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Cynthia Rodriguez has retained legal counsel and intends to file for divorce from New York Yankees star Alex Rodriguez on Monday.

C-Rod has hired Houston attorney Earle Lilly to head a team of lawyers, including Maurice Kutner of Miami, in a big bucks and sure-to-be bitter divorce case against her husband, A-Rod.

Lilly confirmed his hiring and says he was retained within the last week.

The divorce case will be played out in Dade County (Fla.) Family Court.

The suit cites a "long period of infidelity on the part or Mr. Rodriguez, an all-star baseball player for the New York Yankees." It also claims "emotional abandonment."

Cynthia is back in Miami after her getaway in Paris with "friend" Lenny Kravitz and is not available for comment on the advice of her attorneys.

A-Rod has yet to speak himself on this past week's dramz.

Stay tuned for all the latest!

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  1. james says – reply to this


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    1st

  2. Adi says – reply to this


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    ALEX RODRIGUEZ CAN DO MUCH BETTER THAN HER I JUST HOPE IT ISNT MADONNA!

  3. dsfdd says – reply to this


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    he looks gay.

  4. Big d says – reply to this


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    He deserves it.. Why did you get married alex.? YOu've been cheating on this woman since day one !

  5. Big d says – reply to this


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    He deserves it …WHy did u get married Alex ?? You've been cheating on this woman since day one .

  6. Jakie says – reply to this


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    first!

  7. LM says – reply to this


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    So much for Perez's exclusive that nothing was going on between Madonna and Arod. I heard on the news their affair was the final straw for the wife after years of him cheating. Madonna must be loving the publicity, since her CD bombed. Her slutty ways is what she has always been more famous for. I guess she is sick of trying to be a proper upper class English woman and is back to screwing young, Hispanic hunks.

  8. SUPER says – reply to this


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    WHAT A LOSER.

  9. maggi says – reply to this


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    they look like an odd couple anyway. they don't even look like they have anything in common.

  10. loin says – reply to this


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    top 10

  11. super says – reply to this


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    hope she gets a lot of $$$$$$$$$$$$$$

  12. madon says – reply to this


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    MADONNA = WHORE, HOMEWRECKER, SLUT, KABALLAHBITCH
    MADONNA = WHORE, HOMEWRECKER, SLUT, KABALLAHBITCH
    MADONNA = WHORE, HOMEWRECKER, SLUT, KABALLAHBITCH
    MADONNA = WHORE, HOMEWRECKER, SLUT, KABALLAHBITCH
    MADONNA = WHORE, HOMEWRECKER, SLUT, KABALLAHBITCH
    MADONNA = WHORE, HOMEWRECKER, SLUT, KABALLAHBITCH
    MADONNA = WHORE, HOMEWRECKER, SLUT, KABALLAHBITCH
    MADONNA = WHORE, HOMEWRECKER, SLUT, KABALLAHBITCH

    SILLY PEREZ, CONGRATS ON WORSHIPPING THE DEVIL.. ER.. MADONNA
    SILLY PEREZ, CONGRATS ON WORSHIPPING THE DEVIL.. ER.. MADONNA
    SILLY PEREZ, CONGRATS ON WORSHIPPING THE DEVIL.. ER.. MADONNA
    SILLY PEREZ, CONGRATS ON WORSHIPPING THE DEVIL.. ER.. MADONNA
    SILLY PEREZ, CONGRATS ON WORSHIPPING THE DEVIL.. ER.. MADONNA
    SILLY PEREZ, CONGRATS ON WORSHIPPING THE DEVIL.. ER.. MADONNA
    SILLY PEREZ, CONGRATS ON WORSHIPPING THE DEVIL.. ER.. MADONNA

  13. Miche says – reply to this


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    If Madonna did cheat with him, I hope it comes out in the divorce. She has always been a skank and she deserves for the world to see it too. Lady of the Manor my ass.

  14. hahah says – reply to this


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    silly perez, tricks are for kids

  15. baba says – reply to this


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    one of arod's affairs is w/ a girl jeannine who lives in new haven, ct… look into it

  16. S says – reply to this


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    Re: madon – give it up…I bet u arent a big fan of ANGIE aswell! LOONIFER!

  17. CUNTY says – reply to this


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    WOW. Who gives a shit, who gives a fuck?

  18. Volka says – reply to this


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    Hey Perez you do know He cheated on his wife with Madonna…she found a letter stating, "you are my soulmate" to madonna from him, it was written a little after she got him into Kabbalah. She claims madonna brainwashed him

  19. divag says – reply to this


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    I am from Houston and know Earl personally — hiring him will be the WORST decision she ever made

    he is HORRIBLE

  20. Lacey says – reply to this


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    I LOVE HIM. I WANT TO FUCK HIM. HELL, I WANT TO FUCK HER TOO.

  21. Ginge says – reply to this


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    He is way toooooo cute for her, he can and should do so much better than her, she's ugly! After word of his last affair, why did she go get pregnant???? Cause she's stupid!!!! She pulled the same stunt Bridgett Moyhanan (whatever her name) pulled on Tom Brady. Stupid girls listen….you can't trap a guy your desperate to keep by getting pregnant!!!!! These girls are stupid!! Hot guys are players, be prepared to loose biaaaatcheeesssss!!!!

  22. heath says – reply to this


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    she'll get a shitload of money

  23. Greek says – reply to this


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    He can't do better than that cuz Arod is nothing but a rich nigga who can hit a ball, which is the only thing a Dominican can do.

  24. CP says – reply to this


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    She looks alot older than him and just always looks angry, or, unfriendly in her pics…but good for her, cut his ass loose, and take your $$

  25. opi says – reply to this


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    I feel very sorry for Mrs. Rodriguez, and my opinion of Madonna has dropped through the floor. Homewrecker and cheat and it will come back to you Madonna.

  26. alexi says – reply to this


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    Just eat it .. Like perez !!!!

  27. HAG! says – reply to this


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    Good! She's a total tipdrill. Haggy looking bitch, I don't blame A-Rod one bit. She looks like she smells bad.

  28. T says – reply to this


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    She had another baby so that she could get more money. He looks so much younger than her. He had no idea what he was getting himself into.



  29. 29

    She and Lenny are just friends? Bullshit!!!!!!!!!!

  30. maris says – reply to this


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    poor cynthia, madonna is an ugly slut, what the fuck was a-rod thinking, I just hope she hasn't brainwashed him into her kabalah cult

  31. dizzy says – reply to this


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    [just like Victoria Becham…they have it all so why not smile for the camera….

  32. Slam says – reply to this


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    A-Rod looks SO hot in this picture - like a TOTAL stud!!!! I've heard that he has a HUGE cock too!!! Hope it's true!!!

  33. Olive says – reply to this


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    Cynthia should choose more wisely next time, I'm glad that she will send him to the poor house where he came from. John Stamos is available and her kinsman. Good for you Cynthia.

  34. ha ha says – reply to this


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    Damn, she looks evil. ARod is too good for her and so is Lenny. You know she thought Lenny was going to take her along on tour. That's why she left her kids at home. If he hit it I see he is not owning up to it. :)

  35. GOOD! says – reply to this


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    I'm soooo glad a woman married to a rich man is FINALLY ditching his ass after he cheats on her. Cynthia is smart to walk away and deal with his cheating-ways. It's not worth being arm-candy….even with millions of dollars. Debbie Clemens should've learned to do that.

  36. jmnst says – reply to this


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    Earle Lilly's firm, Piro & Lilly, handled my divorce five years ago. Lilly is a bad-ass mother when it comes to custody cases. A-Rod is FUCKED.

  37. haha says – reply to this


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    I will always like Alex Rodriguez because when I was 9 years old at Fenway Park in Boston in 1996 (A-Rod's breakthrough year) and the game got delayed before the first innning cause of rain delay, and Ken Griffey, Jr. (who was the biggest name in baseball at the time) was a prick and wasn't coming out of the dugout signing autographs, nor was anyone else, except Alex who signed my baseball :)

    On a more relevant topic, whether she looks older than he or not, Cynthia is BANGIN!

  38. Lu says – reply to this


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    A-Rod is obsessed with Madonna! From today's NY Post:

    And even when A-Rod wasn't with Madonna, she was there in spirit, according to Romero.
    "He'd be in the gym and if a Madonna video would come on, he'd go into a trance," Romero said.
    And when A-Rod is driving in his car, he'll only listen to Madonna music, the trainer said.

    ***
    He also wrote a letter to Madonna saying she was his "true soul mate"!
    Google it!



  39. 39

    Why doesn't A-Rod just "O.J." her, and be done with it…???

  40. LULU says – reply to this


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    A-Rod is obsessed with Madonna! From today's NY Post:
    And even when A-Rod wasn't with Madonna, she was there in spirit, according to Romero.
    "He'd be in the gym and if a Madonna video would come on, he'd go into a trance," Romero said.
    And when A-Rod is driving in his car, he'll only listen to Madonna music, the trainer said
    ***
    He also wrote a letter to Madonna saying she was his "true soul mate"!
    Google it!

  41. Mul says – reply to this


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    He is a typical nigga. Always cheating on his woman because he is so insecure!

  42. LULU says – reply to this


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    A-Rod is obsessed with Madonna! From today's NY Post:

    And even when A-Rod wasn't with Madonna, she was there in spirit, according to Romero.
    "He'd be in the gym and if a Madonna video would come on, he'd go into a trance," Romero said.
    And when A-Rod is driving in his car, he'll only listen to Madonna music, the trainer said.
    ***
    He also wrote a letter to Madonna saying she was his "true soul mate"!
    Google it!

  43. sicko says – reply to this


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    GO REDSOX!!!!! GO REDSOX!!!!! GO REDSOX!!!!! GO REDSOX!!!!! GO REDSOX!!!!! GO REDSOX!!!!! GO REDSOX!!!!! GO REDSOX!!!!! GO REDSOX!!!!! GO REDSOX!!!!! GO REDSOX!!!!! GO REDSOX!!!!! GO REDSOX!!!!! GO REDSOX!!!!! GO REDSOX!!!!! GO REDSOX!!!!! GO REDSOX!!!!! GO REDSOX!!!!! GO REDSOX!!!!! GO REDSOX!!!!!

  44. CINDY says – reply to this


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    06 July - Madonna, the undisputed Queen of the UK chart
    Give It 2 Me breaks into the Top 20 of the UK singles chart this week, which means *all* of Madonna's 66 singles entered the Top 20! Even if one of Madonna's next singles end this unbelievable record, it is very unlikely that there would be any other female artist ever who could match this feat. Also, it's the first time since 1985 that Madonna occupies 2 consecutive positions in the Top 20 as 4 Minutes is #17 while Give It 2 Me is #18. On top of all this great news, chart watchers point out that Madonna has just gathered her 700th (!) week on the UK singles chart, the 4th among all artists. Not to mention that by next week, she's expected to pass 16 million copies of singles sold, which is also the 4th highest among all artists. Needless to say only male artists are above Madonna in both categories (as with the total number of chart-topper singles), which means Madonna is undoubtedly the most successful female artist ever in the UK, and it is no exaggeration by any means to call her the Queen of the UK chart!
    You can read more chart news or you can check out the chart runs of Madonna's latest album and singles on worldwide charts!

  45. JERRY says – reply to this


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    HE IS NOTHING BUT A RICH MONKEY WITH A BANK ACCOUNT, NOTHING ELSE. THIS IS WHAT A MORAL, CLASSY, SMART, LOVELY, WHITE WOMAN GETS FOR MARRYING THIS THING. IT'S HARD FOR ME TO FEEL SORRY FOR HER SINCE SHE DAMNED HER OWN LIFE BY MARRYING HIM IN THE FIRST PLACE. WHOEVER HEARD OF A FAITHFUL NIGGA CAPABLE OF KEEPING HIS MATRIMONIAL VOWS. AS FAR AS MADONNA IS CONCERNED, SHE IS NOTHING BUT WHITE TRASH WITH MONEY! NO MORALS WHATSOEVER AND BELOW THE DIRT ON THE SOLES OF GUY RITCHIE'S FEET!

  46. Julio says – reply to this


    46

    I've always disliked that "A-Rod". What a loser. Can't stand him, and his wife seems like she'd do better without the dorky loser.

  47. shard says – reply to this


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    Alex Rodriguez can (an will do) much better as a single man

    the whole Madonna "cheating" angle is simply as stupid
    and as foolish as all the narrow minded trash who believe it

    why do handsome, rich, professional athletes like A-Rod
    even bother to marry in the first place?

    a man like A-Rod is best when he is free to be single, and not
    tied down to some post-pardom nut-case like his soon to be ex-wife

    i mean…just look at her…what was A-Rod thinking when he married
    that thing to begin with??? (and worse…they have 2 kids together)

    hopefully, A-Rod was smart enough to get his soon
    to be ex-wife to sign a pre-nup

    i guess lenny kravitz got tired of having to hear A-Rod's nut-case
    wife babble on about her sad little life…so he sent her gapping hole
    back here to the USA

    ah well…

  48. JA says – reply to this


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    No kidding…………
    duh

  49. NOFUK says – reply to this


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    AROD NEED TO PUT HIS ROD ON ME………..

  50. popco says – reply to this


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    She looks like a psycho bitch. She knew last year she was going to divorce him after he cheated the last time. Why would she have another baby unless she was out to get more money? Madonna might have enjoyed a little tryst but she's not leaving her husband or admitting to it. I see Lenny is not admitting to anything either. :)

  51. opi says – reply to this


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    Mrs. Rodriguez is smart. She believed A-Rod once, and he lied and cheated on her again. Time to dump his sorry self, get the big bucks, and get someone worthy of her and her kids.

  52. NoRod says – reply to this


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    I have never liked him there is something so dirty and rotten about him that before I couldn't put my finger on, now I know that he is a fuckin lying piece of shit. She can and will do better. He was raised in a shack and not worth what the Yankees pay him. I hope he gets hit in the head by a baseball and dies.

  53. Lola says – reply to this


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    While I think she was crazy for having a baby right after she found out he was cheating the last time, he is a sack of crap for even getting married in the first place. I get it A Rod-you are hot, worth tons of money, can have your pick of most women. Why not just be like Jeter? I don't understand guys that get married and have no desire to be tied down. Now A Rod is going to be abadoning his family just like his father did to him. Derek Jeter has more common sense than A Rod. He can date whoever he wants without worrying about someone taking him for all he is worth. I always thought that his wife looked kinda mean as well, but now I see she was probably just pissed off that he was always cheating. I feel bad for the kids. I hope he atleast sticks by them, since he didn't do that to his wife that he vowed to stay with!

  54. BRITB says – reply to this


    54

    Singer Britney Spears has indeed been asked to shoot a video for Madonna's new tour and it's not going to be a video interlude, but a video used while Madonna is singing on stage.

    The video is for the exciting new live version of Human Nature, that as previously revealed by MadonnaTribe it's the third song on the Sticky & Sweet tour setlist.

    The video will be directed by the one and only Steven Klein, that as previously reported here, will take care of two brand videos for the show, one for an oldie (this one) and one for a new track off Hard Candy.

    The original idea behind Human Nature 2008 was to give out an updated version of the song by showing the artists, mainly troubled young hollywood stars, that are being treated as "bitches" by the world press and media, in a similar way they did with Madonna back in 1992 when she the main target of such media attentions.

    But Britney is now the main star of the screen video, and while musically Human Nature 2008 originally contained spoken samples of Gimme More, now the concept has been expanded even more with samples of the track, making it longer and cooler and it can easily be described as a sort Human Nature/Gimme More mash up!

    Stay Tuned for More exciting and Exclusive tour news from MadonnaTribe News!

  55. um says – reply to this


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    Moral and classy? I heard he met her at a swinger's club. :)

  56. fred says – reply to this


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    A Rod has a lot of money. Everyone knows that all women are greedy and will sleep with any man who is wealthy. Thus, A Rod can have any woman he wants. So he chooses to sleep with Madonna???? Lost a lot of respect for you A Rod.

  57. Creep says – reply to this


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    What's wrong with getting married? He is a fool for having affairs and rubbing it into her face. It's not her problem that this cock slut couldn't keep his wedding vows. Her mother said that he was immoral and he is.

  58. feros says – reply to this


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    i am not a huge fan of madonna but i do not think she is at fault. for all we know cynthia was a gold digger from the get go. arod is no angel either, he is a womanizer and i would not blame him. look at the guy. i do think the divorce will get nasty but cynthia will not get as much money as people think becuase he made her sign a pre-nup. that being said, this whole story sounds like a madonna pr stunt…

  59. opi says – reply to this


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    Madonna's going to be 50, and A-Rod is going to be 33, she's old enough to be his mother :(

  60. tuff says – reply to this


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    She is a gold digger and I can prove it. Why have a 2nd child after your husband is cheatin on you? For 700K more per year child support. Of course he (husband) is a worthless mutt.

  61. da says – reply to this


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    maldita, desgaciada…

  62. Match says – reply to this


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    She only likes dark meat.
    He only likes white meat.
    So why can't they get along?

  63. shay7 says – reply to this


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    check out pics of Lilly in Paris with A-Rod's former personal trainer with a load of quotes from him. maybe she was banging the trainer and not lenny! just a thought.

  64. infou says – reply to this


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    Arod can have any girl in the universe. someone please tell me why he would want to hang out with a busted 50 year old. yes shes madonna, so what. all n all shes been used up, she dried out and at this point she probably sags down there like shes 86. why? why? why?

  65. FUCHA says – reply to this


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    Re: Greek – YOU NEED YOUR ASS POUND BY A DOMINICAN…THAT'S SOMETHING ELSE THEY DO SOOOOO WELL…AMONGS ALOTS OF OTHER THINGS…YOU” BE SAYING PAPI DAME MAS!!!!!!!!!

  66. Jeter says – reply to this


    66

    At least he is still doing what he is paid to do-hitting those homeruns. He just tied Mickey Mantle's homerun record. Guess he is really releasing his stress when he goes up to bat.

  67. STUPI says – reply to this


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    Re: opi – YOU MUST LIKE 7 OR 8 .DO THE MATH.

  68. Chris says – reply to this


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    There are always two sides to every story. That being said… A Rod is one of the biggest, philandering, weak minded douchebag over rated player going!

  69. Misha says – reply to this


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    Good for her! A strong woman. Don't put up with his shit, and take his ASS TO THE CLEANERS!!! Also, probably wouldn't hurt to get checked for STDs.

  70. Sissy says – reply to this


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    Re: Ginge – Fuck that "trap a man" bullshit. Her pregnancy may not have been intentional, and you can't blame a mother for trying to keep her marriage together, especially when two small children are involved. Intentional or not BITCH IT GONNA GET PAID!!! As she should!!!

  71. cardr says – reply to this


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    judging by the low amount of comment volume on this topic………………… i dont think anyone gives a fuck about "A Rod" and his nasty wife. Also who really cares about Madonna. Shes not even nice or really that talented as of lately. so in the long run will you please not display anything regarding any of the three. thanks p funk.

  72. Sassy says – reply to this


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    Thats what happens when your head gets to big for your pants!

  73. DEREK says – reply to this


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    Can we name the new couple yet????? I say……………………………………..
    MAD-ROD! MAD-ROD ! LETS GO MAD-ROD!!
    GO YANKEES DAMMIT!

  74. RON says – reply to this


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    FUCHA, DOMINICANS ARE NOTHING BUT POVERTY STRICKEN NIGGAS WHO PLAY BASEBALL YOU FUCKIN MONKEY.

  75. lol says – reply to this


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    ARod thinks with his KNOB. :) She'd better get herself checked out FOR REAL.



  76. 76

    I wish A would rod me. I'd put one wicked nubian fuck on his ass. He'd never look at another skinny white bitch.
    You divorce her, and come on home to momma, honey.

  77. Ziny says – reply to this


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    Re: Jeter – as long as he is doing his job, it's all good… off field he can fuck anything he wants as long as on the field he is doing his job…. BUCK FOSTON!!

  78. krist says – reply to this


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    I don't believe A-Rod has affair with Madonna. C'mon, He was having affair with stripper, and now with Madonna? Probably the stripper is younger than his wife, but surely Madonna is older…So I really don't believe A-Rod would choose Madonna over his wife. Besides A-Rod Is handsome, rich and has good career, he would choose a hot model than Madonna.

  79. opi says – reply to this


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    I did the math. Madonna is 17 years older than A-Rod, old enough to be his mother.

  80. Ziny says – reply to this


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    Re: RON – mira, pedazo de mierda…. I'm a Latina, so I will defend Dominicans…. Most Latin men are better in bed than the white boys.. so don;t mess with Latinos bitch! They might be womanizers, but they are GOOOOOOOOD…

  81. JETER says – reply to this


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    MAD-ROD, MAD-ROD, LET'S GO MAD-ROD!!!
    MAD-ROD, MAD-ROD, LET'S GO MAD-ROD!!!
    MAD-ROD, MAD-ROD, LET'S GO MAD-ROD!!!
    I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    MAD-ROD, MAD-ROD, LET'S GO MAD-ROD!!!

  82. Laure says – reply to this


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    good for her. he made a fool of her, so she waited til he signed a new contract and had another kid to pay for.

    he's a dirtbag and hopefully he's gonna get his.

  83. BLEAC says – reply to this


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    MAD-ROD, MAD-ROD, LET'S GO MAD-ROD!!!
    MAD-ROD, MAD-ROD, LET'S GO MAD-ROD!!!
    MAD-ROD, MAD-ROD, LET'S GO MAD-ROD!!!

  84. URPAP says – reply to this


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    Re: RON – ALL U WHITE BITCHES LUV A BIG DOMINICAN COCK UP UR ASS…U KNOW U WANTED…!!!!REPEAT AFTER ME…PAPI DAME MAS!!!!! U KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS….PAPI QUIERO MAS!!!!!!PEACE OUT!!!!!!!

  85. roide says – reply to this


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    god he looks like a monkey! even more so than obama!

    OOH OOH! AAH AAH!

  86. omg says – reply to this


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    how can she compete w madonna? what a doucge A-Rod is Madonna too homewrecker

  87. Dmac says – reply to this


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    Shes a goldigger, and he's a superrich, homerun hittin steroid user.
    Just goes to show you…FOR EVERY SOMEWHAT HOT CHICK, THERE'S A GUY SICK OF FUCKIN HER!

  88. opi says – reply to this


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    This woman is no one's fool. Cynthia Scurtis Rodriguez was a high school psychology teacher, working towards her master's degree when she met A-Rod 10 years ago, and they have been together ever since. Good for her for dumping his cheating self, she gave him one chance, and he blew it.

  89. Roost says – reply to this


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    What's wrong with these sick white females wanting thses savages? The only talant they have involves providing some form of entertainment for their betters, and that's almost anyone. Like that pig Heidi Klum they get exactly what they deserve with their disrespectful insulting relationships with these animals, tjhey will be lucky if he doesn't eat them for Sunday Dinner?

  90. jill says – reply to this


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    Good! I always thought he was way too goodlooking for her anyway.



  91. 91

    wowwww dosent surprise me….he's no good

  92. fiera says – reply to this


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    Doesn't matter, he is the type who will always cheat no matter how hot the girl he's with. He's a zexy papi who should stay single.

  93. fiera says – reply to this


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    Re: roide – And you look like a monkey's ass!!

  94. jill says – reply to this


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    Sorry but she has bitch written all over her ugly ass. He could do much better. She'll take him to the cleaners unfortunately, too bad, she doesn't deserve it..



  95. 95

    Her pretty, white neck is just begging to be OJ'd.



  96. 96

    And that big hunk of a stud is just begging to be BJ'd.

  97. ww says – reply to this


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    CELEBRITY GYNECOLOGIST Dr Rand Pink was called for an emergency consultation with Cynthia Rodriguez. With celebrities on both coasts Pink lives on his plane It also took him to France last week to help Dr Sussman with Angelina Jolie's coming delivery. After leaving Nice Pink met Cynthia in Paris for a brief meeting. The attorneya are so crucial Pink said because she will peel A-Rod like a grape and become a very wealthy single woman but she wants to be healthy physically as well as fiscally. Dr Pink will be opening another Vaginal Boot Camp in Miami similar to the current camp in Malibu. Cynthia will become a member and is considering the doctors vaginal rejunification procedure. She said that her biggest concern is the well being of her fsamily and is excited about the prospect of new dick

  98. wellp says – reply to this


    98

    a-rod looks like a chimp. go back to the zoo.

  99. dmac says – reply to this


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    Maybe they can name their kid, Ma-rodonna Cicconne-Rodriguez-Penn-Rodman-Canseco-Beatty-Ritchie-Jellybean Benitez-all the other guys Madonna fucked-the third.

  100. Emma< says – reply to this


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    BOOYAH!

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