She's Gonna Hate It Even More!
Filed under: Madonna
The cover of the new, nasty, unauthorized, warts and all biography on Madonna, written by her estranged brother, has just been revealed.
Could they have used a more unflattering picture?????
Posted: July 7, 2008 at 10:30 am
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this guys a fucking douche. ill never read that. i cant believe hed do that to his own sister
Lame
ewwww madonna looks gross
Wow, he's out for blood! Bad enough writing a tell all…but that picture??? She's going to be pissed!!
not that bad
The picture is cute and who cares what the book says. She has so much money why does she care what anybody says about her. It makes no difference.
WOW!! She must be livid. What an idiot he is for doing this. Sure he'll get lots of attention for a while and make some money and then it will all blow over and he'll still be estranged from Madonna who will likely never speak to him again!!
the picture? it's so totally her! she's so weird looking.
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her brother will tell some
shit on her..the bitch should of
givin him money..2/keep her secretz
what a dumbazzhole she iz…that pic
lookz like some old grandma..hahaha.
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Geez Perez….enough about Madonna. Only fags care about what that old bat is up to.
she looks like an old hag in EVERY picture.
yeah i think she's just weird looking anyway
she has been since the second or third time she has re-invented herself
Chris is a bottom feeder.
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C'mon! She's 49. She's been rode hard and hung up wet.
It's great to see a non-airbrushed picture.
I'm sure all the pictures of her sitting with her legs open are even more flattering.
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At least Christopher was kind enough to use a recent photograph of Madge to show off her new cheekbones!!!
Madonna has very 'sharp' features-alot of pictures are not flattering for her.
I just can´t believe it!
What a loser he is. I hope no one buys this trash, written by a jealous, unappreciative brother. How pathetic that he can't make a living on his own talents. He obviously doesn't have any writing skills, since he hired an author to do the book for him. I am not a huge fan of Madonna — just disgusted by parasites who choose to live off of other's fame.
her last album sucked. it was so bad that I lost all faith in her. SHE DESERVES THIS BOOK for putting out Hard Candy.
Re: k]H]K – Kyle- you just go from trolling Stevie Nicks newsgroups to now trolling PerezHilton.com.
Get a life already!! xoxo Ginny
she must have hurt him soo bad for him to ne this pissed!!! I hope he makes as much as Obama did on his book. Better yet, I hope that he wins a Grammy if he does an audio version. That would be ferosh!!!
if this book content stuff is true, then madonna's brother is a squealer out for a payday. if they're false, then he's a fraud. either way, he's a dirty rat! eek! eek!
Perfect! She is an unflattering person!!!
Perez -
Madonna's OWN family hates her - that should tell you something !!
She cheated on Guy Ritchie with a MARRIED MAN. She's a liar and denies
it.
I cannot wait to read her brother's book.
If normal people sell out their families it's no surprise people with famous stars as relatives do the same. It's not Madonna's week is it? And for the record I'm not sure I believe her statement to People magazine. I hope it's true but in Hollywierd anything is possible.
what a poor pathetic person her brother has turned out to be
i love madonna
thats y i am never going to buy this piece of shit book
its sad how he is doing this to his own sister
thats what we call kids..one fucked up person!!!
MADONNA IS MY QUEEN!!
LeonA'$ GHO$t, yep, back and BETTER THAN EVER, BIYATCHES!!!
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Perez Dear, you there are bad, even HORRID, pictures of, but never of HER MADGESTY!!!
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You see, she doesn't have a bad angle.
even when she's looking shit Madonna is still effortlessfly fabulous. She's an inspiration to us all!
Hahahah! Everyone already knows what a ruthless whore Madonna is so what's the big deal with bro writing a book about it? She probably treated him like one of her servants and now it's payback time. I can't believe there is that many dumb fucks out there that will pay $350 to see this twat.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA….THAT BITCH MADONNA IS GONNA GAGG !!!!! HER BROTHER IS SERVING HER FIERCELY…..HE BETTER WERK, ITS OVAH FOR HIM !!!!
fyi………for those not understanding the lingo…..i give her bother major credit and props for telling the truth about this hag…!
if they are estranged how could he write a book about her. basically he doesn't even know her anymore. the title sounds like he lives with her or something.. what a fucking d-bag. so selfish.
Re: ant – Aren't you a darling?!!!?!!!? I intend to peruse the book to see if there are any MORE divine pictures of THE QUEEN–but as for the contents of course it's sheer balderdash.
It looks just like her. What's the problems?
WHAT A GREAT SUMMER READ!!!! I FREAKING CAN'T WAIT! I AM GOING TO BUY 6 COPIES FOR FRIENDS! I LOVE HOW HE USED THIS GROSS PIC OF THE OLD TWAT. THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD FRIENDS. LET'S PUT CHRISTOPHER ON THE TOP OF THE NEW YORK TIMES BOOK LIST.
JOIN ME IN BUYING AT LEAST 2 COPIES!!! WE CAN DO IT.
GO TO HELL MADONNA. YOU USED SO MANY PEOPLE AND THEN FLUSHED THEM DOWN THE TOILET.
BUY CHRISTOPHER'S BOOK. I HEAR IT'S FABULOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm totally reading this crap. It awesome. Christopher was really close to Madonna and knows everything about her. I just ordered mine . This is the most we will know about Madonna without Madonna editing it. Please for all we know they both planned this. Madonna has a tour to sell which she did and needs all the publicity she can get.
Unflattering? That is what a well exercised, wealthy, health conscious 50 year old LOOKS like! This is before her nip and tuck. What did your mother look like at 50??????
Re: Donut – Amen to that!!! Why the fuck to people put her on a pedestal? She is just as fake as her pompous Brittish accent.
She doesn't deserve this to be written about her. (I'll probably still read it).
The picture isn't that bad. The outfit is a little school-marmish but the look shows the side of her Christopher is obviously going to portray in the book (she is cunning, and trouble). "Madonna is a genious. She can't mess up" said Lenny Kravitz after the whole Justify My Love video scandal where Madonna profited in the end, or the Pepsi commercial scanal, where Madonna profited in the end. You see where I'm going with this? While harsh, this book will somehow end up profitting Madonna in the end…yay!
When I was kid I loved Madonna. Dressed like her and everything (thankfully, never acted like her…was too young to understand what 'boy toy was). My mother always said Madonna was trash, even when she was actually popular and relevant to entertainment. I realized how right she was when Madonna used a man to have a child, even going so far as to name her one thing while carefully planning her nickname (Lordess/Lola).
Each 'reinvention' this woman does is carefully constructed. Everything she does is pre thought and planned down to the last detail…including her 'transformation' into a respectable Brit. This is the same woman who put out the book Sex, danced over her mother's grave for emotional effect and carefully constructed humiliations of people who were either close to her (back-up dancers/family members) or respected her. She's disgraced religion until it fit into her warped reality.
Now, given all her antics her own children can't watch TV and she's failing at her respectable British persona.
Madonna is trash. She was born trash and she's going to spend the rest of life being trash. No amount of money can change who a person is deep down in their bones.
And as for the picture, this is how she looks all the time. Like a tired hag who got a facelift and Botoxed themselves to death.
Go Christopher Go!
The world already seems to instinctually know that Madonna is not really the greatest human being- it will be very interesting to see what a family member has to say.
I hope it's not just rehashing the shit we know about already: Her greed, her megalomania, her egoisim, her lesbian affairs, her homewrecking, all the black cock she's sat one, the music and images she stolen, the lies Liz Rosenberg tells on her behalf, her insecurity about having no real talent, etc. etc. Oh and let's not forget- her massive cheekbone implants!
What do you mean unflattering picture? In case you hadn't noticed Perez she's an f-ing hag.
Perez, I hate to break this to you but that's what Madonna looks like. Also, is this the pot calling the kettle black….look at all the unflattering pictures you use of people you have a grudge against (or are jealous of)….while I'm at it, imagine what you would do and say if a star that you loathed dropped their robe exposing their flabbing stumach and man boobs.
That photo is real Madonna without photo shop, that's all.
Oh Perez, oh good grief. Some people truly have no shame. This was probably the cheapest photo they could afford to license.
wow, it is unflattering and i love his barely legible signature. cocaine kills.
Re: M – Of course Madge will profit from Christopher's book!
Madonna is getting a cut of the royalties! VAdge concocted this whole book publicity stunt. Do you really think it's a coincidence that it is being release now- when she's got a new CD and massive tour to sell????
She must just laugh at how stupid America is.
Wot a douchebag. Doesn't he know that Madonna is past her sell by date and everyone is getting sick of hearing about her FOR FREE on the tv and reading about her FOR FREE on websites, so why the fuck would anyone pay a load of money to read a load of bollox written for some loser who's too sad and pathetic to make a living of his own? It's like the time Sharon Osbourne's brother wrote a book about her. It's no wonder that these brothers are estranged. Wot loooooosers.
Unflattering is as unflattering does!
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Sad for a brother to sell his sister out. she shoulda just given him a cool million dollars to keep quiet—
But btw- MAdonnas ego is way too big. she has got to simmer down
Stop sucking her dick already, you fat fuck.
I wouldn't cross the street to read about the whore. I hope her brother makes a killing off the book though! This photo shows her exactly as she is…UGLY and in real life, the beeach is even uglier, so I don't know what your talking about this being an unflattering photo. It's just not retouched all to hell like the rest of her pix she shops out. MADONNA IS A BLOODY WHORE . MADONNA IS A BLOODY WHORE MADONNA IS AN OLD BLOODY HAG WHORE SLUT WHO DESERVES NO CREDIT OR ATTENTION.
um ya not the best pic of her, but how bad could this "tell all book" be?? madonna has practically TOLD IT ALL
The Queen Pyrannah of using people is getting used. Are we supposed to feel bad?? Who hasn't this skank used?! She used her family and even her mother's grave in her self-serving, narcissistic documentary, Truth or Dare … and yet people are saying it is wrong for them to use her back?! It's kharma, B*tch. This hateful, homewrecking, self-absorbed skank is getting her due. I hope her banging a married mad ruins her ticket sales. Why ANYONE would want to see this 50 year old woman awkward roll around her pelvis is beyond reason or explanation… She just looks so desparate and delusional - and revolutingly unattractive. Oh - and why is this a bad picture?? Because it is pre-surgery?? At least she looks human here. and I think that's a bone..
What an ugly woman!
Well–I CAN"T WAIT to read this book! If anyone knows all the shit about Madge it's Christopher. I know that she really pissed him off and treated him like dirt so I am not surprised. After all he is Madonna's brother and is said to be the one the most like her. I hope it sells millions of copies! I have ordered a couple already! I predict it will be read by ALOT of people and will be Hollywood's guilty pleasure of the year. BTW—that picture is THE BEST. It shows the true spirit of who Madonna is. (old, wise, cunning, manipulative and not very pretty at all)
That man is such a skank it makes me sick
Re: fsgue – fuck of spamming up perez's page loser
Out of respect to A. Rod., why would he have sex with Madonna? She is incredibly ugly and OLD! His wife is beautiful and just had a baby… I don't know how the hell Madonna became so famous.. her music is not that great and she has inspired so many young girls to follow in her messed up footsteps.. Little girls don't play with dolls anymore, they are 9 years old and listen to this music, wear thongs (i've seen them at the mall), and even at 10 years old have begun to have sex..
All I have to say is stop worshiping the devil, aka Madonna. She is a whore, ugly and horrible mother. What good message will she teach them when she spreads her legs in music videos with idiot Justin Timberlake and kisses another woman on stage (drunk loser Britney).
I know many of the Perez readers are young teenagers and don't really know the history of Madonna.. so I'll just say that thank God someone from her family has finally spoke up about who she really is. She is a disgrace to all women, Christianity, and the music industry.
This is what I just wrote but I realized Perez went and deleted my comment.
Out of respect to A. Rod., why would he have sex with Madonna? She is incredibly ugly and OLD! His wife is beautiful and just had a baby… I don't know how the hell Madonna became so famous.. her music is not that great and she has inspired so many young girls to follow in her messed up footsteps.. Little girls don't play with dolls anymore, they are 9 years old and listen to this music, wear thongs (i've seen them at the mall), and even at 10 years old have begun to have sex..
All I have to say is stop worshiping the devil, aka Madonna. She is a whore, ugly and horrible mother. What good message will she teach them when she spreads her legs in music videos with idiot Justin Timberlake and kisses another woman on stage (drunk loser Britney).
I know many of the Perez readers are young teenagers and don't really know the history of Madonna.. so I'll just say that thank God someone from her family has finally spoke up about who she really is. She is a disgrace to all women, Christianity, and the music industry.
Any picture of her is unflattering. She is an ugly woman! Dye the roots woman!!!!!!!!!!!
Well–I CAN"T WAIT to read this book! If anyone knows all the shit about Madge it's Christopher. I know that she really pissed him off and treated him like dirt so I am not surprised. After all he is Madonna's brother and is said to be the one the most like her. I hope it sells millions of copies! I have ordered a couple already! I predict it will be read by ALOT of people and will be Hollywood's guilty pleasure of the year. BTW—that picture is THE BEST. It shows the true spirit of who Madonna is. (old, wise, cunning, manipulative and not very pretty at all)