He Got Started Young!

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This explains so much.

Flavor Flav just had an interview with Complex magazine and the former rapper turned reality TV whore reveals some very personal details about his past.

The funniest - yet saddest part - is when he discusses how and at what age he lost his virginity.

Flav says, "I lost my virginity in the bushes on a box. Yea, in the bushes on a box. A girl and me were having sex on a box in the bushes, in some big tall bushes."

And when asked how old he was his first time, he responds, "This was when I was real, real, real, real, young."

He adds, "Nah, I'm a tell you the truth; I lost my virginity when I was 6 years old."

WTF?!?!?!?!

SIX YEARS OLD!!!!

Is he telling the truth?

Why would he lie????

Craziness!

And, no one better mess with Flav. He mentioned how someone played a trick on him once by putting a booger in his hamburger.

After Flav ate the boogie and found out what happened, he got back.

What'd he do?

"I got him back by taking some dog shit and putting it on the Ritz Crackers and he ate that shit," says Flav. "I got him with thinking peanut butter cookie sandwich it was dog shit."

Tasty!

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    Posted: Jul 7, 2008 at 3:52 pm / Email this  »

    140 comments to “He Got Started Young!”

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    1. how says – reply to this


      101

      that explains the GAZILLION kids he has omfg!



    2. 102

      He is UGLY…….

    3. Laila says – reply to this


      103

      This guy is the biggest idiot….I cant believe that people in this country are smart and articulate who work an honest days job and have to work hard…..and this guy makes millions. Its really sad

    4. q says – reply to this


      104

      I don't believe him he is trying to get attention and press.
      It's working as i have no idea who he is.

    5. Nig-h says – reply to this


      105

      Re: cutie

      Dumbass nigga Africa aint a country!!! Hahahahahahaha

    6. Lacey says – reply to this


      106

      his mom must be so proud of him……….

    7. uBUGr says – reply to this


      107

      AMERICANS ARE REALLY FUCKED UP.
      :)-

    8. btexp says – reply to this


      108

      Give me a break! No one has sex at 6 years old, no one. He's lying so you think he's a stud. WTF! He's so ugly no one would do him before he was famous. If you believe him, your as much as an idiot as he is.

    9. RM says – reply to this


      109

      What time is it, clown?

    10. eeek says – reply to this


      110

      [re=2516102]Re: Nig-h[/r You f@#$ing dumbass. Can't you read? She never said Africa was a country. She said that she didn't like being called african american because she has never been to America, which is a country. Retard!

    11. jahza says – reply to this


      111

      I hope he's lying. That can't be good!!

    12. Poo says – reply to this


      112

      I will kick anyone in the nutts that tries to stop me from auditioning for the next flava of love. This guy is FUCKING awesome.

    13. Negro says – reply to this


      113

      Nothing is more disgusting that low class black trash like this piece of human garbage! Low class morons talk about losing their virginity at 6 years of age. What worthless negroid scum!

    14. mark says – reply to this


      114

      he is so hateful, I'd wish he freakin' die, he is of no use to this world. Loosing virginity at six, he forgot to mention he grew up in a whorehouse and his mom was a whore.

    15. aeryn says – reply to this


      115

      umm, how the hell could a 6 year old even get a hard on? is it even possible for a male to have sex without hitting puberty first?!?

    16. Hypo says – reply to this


      116

      I am not American and don't have a clue who this guy is. Is he trying to be funny? Whether or not the 6 year old sex story is true, is it something to be talked about as if it's a joke? The whole concept is disgusting. As for the shit stories, the only real shit is what is coming out of his mouth. Does this guy get air time and money for acting like this?

    17. Marky says – reply to this


      117

      Good thing that he wasn't caught - they now call this statutory rape in many states, even with willing consent.

    18. tome says – reply to this


      118

      why anyone would waste time on this nigga is beyond me. he is an idiot.

    19. Red says – reply to this


      119

      bullshit

    20. Lola says – reply to this


      120

      Flava's got a big ole mouth

      A shame so few "artists" are as charismatic as him

      xxx

    21. Lola says – reply to this


      121

      Re: JBizz

      People are uncreative

    22. Lola says – reply to this


      122

      Re: Jeez

      Except that it's been going since the 80s…

    23. Lola says – reply to this


      123

      Re: Dave

      Uh huh… Public Enemy as one of the most influential rap/hip hop bands and Flava flav has "no" talent

      Get real you fucking idiot

      X

    24. Lola says – reply to this


      124

      Re: Hypo

      Ever heard of Public Enemy ?
      Or do you only know things like Britney, and Miley Cyrus ?

    25. cutie says – reply to this


      125

      Nig ……. i know Africa is a Continent, not a country, what ever typo idiot but is that all you got, i say it again i have never been to africa beyotch and thats what i mean… since you want to nik-pick , you are too stupid!

    26. cutie says – reply to this


      126

      fancy pink… Ha ha ha ha to you… excuse me troll he said on his show the second mother of his last three was part black and latin, plus he said he dated latin women,, so dont think they are too good to be left out… we all know all kinds of women love black men, latin , asian , well we all know white and we all know my black sistas love our black men to death!

    27. cutie says – reply to this


      127

      MOMMI… I feel you and i feel that you can call me an American b/c thats were i was born and of course i have African in me but i also have white in me , but not to my doings since my mom is half white, i relate to the black side but why call me african american and why not just american, especially when you dont call whites irish american or german american or greek american… stop labeling me, just call me an american, i dont know kind of white is in me and never really cared to investigate b/c you know if you got any parts of black you are considered black, but yet you whites get mad when we say black dominates, thats a little hypocrical to me… but who cares i dont i love my blackness and my honey colored skin and my bootylicious butt and my sexy full lips, thanks black ancesters!!!

    28. Flava says – reply to this


      128

      He looks like a piece of human shit , like a fuckin turd. He is one ugly motherfucker, with his turd-coloured skin. I hope he fuckin dies of aids or something.

    29. vanes says – reply to this


      129

      what an idiot. hes cleary lying about the dog shit. anyone would be able to tell the diff between shit an peanut butter. and then thres the obvious smell. this guy is a joke. PLZ

    30. HOHO says – reply to this


      130

      PERFECT EXAMPLE OF B L A C K T R A S H. BUT THEN AGAIN, THAT'S WHAT THE 80S AND 90S WERE ALL ABOUT= A BUNCH OF BLACK AND WHITE TRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    31. SASS says – reply to this


      131

      you can't get hard at 6, idiots

    32. cutie says – reply to this


      132

      mommi… i can understand what you are saying but my thing is why do we have to be called anything but American…. do you see my hrt in this,, ok if im mixed like i said i have a white grandfather, why would you just associate me with my african roots, thats the hatred by blacks of the word african american.. do you know most blacks have white, spanish, asian and other races in them i could see if everyone was pure but they are not… so they need to stop race labeling!



    33. 133

      Blacks are stupid, thats wy they cant ever seem to evolve with the rest of us. They blame others and then act like fools.

    34. lois says – reply to this


      134

      Re: Honky

      You're name matches your personality. Go get your Klan cape out of the closet and wear it proudly you uneducated F*ck.

    35. marin says – reply to this


      135

      Re: Playboy8820
      You have the nerve to call Blacks stupid with that comment you just typed. Obviously part of your evolution was thwarted since you're still stuck in the Jim crow era…idiot, racist, ignorant, primate!



    36. 136

      Re: marin – Eat me honey, why cant blacks get jobs? stay out of prisons? stop having kids they cant afford, then going on welfare and we go to work to pay for their newports and malt beers? I love the blacks

    37. heath says – reply to this


      137

      uhhh….. whaaat??? Is he freaking serious???

    38. Alz says – reply to this


      138

      HA!!!!!!!!!!!!

    39. eeek! says – reply to this


      139

      ]Re: Playboy8820 MORON!!! Take a look around, retard. There are a lot of people without jobs. And the stats show that there are more white people on welfare than black. Look it up. Maybe if they get off of the meth and heroin they might could find jobs, too. Idiot.



    40. 140

      I was younger than 6. And the guy was more than twice my age.
      I still want to cut off his nuts. Fucking freak.

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