Bert Reynolds pose was sexy
i'm a guy but still it was such a stupid pose
hope the dip sh*t does playgirl and shows everyone that he is talented lol
what a dip
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You see, he has a previous commitment to
"LATIN INCHES!!!"
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Remember when he did that Greg Louganis TV movie? His speedos could barely contain his manhood. He was packing — or stuffing. I'm betting he's got plenty to show off.
He does NOT have a small dick at all. I saw him in a pair of sweatpants on the beach. He had this major piece of wood swinging in the front. No it was not balls. I know the difference. He is so yummy, and I think he deserves a lot more money to show those goods!
Hell I'd buy the magazine just to rip the page out and use it for dart practise - bet I'd become quite the talent at darts I'd be required to fixiate on the smallest thing in the pic….tee hee!
Steroids don't make your peepee shrink, but your balls. He's sure taking them though.
There's another hernia. Ouch.
200K is an insult!!! Do you know how many gay men and straight women would buy that issue? Hold for a minimum $1 million, Mario: you're worth more! I want to see it!!!!
I'm sure he has a small peepee. - really small!!!
Godammit, Mario, do it!
Not that I'm defending him but Fat Body people actually can have muscles by working out and eating right, something your fat jelly doughnut ass wouldn't know anything about. and he won't be in playgirl cause his dick is probably the size of a nickel.
Could he be more gay looking?
I love how every fat fuck labels anyone with the least bit of muscle as having used steroids.
If that excuse works for you, then go with it.
wow… he looks scary and hopped up on something here. there is such thing as TOO MUCH LIFTING Mario… ick!
aauugghh, that man is a golden god, I'm straight, but I'll make an exception for him or this one guy from my job who looks like him.
NEVER will be his moment because he has nothing to show. He has a vagina, you know! May he get all the yeast infection in the world.
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mario lopez was really cute & sexy….(5 years ago)
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now he has turned into a weird looking muscled roid!
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even if he did decide to pose for PG, it would be some hand over
his dick action…which means it's small enough to cover up with
one hand…booooooring
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mario lopez should just go all out…put on a few pounds of healthy body fat…
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and star in a Kristen Bjorn video
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now THAT would be sexy….
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NOT that generic asexual PG shit
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aaaaaaaaaargh
isn't tomorrow the day we get to see porkeZ' tits bounce like a bowl of jello? so exciting, y'all.
umm…welll….he already posed nude for people?? well basically nude…soooo….
omg he looks awful in that photo. personally, i don't think he evers looks even mildy ok
He looks dreadful. What a terrible message to be sending by using illegal drugs. As if the Mexicans don't give out a bad enough message just by tagging everything, clogging up the schools that they don't graduate from and the jails that teach them to be better criminals. Sad really. Not hope for the Mexicans. Just a waste of humanity and very unattractive people.
So it's the steriods that made his peepee shrink, what's your excuse Piggez?
awww snap… this homies is a bigtime hottie fo'sho! Do your thang M.L. He's been always cut since his earlier days… so big ups homies on your image and hopefully sooooooon spread…. dam!
Who cares about seeing his weiner, it probably has shit stains on it…or is he the bottom??
I've always thought he is very good-looking, but the veins in his arms are so unattractive. It wouldn't be a bad idea if he lost some weight. As for Playgirl, $200k seems like a very low figure; I think if they offer him more, he will do it.
stay away from the juice bud