Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
This comes as a bit of a surprise!
Drew Barrymore and boyfriend Justin Long have called it quits.
The actress' publicist has confirmed the split.
They remain friends.
Blah. Blah. Blah.
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