Borat Bruno Does Arkansas
Filed under: Anglophilia > Film Flickers > Sacha Baron Cohen > Bill Clinton
Bill Clinton's peeps got punk'd!
According to local Arkansan media, crowds in the cities of Texarkana and Fort Smith who "came for the lure of cage fighting and $1 beer" were treated to the spectacle of men ripping each others' clothes off and kissing.
Bruno strikes again!
We hope the film crew got the "enraged audience" clips they hoped for.
The source reports that Texarkana's police captain said a red flag was raised before the show at the fairgrounds. 'Promoters' asked for 10 plainclothes officers. Four officers answered the call but were asked to sign release and liability waivers. The four also learned that they were to be plants in the audience who would try to rile the crowd.
In Fort Smith, a police sargent said 18 off-duty officers provided security AND that the two men in the 'show' went right up to the line of the city's morality laws. The crowd reportedly booed and threw beers. It took the police about 45 minutes to clear the arena!
"Bruno's" publicist said he had no comment about the faked fights.
Anyone have pictures?? Or, even better, video?
$1 beers and guys kissing in a ring sounds hot to us!
Can you imagine what outfits they wore!!!!
[Image via Mavrix Online.]
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You are such a fucking flaming homo!
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THAT'S HOT!!
i loved borat and i bet bruno is gonna b awesome!!!
I don't find him funny at all, but he is one sexy beast. And you don't necissarily need to talk during sex so it works out fine.
"$1 beer and men kissing in a ring sounds hot to us…"
Who cares what you think is hot?! This isn't a personal myspace page, it's supposed to be about entertainment news. Newsflash: What you think is hot is NOT NEWS.
I think Sascha Baron Cohen is one of the sexiest men alive in the world today.
I've never been more proud to be Arkansan in my life.
TEAM PENGUIN!
Re: Novel – This isn't supposed to be entertainment news, it's supposed to be a BLOG. You're not obligated to read it, so go back to TMZ.
TEAM PENGUIN!
Re: Novel – This is a blog, idiot. He can write whatever he wants.
People need to lighten the FUCK UP!! HAHAHAH! That's awesome!
I love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What a bunch of inbred homophobes. Can't wait to see the movie!
dang, my sister-in-law LOVES sacha - and we were only 60 miles away from the man show
man i live in fort smith. i know someone that went to that "fight" they were they wtf was that!!!! i wish i would of been there!
They are lucky they did not die. In the South you will get beat up for being gay
Im from Fort smith!! we shouldve came outta them stands and beat the shit outta fuck face sacha.
Bruno rocks!
JIMMYJAZZ IN THE MOTHERFUCKING HOUSE YO! TOO FUCKING HOT!! MEN RIPPING EACH OTHER'S CLOTHS OFF AND DEEP TOUNGING EACH OTHER
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SOUND LIKE THE CAMPING TRIP I JUST GOT BACK FROM!!!! I WAS IN KENTUCKY CAMPING WITH THREE STUDS…WE HAD PRIVACY SO WE WASTED NO TIME RIPPING EACH OTHER'S SHIRTS OFF AND GETTING DOWN TO OUR JOCKSTRAPS AND CONSTRUCTION BOOTS. MAN ON MAN MUSCLE TION. AND I'VE GOTTEN PRETTY TONED!!
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THERE IS NOTHING MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN A MUSCLED MALE BODY WITH THICK MUSCULAR THIGHS AND A ROCK HARD ROUND BUBBLE ASS!!!
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THEY'RE COMING OVER LATER…TO MY POOL PARTY AND I TOLD THESE STUDS THAT SPEEDOS ARE REQUIRED. I'M GOING TO OIL UP THEIR STUDLY THIGHS… HATERS OUT THERE…DON'T BOTHER CALLING ME A FAG…THAT'S ALREADY BEEN WELL ESTABLISHED. TIME TO STRIP DOWN TO MY SPEEDO FOR MY MEN. JAZZ OUT.
SBC is such a DOUCHE!!! He isn't funny, he is down right NASTY and RUDE. He made a complete ass out of himself infront of the Israli leaders. HE IS THE ONLY ONE THAT THINKS HE IS FUNNY!!!
I bet he was that guy in college that would drink a bottle of hot sauce just to get people to pay attention to him.
GO BACK TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM. WE DON'T WANT YOU HERE!!!!!!!!
Re: JJAZZ – Number 24, JimmyJazz, you are the ultimate in bootylicious.
Holy SHIT! Something happened in the fort, and I missed it!?! What the hell! I can't believe I wasn't there. =(
And ps. There are SOME people from Arkansas that are not inbred homophobes. Seeing some dressed up dudes kiss was not what those people went there to see.
And ps again. I am so stoked that Fort Smith was mentioned on PEREZHILTON.COM! =D
Perez, you should call up Sacha and ask him to put you in the next show. That would be so hilarious! Refer him to your bathroom video. I'm sure he'll love it!
He is gorgeous!
Cue the obligatory Arkansas inbred comments.
Arkanzin
HE'S SEXY MAN!
thank you halle. they werent there to see some gay guys makin out. believe me if they were.. they wouldve had there shot guns too!!! im proud to be from arkansas bitches!!
ohh yes!!!
I love bruno!
krank it aaup!
Re: melli – JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU BIGOT BITCH!!!! I'M SURE U'RE PROUD THAT UR SO FUCKING IGNORANT ABOUT GAY PEOPLE. YOU SHOULD ALSO BE PROUD TO BE STUPID AND FAT…STAY IN THE MALL WHERE YOU BELONG.
I'm not a homophobe, but I'm on the fence about this movie. It might be hilarious, but still….. As for Cohen, I've seen some vicious fights takes place in the audience in MMA fights and people were going out on stretchers- and that was on a good night. He was lucky a major riot didn't break out and get quickly out of control and go after them! While I don't, I know lots of these people have guns in their cars and are just itching to use them! I hate to say it, but it sounds like a good way to get a new piercing in his head. Caution brother. There are sometimes limits for a good reason.
Is it me or does he look amazing in that picture? I mean,I enever thought I would find "Borat" attractive =P
Re: buhby – oh im sorry did i offend a homo??? fuck you. i think everyones entitled to there on opinion so fuck off
Okay, I was just saying that I can see why people that went to see one thing got upset because that's not what they got. I have NO PROBLEM with the gays. Trust me! I am like the Kathy Griffin of Arkansas. My BEST friends are gay, and I love them. I know Arkansas isn't as tolerable as California, but it isn't as bad as gay people getting blasted by hillbillies with shotguns. Really. We are not all ignorant.
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you really need to find pictures of this, I love it! how funny:)
If a man in Arkansas divorces his wife, is she still his sister??
i live in texarkana…why did i not hear about this?!
Lol, like this wouldn't have happened in any other state. Even in precious, "progressive" California this would have happened. It's a wrestling match, so of course it's going to attract a rowdy group of people. Advertise a man-on-man make out session involving the star of Borat and a different crowd would be there.
Re: Halle –
Agreed. Most people you meet who live in Fort Smith are not hillbillies. We actually are normal people. Although they shouldn't have lured people in by advertising for a cage fight. I probably would have gone if they would have just advertised for the movie. Would have been better than nothing. Don't just our city because we're from Arkansas. We're people too. Thanks.
Re: Arkan –
Um yeah about that… no. Hardly anyone is like that there. So don't even go there with that.
I live in FS and think this is brilliant. Being a liberal, gay, non-hillbilly resident, I think this was a great slap in the face to the overwhelming conservatism that seems to run rampant here.
P.S. Before you stereotype us all, just know that there's a few of us here that are in touch with the REAL world. I have a full set of 32 teeth, a clean accent, and I read Perez every day.
Ha! Love it!
Hey, Melli & like-minded friends, I was born & raised in the South, & congrats: you've successfully lived up to the old Southern stereotype. Do you think you could sound like *more* of an ignorant, bigoted hick? People like you are such an embarrassment. (Oh, and learn to spell.)
Arkansas is exactly like every other state; I highly doubt that there were engraged crowds! I mean, seriously, Arkansas is very nice with great people — none of which are inbred homophobes.. Shel. You are ignorant.. period. You should LEARN a little more and talk a little LESS.
'm actually from t-town; that's badass
i LOVE that a brit comes to america to rub straight rednecks faces in their own shitty homophobia!!! HA,HA,HA! PUNKED AND OWNED!!!!!
I live in Texarkana and it was the most exciting thing to happen here since
the Civil War
Re: dleslie –
LOL
i am from Ft Smith but i live in Conway now and I had no idea I really wish that I had been there but since I am not a redneck I would have never gone to a "cage fight" whatever that is
hahaha! I am from FORT SMITH, ARKANSAS! How crazzzzy!!!
I LOVE HIM!!!!!!! I can't wait to see this movie!!!!!!!
i live in arkansas and i never heard anything about this…
SMELLI MELLI YOU MIGHT DEFEND YOUR SLIMEBALL WHITETRASH COMMENTS ABOUT BEATING IN THE FACES OF GAY PEOPLE BUT DONT ACT SURPISED WHEN YOU GET A RESPONSE. AND DONT DEFEND YOUR COMMENTS AS "JUST AN OPINION".THE SOUTH HAS THE MOST BIGOTED VIOLENT AND UNEDUCATED TRASH IN THIS COUNTRY,IS ANYONE SURPRISED BY THEIR VIOLENT OUTBURSTS AFTER SEEING TWO GUYS KISSING. THESE VIOLENT SOUTHERN HICKS HAD MORALITY ISSUES,WOW,WERENT THESE DIRTY HICKS THERE TO SEE TWO PEOPLE ALMOST KILL EACH OTHER,THATS MORALITY,LOL,THIS SCUM WILL BE LAUGHED AT BY BLUE STATE AMERICA FOR BEING THE LOWLIFE VIOLENT BIGOT SCUM THAT THEY ARE. THANK YOU SASCHA
sooo cute
he is gorgeous
I really hate these people talking about the celebrities or rich men joined the famous sugar daddy and sugar baby service !!!.S u g a r b a b y d a t e . c o m Could you people please have a break?
Re: sam – Sam, don't be a hater.
I love it! I live in Fort Smith, but I didn't hear anything about this so-called fight. Hmmmm..
I'm from T-Town and who cares about this shit! Blue states can kiss my country ass! Go HOME yankee!
I'm from Fort Smith and I'm really surprised that I didn't hear of this from anyone before seeing it on here! I wonder what made those two towns be the ones that he picked because it seems like there could be places that would definitely give a more "intense" response like he was apparently looking for.
I'm not sure why everyone is giving such flack to Arkansas; I don't think people from here are any different than people from anywhere else in the country. You can go anywhere in America and find plenty of people that would not enjoy sitting and drinking a beer while watching men kiss each other. However, I imagine there were also plenty of people there who laughed the whole thing off and saw it as an obvious joke rather than reaching for the nearest chair to throw.
Arkansas and much of the south may not be as comfortable with certain ideas and lifestyles as other parts of the country but is in no way completely populated with the inbred, ignorant, hillbilly, and so on, people that some others characterize us as. To say otherwise makes you look as ignorant and stupid as you are calling others.
p.s. I'm a little surprised to see so many fellow Arkies reading perez, not to mention it being mentioned on here!
You know, I was really prepared for people to start slamming Arkansas for this. But I'm very happy to see so many people standing up for it. As a proud Fort Smithian myself, I have to say yay
I find the whole situation hilarious. I'm pretty certain you would have gotten the same reaction out of the crowd had this been done in Ohio. You lie to people then start flaunting acts that they're still closted about and look what happens
YAY FORT SMITH!
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i personally have met some inbreds so to say there arent any is a lie. but arkansans are not ALL inbred homophobes. they lead better and less stressful lives than californians thats for sure. except for tyson. i fucking hate that company. ick.
Sacha is so very sexy!!
By the way, Perez, "Sargent" is an artist and "Sergeant" is a law enforcement rank.
damn I wish I had known or i'd have gone! I'm not too horribly far from there. I