Dopey Stings Sting
Keep her away from the dark side!
Sting's teenaged daughter, Coco, is reportedly getting quite cozy with junkie god Pete Doherty.
Shambolic Dopey was spotted lying down in Coco's tent at the Glastonbury music fest recently.
Needless to say, Sting went ape shit when he heard the news, sources report.
Apparently, Pete and Coco's friendship is 'blossoming' after they met at a Soho jazz bar in London.
Pete's supposedly helping her develop her songwriting and guitar skills.
Why take advice from a drug-addled loser?
We don't get it. His songs aren't even as good as Winehouse's!
Looks like Sting's daughter rebelling to us!
Coco, whatever you do, don't share his needle or…fuck him.
God knows what you'd contract.
Grrrosss.
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How sad. Junkies suck.
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leave pete alone. he has more talent that you ever will fucking fat ass
EWW.
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why not get songwriting advice from pops?
Ugh.
Crack Head.
I wouldn't touch him with a 10-foot pole, but his music is fucking genius!! Stop trying to act like you know dick about music, Perez!!
Pete has way better songs then Amy!
Ever hear the whole Shorter's Nation album?
Fucking brilliant!
Well, The Libertines- Up the Bracket album (and maybe even their 2nd album) is far better than anything Winehouse has ever done.
but i bet you've never listened to it eh perez?
Maybe if Sting and Trudy could straighten out their sex lives and not live in orgies, they'd be better parents. Gag!!!
While in most cases i agree with what you say Perez, i have to call you on this one…. Pete is a musical genius. Even when he's cracked out on whatever…
Little Coco says to Pete, "I Burn for You"………my Dad wrote it!
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Pete Doherty was playing music years before he became a drug addict and is very talented. I personally don't like either the Libertines or Babyshambles but only because I don't like that style of music, but even I can recognize it's top-notch in it's genre. He might be more known for his drug habit than his music but why is it that he's famous at all? They don't put every drugged out "musician" on magazine covers unless they have talent making it tragic that such a brilliant musician succumbed to addiction
***>>>NOW STING AND HIS DAUGHTER HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON ,NOW THEY BOTH SUCK!!!!
LOOKS LIKE STING ISNT THE ONLY ONE WHO SUCKS IN THE FAMILY!!!!!!!
KATIE HOLMES LOOKS LIKE PETE DOHERTY
If that were my daughter, I'd smack some sense into her! This is the same guy who got a kitten high. He is dangerous.
sorry but Pete is a fucking amazing, songwritter
did you ever hear his songs?
Pete has more talent in his fingernail thatn Amy Winehouse. The Libertines were a better band than the police. Yeah i said it you fat fuck.
He would not know what "STUNG" him, if he came near my daughter!
Take your child and run!
despite how big of a fuck up he is, he is a good musician, and personally prefer his over amy whinehouse….So to bash his musical abilities is a little immature.
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Well fuck you Perez! Sting's songs are 100x better than Wino's. He's way more intelligent than that druggie. And he's the best bass player ever. Don't mess with my bass god, dude!!!!!
His son Joe rocks too–in his band Fiction Plane.
Re: Bass –
Pete's songs are better than Wino's too.
It was hard to understand your mish-mash writing style.
It's very twisted & garbled at times.
Sometimes you can't tell which insult is being directed at WHOM.
Pete's a way better musician than Amy Winehouse. Maybe if you'd actually heard a song of his you'd know. Try listening to the Libertines.
Yeah his songs arn't az good az Winehouse's, THEY'RE BETTER!!!!!!!! ♪HERE COMES A DELIVERY…♪
Pete♥Doherty iz totally my favorite !!! I think he's got the best lyrics I've ever heard!
Re: YES – Send Perez a "Seperated At Birth" of them via his e-mail! And if U pray real hard he *juuust* might post it! ♥
Ever heard of The Libertines? Idiot.
I thought Doperty was still in jail. How did her get out? And WHEN???
Even if he is a drug attic I still love Pete
Even if he is a drug addict I still love him but I've never heard his music so that just makes me kind of creepy.
they made a song together, it was on pete's youtube but it got deleted. Coco can really sing. Also Perez stop harassing pete! Yes, he is addicted to drugs, but so were many other great musical geniuses. He is a great poet and musician.
PEREZCIOUS- give us some DANE COOK!!! POOPFEST '08 ROCKS!!! SUFI!!!!
Sting, the SUPERSTAR , trumps all things Doperty or Winehouse.
Anyone who happends to be a drug addict, teeth rottened, greasy haired, dirty loser is a musician, …fuck no. This loser should be shot. He is such a rat looking virus druggie. Fucking sick just looking at his pictures. Sting…better keep him away from your daughter or she will most likely follow in his footsteps!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Save Coco~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sting, sting Pete's a$$. Don't let it get far. If that was my daughter I would kick his ass straight up. Pete ruins lives.
poor sting - just goes to show - money ain't everything! his wife trudy seems like a bIG SNOB who thinks she's hot when she's not - what's the daughter look like?
I feel sorry for the guy, have no clue if he's a bad person or not, but people like that will really drag you down because of their addictions….
Ya know how Sting can go tantric for hours at a time? He can kick ass for that long too…so run while you can, Doherty! Don't mess with Sting, or his family. I heart Sting!!
Pete is so superior to Amy Winehouse. You really don't have a clue about what good music is. Sadly Pete is a junkie… but he's an incredibly talented musician.
Stingk is too busy fucking himself to give a shit about any other human being on the planet.
Re: judge –
love you. and people who recognize talent in something they don't particularly like. more people should put aside biases to recognize greatness whether or not they agree with it. respect!
He is disgusting ugly looking hobit, with really bad teeth and skin.. Stings daughter has got to be the fucking dumbest person to hang out with that crackhead…
He looks greasy and probably smells really bad-YUK!!! How could anyone want to fuck this guy???
maybe she'll convince him to go to rehab
EVERY CANADIAN WANTS TO BE FROM THE U.S. ,BUT THEY'D NEVER ADMIT IT TO AN AMERICAN. I'M FROM CANADA . THIS COUNTRY WORSHPS THE U.S. BUT BUT HAS A THING WHERE MOST OF US THROUGH JEALOUSY SAY ALL KINDS OF NEGATIVE BULLSHIT ABOUT OUR SOUTHERN NEIGHBOURS. SMARTEN THE FUCK UP CANADA
Shut the fuck up Perez! Seriously! Amy Winehouse's songs SECRETLY suck and we ALL know it. PETE DOHERTY IS A GOD.
You can't deny he's a great musician… he's good at what he does… so many of you would like to actually be hanging out with him.. despite his personal substance abuse.. the truth will show..!
Pete is tremendously talented. I'll bet your fat ass can't even name ONE of his songs.
Um, actually, Pete is an amazing musician and songwriter (way better than Winohouse). You clearly don't know jack about music, Perez, as evidenced by your awful picks on the site. Pete may be a drug addict, but he's talented as f&% (probably because of the drugs).
This amuses me, not because of your shit excuse for journalism (that joke is only funny once), but because you label a great musician that worked hard for his success as a "drug-addled loser". I don't think someone who became famous by writing bitchy lies about celebrities on an internet blog site is really in the position to be slandering others. Get a real job, then your opinion might matter
Hello, The Greek Giant here sniffing three lines of pure Bolivian cocaine and forcing Pete Doherty to dust all of the statues and vases in my palatial LA estate in his baby diaper. Next I, The Greek Giant, will pummel his dirty asshole with a toilet plunger and then call pest control.
Meanwhile, you impoverished American bums must not answer your telephones all week due to a crackdown on Budweiser guzzling heathens who never pay their credit card bills. That is all.
Actually, Pete Doherty's songs are amazing, and genius.
gotta agree i think petes songs are way way better…
i love pete! wtf is coco
WOW - I never heard of a girl being attracted to a 'bad boy' before.
It's awsome what you learn from Perez Hilton.
yeah fuk u Perez..u secretly LOVE Peter I know…..he is way Beter than Winehouse…he did a 5! hour concert by himself a couple of weeks back and played 37 songs on acoustic..lets see wino do that even tho she's a great singer her voice and performance lately are horrible..but pete keeps it together!!! and his lyrics are straight poetic..we luv u in the USA Bilo…see u soon Genius!
PS…more Mickey Avalon coverage now that's gon be the junkie of 09
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It's kinda funny, because Pete Doherty says the same thing about your fat arse Hilton.
his songs aren't even as good as winehouses? don't you remember the libertines? perhaps one of the best bands in the world, amy winehouse doesn't even come close.
they have played together before but the rest is all lies
Perez's comment should read…Coco don't share a needle with him or fuck you too……and anybody that looks like you.
Fuck this helicoptering parent shit Sting……these kids need to have some ass kicked.
Fuck rehab. This generation has been infantalized and robbed of going into adulthood in a confident manner due to the undermining of parents who can't let go of their own youth. Being a parent makes them feel young. Grow up you assholes.
I consider anyone 30 and under non-adults. I blame helicoptering overindulgent parents for this.
Re: Greek – You are funny. Go eat a falafel.
And wash your goat.
ewwww…. i dont care how talented this guy is LOOK AT HIM!!! his teeth are bright yellow his hair hasent been washed in leap years he is the most disgusting creature i've seen yet! PEOPLE DONT COMPLIMENT THESE CRACK HEADS!!! thats why they think they can do anything and get away with it. His ass shoudnt be making "GENIUS" music he needs to be in full detox, rehab, and someone please take something from the crack fund and get those fangs whitened!!! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
WHY WOULD ANYONE GET MUSIC ADVICE FROM A FREAK LIKE PETE - WHEN YOU HAVE STING AS A FATHER?
Sting should lock his daughter away to keep her from this dope.
Perez-
Just because you like that gay ass euro pop shit and have no idea what actual good rock music is doesnt make you a fucking music critic. And would you finally explain to everyone who the fuck "we" is? You act like you have a fucking posse. Why do you refer to yourself as "we"? You seriously are a fucking retard. A fat one. That diet didn't help your fat pathetic ass. I hope something bad happens to you so everyone can make fun of you. Did your mom molest you? Is that why you act like a bitter loser who is jealous of anyone famous?
ill give you that he's a massive junkie, but he's a really good musician.
if no-where else, the libertines are evidence of that.
If she needed help with guitar and song writing skills, why wouldn't she ask her dad? He actually has talent!
Coco is amazingly talented. Listen to her soundtrack on Doherty's video love letter to Kate Moss. That's her singing and playing guitar. She also wrote Boheimian Love. She is really going places. With or without Doherty.
You don't have a fucking clue Perez. Pete is an amazing songwriter and unfortunately a lot of the media don't like TALENT so they decide to attack his personal life. How about you sit down and actually listen to his work instead of just giving a prejudiced opinion you FUCKING BLOOD-THIRSTY MEDIA VULTURE.
Get off of Doherty's dick. He has more talent than any of the other people you post. The guy is a poet. Anyone who chooses to listen to Katy Perry instead of Pete Doherty has the real problem.
Perez is mainstream to me. Of course he likes Winehouses music better shes on MTV.
Pete is amazing. Drugs doesn't make you a bad person.
It weakens you.