Awful. Hideous. Wrong.
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Canadian rockers Nickelback are the latest musicians to get Live Nation-ed.
Why????
They suck so hard!
According to a new report, Nickelback's worldwide contract with Live Nation will cover three touring and album cycles, with an option for a fourth.
The deal also gives Live Nation rights to Nickelback recordings, DVDs, merchandise and endorsements.
No numbers were revealed.
BUT, the band's last tour, sold more than 1.5 million tickets and grossed more than $67 million.
WTF?
We just can't believe so many people paid to see them play 'music'.
Maybe it was a fluke that the band did so well?
Unlike Madonna or U2, we don't think the Nation has a "sure thing" with this investment!
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I actually like their music even though the lead singer looks like a wet rat
Guess you only think electronic programmed (without any instruments and all done on computer) music is good? I"ve seen them live. They are awesome.
your an idiot. Nickelback is awesome, just b/c they aren't some lame ass review your getting paid to put up on your site. Your an idiot.
Agree w/ you WHOLE HEARTEDLY Perez - all their songs suck and sound the same!
wow
I can't understand who would like this crap for music. And that annoying "Rockstar" song is a waste of tape. I don't know what kind of simple-minded moron would hear it and say "oh I gotta by this CD". It's as bad as country music for idiot simpletons.
News Flash Perez, just because you don't like a band doesn't mean others don't. You do not dictate the music industry.
THANK YOU PEREZ!!! Everytime I hear their music I feel like a nail is scratching on my spine….hideous.
They rock!!!
Oh….I like you Perez…but this coming from a guy that thinks that Jonas Brothers are good…sorry, just can´t take that seriously.
first? and ur so righttt shiteous
My Dear Dear Perez… Why don't you look at the stats and see how many CD's this group sold, before you talk out of your fat ass. I am slowly losing respect for you.
1st! also Nickelback sux
Shut up perez. Nickelback rocks you suck. That's why no one is coming to your site you Madonna worshipper.
Nickelback is a fantastic band. Perez you need to open your ears to all types of music. Sometimes your close minded about different areas and it really surprised me
and whats up with the arm from the left punching him? haha classic
i just like that he looks like hes about to get punched in the face
i'm not a fan of nickelback in any way, i change the station when their music comes on the radio. that being said, a friend of mine won tickets to see them here a few years back and dragged me with him (hey, it was free, and i did like the opening band). i gotta say, they are a really good live band, MUCH better than they come across on the radio.
sure, most of their songs sound alike but they play heavier live and sound great without all the heavy album production. i found them to be pretty entertaining, Chad knows how to work the crowd, that's for sure. and surprisingly, he looks MUCH better in person than in pics. i really don't get why people buy their albums, but having seen them live, i can understand the high ticket sales.
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Okay so he's not the best looking but Nickleback are awsome!
Nickleback ROCKS!
C'mon Perez, there is more to life than club music…
Aw, give them a break, the guy can sing
Again, you are not someone who should be telling ANYONE what is "good music" Perez.
FIRST
What crawled up your ass and died Jen? A little hostile much?
Nickleback have more talent in their pinky fingers than you do in your entire trashy American body.
If I based my likes and dislikes on what you said, I would hate everyone in the world except Madonna and Sir Boring Elton John.
Yep. They suck…but guess what, they're HUGELY popular…HUGE. Surprised Perezzers doesn't know that….hmmmm.
NICKELBACK ROCKS! LISTEN TO THE WORDS AND THEY ARE THE BEST EVER!
Nickelback is a great band, Perez you don't know shit!
Seriously Perez they play music it may not be to your liking or your type of music but dont put someones art down like that… its your opinion.. yes! But you dont have to be rude. There live show was truly amazing. They are professionals at what they do.
NICKELBACK ROCKS! LISTEN TO THE WORDS AND THEY ARE THE BEST EVER!
You're an idiot. Nickleback might not be your type of music, but obviously it's someones. Everytime you turn the radio on you can hear a song of theirs. They churn out hit after hit. To the point where each album spawns up to 6 hits.
THey aren't my type of music, but the investment is wise on Live Nation's behalf. It beats the signing of a 50 year-old, hall of fame baseball player ruiner, hasn't had a hit album in 20 years, can't sell tickets to her dumb show, seahag.
Are you kidding Perez??? I love Nickelback, get your ears checked boo boo!
Perez, you don't know anything.
Your musical opinions are unwanted, so please stick to gossip.
Yes, in fact, they do suck! Every "song" sounds like the last one!
Re: jen – You call them idiots, yet you can't spell *buy*
perez i don't know what ur talking about Nickleback is fucking amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just because you only like gay pop, doesn't mean that Nickelback sucks! Your tastes does not run to rock, you only like electronic butt music!!!
i hate their music it all sounds the same i hope their label drops them!
Worst band EVER.
I know you THINK you're the music expert but not everyone is solely interested in music that make the gays go nuts. Try not to inflate your own ego Perez. You've been lucky a few times in predicting, but you are NOT Clive Davis. ***Reality Check***
I like Nickleback actually… its good old school rock!
Well Perez….gonna call ya on this one…..hmmmm???? Let's see - how many disc's have Nickleback sold say versus ANY of your euro trash crap…???
I thought so - they may not be extremely original but they get the job done.
They actually are GREAT live, they all are very talented instrumentalists… aren't 'manufactured' pop…
This from a Gaylord who promotes nothing but Queer music. Anything you like is a reason for me not to listen to it. Nickelback ROCKS hard. Mario, you also said Coldplay sucks and a marriott of other great bands! You have the worst taste in models, music and clothing known to man or beast. Fuck you!
i love them! specially the music 'animals'
nickelback is an amazing band that is why people buy tickets to see them play amazing music just because u dont like them perez doesnt mean other people dont
it would be one of the greatest days of my life if i could see them live i really hope to someday
Your gayness is showing. The straights love Nickelback.
they suck so hard? how so? at least they dont lip synch like madonna.
You are so right Perez. Nickelback SUCKS HARD!
Just like assholes, everyones got an opinion.
i love nickelback… grow up, perez.
Personally, I can't stand Nickelback and think they play a boring (although, unoffensive) brand of rock, but how can you be surprised about Live Nation's interest? They're currently the best-selling conventional rock act in the world and their concerts routinely sell out everywhere. Artistically, you can question their merit, but from a business standpoint, this is a no-brainer.
Looking at the majority of the responses and ummmm… THEY DISAGREE WITH YOU, DUMBASS! Once again proving you don't know jack shit about music just like you can't sell shit @ Hot Topic (your numbers are proving to be the worst selling "brand" in their history but you won't mention that, will you?).
a "marriott" of other great bands. Pick up a dictionary please. The word is myriad. All the bolding in the world doesn't make up for stupid.
Nickleback's music is horrible. Chad does work hard and has worked hard to get them where they are, so respect for that , but the music all sounds the same.
Perez, you have no taste when it comes to good music.
These guys are really good…you are too gay to appreciate..
oh and where's the canadian love asshole?!?!
Shut the hell up Perez. Nickelback is wa better than any shit you listen to. What, you don't like them because they aren't emo, or even better, gay? Get a fuckin' life.
I VISIT YOUR SITE EVERY DAY BUT I DON'T AGREE WITH THIS ONE. I GOT ANNOYED ONCE THEY BECAME MAINSTREAM BUT STILL….THEY ARE GOOD.
Re: Mike – Whoops…"inoffensive".
Dude they rock.
Hey Perez, I actually like Nickelback, okay! I guess I see why you don't though. You're gay, understood. But yes, I'm from Canada (Vancouver Island!!), and I like Nickelback! Not LOVE, but like….
Perez not liking Nickelback is actually a compliment to them. Perez has shit taste in music.
Nickelback is an awesome group. What is wrong with you?????????
ARE YOU INSANE? Nickleback is AMAZING
Perez you don't know shit about the music biz, even though you get paid to put up pure shit you call music on your site. I know you wish they'd cover copa cabanna but they most likely will not. Remember P, not everybodys a gay male into electronic crap from a machine…
Talkin' shit about yet another band, fatass? Just STFU!
Why don't you STFU. All the music you seem to like/promote here is just horrible. You have no musical taste.
Soooo Disagree, Nickelback is one of the best new bands out there. Are you kidding me it was starting to feel like there weren't any bands that could produce good sounds with decent lyrics, Nickelback hit both of those areas up. They deserve to be recognized for all of there hard work. The only one Sucking so hard here is PEREZ.
I agree.. you have to see them live. they put on the BEST show ever! Don't diss em unless you see them!
Fat Nipple, Nickleback are not any lamer than you are !!
nickelback was one of the best concerts I have ever seen. They are awesome with the crowd.
gotta agree with 'ugh' on this one (see post way above by that name)
i wouldn't walk across the street to listen to this band, and i generally change the station if one of their tunes comes on (although i'll admit they've got one or two that i really like) but Perez, what you obviously don't get is that the vast majority of the music buying public generally likes the classic rock sound…it's tried and true and just keeps on going…witness the large selection of classic rock stations throughout the country….most folks are happy enough if they get an ol AC/DC track, a couple of Zepplin or old Aerosmith tunes, and the odd nickleback song… I may not be a massive fan, and neither may you, but the fact remains that a lot of folks buy their albums and even more want to see them live….and by all accounts (just look at some on this very message board) Nickback apparently has a wicked live show…..dude..you gotta give credit where credit is due…even if you're not a fan….and the credit goes to this band and it's lead singer (who also seems to be their inhouse smart-guy when it comes to working the music business…I've heard that the dude is pretty sharp when it comes to marketing his band)
Re: STFUP – i completley agree he has crappy music taste he says he loves canada yet he hates one of our best known bands like wtf?
Eat a dick, felcher.
Perez,
Don't be such a bloody wanker! Nickelback ! great! greater live! They rock!
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NICKELBACK
nickleback rocks!go canada!!!
Are you jealous, Perez? Seems like it. Get a fucking life. Their last tour sold $67 million - THAT'S WHY THEY'VE GOT A DEAL WITH
Maybe he can get another new set of fake horse teeth with that money !!!
IM NOT SAYING THEYRE THE BEST BAND EVER, BUT PEREZ, YOU WOULDNT KNOW GOOD MUSIC IF IT BIT YOU ON THE ASS THEN SAT ON YOUR FACE!
tub o gossip,
i would never stick up for a lame band like nickleback but Madonna is yesterdays, nay, last decades news. her new music sucks, her tour hasn't been selling well and she's an adulterer. you're all high and mighty with other celebs but like when Paris made you before, you can't get your fat nose out of madonna's boney ass.
Shut up Perez. They are a great band.
Perez is a sad lil wanker who wouldn't know good music if it bit him in the a**. Come on really who puts up so many pictures and signs of themselves lol. Just a wanker looking for attention…ugh and we give it too him…
I abhor Nickelback. Always have, always will. All their songs sound the same. It's not surprising that so many people like them because most people are idiot simpletons.
perez you are lame your taste in music is terrible (most of the time!)
Nickelback are actual musicians who put on a kick ass rock show. there is a reason they sell out almost every show they put on.
FUCK! Nickleback sucks my ass.
Every night.
Thank you Perez! Nickelback is the biggest joke on the radio! I thought the Rockstar song was a parody, its atrociously stupid! Who ever is a fand is a mindless c$@t. Livenation must realize how many idiots go to see their show, at least they're profiting off you morons.
Wht r u talking about? There awesome. Ur a doofus.
Not all of us like the 'techno' music that you do Perez. Different strokes for different folks.
Nickelback rocks out live concerts.
$67 million…hmm instead of buying tickers maybe that money could have been invested in condoms to prevent the idiot Nickelback fans from breeding…
how is Madonna music? i like nicekback, a lot.
I`m not saying this because I happen to be Canadian BUT regardless of whether or not you like their music on the radio, I think you need to take the time to check out a Nickelback concert yourself before you decide they suck so bad….and no the last tour was not a fluke….I have seen every tour since their first album and have had a blast everytime!!! They put on a great live concert with a very laid back, party type atmosphere.
Not surprising that you don't like Nickelback. Queers usually don't like rock music unless it's made by someone that make them wet in the panties.
They ROCK. It's real music.
Well Perez usually I agree with you but seeing you write this actually just pisses me off. If you actually looked up Nickelback you would see that even though you think they may "suck" they're actually quite popular and the fact that their Canadian and have achieved so much is something most Canadian's are proud of. So coming from a Canadian all I'm trying to say is don't bash them for shit that you couldn't do in your wildest dreams. Sorry Perez you're not that cool yet
Nickelback is great! I don't know what you're talking about Big P.
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Nickelback ROCKS. Perez you seriously have no taste in music. Actually you seriously don't have taste in anything. the numbers don't like. "sold more than 1.5 million tickets and grossed more than $67 million"
Oh and I bet you they'll keep right up there with Madonna and U2…if not better