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The Bastard Sings Too!

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Move over Ali and Lindsay Lohan…looks like your bastard sister is out to steal the music spotlight!

Attention seeking-runs in the family!

Michael Lohan's alleged illegitimate daughter, 13 year old Ashley, is reportedly trying to cut a record deal.

A record-industry insider says, “Ashley has more talent than Lindsay or Ali.”

A Lohan family source adds (we bet it was Daddy HoHan!), “Ashley’s singing ability just proves that the family talent comes from Michael (Lohan), not Dina Lohan.”

Until this famewhore is proven to be his daughter (or not), we don't wanna hear any more from her!

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206 comments to “The Bastard Sings Too!”

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  1. WHO says – reply to this


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    lol. bastard.

  2. alex says – reply to this


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    FIRST

  3. kim says – reply to this


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    yeah.. right.. its all gonna be a big mess

  4. Ash says – reply to this


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    hmm wow

  5. sabri says – reply to this


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    1st Bitches!!!

  6. reali says – reply to this


    6

    What a low class heading. You fail at life.

  7. Msxz says – reply to this


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    TALENT. shure…

  8. SUPA says – reply to this


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    "The Bastard Sings Too!"
    OH-FOR A MINUTE THERE I THOUGHT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT 1 OF THE 20 JOLIE KIDS.

  9. HONEY says – reply to this


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    PEREZ THATS PETTY, WHY YOU HAVE TO CALL THAT GIRL A BASTARD.

  10. Brynn says – reply to this


    10

    No. One. Cares.

  11. Nicol says – reply to this


    11

    first.

  12. shann says – reply to this


    12

    some people should not be allowed to have children

  13. Liesb says – reply to this


    13

    What's wrong with Lindsay her music???
    To be honest, i like it!

    Btw Perez i totally agree with ya, i don't wanna hear anything about the bastard child!

  14. me says – reply to this


    14

    like her



  15. 15

    WHO CARES!!!!

  16. Brina says – reply to this


    16

    OMG!! Ali has huge duck feet!!

  17. Gul says – reply to this


    17

    first**



  18. 18

    Everybody wants a record deal these days…

    Talent is no longer an attribute.

  19. McKen says – reply to this


    19

    One big attention seeking family, I felt sorry for this kid at first, but now I don't. She seems to be JUST as bad as the rest of them.

  20. chris says – reply to this


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    Why are her feet so huge?? And where are her boobs??!

  21. Jacki says – reply to this


    21

    FIRST
    linsday is ugly

  22. thuy says – reply to this


    22

    1st.

  23. SylV says – reply to this


    23

    ****((OMG, SOMEONE IS OUT THERE FOR ATTENTION!!!! THAT'S PROBABLY THE MOTHER OF THE "B"!!! PROBABLY WOULDN'T HAVE BOTHERED WITH THIS WHOLE 13 YEAR OLD BIZZ IF SHE DIDN'T HAVE A SINGING CAREER IN MIND….SMART BUT DAMN STUPID!!!!! THAT'S MY THEORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT COINCIDENTLY A LOHAN IS THE FATHER!!! WHOA….*PSHA WHATEVER

  24. MAC says – reply to this


    24

    bitch! she probably just made up the daddy thing to become famous.

    fuck her

  25. Danic says – reply to this


    25

    My god Perez, she is a little girl! Leave her alone! Her whore mom is pimping her out and her "daddy" is looking to get famous/rich off of her too. This poor girl is going to have enough issues without you dissing her on your blog.

  26. SYlV says – reply to this


    26

    ***********AND!!!! AND SHE'LL PROBABLY TRY TO START SINGING ABOUT GROWING UP LEARNING HER FATHER ISN'T HER FATHER AT ALL, AND HER REAL FATHER IS AN "A-LISTERS" FATHER…LOL, I BET YOU THAT THAT WILL HAPPEN..OMG THAT WOULD BE SUM CRAZY SHIZZ!!!!!***********

  27. Angry says – reply to this


    27

    I don't mean to be picky Perez, but is it really necessary to call a little girl a bastard? It just seems really unnecessary. And in this day and age I'm sure someone she knows reads your blogs. Do you ever think about how your words may hurt an innocent person?

    I'm growing disenchanted with your blog…



  28. 28

    I'm a bastard child. SO calling a bastard a bastard offends me lol

  29. bb says – reply to this


    29

    Holy Ali has HUGE feet!

  30. HATIN says – reply to this


    30

    I have a 13 year old daughter with no father - never once have I or any other decent human being considered her to be a bastard.

    Im no longer reading this hateful toxic blog.

  31. k says – reply to this


    31

    okay perez shut up. she actually can sing, and if yu wanted to take a break from being un the computer 24/7 then go watch one of her shows, yu can hear her.

  32. ugh says – reply to this


    32

    Why can't they all just SHUT UP!! AHHHHH!!!!!

  33. Slick says – reply to this


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    There not ever sure she is there sister. The proof will be when they get proof of the shoe size. These LOHAN bitches have the biggest feet. They look like snow shovels. I would if their NA NAS are as big as a coal mine.

  34. john says – reply to this


    34

    Bastard comment, not very cool. She's a little girl and probably a little insecure from this event.

  35. pre says – reply to this


    35

    she looks pregnant. and dang she has HEE UUUUGE feet.

  36. KB says – reply to this


    36

    Re: SUPA – HAHAHAHA No shit! Why is it ok for Angelina?Because Perez never says anything about her….even though she slept with a married man (like this girl's mom), and has kids out of wedlock just like this girl!

  37. too says – reply to this


    37

    "mayra from freer"

    Um, I'm I was born IN wedlock idiot and yes it offends me that he labels children this way! No child deserves to read about this online or have their friends to tease them! You have the EMOTIONAL IQ OF A giraffe! MORON!
    Now go run along and find someone to pay attention to your idiotic ass.. this is the only way you get that attention, no?

  38. Krist says – reply to this


    38

    and now we know the real reason why these "allegations" came about

  39. lil says – reply to this


    39

    Lilo also has huge feet i've noticed. This whole family disgusts me, such famewhores. Lilo and Samro will be doing a duet soon mark my words.

  40. Slick says – reply to this


    40

    Forgot to add, does Ashley have those freckles all over her body. Ali and Lindsay both look like they have some kind of puckey funk all over their body, at least they should put some cream on their faces. Do they know how creepy they look.

  41. DIANE says – reply to this


    41

    It's not the little girl's fault her parents are idiots, and she may have a fine voice. Stop being mean to children, Perez.

  42. OnlyG says – reply to this


    42

    Wow,…..I cant tell you how much i would like to punch you in your ugly fat face …..Bastard is a bit much for some one who is being pushed into a spotlite with out there own doing …you a gross fat fuck !PLEASE COME TO CHICAGO I HAVE ROTTEN FOOD IN MY FRIDGE JUST WATING TO BE THROWN AT YOUR UGLY ASS ! CANT MISS THAT TARGET

  43. TUMS says – reply to this


    43

    PEREZ, YOU ARE TOXIC AND DISGUSTING!

    HOW CAN YOU CALL YOURSELF A DECENT GAY DEMOCRAT?

    CLASSLESS ANTICS LIKE THAT IS ON THE LEVEL OF RIGHT-WINGERS!

    ALL YOU HAVE BEEN SPREADING IS HATE LATELY!

  44. Shelb says – reply to this


    44

    Bastard? Illegitimate? What is this…the 1800's? Knock it off. She's a child, and this is a big enough mess.

  45. kenzi says – reply to this


    45

    Ali's feet look HUGE in this pic, no?

  46. Slick says – reply to this


    46

    who is onlyg talking too.

  47. Alexi says – reply to this


    47

    Is it really necessary to call this poor child a bastard, especially when it's more than likely that she's not the one who wanted to go public with all of this in the first place. Imagine how embarrassing this must be for her, especially at her age! She probably wants to be invisible right about now. Michael Lohan and his tramp of an ex wife have always been attention whores and have lived vicariously through their daughters. This poor little girl looks to be the next victim, because obviously her mother is just like the Lohans. I really feel sorry for her. No wonder the Lohan girls are messed up. I sincerely hope for this little girl's sake that she is NOT a Lohan so she can go back to anonymity and lead a normal life away from that messed up family.

  48. DEAD says – reply to this


    48

    YOU FAT ASS FRANKENBERRY FAT FUCK !I BET YOUR BIG OLE HEAD IS 100 LBS ! Why hasnt any one egged ole fatty? if i live in la i would sooo look for him and harass him eggs garbage dog shit what ever !FUCK YOU FAT ASS !

  49. Wretc says – reply to this


    49

    Don't call a little girl a bastard.

  50. onlyg says – reply to this


    50

    Re: Slick

    PEREZ who else dumbass!

  51. Phil says – reply to this


    51

    It's that Lohan gene. That's where the talent is.

  52. meese says – reply to this


    52

    Really? Is it necessary to call this poor girl a bastard? She didn't ask for this.

  53. Mindy says – reply to this


    53

    MUST you call this 13 yr old child a BASTARD Perez? I mean it's one thing to call out an adult, but to bully a kid over the internet is seriously messed up.

  54. jimmy says – reply to this


    54

    LINDSAY'S A FAT ASS AND ALLIE LOOKS LIKE SHE'S 45.
    SAD.

  55. Tired says – reply to this


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    If this little girl's mom is a whore for fucking a married man (and she is), then Angelina is the same type of slut! And if this innocent girl is a bastard because er mommy and daddy weren't married, then the highly anticipated Jolie twins….well….

  56. pig says – reply to this


    56

    yet you screen posts that call you a FA&!!! your posts give me the authority to label you disgusting terms too FUDGEPA&*ER!!! not even respectable gays wnat your CHEAP SICK FA#GITY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  57. t says – reply to this


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    She is 13, you ignorant mother fucker!! What the fuck is wrong with you calling her vicious names like that? I swear to god, why don't you just die already?

  58. fa says – reply to this


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    I honestly thought u were talking about some of the kids from JOLIE PITT FAMILY!!

    maybe SHILOH OR MADDOX???

  59. m says – reply to this


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    oh snap!

  60. lynn says – reply to this


    60

    I hate my fucking boss!!!!

  61. me says – reply to this


    61

    Why do you call her a bastard? It's not her fault if her mom is a dumb bitch and his father an unfaithful dick! F you Perez!

  62. Lara says – reply to this


    62

    It really is not okay to call this girl a bastard. You nail anybody who calls gays
    nasty names. You have been told to lay off the kids many times and you never listen. Everyone knows you don't care, you nasty ugly bastard.

  63. park says – reply to this


    63

    i really like some songs of lindsay
    but that little girl want to cut a record deal is sick!
    who want to buy it ???

  64. Bob says – reply to this


    64

    The Lohans need to go away. I would go find a trailer park if I wanted to hear about white trash.

  65. UJerk says – reply to this


    65

    Ok honestly Perez by now wouldn't you realize maybe you should stop calling her a bastard…
    1. She's 13…you're what, in your 30's? Big man aren't you?
    2. Bastard can be a very offensive and hurtful term. Because children do not have to be born in wedlock to be worthwhile and have souls. Trust me I should know….I'm a "bastard" and I am probably 10 times better than this you….as is this girl.
    3. Maybe you should get a real job or try being….oh…i don't know….nice? instead of making fun of teenage girls….

    You are not a good person.

  66. zsdaf says – reply to this


    66

    Re: t

    STICK A TAMPON IN IT, BITCH

  67. haah says – reply to this


    67

    half of hollywood kids are bastards. i love it! you are digging yourself a grave you FAT FUCK!

  68. uCon says – reply to this


    68

    Gross Perez, and you kiss your mother with that mouth?
    Me thinks that you should hide out and reinvent yourself.
    You are turning your fans against you.

  69. Georg says – reply to this


    69

    "Bastard Daughter" "13 year old famewhore" …. Geeze Perez, grow up. She is a little girl being used as a tennis ball in a romantic triangle. Not every body is a cum guzzling, fat worthless piece of shit like you are. Grow up!

  70. Mikey says – reply to this


    70

    The kid is a bastard. I think that Ashley Kauffman is really the only real child of Michael Lohan. The others don't even look like him. Dina is a big slut. She, Lindsay, and Aliana all have clits that look like dicks.

  71. eva says – reply to this


    71

    What kind of (wo)man calls a 13 year old child a bastard? You are spineless, thank goodness you don't have (and hopefully never do) have kids. You don't even deserve to have a dog.



  72. 72

    Don't call her that! It's not her fault her father is a dumbass and her mother had her own moment at it, as well.

    Another mistake you made is in the "also". The Lohan sisters can't sing their way our of a paper bag.

  73. Regan says – reply to this


    73

    Prez…there you go again. Calling CHILDREN nasty names!!! This CHILD is not a famewhore…her mother is. Her possible father is. But the CHILD is completely being used here! Show some maturity ASSHOLE! You know…skinny or not, your are and will always be an enormous FAT ASS because of the way you talk about some people. Particularly people who don't deserve your venom. Jeebus!!! What'd this KID every do to you, YOU FAMEWHORE? That's right I said it!! You, Perez, are the biggest famewhore there is!! So watch where you're slinging those arrows!

  74. Mikey says – reply to this


    74

    Bastard = Child out of wedlock. Ashley Kauffman is a bastard. She is Michael Lohan's love spawn. The Jolie-Pitt children are bastards too. So are most of the black children raised in the ghetto. I wonder how Lindsay would fare in the ghetto? Dina is already a crack whore. So they would fit right in.

  75. Mikey says – reply to this


    75

    She is a famewhore.

  76. eatit says – reply to this


    76

    NO dummy mikey! "BASTARD" Is a derogatory name used to belittle children and their mothers! That's the context it was derived from. It's a "bad"word. Would your parents allow you to say it when you were young? No it is not a common term you stupid fuck. You are just as dumb as the fat fk himself. SOmeone should lobotomize your dumbass, maybe there would be an IMPROVEMENT!!!!

  77. Mike says – reply to this


    77

    Who is the ugly, scrawny, rat next to LezLo?

  78. bru says – reply to this


    78

    Oh yeah, because we soooo need ANOTHER FUCKING teenage shitter…I mean, singer.

  79. Katia says – reply to this


    79

    I admit you are funny, but i don't agree with you calling the girl a bastard, even if it's true. She is a kid and it is offensive and it is not her fault. It's just not right.

  80. FReal says – reply to this


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    Why the fuck do you keep calling some little girl a "bastard"? Are you fucking retarded, Perez? You are seriously gonna lose readers if you keep that shit up!

  81. off t says – reply to this


    81

    seriously, who wrote this screenplay?

  82. bru says – reply to this


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    Re: eatit – Try taking a lesson on the English language. Bastard is not a "bad" word, you child.
    bas·tard Audio Help /ˈbæstərd/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[bas-terd] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
    –noun
    1. a person born of unmarried parents; an illegitimate child.
    2. Slang.
    a. a vicious, despicable, or thoroughly disliked person: Some bastard slashed the tires on my car.
    b. a person, esp. a man: The poor bastard broke his leg.
    3. something irregular, inferior, spurious, or unusual.
    4. bastard culverin.
    –adjective
    5. illegitimate in birth.
    6. spurious; not genuine; false: The architecture was bastard Gothic.
    7. of abnormal or irregular shape or size; of unusual make or proportions: bastard quartz; bastard mahogany.
    8. having the appearance of; resembling in some degree: a bastard Michelangelo; bastard emeralds.
    9. Printing. (of a character) not of the font in which it is used or found.

  83. Chad says – reply to this


    83

    Re: Tired
    So true. Couldn't have said it better myself…. Angelina takes the cake for ultimate whore.
    But of course, heaven forbid Petty Hilton says a bad word of his idol Angepiga Jolie.



  84. 84

    Nothing like parents that pimp out their kids.

  85. Sherr says – reply to this


    85

    Geez, Ali has HUGE feet!

  86. Keep says – reply to this


    86

    Um, "bastard" is not a bad word? Did you even try reading those definitions you posted lobotomy recipient or are you illiterate too?

    I cannot believe there is a person alive today who thinks "bastard" is not a bad word. What is it like to have the IQ of an ant? I'll give you that much. Do you even know the history of the word? No… of course not.. afterall, you're not very literary little mikey boy!! LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO @ "bastard not a bad word" LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAHAHAHAHA> WERE YOU BORN RETARDED OR WERE YOU BRAIN DAMAGED SOMEWHERE ALONG THE WAY??? HAHAHAHAHAHHA

  87. pat says – reply to this


    87

    i hate to tell you this but if bastard was not a bad or not offensive, then people would not take offense to it dummy! DUH!
    i dont know one school that would allow that word to be spoken by children either. you really are so stupid.

  88. Jesus says – reply to this


    88

    Why does everybody and their grandma think they can sing? Give it a fucking rest. Whatever happend to wanting to be come a doctor or lawyer? Oh yeah, you actually have to be smart to do those things.

  89. EATIT says – reply to this


    89

    WELL IF YOU NEED A DICTIONARY TO THINK FOR YOU MIKEY-WITH-NO-BRAIN, I'D EXPECT YOU TO TRY A GOOD! LMFAO YOU POOR IDIOT!

    bastard
    Noun
    1. Informal, offensive an obnoxious or despicable person
    2. Archaic or offensive a person born of parents not married to each other
    3. Informal something extremely difficult or unpleasant
    Adjective
    1. Archaic or offensive illegitimate by birth
    2. counterfeit; spurious [Old French bastart]

  90. Arshe says – reply to this


    90

    Um people this is a little girl .. a child saying negative things is just wrong here.

  91. Snack says – reply to this


    91

    I never comment here but I think Perez is wrong for calling a young girl a bastard. This is totally uncalled for, I hope your life story ends great cause you sure have a knack for pointing the finger at others.

    Bonne chance!!!

  92. kate says – reply to this


    92

    Stupid Perez being a bastard himself is not really concious of how much this affects a kid… guys have to understand that he has been called a bastard ever since his boat landed in america with his ilegal inmigrant mom carrying him and wondering whose the father of this humongous gay baby (Perez). That's why its so hard for him to realize that calling someone a bastard is really really offensive! If he had some culture or knows a thing or two about english he will be able to understand that… hold on he will need a brain too… huh why God why??? Perez, Speidi… why are you sending us the 7 plagues???

  93. EATIT says – reply to this


    93

    TRY A GOOD *ONE*.. BUT AFTERALL, A DIMWIT WHO NEEDS A DICTIONARY TO TELL HIM A WORD IS BAD OR NOT SERIOUSLY ALREADY HAS SOMETHING MISSING UPSTAIRS.
    BRU/MIKEY, NOW GO EAT IT! I WILL RECOMMEND AUTOFELLACIO LITTLE DUMB FKS.

  94. Trudy says – reply to this


    94

    Can you imagine the amounts of illegitimate offspring if gays were able to get pregnant? OMG! Gay men are so damn horny! But Perez wouldn't have to worry as he probably hasn't been getting any for years. In fact, is Perez a virgin? I'm suspecting so since he appears to be the moral compass on sex issues lately!

  95. Melis says – reply to this


    95

    I think that people who call her a bastard child should be ashamed of themselves. I think that's a horrible name to call someone, even if that is the term for having a child out of wedlock. And perez, you don't even know this girl. She's only thirteen years old! And your calling her down. I'm sorry, but that should make you ashamed that you can be that cruel to people you don't even know.

  96. Valer says – reply to this


    96

    This whole mess has nothing to do with the poor girl. She has no control who her father is, and if it's true and she has talent why can't she make a record. Personally she has got to be a better person than the Lohan girls, they are a mess. I am really sick of hearing about them, and their mother. She's a bigger mess.

  97. bauio says – reply to this


    97

    Perez, nobody has used the term bastard, except to refer to you, for ages. If you're going to use it, use it to refer to all the illegitimate children of the stars. Start with ALL Brad and Angelina's kids. They're no less "bastard" children than this girl.

  98. Brodi says – reply to this


    98

    OK Perez. #1, she's from Montana, #2, she is 13 and you have minimal knowledge about her. Until you know more, shut your pole smoker before you are left with two black eyes instead of one like last year. It wont be a hate crime, it is defending a home girl.

  99. baiou says – reply to this


    99

    For the commentors who arguing about whether bastard is a "bad" word, in this case it is being used in its derogatory usage. If he won't use it to refer to ALL illegitimate children, because it is too mean for little shiloh, he shouldn't use it with this child. She has no control over who her parents are, just as none of us do.

  100. hope says – reply to this


    100

    hey perez, what drugs are you on to make you this arrogant? i see videos with you all the time fighting like a little bitch with people and getting all cocky excusing your photo-stealing fat-mouth ass.
    i KNOW they put you on something since the alleged suicide attempt, right? well wtf is it to make you this nasty?

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