Care For A Hot Dog???

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Munch on this tomorrow!

Yet another new Emporio Armani Underwear ad featuring panty creamer David Beckham.

Posted: Jul 3, 2008 at 1:35 pm / Email this »

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mslib says – reply to this

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Enough of DB in his undies!
Inga says – reply to this

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Yummy!
skinnygirluver says – reply to this

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I just have to give him credit. He's definitely NOT a homophobe!!
yay says – reply to this

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hahah 1st
ANNA says – reply to this

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sara says – reply to this

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NOT REAL!!!! they digitally enhanced it perez.
Liz says – reply to this

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he's so overrated
la lo says – reply to this

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he has a small weeny!
smsan says – reply to this

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Yumbo!
Ron says – reply to this

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1st
Sydne says – reply to this

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It's hot but never ever hotter than the first one.
bec says – reply to this

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first
Lola says – reply to this

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FUK ME.
woo says – reply to this

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woahh babbyy
atlhotboi29 says – reply to this

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Yuck. I don't like him.
Meghs09 says – reply to this

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that man is pure sex!

he is wayyyy too hot for posh
lola says – reply to this

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FUKKK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Mr. M says – reply to this

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hotdog? don't you mean "care for a sock?" all of his undie pics are padded, and i can only guess why… lol.
k=H=k says – reply to this

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[[[[[ hello ]]]]]]]]]

[[[[[[[[[[ the fukard iz married ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]

[[[[[[[[[[[[ ain't like anyonez gettin any ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]

[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ butt her azzhole ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
aliso says – reply to this

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www.paparazzigonewild.tv
Moi says – reply to this

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Oh, I think I just came a little
Kathryn says – reply to this

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oh I say we can not get enough… pass the ketchup!
Mikey says – reply to this

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I think he and Vicki are really ugly. He's just not my type. I don't see what all the hype is.
Mimi the Magnificent says – reply to this

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He is a sexy man, but the simple fact that he cheated on his wife just stomps on the cloud above my head with him in it.
pepe says – reply to this

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rocco ritchie , cruz Beckham and ed westwick are my friends
Britt says – reply to this

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MMMMMMM Yummy!!!
Cock says – reply to this

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Interesting that he wears his cock pulled up in the underwear- instead of wearing his schlong in the more natural tucked down position. His bulge must look bigger that way.
nCYbY says – reply to this

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH, WITH EXTRA HOT DOG "SAUCE"!!! OH THESE JUST KEEP GETTING BETTER ALL THE TIME!!! OOOOOOOOOOOO, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, I WANNA SEE MORE OF THE FAMOUS "TRACTOR PIPE!"
Cerag says – reply to this

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Obviously digitally-enhanced or stuffed.
Old says – reply to this

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He's old, he has help in the package department and this is a ridiculous pose. Give us Ronaldo just walking around and NOT posing!
jenny says – reply to this

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will somebody please punch him in the face, give him black eye… throw him in the mud?? something? he's too perfect, it really bugs me!!!
Lala says – reply to this

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Does He ever keep His clothes on?
Stuffed undies don't turn Me on!!
Steph says – reply to this

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I must admit this man is the epitome of hotness! WOOF!
hell says – reply to this

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man i wanna give him a blowjob
Presh says – reply to this

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Why exactly would anybody be leaning over a fence this way? Maybe to show off a new pair of socks!
Hyde says – reply to this

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These ads are starting to verge on disgusting.
pinky says – reply to this

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Ok, this is WAY too un-lumpy, they must put "somthing" in "there", right?
Leyla says – reply to this

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He does not have a small weiner. Why do people say that when it's obviously not true!!!? No wife talks about her husband's package if it isn't really large. It's just not done.
Pwder says – reply to this

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Re: Presh – STOP THE INSANITY!!! It's called STOMACH CRUNCHES, bitch.
Myron says – reply to this

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I love how P-Nasty put the hearts around Becks' man-meat!!!
e says – reply to this

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good lord, def. the best yet
Jill says – reply to this

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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNGGGG! wow. i need to change my panties. hot.
Jon says – reply to this

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HOTNESS now all we need is Chase Crawford in some underwear adds Im thinking Calvin Klein
JSTWP says – reply to this

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JOHN STALL THE WONDERPOPE sez:
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Beckham is a Bull-Stud Brimming With Testosterone and therefore isn't at all homophobic.
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So unlike Bottom Boy Tommy, who looks like he doesn't need to shave but once a month, and that Revolting Fat Bitch, John, who along with his beard dyke bitch of a wife Kelly abuse their son JET by refusing to give him the MEDICAL TREATMENT for his autism that he so desperately needs!!!
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I couldn't buhleeve (well, I could but didn't want to) that Kelly The Beard screamed at the nanny "Take care of IT!" when the poor child had a fit, so desperate is he to see a doctor!!!
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TEAM VICTORIA!!!
Susan says – reply to this

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darn..that's a very weird position…but HOT
Hmmmm says – reply to this

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It's stuffed, you know it is.

It's so interesting how they try to make him look like a black man.
nintoxication says – reply to this

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Sorry, but I don't see what the big deal is about him. I've never been into "obvious" people.
j says – reply to this

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i'm sooooo hungry!!! YUM!
Inter says – reply to this

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Real or not…bring it on!
GossipGirl05 says – reply to this

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Mamma Mia
meh says – reply to this

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DOES HE SHAVE HIS LEGS? wtf?!!!! he's to squeaky clean… DIRTY HIM UP NOW. i'd like to see what he looks like after a wild night of sexxx. rarrrrr.
Lizzy says – reply to this

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panty creamer!!!! LOL!!
dorkus says – reply to this

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He is absolutely disgusting.
nigge says – reply to this

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Re: Hmmmm – who in the hell would want to look like a black man??

big noses mouths and dark skin

yuck
i hate black people they smell
Novel says – reply to this

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This is NOT NEWS and neither is your homosexual agenda. Either work harder to restore this site to an Entertainment and Gossip Blog or kiss it goodbye

Perez Hilton is the L-A-Z-I-E-S-T blogger on the Internet

Perez Hilton is the L-A-Z-I-E-S-T blogger on the Internet

Perez Hilton is the L-A-Z-I-E-S-T blogger on the Internet

Perez Hilton is the L-A-Z-I-E-S-T blogger on the Internet

Perez Hilton is the L-A-Z-I-E-S-T blogger on the Internet
Janic says – reply to this

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I can't stand this guy. I'm sick of seeing his face.
ANDY2 says – reply to this

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I'd pay top dollar to be able to find this man after a long, hot, sweaty soccer match and pulls his shorts down. I'd eat that ass like a starved wolf, licking every bit of sweat off of his hole. I bet he smells and tastes delicious. YUMMY!!!!….mmm mmm mmm….what I wouldn't do to have him sitting on my face!!!!
Nelso says – reply to this

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wowza!!!!!! Yum
sharo says – reply to this

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I believe that it is an estupides what you write there is not a better form of losing the time that hurts me you give but in that picture david beckam it leaves very¡¡¡ pretty
omg says – reply to this

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his cock must be like 12 inches long
JSTWP says – reply to this

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Re: Novel –
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WHAT'S THAT, YOU LIMP-DICKED EUNUCH???
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YOUR MOMMA HAD TO JOIN PFLAG (THAT'S PARENTS AND FRIENDS OF LESBIANS AND GAYS!) SO DISTRAUGHT WAS SHE WHEN SHE CAUGHT YOUR DADDY PULLING A TRAIN OF HAIRY MUSCLE-STUDS!!!
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TEAM VICTORIA!!!
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GirlsAloud says – reply to this

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Geez. He has nice legs. They look so shiny and smooth…
DanaMarie=] says – reply to this

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OMG HE'S SOOOOO FUCKIN HOT!!!!!!
La Ta says – reply to this

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Oye Perez I've seen this already in another blog. Estas atras y no avanzas!!!!
NCYbY says – reply to this

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Re: omg – OOOOOOOOOHHHH OOOOO WWWWWOOOOOOOAAAAA OOOOO OOOO OOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
JuanV says – reply to this

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What a fine piece of CHORIZO!
loula says – reply to this

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I think he pads his panties
kit says – reply to this

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This ad is plain dumb. Does he need the money? I can't think of any other reason a person with half a brain would do this ad.
Crystabellina says – reply to this

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Wow
Tracy says – reply to this

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These ads are getting boring.
POSH says – reply to this

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Re: Tracy – Lez-Bot!
Atika says – reply to this

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First of all HIS BALLS ARE SHINNIG, second, THOSE THIGHS LOOK WIERD! I'm over these Beck's ads. Enough is enough. Thank you.
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Princ says – reply to this

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…..wowzer I really hope Victoria is a nympho or else what a waste lol

O well three kids she must know what she is working with
FLUFF says – reply to this

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HE IS SO SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NcyBY says – reply to this

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HIS ROMAN CANDLE SURE WOULD CAUSE ME TO SET OFF ONE HELL OF A FIREWORKS DISPLAY!!! HAPPY 4TH EVERYBODY!!!
blah says – reply to this

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yummmmmyyyy cant get enough!!
PrincessAndrea says – reply to this

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he is overrated…his voice is annoying…
DRIP! says – reply to this

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Re: mslib – Oh I know what you mean! Get rid of 'em and let's see the TRACTOR PIPE!!!!!!!!!
David says – reply to this

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So fucking sexy.
ass says – reply to this

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Perez, why do you always have to be so fucking disgusting?
Aleya says – reply to this

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CAN WE SAY
PHOTOSHOP!
He's hot but he is not that buff as his pics portray and the package is perfectly shaped-no man's bulge is that perfect..HAHAHA
I nominate his photos for emporior "Photoshop Hall of Fame"
ASTRI says – reply to this

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dammmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!! HES SOOO HOTT =P

>UGH I JUST WANNA…lol
blue says – reply to this

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He definitely looks hot, but is anyone else wondering why it looks like he's doing gymnastics in his undies?
Slam says – reply to this

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These ads are getting too obvious now. Yes, David, we know you're an 'icon' to the gays because you're happy to show off your bulge, but can we move on now please. Your overt vanity is becoming a turn off.
Aalie says – reply to this

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He's soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT
Victoria's so LUCKY!!!! I wish i was her right now!!!!
Laura says – reply to this

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Pity all the equipment in the bulge didn't give him a more manly voice, (not that I believe it's all "him" for a minute!!). When he speaks, the whole illusion is shattered. Also, there's not a bit of body hair evident on him. He's a man yet as smooth as a boy. Sorry, but as a red-blooded women, I like my men to look like men, body hair and all. Yum. It makes you wonder who these ads are aimed at. It must be gay men.
NcYbY says – reply to this

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Re: Laura – OOOOOHHHH, they're workin' honey!!! And I totally agree with you about hairy men–Becks would be even HOOOTTTER with a furry chest. Ooooooohhhhh, yuuuummmmmmyyyyyy!
malee says – reply to this

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omg hes so hot im a jump in top off his ass lol.
TYSON says – reply to this

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Everything is perfect w/ DB until he opens his mouth - that high-pitched voice - bleck! I think Tyson Ballou from Texas blows DB away. Have a peek on YouTube. Tyson Ballous is the hottest man on earth.
not m says – reply to this

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sorry this girl doesnt like man-hoes. he might have it but how velveeta of him to spring it out like its a cukoo-clock. i like my men with class…..Christian bale would never prop himself on a barge with his chilly willy all pronounced and what not. beckham is the pam anderson of hollywood now and u know how pammy's fairing…………seller sold it. ya'll bouht it and soon u'll want to return it. quote me on this 1.
cris. says – reply to this

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HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT !!!
DROOOOL DROOOOL DROOOOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
David Beckham in Armani ANYTIME….hotttneesss
jlees says – reply to this

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OMFG.. the best thing i've seen all day..
he is a piece of work … ggggggawd
dblov says – reply to this

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omg!!! hes so fucking hot i just came so much!!! hes so hot!!! i g2g change my thong!!! byebye
court says – reply to this

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yumm!!!
i would
DEFINATELY tap that
laureles says – reply to this

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DRooL!!!!

YummY!!! i want him soooo badly!
slut- says – reply to this

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i SO need to suck that cock.
Posh says – reply to this

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God he looks so gay!
cooki says – reply to this

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yummy don't stop p we love b in his skivies merce bou buches baby! love cookie
Marki says – reply to this

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weiner
cathy says – reply to this

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This man really is disgusting lke his wife. Two peas in a pod. YOU HAVE THREE YOUNG BOYS YOU MEDIA HUNGRY MONEY HUNGRY CREEPY OLD LOOKING GOON. CHRISTIANO RONALDO ANY DAY - HE DOSENT HAVE TO POSE IN HIS UNDERWEAR WITH A TENNIS BALL IN IT - HE JUST IS SEXY.

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