The Bastard Sings Too!

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Move over Ali and Lindsay Lohan…looks like your bastard sister is out to steal the music spotlight!

Attention seeking-runs in the family!

Michael Lohan's alleged illegitimate daughter, 13 year old Ashley, is reportedly trying to cut a record deal.

A record-industry insider says, “Ashley has more talent than Lindsay or Ali.”

A Lohan family source adds (we bet it was Daddy HoHan!), “Ashley’s singing ability just proves that the family talent comes from Michael (Lohan), not Dina Lohan.”

Until this famewhore is proven to be his daughter (or not), we don't wanna hear any more from her!

[Image via WENN.]

    Posted: Jul 3, 2008 at 5:45 pm / Email this  »

    206 comments to “The Bastard Sings Too!”

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    1. tenaj says – reply to this


      201

      Vile - She is not responsible for the circumstance of her birth . She is also a child . Correct use of a word yes ; correct use of judgement no . You can defend this Perez

    2. Snick says – reply to this


      202

      Michael Lohan should have been banned from the ability to reproduce. Unfortunately we're stuck with his brood of ugly-ass addict wannabe kids!! Maybe the illegitimate sister will turn out normal and successful, sort of like how Leonardo DaVinci was born out of wedlock to his dad and a family servant but he became much more famous and successful than any of his legitimate half-siblings.

    3. name says – reply to this


      203

      WHO CARES
      they are both
      fucking UGLY
      ali looks like
      shes 30 and
      a chain smoker
      and im sure the
      other bast. is
      just us ugly
      and has no
      talent as well
      which will prove
      that all the lohan
      girls are good
      for is pleasing ugly
      ass me in bed!!!!!!

    4. Nikki says – reply to this


      204

      Better singer or not I really could careless about Ashley she's nothing special and doesnt deserve any spot light.

    5. dave says – reply to this


      205

      i think she just wants to get famous
      thats y she waited so long to tell anyone shes michels daughter
      and u dont have to call her a basterd
      just causs her moms a whore

    6. steph says – reply to this


      206

      i hope thre is a lohan that can actueally sing!

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