He Got Started Young!
Filed under: Old People > Z List
This explains so much.
Flavor Flav just had an interview with Complex magazine and the former rapper turned reality TV whore reveals some very personal details about his past.
The funniest - yet saddest part - is when he discusses how and at what age he lost his virginity.
Flav says, "I lost my virginity in the bushes on a box. Yea, in the bushes on a box. A girl and me were having sex on a box in the bushes, in some big tall bushes."
And when asked how old he was his first time, he responds, "This was when I was real, real, real, real, young."
He adds, "Nah, I'm a tell you the truth; I lost my virginity when I was 6 years old."
WTF?!?!?!?!
SIX YEARS OLD!!!!
Is he telling the truth?
Why would he lie????
Craziness!
And, no one better mess with Flav. He mentioned how someone played a trick on him once by putting a booger in his hamburger.
After Flav ate the boogie and found out what happened, he got back.
What'd he do?
"I got him back by taking some dog shit and putting it on the Ritz Crackers and he ate that shit," says Flav. "I got him with thinking peanut butter cookie sandwich it was dog shit."
Tasty!
[Image via WENN.]
the penguin still has his stie. search myspace for tinaecmusic & both sites show up. perez is just linking to tina's
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He is gross- like a burnt midget
oh, first bitches
dear god… ew.
ew
no way he is telling the truth!!!!!!!! he was probally 16 cause we all know when a guy lie about the age he lost his viriginty you have to add 10 years to it
Liza M.
disgusting, ugly nig
sick!
he's fuckin' lying.
Wowwwwww!
This guy is so FUGLY. He makes me sick to my stomach he is so gross!
Six years old?????? Child abuse. How old was the girl Flav? I like the dogshit on ritz cracker story.
No way, I do not believe that AT ALL. There is no way he was ejaculating at 6 years old!
Sounds like Flav was sexually abused or at least witnessed things he shouldn't have seen; fucking at six is not normal!!!! Wonder how old the girl was?????
He looks retarded! Who the hell would have sex with him at any age? YUCK!
Lots of people back in those days lost their viginity at a very young age. Why is this so shocking? Flavor Flav is not a young man.
SOUNDS LIKE SEX ABUSE TO ME!!!! : ( : (
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the girl who raped hiz azz at 6 …should be in prizon..coz u know that
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He is stupid, ignorant and uneducated. Please ship him back to the ghetto housing projects.
Only a f*ckup would admit and/or lie that he had sex at age 6. So basically, he got raped or molested…either physically or mentally. No normal elementary-aged kid even THINKS about having sex, let alone have sex. DISGUSTING.
Is that even physically possible for a boy that young to do, if you catch my drift?
She knew what time it was
OK, now I'm confused…
what is a website???
sex abuse fo'sho'. That shit ain't right and where were his parents.
CHILD ABUSE! Poor little girl - maybe he was the one who molested her
and where would a little kid learn what to do? the FUCK??!!??!
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Long Live Rap Music. They are so smart and really have something to say!
Yeah, he's total class all the way.
you can't lose your virginity at 6 years old! jesus chriiiiiist. how would his dick be even working at six?
maybe he was molested
crazy stupid black retard
this nig nig has NO class!
Um…6 yr oldsm can't even ejaculate, IDIOT. And the fact that he may think this is "cool" is DISGUSTING. Whether he's lying or telling the truth, it's just pathetic. You're not cool, buddy. You just made yourself look sad. UGH.
this guy is an uneducated moron! he is a pathetic poor excuse for a human being!
That explains it. He was either raped or molested…and the fact that he's "proud" of it, just shows how years of missing-therapy can do on a person. DIGUSTING. IDIOT. GET HELP!!!!!
Little kids don't even know what sexual intercourse is unless they have seen it or experienced it (ahem, rape, anyone?). Also, it sounds to me like some little girl was molested by HIM. Yes, children can sexually abuse each other. But the real question is: Where did he learn it?
I have to ask—why the racial comments on Flav–Guz and KraZi? Sure–his comments are disgusting and off the wall–but what does that have to do with the fact that he's Black?
You can take the darkie out of the ghetto but you can't take the ghetto out of the darkie!!
Re: JBizz – because they are all ignorant!
What kind of a normal grown man would even talk like this? He is an idiot and an embarassment! What a looser!
yeah whatever, rap is just clownmusic anyway.
Remember rock in the 80's and how silly thoose dresses look now?
thats exactly what rap clothes/oversized chains will look 10 years from now
It would not be physically possible for a 6 year old to have sex.
He is so ignorant he doesn't even know he sounds like a moron! He has NO class!
PATHETIC FOOL!
Maybe I'm being naïve but I've never heard of a 6 year old with a sex drive…I'm thinking a little kid can't even get it up that young! But then again we are talking about Flav! Eww…
He makes me want to throw up… OMG!!! he's soooo NASTY..
I already expected the racial comments when we are supposed to be commenting on his behavior! Some of Perez's readers keep me laughing because I dont even get mad over it anymore, becuase I expect it with every single story of an African-American person. Hey ^^^ "Honky" go back to your KKK trash meetings and stop peeping through your 2 little eye holes on perez's site!
IGNORANT, UNEDUCATED, CLASSLESS, IDIOT!
ewwwwww who would ever wanna fuck him???????????????????
How can any woman in her right mind ever think about an intimate relationship with this fugly nasty fool. He is disgusting! I want to throw up thinking about kissing him or having sex with him! YUCK, YUCK, YUCK!!
Re: Leann – Most white people do not talk like that!
Somewhere Chuck D is swearing off of Ritz crackers … and promising revenge.
Re: Honky – I'm assuming just like your trailer trash parents.
If someone were to offer me a billion dollars to have sex with this idiot I could NOT do it. He makes me sick just looking at him!
Re: Meeee –
I was actually wondering if it was physically possible for a 6 year old girl to do
willingly
He thinks he is being funny but he is too ignorant to know he is an idiot and he is always making a fool of himself!
Okay, you can file this one under too much info. As for the losing the virginity thing, I don't think 6 year olds are capable. They may try, but nah…I dont think so. His mind is gone after years of drug abuse, he can't remember what really happened.
Nah! He made that up. You can smell dog shit from far away. Why would you eat a smelly Ritz Cracker?
The truth is probably that he used too many drugs to remember his facts. There's no way a 6 yr old boy will have sex consciously. Was he molested?
dear god
Eberyfing taste better when it sits on a Ritz. Flava he be da man. He can make shit not stink. He was ruttin on the ladies when he be 6 years old. He be a man, fo shizzle. Be he my daddy?
This guy is an idiot. He has NO talent and he is a "D" lister nobody! Go away!!
Re: JBizz – Krazi "Z" girl…she always seems to be on heroin or something the way she posts…very racist remarks…kinda like wow, them blacks sure can dance! Cause you know, every black does and thinks like the other…well, at least her name explains a bunch!
Way too much information! Get a life you ignorant fuck!
BITCH PLEASE!when you're 6 yrs old you can't even speak,not have sex.I don't know what kind of drugs this guy takes (and I'm sure he does drugs even though I don't know him),but they sure have messed with his brain very badly.time for rehab…
UPDATE:NNDB.COM says he was on coke and weed for yrs.now I know where all this shit comes from.
Re: ANNA –
Of course you can speak at 6 years old! But you're right, there's no way a six year old even has any concept of sex, or getting pleasure from his dick. The only reason someone would have sex before they hit puberty would be because they were raped. And no-one develops that early lol
RIVER PHEONIX SAID HE LOST IT AT FOUR YEARS OLD
Re: tattooed white trash –
ARE YOU A MORON?????
flava is voting Obama
yea lots of people do that… Its called CHILD MOLESTATION you fucking idiot
So ugly, so freaking ugly and greazy looking…anyone that would screw him is definatly blind and has no sense of smell!!!
this isn't even remotely possible and he's so fucked up that he probably believes his own bullshit at this point. Your testicles dont even drop until puberty and therefore he wouldn't even have been able to get it up. Dumbass crackhead.
this man is a pig
Just when you thought he couldn't get more disguesting…
This is one of the very reasons why we should all save ourselves for our marriage beds! Had he married that girl he deflowered when he was 6 years old he probably would not have had to take dog droppings and put it on a cracker. I'm sure he was hungry and sampled the treat before offering it to his friend. So you see, he committed a sin, having sex before marriage, but he has tried to make up for it with generosity and feeding the less fortunate.
Trash. I don't feel sorry for him. Some people are just plain trash.
eww GROSSS
6 yrs old??!i sort- of beleive tat
i mean tats wayy 2 personal
Can you even get an erection at age 6??
he must be the youngest male ever to have got a proper erection when he was six…
Re: Gossip Lova – ahahaha, WIN
6 or 16? Nigga please, we ain't that stupid to believe all the BS that comes out of Flav's mouth.
Wow-people…are there really this many racist people out there? Do you really think this man is the standard to by which measure an entire ethnic group? I am deeply saddened by these awful comments. You all should be ashamed of yourselves. I guess we can all look forward to another 8 years of republican rule when this is the kind of message people spread when it’s anonymous.
It happens more than u think…the youngins gettin' frisky. My ex also lost his virginity at 6….. granted, he is a lil craaaazy!
ummmmm. unless he was molested, he has to be kidding. do you know any six year olds who can get it up?
Re: drew – True, River Phoenix said he first had "sex" when he was 4 or some young age…but it wasn't intercourse. AND, he said he was MOLESTED (his mom was involved in a crazy sex cult). BIG DIFFERENCE than what Flavor Flav is saying. He's acting like he's a PIMP and proud of it. Ridiculous.
Don't be ridiculous. You have to go through puberty before you can get an erection. Duh! Everybody knows that.
shit happens.
the ritz cracker story was hilarious.
Umm…..I really don't think a 6 year old boy can get an erection.
Are you stupid? People don't "lose their virginity" at six, they get molested.
sorry im black not african american… my ancesters are africans and also white but i call my self black thank you.. dont identify me with a country i have never been too, are you irish amreican or european american… you people are really lame .. dont name me or label me .. i do that not you!
He's fo realz yo!
are you stupid some lil kids do experiment.. he said he didnt know what he was doing…. damn give my man flav a break… sure he is not the best looking one in the bunch and neither are some of you…. but at least he aint mast*rbating like some of you do… 6 years old he was playing around damn!
white girls sc*ew him everyday… they must dont care how he looks b/c most of his kids are by a latin and a white girl… lok at the white girl he had on the show as his last babys mama… she was not the cutest kid on the block either! 7 kids so evidently he has something going on in between the sheets!
I can't believe I'm even responding to this, but yes, even newborns can get erections. They are not, however, of a sexual nature. They occur typically when they first wake up or or having a diaper change, but there's nothing sexual about them. He may have been molested or was participating in some sort of odd sex play, but whatever it was it was definitely not right.
even if it's true he shouldn't tell. kids are manipulated in a way that it's a "must" to have sex as young as possible. maybe his words are used by kids to persuade each other: "come on, you can do it, you're not too young…, fifty fifty was 6 only." - NOT OKAY!
Re: cutie – HAHHAHAHAHHAHAH. No. The mothers of his children are always either white, or black.
Re: cutie – I never know what is the right thing to say. I feel like that too — i'm white, not Irish/scottish/english/amerian indian/french, etc. I think that some people think that saying "african american" is polite because of the stigma associated with the word 'black' having negative connotations.
Nasty….he is just NASTY, I would rather do Perez.
Re: Lacey – THAT IS THE FUCKING FUNNIEST THING I EVER HEARD!!!
I JUST FELL OF MY CHAIR AND PEED MYSELF ON THE WAY DOWN!!