Are You Ready For The Olympics???

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Swimmer hotties Michael Phelps and Ryan Lochte grace the cover of the new Men's Journal.

We can't for the Olympics.

Bring on the men in Speedos!

Posted: Jul 8, 2008 at 1:30 pm / Email this »

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LaDeva says – reply to this

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Yummy!
LALA says – reply to this

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the one on the right, definatly yummy yummy screw
laura says – reply to this

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Wow. hotnes.
amaly says – reply to this

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oh i am ready
Dixxx says – reply to this

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Rar!
Amand says – reply to this

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THEY WON'T BE WEARING SPEEDOS. They'll be wearing Speedo LZRS that cover everything except their arms. Sorry Perez.
Cupca says – reply to this

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Um, nice bodies but they're both total butterfaces. I mean the guy on the left looks like an oversized hobbit and the one on the right has a nose WAY too big for his face.
sabri says – reply to this

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you mean men's journal? it's right there in the headline.
Pantalones says – reply to this

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Wow. They're pretty hot! That's saying a lot considering I'm a lesbian!
Kimbr says – reply to this

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fyi it's Men's Journal NOT Men's Fitness…….
adriana banana says – reply to this

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THE ONE ON THE LEFT, for me! PLEASE! …
Lauri says – reply to this

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We can't what?
Proofread please!
what says – reply to this

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first!
Squin says – reply to this

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I can't for the olympics either Perez
GAYSO says – reply to this

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NOT FIRST, BUT OH BOY… WOULD LOVE TO LICK THEIR FEET.
jana says – reply to this

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its MENS JOURNAL… not Fitness… are you blind? cant read? stupid dumbass
Ang says – reply to this

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I AGREE - Bring onthe men in speedos!!! WOO HOO - Both are totally doable!!
??? says – reply to this

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how are these 2 hotties???
YUP says – reply to this

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TODAY MUST BE TOO-HOT-TUESDAY!!
LOTS OF EYE CANDY!!!
YUMMY!!!
Sal says – reply to this

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hot body not to hot face…i would totally do them anyway.
Yeah says – reply to this

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Fuck yeah! Hot butt eating action!!!
barbara says – reply to this

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wow the teeny bopper in me just came out….michael phelps is my husband.
james says – reply to this

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Phelps is just gorgeous!
nothn says – reply to this

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buttafaces
kpbbl says – reply to this

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TOTALLY EW!!!!! THE ONE OF THE LEFT MICHAEL PHELPS??? YEAH HE IS FUCKING OOOOOGLY. AND RYAN LOCHTE IS FUGLY TOO! BUT THEN AGAIN I UNDERSTANDWHY YOUR STANDARDS ARE SO LOW PEREZ….YOU CAN ONLY TAKE WHAT YOU CAN GET!!
me says – reply to this

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Hot? are you fucking retarded? sure they're fit but omg BROWN PAPER BAG!!! if yo're attracted to these guys you must look like a troll too
Erica says – reply to this

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Hot damn!
I'd hit it..both of them!
Greg says – reply to this

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Phelps is hideous, and Lockte looks like he got hit by a truck. If you want twink hotness AND a great body, do a Google image search on Thomas Finchum - THAT is a real example of yummy yummy screw!!!
Wet says – reply to this

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I'm wet just looking at those two! Pump loads into me boys!
Britt says – reply to this

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i was on swim team with ryan in high school (go spruce creek!). go lochte!
gams says – reply to this

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sorry, Speedos are so out with these guys (and I wish with the rest of the world! most men look horrible in them)….they wear suits that cover legs and sometimes chest now.
Yuk says – reply to this

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Does anyone else notice the one on the left? His head and face is freakishly small for his body. Or is it a photoshopped pic?
Diana says – reply to this

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michael phelps has a tatoo of the olimpic rings, down by his package on the right side. (we went to high school together)
be ca says – reply to this

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phelps has stds. my friend dated him at michigan (forreal, i met him and they were serous) and when she found out he was cheating with sorostitutes (sorority girls) she got tested and big surprise she had some stds from michael.
Diana says – reply to this

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michael phelps has a tatoo of the olympic rings, down by his package on the right side. (we went to high school together)
swimm says – reply to this

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the one of the left is Michael Phelps and you are an IDIOT if you do not know that. ryan lochte is pretty damn hot…not as much in this pic tho. MP is hot, but i wish he'd get jaw surgery or something. Either way, swimmers have the best bodies by far.

might i suggest the backstroker Aaron Peirsol? he's so sexy.
swimm says – reply to this

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even tho they race in the new lazrs by speedo, most guys warm up in speedos. i saw MP wearing a speedo a few times during the trials.
heidi says – reply to this

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butterfaces!
j says – reply to this

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gorgeous! cant wait for men's swimming in HD!
Court says – reply to this

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Michael Phelps looks better with a swim cap on. That's a sad thing to say.
diana says – reply to this

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I knew Mike back in middle and high school, when he was still sweet and innocent, we took french and health together, and he was a really nice guy back then, I cant speak for now
Jenn says – reply to this

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Ugh. Perez. Hot if you chop their heads off…BUSTED faces.
norma says – reply to this

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This couple of dudes will look fantastic in speedos with those sexy bodies that they got…. People that complain to see hot guys in speedos are just retarded and jeoulous !!!
Bootylicious says – reply to this

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Yes. I am ready for the olympics.
Greek style—men with no clothes on.
marie says – reply to this

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Hey Perez, you might want to research people before you brag on them! Since you are always bitching about celebs who get DUI's you should know Phelps got one a couple years back just after the Olympics AND he was underage And I think he hit someone. NICE! Of course he got a slap on the wrist.
♥LO says – reply to this

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major league in love with ryan lochte. i have to say a little piece inside me was disappointed when piersol tied his world record. amazing cover!!! would it be wrong for a woman to purchase men's journal, just for the cover picture??
chris says – reply to this

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Re: Britt – same here. go hawks. woo.
Laure says – reply to this

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I've hung out with Ryan a few times, and he's definitely way hotter than this picture alludes. Very nice guy. Can't wait to see him win another gold!
♥LO says – reply to this

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whoops i mean *peirsol*
shell says – reply to this

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Be ca-what I really want to know is if Phelps is good in bed! With hip action like that, I can't imagine it's bad!
laure says – reply to this

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Re: Amand –
damn! i heard about those new swimsuits…
so sad we won't get to see michael phelps in his speedo this year
dream says – reply to this

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OMG! Michael Phelps is amazing. I cannot wait - have been watching his career for a while now and all the Olympic trials on TV the past couple weeks. Bring it betch!
Liz says – reply to this

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They're not that great. I agree with the person that said they're complete butterfaces.
Emma< says – reply to this

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They are the fucin sexyest Swimmers ever. And i now from experience cause I swim too!
j says – reply to this

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Re: marie –

actually he didn't hit anybody. He was drunk driving though and he got pretty much everything they throw at you for a dui.

Ryan Lochte is the man. he is ready to overtake phelps and swims basically the same events although his backstroke is better. Phelps gets most of the coverage but the improvements above and beyond the already top tier talent he had shows that lochte is working his ass off right now to win some hardware in beijing.

Should be a great olympics to watch. these two may be more talented in swimming than any other athletes have ever been in another sport. similar to Federer v. nadal
Tb says – reply to this

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I wonder how long they can hold their breath under water? That gives me a naughty idea!!
tree says – reply to this

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they no longer wear spedos
Celi says – reply to this

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They slim and trims, but they bees ugly
june says – reply to this

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fuck that! wheres the sexy ass Thorpedo????
kt says – reply to this

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florida vs. michigan: the rematch

c'mon lochte! get up and go!
j says – reply to this

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Re: Amand – they have lzr pants too, so upper body is exposed.
JO says – reply to this

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pieter van den hoogeband rulez!
Ruby says – reply to this

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Phelps' mug is extraordinarily hideous. I also have a hunch that he's a big fat jerk and a chauvinist pig.
citizen11 says – reply to this

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AHHH MICHAEL PHELPS AHHH sexy.
idiot says – reply to this

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say S-T-E-R-O-I-D-S
Robin says – reply to this

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have to agree, they are buttafaces!!!!!!
scape says – reply to this

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OH

MY

GOD!! Michael Phelps is fucking hot!!!
Grani says – reply to this

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Perfect bodies, but faces look like monkey's….
david-0-selznick says – reply to this

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I'd chew on both of their ball sacs.
Eddie says – reply to this

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They are HAAUT
Laure says – reply to this

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Have you seen the picture of Michael Phelps and the new speedo? HOLY HUGNESS BATMAN!!!
Roxxie says – reply to this

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Oh fuck yes!
My swim team has posters oh Michael Phelps all over our pool haha
and im used to seeing hot guys in speedos
=D
UMpro says – reply to this

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but what you don't see on phelps is his herpes outbreak. true story. word gets around the athletic department pretty quick in ann arbor.
court says – reply to this

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MIchael phelps and ryan lochte are gorgeous!!!!!
moi says – reply to this

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I lived next door to Ryan Lochte when I was a student at the University of Florida. He's also from my hometown.
me says – reply to this

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…..perfection
Drugs says – reply to this

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Two words - steroid Olympics. Lets face it, Marion Jones never tested positive when she won multiple gold medals and she was drugging throughout the Olympics and World Championships. They are all using - all of them. All of them are drugthletes.
Danielle A. says – reply to this

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Yum.
hanna says – reply to this

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something about michael phelps just does it for me… love him
court says – reply to this

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i dont care what yall say. Im a swimmer and those two guys are AMAZING. some of the best athletes in the world. And they are cuttteeeee.
Oh and perez.. they wont be wearing speedos but the new LZR body suit.. unless they show some clips from warm up or something
court says – reply to this

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And they dont take steroids!!!
these guys have been amazing since they were 14!
Swimmers are checked very often and they even volunteer
court says – reply to this

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And if anyone here has any experience on a swim team .. you would know that 99.99 percent of the guys bodys are amazingggggggggggggggg.
calli says – reply to this

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i don't know what everyone is talking about when they think these guys are hot. micheal phelp's face is fucked up. he is literally revolting. that other guy isn't good looking either. i think people just like their bodies, which still, i don't agree with.
krist says – reply to this

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omg i Loveeeeeee you for this picture!! micheal phelps actaully looks hott here & uhm RYAN LOCHTE, MARRY ME?!?!
lalal says – reply to this

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Re: Britt – YEAH Creek! Lochte representing PO and UF. Love ya baby!
moe says – reply to this

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michael is a yummy yummy screw!
The E says – reply to this

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The best part about being a female swimmer is the number of amazingly buff guys I see every day… whhheeeeyyyy. There should be a rule against those Speedo LZR suits - why cover up all that yummy hotness?!
Denic says – reply to this

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WOOO!! I cannot wait!! DA-YUM!
LLAMA says – reply to this

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michael phelps is so hot. end of story.
BgBux says – reply to this

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I'd have more respect for these guys (and for their teammates, male and female) if they didn't take money and act as corporate shills. For me and for a lot of other people, they essentially destroyed the true meaning of the olympics when they allowed the competitors to accept money.
Steph says – reply to this

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It's kind of a shame that male swimmers don't wear brief/bikini speedos anymore, huh Perez?

Bring on the full body suit speedos!!
Britn says – reply to this

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I would do them if they wear paper bags over their heads lol
no seriously i love the phelpz he can do me any tym :p
umich says – reply to this

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michael phelps gave 15 girls at u of michigan stds. hpv to name one. he's disgusting, dishonest, and his head is way too big. although hes so ugly i'm sure the girls just slept with him to say they did.
Laura says – reply to this

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Nice bods but, BUTTAFACES fosho!!!!!!!!!!1
NOFUK says – reply to this

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I SWEAR PHELPS IS A HUMAN FISH…LOVE TO SEE THEM DO THEIR THING!
dope* says – reply to this

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IM PACKN RITE NOW!!!! OLYMPICS HERE I COME…………….CUZ THEY GOT SOME SERIOUS WAMMMMMMMM
wteve says – reply to this

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call me a prude but i wish they were clothed. seems so cheap…yeah i know they have great bods. but what makes this stand out from a reg cover, a playgirl mag, a pic in this blog? c my point??? we see this everywhere..beckham et al, its not catchy, important or interesting…..unless ur gay. y is the male shirtless body a symbol of homosexuality to me? straight guys must like polos or something…they dont seem straight. seems like gay is the new jew in journalism…p u!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sieve says – reply to this

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Re: wteve – Agree 11%. When everything is on display, what mystery is there? Whatever happened to imagination? Seeing a sexy girl or guy in well-fitting, stylish clothes makes them so much desirable than seeing them in (essentially) their birthday suits - no matter how muscular, toned or large-breasted,,,,,
katie says – reply to this

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did u see the trials?! michael rocked that water like it was a drug!
penal says – reply to this

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I like their faces, but there is just something not right with their lower torso areas…wearing their shorts THAT low makes it look wierd, seriously. It would have been so much sexier if they had pulled them up a bit.

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