Tara Reid Fans Unite!

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Tara Reid's agent fans (all four of them) have started a petition to 'help' the hasbeen land a major role in the upcoming Nightmare on Elm Street remake.

Here's what the petition says:

To: Platinum Dunes
We feel young hollywood actress Tara Reid deserves a role in the upcoming Platinum Dunes remake of A Nightmare On Elm Street. She is a very talented and intelligent actor, we feel a a major role, in a major film will help revive her acting career. We feel she would be a truly great addition to the cast. Please truly consider her for a part, and check out how many people would love to see her in you're film.

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

To date, 79 people have signed the petition.

This has got to be a joke!

Good luck, Tara fans!

P.S. She's no longer a part of "young" Hollywood. And, the only thing she can add to the film is tits, not talent.

    Posted: Jul 7, 2008 at 1:30 pm / Email this  »

    99 comments to “Tara Reid Fans Unite!”

    1. Gulpe says – reply to this


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      1st



    2. 2

      FIRRSSST

    3. paul says – reply to this


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      i love the grammar

    4. rach says – reply to this


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      HA

    5. sarah says – reply to this


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      first!

    6. Tracy says – reply to this


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      Wow-what did she ever do to you?!?!?

    7. smith says – reply to this


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      I saw her snub a few interviewers before, she is kind of an old twat. She can go get f*cked in my opinion.

    8. Josh says – reply to this


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      Tara Reid sucks.

      First?

    9. mISSk says – reply to this


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      1st-she sux

    10. sss says – reply to this


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      first!

    11. jess says – reply to this


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      ewe… vomit

    12. allis says – reply to this


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      I disagree… I'd love to see her get killed.

    13. HAM says – reply to this


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      -ZING! Oh Snap! U got that bitch w/ the PS! Lovesit bitch! I hate Tara, can't believe that deformed freak got into Hyde w/ those egg shaped nipples! I'm so not 1st….

    14. kai says – reply to this


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      they're remaking nightmare on elm street?!!?? WHY? it's still scary and no remake will match it…the film industry needs to get it self together, Wes don't allow this!! (although the hills have eyes remake was good but the orginal was older and not as scary as nightmare on elm street).

    15. jesus says – reply to this


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      "many people would love to see her in you're film."

      you gotta love the improper grammar.
      that's gonna make 'em hire her up reaaaaal fast.



    16. 16

      Tara Reid needs to go on an island and blow it up along with all the bad people

    17. allie says – reply to this


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      I disagree — I'd love to see her get killed.

    18. cooki says – reply to this


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      really? First??



    19. 19

      wow that's sad



    20. 20

      She can add her tits to each side of my cock.

    21. fiera says – reply to this


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      Tara, I think porn would be the best career move for you.

    22. ohgod says – reply to this


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      All tits and no talent…sounds like you Perez!

    23. alex says – reply to this


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      top 5

    24. sdf says – reply to this


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      LEAVE HER ALONE! Quit trashing. Oh wait, you wouldn't have a career if you weren't full of shit and hate….

    25. Arshe says – reply to this


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      I hope all the lindsays and paris's out there pay attention to her this is them in a few years ROFL



    26. 26

      A grammar check would have been a good call on their part.

    27. steve says – reply to this


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      "And, the only thing she can add to the film is tits, not talent."

      This is still way more than you can offer…

    28. ameli says – reply to this


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      I am TOTALLY signing the petition.
      I do so enjoy a good train wreck.

    29. cambe says – reply to this


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      The writing in this sounds like an 8 year old telling the class about his summer visit to Hershey PA. It is on such a low level that I'm betting it was written by Tara or perhaps Dina Lohan.

    30. dddin says – reply to this


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      what an old whore



    31. 31

      She is hilarious on Scrubs. Remake NOES? Why? Can't anyone write anything original anymore?

    32. Kaoru says – reply to this


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      Who has less of an intellect? Someone who makes a website to trash celebrities they don't know, OR the people who VISIT said website? Well, think about who's earning money from this, and who isn't.

      If you don't like the concept of the website then don't contribute to the monthly hits which contribute to the ad revenue and promotional opportunities Mr. Perez gets for running a popular site.

      I personally don't really see a problem with the site for the one and only reason that it only repeats news that's already heard (or will be heard) elsewhere, anyway. It isn't like anything private is actually getting revealed, here. And every blogger on the internet is allowed an opinion, so don't be an idiot and go on someone else's blog stating they are "dumb" for voicing what they think. That is what EVERY blogger does.

    33. ida says – reply to this


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      Is that with Johnny Depp? Ew, they're making a remake? LEAVE IT AS IT IS! Can't the film industry come up with anything new? JEEZ.

    34. Kate says – reply to this


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      Twenty bucks says she wrote this herself….wait, I bet she can't even read…. she had someone else write it for her.



    35. 35

      yay can we see her chopped up or something… she is heading in that direction for acting anyhow..

    36. kate says – reply to this


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      maybe they should have learned simple grammar first

    37. hmm says – reply to this


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      perez, the person who made this petition was probably around 11 years old. a joke? no, just very young fans

    38. s says – reply to this


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      if you have to start a petition to get a job… find another line of work
      go be a hooker or something Tara, no one wants to see you anymore

    39. s says – reply to this


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      Re: steve – but Perez is not trying to get a part in a film by bullying people to let him in… like obviously she is doing…
      if you dont like perez, go somewhere else

    40. Mel says – reply to this


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      And maybe her handlers should be proof-reading her pathetic solicitations…

      "…Love to see her in you're film" — Um, try "your" next time.

    41. honey says – reply to this


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      she paid them

    42. amy says – reply to this


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      the petition was Clearly done by a child. not some "official handlers"

    43. james says – reply to this


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      I happen to really like her tits.
      If it was a Friday the 13th film she could do the nude shower scene.
      There aren't enough nude Tara Reid films.

    44. Jen says – reply to this


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      i doubt she would pay someone, especially with poor writing skills, to beg for her. no doubt she is embarrassed if it were true.

    45. Sue says – reply to this


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      Her agents need a good editor/proofreader and I'm up to the task! Other than that comment, I must say Tara was once a beautiful young starlet before her wild partying ways became more famous than her work, much like Lindsay Lohan.

      Still, I believe everyone deserves a second chance, don't you? Maybe she's still got it. I say, "Hollywood, give her another shot."

    46. Joey says – reply to this


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      Ok everyone, i know alot of you hate me. But i happen to be a HUGE, probably the biggest fan of hers. I wrote the petition, and yes i am a kid, im 15. But honestly, all i ask of you is to respect me, my petition, and the fans. Im sorry you hate her guts, but please don't sign the petition if you dont agree with it, is alot to ask?

      Thanks for the support from everyone though, hope everyone understands, and im sorry if i made people upset.

      If you want to bash me, i'll even give you my email (joey_1242@hotmail.com)

      Thanks,
      Joey Monda

      P.S: Tara, her agents, or anyone who knows Ms. Reid, has nothing to do with the petition, i don't think they even know it exists. And everyone stop being so harsh, because to be honest, this probably won't even work.

    47. Jared says – reply to this


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      225 Signatures Total - thanks for the info fat ass

    48. Bitch says – reply to this


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      A major role? Who can she play Freddy Kruger? Bitch please, go somewhere and die quietly.

    49. VOMIT says – reply to this


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      ALSO note the horrible spelling errors

    50. tron says – reply to this


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      I'll sign if that bitch shows her titties to Freddy just before he slices her.

    51. kai says – reply to this


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      nightmare on elm street is an original, not a remake.

    52. ms_ch says – reply to this


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      I, for one, would sign the petition to see Tara get sliced up in a movie.

    53. bill says – reply to this


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      I think Tara Reid is fucking hot, she's crazy and boozed up and I just want to knock her up.

    54. Cat says – reply to this


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      Just watch. After making fun of this girl for years, she is going to land some kind of HUGE movie role and end up an A-lister again. Just watch :-)

    55. renee says – reply to this


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      She would totally ruin the movie, I will never ever watch another movie with that loser in it.

    56. raven says – reply to this


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      God, how weak! I would just give up if I had to have my fans get me jobs. YIKES!

    57. Miss. says – reply to this


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      WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK? WHY IS SHE GETTING ANY ATTENTION? WAY TO MANY TALENTED STARS TO GIVE A FUCK BOUT THIS WHITE BITCH.

    58. thang says – reply to this


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      Little too late!!! Filming wrapped at least a week ago!!! HAAA!!!!

    59. Jess says – reply to this


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      I find it funny how in the letter/email their grammar is wrong. It's your, not you're. Haha

    60. Beth says – reply to this


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      UGH, wrong form of 'your' at the end! As if this wasn't stupid enough. I'm no expert, but I always thought they cast based on talent…

    61. FukHW says – reply to this


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      WTF is wrong with Hollyweird? No more original ideas?? Really?? That desperate for even more cashflow into the Beverly?? Those high paid writers can't come up with something NEW?? Here's a tip, STOP FUCKING UP ALL THE GOOD MOVIES and do "searchlights" for NEW WRITERS and SCRIPTS! There are litererally thousands of writers trying to break into this market who are being forced into straight internet sales because no one in Hollyweird will give an outsider the time of day! Well, fuck yall then, go ahead and make ur stupid ass remakes and see how much money you idiots lose! No amount of special effects can make up for no talent actors and ignorant dialogue, I thought we had made that painfully obvious with the last couple Hulk movies and such, but hey I get it, your slow learners. Look forward to seeing you assholes next to us "outsiders" at the unemployment line soon…

    62. hmmm says – reply to this


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      Re: Miss. – "white bitch"? she couldn't just be a bitch, or slutty bitch, or even a trashy stanky ho bitch…had to be WHITE bitch huh? racist much?

    63. HAHAH says – reply to this


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      Re: Cat – ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOO…ty so much, I haven't read anything so FUCKING FUNNY in my entire life!!!!!



    64. 64

      In you're film????

    65. vile says – reply to this


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      LOL that is pathetic! Stupid cunt deserves to be on the Z-List where she belongs.

    66. Savan says – reply to this


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      Yeah, it's "your" film, not "you're" film. Maybe Tara wrote it herself. :P

    67. Amela says – reply to this


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      Poopie Goobers! LMAO! Someone has way to much time on their hands.

    68. bunse says – reply to this


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      They're just hoping she'd have some nude scenes. I'd sign the damn petition myself.

    69. Lee says – reply to this


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      Hasnt everyone seen her tits? The are nightmare inducing and would perfect for that movie.



    70. 70

      man perez you are really catty with some women, what would be wrong wrong with her playing a school teacher or somthing she not that bad of an actress

    71. super says – reply to this


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      It really irks me to see white trash with money, it just isn't fair…I wish I were born rich instead of beautiful!!

    72. jen says – reply to this


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      Why is there so much hate or Tara? Has she been mean to the Paps or what? I only see her smiling and dealing with it. No jail, no twat shots. Can someone please tell me.

    73. arian says – reply to this


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      ahhhhhh…bad….grammar.
      you're- should be your
      a a- repeat

      also, the f**ktards who wrote this used truly redundantly.



    74. 74

      "P.S. She's no longer a part of "young" Hollywood. And, the only thing she can add to the film is tits, not talent. "

      AMEN!!!!!

    75. EWWW says – reply to this


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      Ugh. Poor Bergen County.

    76. Lanel says – reply to this


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      Just sat a seat away from Tara this afternoon at Milan Cafe in Playa. I was waiting for my salad to go and she was waiting for her food. She looked great. Not fat. She looked as if she had been out all last night and barely making it home grabing a bite before heading to Manhattan Beach.

    77. Rambl says – reply to this


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      What wrong with adding tits to a horror movie if she willing to go full nude I sign that petition any day!



    78. 78

      She ruined her own career. She doesn't even deserve to have those 20 people sign that petition…not like she even deserves to star in any movies. Her acting is crap.

    79. Tiffa says – reply to this


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      Yeah, not only should they ruin one of the most fantastic horror series of all time by remaking it, but let's add no talent "actors" just to… you know… drive the final nail in the coffin!

      Blasphemy!

      If it doesn't have Robert Englund, it's not gonna be worth it!

    80. JP says – reply to this


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      What a douche.. I'm asian and even I have better grammatical skills than that.

    81. tre says – reply to this


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      kind of sad knowing she wrote this herself

    82. M says – reply to this


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      i think shes a nice person, but i dont understand why everyone hATES her, what have she done to you all huh?? Gosh you all just insult her and make her feel bad just fo you guys could feel superior and good of yourselves. WHY dont u stop HATING HER STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP IT!!!

      Hate MILEY CYRUS please. you could all help save humanity, thanx. :] that's for a good cause.

    83. Jessi says – reply to this


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      thats sad when your own fans admit your washed up



    84. 84

      Heck no!! A remake is a BAD idea in the first place and she will not make it better!

    85. KF says – reply to this


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      Tara Reid Sucks, I can't believe that she still has fans!

    86. K-Swa says – reply to this


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      Yeah, and they used the wrong form of your.
      Idiots.

    87. PDS says – reply to this


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      Re: Cat

      Cat, I agree. Some of us in the industry believe Tara is being treated unfairly; after all, what terrible crime did she commit to earn all of this anger and hatred? Oh yeah, that's right: NOTHING! What, she sometimes drinks too much? She likes to party? Show me anyone on this list who hasn't done exactly that in their time. As for Tara, thanks to snide comments by Mario and many of the people on the list, some of us now see her as an underdog, and one deserving of a chance to redeem herself and her career in a classic story of redemption and triumph.

    88. PDS says – reply to this


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      Re: M
      People who have never met Tara hate her because they see themselves in Tara's worst behavior (being drunk, partying too hard, and other things that most people do at some point in their lives, even if they don't have the courage to admit it to others). Rather than face their own self-hatred or self-contempt, they take the coward's way out and "project" their fears on to Tara, calling her childish and often vicious names, which itself is proof that the person they are really disgusted or angry with is THEMSELVES. It's like a scapegoat or a sacrificial lamb; the tribe yells, "That person is the unclean one, drive her off the cliff so we can act like we are superior!" I have several good female friends who are no strangers to getting drunk and making bad choices on a night out, and guess what? They are the ones who seem to hate Tara the most, almost as if (pay attention, this is the message, kids) she is a MIRROR reflecting their DARKEST SIDES. In the end, it doesn't hurt Tara — she has her own path to follow, as we all do — and the only people who suffer are the people (including many on this site) who project their fears instead of dealing with them honestly.

    89. bobob says – reply to this


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      Tara can be in the movie as long as she is killed within the first 5 minutes.

    90. LMAO says – reply to this


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      Re: PDS – LOL, cute story for sympathy, but…No, we hate her because she cannot act, yet continues to think this should be her trade of choice, when clearly it should be table dancing, or stripping even.

    91. LH says – reply to this


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      You don´t pick an actress because of a ridiculous petition.

    92. LOL says – reply to this


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      this is one of the funniest things i have heard in a while.
      1. this "major film" will help "reinvent her career"? lmao
      2. she's an intelligent actor? in what? American Pie? or perhaps Van Wilder? geesh.
      3. as someone else said… a petition will not hire someone. what a bunch of fvcktards you Tara Reid fans are. too funny.
      maybe i will start a petition for Perez to star in the remake of "Charlotte's Web" or "Babe"

    93. G0ver says – reply to this


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      WE MUST STOP HER!!!!

    94. PDS says – reply to this


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      Re: LMAO

      If it's true that (as you say) Tara "can't act," then why has she appeared in more than 25 films and a hit TV show (Scrubs) over the years? And even if it's true that she is not the best actress in Hollywood, isn't the fault of the producers and directors who hire her? If people keep putting her in films and if people keep paying to see those films, isn't it understandable that she views herself as a talented actress? And if you hate Tara because she's pretty-but-not-much-of-an-actress, how do you feel about, say, Cameron Diaz or Scarlett Johansson?

    95. heath says – reply to this


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      DON'T EVER EVER COMPARE TARA AND FREDDY EVER AGAIN!!!

      Freddy is wayyyy cooler than that!!

    96. NAT says – reply to this


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      She'd be perfect for this, you fucking drug addict. Show some empathy. You, Perez, are EASILY as fucked up as this woman is. She seems to have troubles (isn't that a normal, human reaction?) What are you judging her for? You do DRUGS, you are a hypocrite, I've never seen her do anything but smile and self-destruct. She's never done the sort of things that you have done. She isn't the problem, you are, you fucking methhead piece of shit.

    97. Domin says – reply to this


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      omg if she takes a leading role in a nightmare on elm street remake i will fucking go crazy she is an untalented whore lol and i usually dont care about tara reid but i do care about the a nightmare on elm street remake she will definetley kill it for everyone because no one wants to see a movie with her obviously except for thoes 79 people that have signed and if she does get a leading role in the film omg i will just have to send out a petition having her not in the movie!!! lol people that ruin movies piss me off, and i never comment on anything except this DONT KILL A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET it was too good a movie the first one at least to kill forever having her play some stupid girl that lives, you wanna make her that chick that dies 10 seconds in that would probably sell more tickets but having her as a lead role like nancy will kill it!!

    98. nich says – reply to this


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      why the hell not the movie's gonna suck anyways!

      She'll be something to laugh at

    99. Aleks says – reply to this


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      ew, she really needs to tuck in that nasty tummy of hers
      whore YUCK