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Awful. Hideous. Wrong.

Filed under: Canadialand > Music Minute

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Canadian rockers Nickelback are the latest musicians to get Live Nation-ed.

Why????

They suck so hard!

According to a new report, Nickelback's worldwide contract with Live Nation will cover three touring and album cycles, with an option for a fourth.

The deal also gives Live Nation rights to Nickelback recordings, DVDs, merchandise and endorsements.

No numbers were revealed.

BUT, the band's last tour, sold more than 1.5 million tickets and grossed more than $67 million.

WTF?

We just can't believe so many people paid to see them play 'music'.

Maybe it was a fluke that the band did so well?

Unlike Madonna or U2, we don't think the Nation has a "sure thing" with this investment!

[Image via WENN.]



333 comments to “Awful. Hideous. Wrong.”

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  1. 1

    I actually like their music even though the lead singer looks like a wet rat

  2. me says – reply to this


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    Guess you only think electronic programmed (without any instruments and all done on computer) music is good? I"ve seen them live. They are awesome.

  3. your says – reply to this


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    your an idiot. Nickelback is awesome, just b/c they aren't some lame ass review your getting paid to put up on your site. Your an idiot.

  4. Marin says – reply to this


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    Agree w/ you WHOLE HEARTEDLY Perez - all their songs suck and sound the same!

  5. meg says – reply to this


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    wow

  6. jen says – reply to this


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    I can't understand who would like this crap for music. And that annoying "Rockstar" song is a waste of tape. I don't know what kind of simple-minded moron would hear it and say "oh I gotta by this CD". It's as bad as country music for idiot simpletons.

  7. Gwen says – reply to this


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    News Flash Perez, just because you don't like a band doesn't mean others don't. You do not dictate the music industry.

  8. RCC says – reply to this


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    THANK YOU PEREZ!!! Everytime I hear their music I feel like a nail is scratching on my spine….hideous.

  9. offic says – reply to this


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    They rock!!!

  10. Paty says – reply to this


    10

    Oh….I like you Perez…but this coming from a guy that thinks that Jonas Brothers are good…sorry, just can´t take that seriously.

  11. cayla says – reply to this


    11

    first? and ur so righttt shiteous

  12. Strid says – reply to this


    12

    My Dear Dear Perez… Why don't you look at the stats and see how many CD's this group sold, before you talk out of your fat ass. I am slowly losing respect for you.

  13. Carly says – reply to this


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    1st! also Nickelback sux

  14. Ash says – reply to this


    14

    Shut up perez. Nickelback rocks you suck. That's why no one is coming to your site you Madonna worshipper.

  15. Kris says – reply to this


    15

    Nickelback is a fantastic band. Perez you need to open your ears to all types of music. Sometimes your close minded about different areas and it really surprised me



  16. 16

    and whats up with the arm from the left punching him? haha classic

  17. sal says – reply to this


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    i just like that he looks like hes about to get punched in the face :)

  18. ugh says – reply to this


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    i'm not a fan of nickelback in any way, i change the station when their music comes on the radio. that being said, a friend of mine won tickets to see them here a few years back and dragged me with him (hey, it was free, and i did like the opening band). i gotta say, they are a really good live band, MUCH better than they come across on the radio.

    sure, most of their songs sound alike but they play heavier live and sound great without all the heavy album production. i found them to be pretty entertaining, Chad knows how to work the crowd, that's for sure. and surprisingly, he looks MUCH better in person than in pics. i really don't get why people buy their albums, but having seen them live, i can understand the high ticket sales.

  19. sheen says – reply to this


    19

    dfhgljdfglfsd

  20. ES says – reply to this


    20

    Okay so he's not the best looking but Nickleback are awsome!

  21. MilaP says – reply to this


    21

    Nickleback ROCKS!

    C'mon Perez, there is more to life than club music…

  22. jen says – reply to this


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    Aw, give them a break, the guy can sing

  23. Rip says – reply to this


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    Again, you are not someone who should be telling ANYONE what is "good music" Perez.

  24. sarah says – reply to this


    24

    FIRST

  25. Gwen says – reply to this


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    What crawled up your ass and died Jen? A little hostile much?

  26. ABgrl says – reply to this


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    Nickleback have more talent in their pinky fingers than you do in your entire trashy American body.
    If I based my likes and dislikes on what you said, I would hate everyone in the world except Madonna and Sir Boring Elton John.

  27. Tank says – reply to this


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    Yep. They suck…but guess what, they're HUGELY popular…HUGE. Surprised Perezzers doesn't know that….hmmmm.

  28. la says – reply to this


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    NICKELBACK ROCKS! LISTEN TO THE WORDS AND THEY ARE THE BEST EVER!

  29. alish says – reply to this


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    Nickelback is a great band, Perez you don't know shit!

  30. Angry says – reply to this


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    Seriously Perez they play music it may not be to your liking or your type of music but dont put someones art down like that… its your opinion.. yes! But you dont have to be rude. There live show was truly amazing. They are professionals at what they do.

  31. la says – reply to this


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    NICKELBACK ROCKS! LISTEN TO THE WORDS AND THEY ARE THE BEST EVER!

  32. N-Bac says – reply to this


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    You're an idiot. Nickleback might not be your type of music, but obviously it's someones. Everytime you turn the radio on you can hear a song of theirs. They churn out hit after hit. To the point where each album spawns up to 6 hits.

    THey aren't my type of music, but the investment is wise on Live Nation's behalf. It beats the signing of a 50 year-old, hall of fame baseball player ruiner, hasn't had a hit album in 20 years, can't sell tickets to her dumb show, seahag.



  33. 33

    Are you kidding Perez??? I love Nickelback, get your ears checked boo boo!

  34. David says – reply to this


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    Perez, you don't know anything.

  35. Marky says – reply to this


    35

    Your musical opinions are unwanted, so please stick to gossip.

  36. BRP says – reply to this


    36

    Yes, in fact, they do suck! Every "song" sounds like the last one!

  37. Cindy says – reply to this


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    Re: jen – You call them idiots, yet you can't spell *buy* ;)

  38. britt says – reply to this


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    perez i don't know what ur talking about Nickleback is fucking amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  39. natmo says – reply to this


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    Just because you only like gay pop, doesn't mean that Nickelback sucks! Your tastes does not run to rock, you only like electronic butt music!!!

  40. kayt says – reply to this


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    i hate their music it all sounds the same i hope their label drops them!

  41. Beth says – reply to this


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    Worst band EVER.

  42. Dani says – reply to this


    42

    I know you THINK you're the music expert but not everyone is solely interested in music that make the gays go nuts. Try not to inflate your own ego Perez. You've been lucky a few times in predicting, but you are NOT Clive Davis. ***Reality Check***

  43. clown says – reply to this


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    I like Nickleback actually… its good old school rock!

  44. Vicki says – reply to this


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    Well Perez….gonna call ya on this one…..hmmmm???? Let's see - how many disc's have Nickleback sold say versus ANY of your euro trash crap…???

    I thought so - they may not be extremely original but they get the job done.

  45. T says – reply to this


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    They actually are GREAT live, they all are very talented instrumentalists… aren't 'manufactured' pop…

  46. rober says – reply to this