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Verne Troyer's "Don't Call Me A Gold Digger"/sex tape leaking ex-girlfriend, Ranae Shrider, can't keep her mouth shut.
The attention whore revealed a whole lot of stuff to the British tabloid News of the World!
Here are some of the juicy bits:
Ranae almost drowned Mini Me the weekend they made the sex tape at the luxury hotel L'Ermitage in Beverly Hills.
"I thought it would be fun to do it in the tub. Sadly I almost killed him. While Verne was watching TV I ran the bath, emptied a bottle of bubbles in it and called him in. But the bubbles were so thick and high that once he climbed in he got lost under the water and I couldn't see him. Verne's voice is just like it is in the films and as he disappeared under the water, I heard this tiny yelp for help. I could just hear him crying, ‘Ranae, I can't see! Get me out, I'm drowning!' I was frantic and started to scoop the bubbles out so I could find him. The bath was only about 3ft deep but for someone of Verne's size it was like he'd fallen into the deep end of a swimming pool—and he CAN'T swim. I put my hand under and eventually felt his bald head and hauled him out. I couldn't believe I'd tried to do something sexy and ended up almost killing him. He looked like a drowned rat."
The next night, Mini Me asked her to star in a sex video and guilty Ranae felt obligated.
She goes on to say, "Without a doubt there's nothing Verne enjoys more than seeing himself on screen. Watching his own films is his favourite hobby. So it was no surprise when he asked if he could film us having sex. He said we could use it to get ourselves turned on."
Verne hated her pet dog because it was taller than him
"…he detested my little Maltese dog Lacey because when she stood on her back legs she was bigger than him."
Verne made love to her THREE TIMES in 20 minutes the first time they got together.
"For a small guy he's quite well endowed. I had no complaints. But the whole thing was over in three minutes. It was strange having sex with someone who couldn't reach to kiss me at the same time, except for my tummy that is! I was so relieved it was over. But minutes later Verne was ready to go again. That night we made love three times in 20 minutes, which most bigger men only dream about doing."
We can't believe Verne still shares the same roof with that woman!
We hope he gets a cut of the money "Don't Call Me a Gold Digger" is making off of the sex tape.
[Image via WENN.]
first?
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first?
Twenty thousandth?
20th?
wow…
thats just wow.
Serioulsy - why is she doing this? She's an attention whore. Plus 3 times in 20 mins? Most men couldn't do that? What is she talking about - most men last more than 20 mins and most men can go a few times in a row. Who exactly what she sleeping with? 12 month old infants?
One last comment? Where are his legs in this picture? They look like they're missing? Does he wear prostetics?
FIRST!!!
perez took one in the keister last night
Wow…I don't know what to make of this story. Is this story a foreshadowing of another tape, but of this incident?
My eyes! I can't believe I read that.
Mario. Please lay off the drugs. Your posts make no sense anymore. How was Vegas? Someone said something about pictures coming real soon. Very excited to see them. It will explain the sudden yet not extensive weight loss from what I understand.
never in my life time could get turned on by watching THAT. I think the only interest the public has in vern troyer's sex tape is the actual size of his mimi me!!! Perez YOUR LOOKING GREAT!!!!!!!!
I wish she would have drowned that fuckin gimp. It only delights me to know that usually "short people" die extremely young. Fuckin gimp, a freak of nature. What kind of woman would fuck a fuckin gimp like that dude? oh yeah, obviously, a jewish woman.
she must be really stupid to say something like that, even if it's true….
For the rest of her life she'll be known as the chick in the sex tape with the midget. I'm sure her children will be so proud. Hope the money's worth it.
you must be missing some brain..
she must be lying, these stories especially the drowning rat one is too good to be true hahahahha
When this guy has an orgasm, it must be like two drops of liquid.
Three times in twenty minutes? How could she tell?
You shouldn't have sex before marriage and she certainly shouldn't be telling the whole world about her sins - That is just trashyyy !!
I LOVE YOU PEREZ - DON'T LISTEN TO ALL THE HATERS!! MORE JESSE McCARTNEY ON YOUR SITE PLLLLLLLEASE!!! xxx
that's disgusting. please don't ever tell us this shit.
HOLLY SHIT BAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
mini me is well endowed HAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!
?????wonder what its like to fuck a midget?
she looks like adriane curry.
He's probably the one who is putting her up to this! My bet is that this is all his idea. Look at all the attention he's getting, and at the same time he can show the world that he isn't a virgin.
can you imagine what racist idiots would have said if he was black? …
She's just f'd up. That's mean.
DAMN…SHES REALLY A FILTHY PIG.
HE SHOULD ONLY FUCK OTHER MIDGETS.
I dont get this girl. Who in their right mind thinks this is something they should brag about. If I was ever ever dumb enough to do a sex tape with ANYONE let alone Verne Troyer(who is about as trashy and disgusting as they get) I would hide it. Seriously hide it. Like pay people to make sure no one ever found out. She just comes off looking like a trashy fame-seeking idiot. There is no way any amount of money would be worth that. Do people have no respect?
Love you Perez! XOXOX
fucking bitch needs a BIG COCK IN HER MOUTH so she can SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!
Why did I read this???
what a f*%king whore… seriously!! I hope she reads all these comments and feels bad. IF she's trying to make it to the top, she's never gonna get there talking crap.
Gross! The thought of him hitting it with anyone or thing makes me wna puke!
Wow…I feel really bad for Verne. It's got to be hard enough to be a little person in this world, even harder for him to get over any insecurities he may have with himself when he is with a big person, and for her to go and blab about it has got to burn. I think she is a bitch for doing that. The poor guy has obviously had a drinking problem in his past (from that celeb reality show) and she is only fueling the fire.
is this news because he's a little person
I met Verne at a charity event just before he got the Mini Me role. He was a really nice guy, kind of shy almost, but a nice guy. He sure didn't deserve the trash that that whore is heaping on him.
Re: Lacey – Your biggest issue with this is that they had sex before marriage..? Yeah, that's normal…
Three times in 20 minutes? What the hell is the point if he can't touch anything than your cunt? Gross….that isn't something to brag about.
HAHAHHAHAHAHAH! Oh that was so funny….she lost him in a bubble bath! he hates the dod because the dog is taller than hIm! Instead of suing TMZ, he should be suing her dumb ass!!!!!!
I came 13 or 14 times one night with my X. I'm sure it ruined her for life!
Separated at birth:
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Ranae Shrider and Golum from Lord of the Rings!
In secret, I love Verne. I want Verne and Perez both to fuck me. After marriage, of course.
don't care, don't care, don't care.
k she really needs to shut the fuck up ! its obvious she just wants toe become a little famous and have her 15 minutes… shes a fuckin slut
hahahahah!!!! fukin hirarious! hahahahaha drowing in a tub and the dog taller than him! nice!
Re: van – This man (through no fault of his own), is vertically challenged, He is not mentally unstable or physically disabled so y'all shouldn't discriminate against him or deny him the right to a sexual relationship once united in the holy union of marriage. I believe concenting adults, in the privacy of their own home, should be free to do what they like, (law obiding of course), but I think this "renae" woman is setting a bad example to the medias main demographic - teenagers ! She is clearly glamorising sex before marriage which is not something that is going to help these people. That is my point! Thank you.
Re: Lacey – Get a life and stop imitating me!
Wait! Wait! This tramp said "That night we made love three times in 20 minutes, which most bigger men only dream about." Ummm… most men can maintain for 20 good minutes. If this woman enjoyed getting nailed at like three minute intervals, it kind of makes me wonder what gene pool she's choosing her partners from. This is not something to brag about.
Re: Lacey – HAHAHHA. "Vertically challenged." What planet did you drop from?
Nasty
Holy crap!
3 times in 20 minutes??? Geez, and she thinks that's impressive??? that's like less than 7 minutes of sex TOTAL each time. Forplay last longer than that in typical relationships! Honey, you've been robbed!
she is so full of shit i don't buy the bath story or the 3X in 20 minutes.
funny comments btw
whats wrong with ppl these days - who would talk this shit?
lmfao he was jealous of the dog…. this situation is so ridiculous, it shouldnt be funny, but it is!
Once again, may I ask why are you posting her stupid bullshit?!?
"which most bigger men only dream about doing." Guys just want to have an orgasm. Then they want the whore to leave asap, so they can watch sportscenter.
Well three 3-minute stints is NOT impressive. He's a mini-minute-man! What regular guy would want to dream this nightmare?
bahahahahahahaha
They're probably in this together and will share the proceeds from the newspaper. It's sad that people who behave this way, thinking it's ok to speak about their private life as if discussing the weather, get rewarded financially by gutter rags like "News of the World". The fact that he is so small probably adds to "reader appeal" - like the old freak shows. Obviously there is money in it or the newspaper wouldn't pay them.
Next time you post something like this, give us a "don't read this if you're eating" warning!
HaHa I hope she has more to tell… even if it is bullshit its still farking funny
He is more MAN than 99% of the guys who read this blog. I'd lick her Wanda all night long for a Little Pony Ride. And at least he isn't an hiv/aids infected (see CDC site) for most infected males
Okay Lacey… girlfriend… I don't know what fucking planet you're from but… you gotta taste the milk before you buy the cow. It's just kind of sad… because honestly girlfriend… I don't think you're a virgin by choice. Lol.
Oh, and about this "sex tape"… fucking ridiculous and fucking gross. Talk about a fame whore. God damn.
EWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHEEZ HORNY FOR THAT MIDGET COCK!
She should try big hairy cuddle-bears. She'd never go back to that tiny little twisted up joke of a gimp.
SHE LIKES IT DWARFY STYLE
YOU HALF-WITS DON'T GET IT…HE'S IN ON IT! TROYER JUST CAN'T BE THE ONE TO RELEASE IT. SHE'LL TAKE THE HEAT, THEY'LL BOTH GET PAYDAYS, AND FACE IT, THIS IS THE SAME DWARF THAT WAS SHOWN BOMBED OFF HIS ASS ON SURREAL LIFE, PISSING ON THE FLOOR WHILE DRIVING AROUND THE HOUSE IN HIS SCOOTER. THINK HE'S WORRIED ABOUT A VIDEO OF HIM FUCKIN' A NORMAL SIZED GOOD LOOKIN' HO? HELL, IF HIS COCK IS PROPORTIONALLY GINORMOUS, AND HE'S ABLE TO POP THREE TIMES IN 20 MINUTES, POWER TO HIM…BRAG ON YOU STUBBY LITTLE BALD FUCK!!
that chick is like 25 feet tall equivalent for me in Mini-me's world. I'd blow my load as fast as Mini-me did if i was tapping a 25 foot chica.
She looks like Paul Stanley
This makes me nauseous… the idea of them having sex is disgusting… it makes me want to barf!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please, no more stories about this dude and this disturbed fame whore.
This girl has no dignity.