Poor Avril

Avril Lavigne is going to turn 24 years old in September, yet the Canadian singer and "songwriter" still sounds like she's 14!

This video to promote her new fashion line for Kohl's is so unintentionally hilarious.

You must check it out!

    Posted: Jul 8, 2008 at 1:45 pm / Email this  »

    293 comments to “Poor Avril”

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    1. Shayn says – reply to this


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      She is a waste of life.

    2. you says – reply to this


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      oh lord.



    3. 3

      HA HA 1st



    4. 4

      Mabye?

    5. asha says – reply to this


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      shes become so lame
      its sad

    6. denis says – reply to this


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      good god….cheezy.

    7. amaly says – reply to this


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      shes so annoying.
      why would anyone want to buy her clothes.
      and whoahhhhh kohls, kudos avpill!

    8. james says – reply to this


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      2nd! I still love avril!

    9. shann says – reply to this


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      I would love to see her career go down the drain tonight. WHY ARE ALL THESE "CELEBS" COMING OUT WITH CLOTHING LINES?!

    10. Molly says – reply to this


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      She does sound too young to be on TV…..Even I could do better than that. And I'm 15….

    11. Julil says – reply to this


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      I don't see it… she was fine. I think she is annoying, but the video was all right for her fan base, anyway… Poor Avril… she is laughing all the way to the bank! That crap will sell!

      FIRST???

    12. hana says – reply to this


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      Almost as bad as heidi montag

    13. BRAND says – reply to this


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      SO SHE HAS A CUTE VOICE.. NOW Y DONT YOU TALK ABOUT YOUR MAN TITS??

    14. psu says – reply to this


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      you cant even see her eyes…they need to lay off on all the eye liner

    15. steve says – reply to this


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      she has black holes instead of eyes. she has no soul

    16. gwen says – reply to this


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      Kohls is a little low brow. Oh well, I guess it's all she could get.

    17. seven says – reply to this


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      She needs to eat a cheese burger.

    18. hippi says – reply to this


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      she should feel embarrassed, what a disgrace to Canada

    19. Regin says – reply to this


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      She is and always has been a poser.

    20. Kare says – reply to this


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      with a career that is over, who would want to dress like her? Kids used to love her now she is just a wannabe. That was not a good choice by Khols to sell her stuff….will they be the next store down the drain because of a bad decision? We will all be able to thank her if it happens.

    21. toops says – reply to this


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      I wonder if the racoon eyes are sold seperately.

    22. anne says – reply to this


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      she once asked her fans to stop copying her now she want them to buy her clothes??

    23. Lisa says – reply to this


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      She looks like a raccoon…

    24. AmyDJ says – reply to this


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      Uh, Perez… You're not exactly brimming with maturity!



    25. 25

      hahahhaa her clothes are hideous!!!

    26. * says – reply to this


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      i have always hated her music! i never liked her stuff ever. way to whore yourself out avril.

      plus she looks like axl roses love child before he got all that plastic surgery!

    27. eb says – reply to this


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      I would smell her coochie

    28. hello says – reply to this


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      People say the US school system is bad. For a 24-year-old she has the vocabulary of a 3rd grader.

      I feel sorry for her.

    29. Trevo says – reply to this


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      Avril is freakin' rad.

    30. Elle says – reply to this


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      Why is she talking like that?

    31. Cath says – reply to this


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      What's so hilarious?

    32. weird says – reply to this


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      Did anyone notice that she kind of resembles Heidi from the Hills? They have the same annoying voice, the same inability to put together thoughtful sentences, and the same ugly ass stripper blonde-ish hair?

      No wonder they both gross me out.

    33. cambe says – reply to this


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      Why does she wear so much eye make-up? She looks like she has two black eyes.



    34. 34

      Re: Anononon
      SHAME i'm third OH WELL

    35. casey says – reply to this


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      I like Avril.
      Im probably going to buy some Abbey Dawn stuff, because there's a Kohl's like a block away from my house and some of my friends give me gift cards there. :)

    36. jojo says – reply to this


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      her 15 minutes of fame were up 30 minutes ago….

    37. RIB says – reply to this


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      I thought she didnt like her "fans" dressing like her!



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      I'm actually impressed with her fashion line. It wasn't as crappy as I thought it would be. However, she does need to fix her extensions. They look so obvious.

    39. Carol says – reply to this


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      God she looks scarily like Heidi Montag!
      Yuck!

    40. mark says – reply to this


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      I must have missed the funny part.

    41. Perez says – reply to this


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      Why don't you go eat some more shit FATPEZ you clown

    42. luvsx says – reply to this


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      Wow, she would fit right in with my grade 8 students. I usually make it a point to support Canadian artists but Avril is just a twit. Oh well, morons need role models too…

    43. . says – reply to this


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      i hate when "musicians" think they can be real fashion designers just because they have money and know how distinguish to between pink or black…..

    44. Perez says – reply to this


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      Why don't you go eat some more shit FATPEZ you ugly clown

    45. YUP says – reply to this


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      freakin great…somebody told her to smarten up and stop acting like such a debbie-downer! she actually smiled for once and at least was faking like she's happy! i'd be miserable too though….if I was married to the ugliest dude on the planet!! her man looks like somebody smashed a frying pan in his face! he has the perma-stink-look!

    46. twat says – reply to this


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      Hi fat boy , you tried to copy Avrils style for your own clothes line and you bombed because you have NO talent and NO fans .
      Avrild clothes line ABBEY DAWN is going to do good , yours sucks and will be over in 6 months.
      SUCK IT UP FAT BOY

    47. ADUB says – reply to this


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      She may be in a downward spiral but shes def still hot!

    48. Kel says – reply to this


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      You Fuckin Bitch! It's not that ugly!

      U fuckin Drag Queen Perez

    49. Monst says – reply to this


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      Because skull T-shirts are SO fashion forward. Her "design team" hahahaha.

    50. cassi says – reply to this


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      Have you forgotten your own clothing line?? You sound more like a girl than she does!!

    51. ian says – reply to this


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      she's hot!



    52. 52

      she sounds and looks so cute



    53. 53

      As much as i love you perez,
      LEAVE AVRIL ALONE!

    54. What says – reply to this


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      she's a fucking TWIT

      she stole her original look from the streets of TORONTO and then told everyone to "stop" dressing like her…

      UM HELLO BITCH we didn't copy your HICK NAPANEE ASS…you copied US.

    55. HAHA says – reply to this


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      Hi fat boy , you tried to copy Avrils style for your own clothes line and you bombed because you have NO talent and NO fans .
      Avrild clothes line ABBEY DAWN is going to do good , yours sucks and will be over in 6 months.
      SUCK IT UP FAT BOY

    56. kel says – reply to this


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      She's such a douche!!

    57. FOREV says – reply to this


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      OK. I'm 24 and I still love Avril since she started.

      She's talented and beautiful.

      I LOVE HER MUSIC and

      I HATE WHEN PEREZ TALKS SHIT ABOUT GOOD PEOPLE LIKE AVRIL.

      Why do you hate her? u wish u could be AVRIL? just because she didnt want to be your friend, you hate her to death.

      POOR YOU PEREZ, U R STILL FAT AND U LL BE FAT FOREVER.

      U CANT BE SKINNY LIKE THE REST OF US.

      SHAME ON YOU. PUERCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

      PUERCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    58. Abbey says – reply to this


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      why'd that bitch have to use MY first name?!
      of all names. It puts shame to all the Abbeys out there.
      its copyright.

    59. Sandr says – reply to this


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      Isn't this the same girl that used to get pissed off that girls were "imitating" her style? I guess it's okay as long as she is making money off of it. What a loser.

    60. YO says – reply to this


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      She is a bit of a poser.

    61. Melan says – reply to this


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      is it me, or does she speak EXACTLY like heidi Montag!? Ditsy blonde with nothing to offer the world except her corporate whoremanship… they're all about talking points, name lending and doing what they can to milk every last second out of their 15 minutes… vomit

    62. Copyc says – reply to this


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      Same looking clothes as everyone else. She has not come up with anything new or exciting. Same as Heidi,L.C.,Gwen,Fergie,etc. You all are copycats. I am 41 years old and I have seen a plaid skirt with a rocker tee for YEARS.

    63. Min says – reply to this


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      That kinda looks like Perez' clothing line!

    64. alana says – reply to this


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      I am so ashamed that she's from the same place as me! it might be a little more loyal to launch the clothing line in Canada, but no, she has to launch it at Kohl's in the U.S! u know what? FUCK AVRIL! SHE CAN STAY IN THE U.S. AND GET HATED THERE. WHO THE HELL WOULD BUY THIS SHIT? IT'S PROBABLY SO EVEN MORE LITTLE B!TCHES CAN LOOK LIKE A SKANK(AKA AVRIL LAVIGNE)

    65. anon says – reply to this


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      yah yah i agree et al….but, not gonna lie, the purple zebra print jacket is kinda rad. i'd buy that one…..that's it though.

    66. Melan says – reply to this


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      Re: FOREV – you're a douche. P's trying to get healthy… just because you can't seem to find it in you to be the fan of a REAL musician don't take it out on a man who actually has taste

    67. ALLIS says – reply to this


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      eww. punk rock is soooo 5 years ago.

    68. Brook says – reply to this


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      For some reason, Avril Lavigne and Heidi Montag remind so much of each other. Is that weird??

    69. lana says – reply to this


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      its like she never grew up along the way. she not only sounds like a preteen (both voice and substance) but she looks 12. i mean, i', 24 and i would feel embarassed walking down the street looking like that. it needs to be toned down. at least change the pink out of your hair, maybe cut it and make it edgier, u'know, a lil bit more grown up. and the clothes…. ugh. whos gonna buy that shit?

    70. Lene says – reply to this


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      Re: ALLIS

      uhhh..more like 25 years ago.

    71. Karie says – reply to this


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      Sorry, Bitch, but your style is horrendous!

    72. dot says – reply to this


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      What did you expect? She was touring when she should have been going to college.

    73. Jenni says – reply to this


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      i love avril lavigne and abbeyDawn!!*
      SHE'ROCKS!!! honestly nobody likes to be copyy,,*
      and i think abbey dawn is much better than perezhilton linee!
      xoxo love avril

    74. Sarah says – reply to this


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      ..the heavy black eye makeup looks ridiculous..

    75. AB says – reply to this


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      I think the clothes are adorable and so is she!

    76. shmit says – reply to this


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      wtf? abbey dawn? sounds like my grandma's stripper name. eww, I hated looking at those pictures. I still have a clear image of them right before i vomited!

    77. Marly says – reply to this


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      it sounds like perez has a vendetta against Avril……..leave her alone…….sound like someone likes to talk about her a little too much……stop being an ass……leave her alone….she was fine to me in the video. Stop being a hater !!!!!!!!!!!!1

    78. Lesli says – reply to this


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      Can't she sing her OWN lyrics?? She's singing Lenny Kravitz's Love Revolution song, when the video starts…

    79. Tini says – reply to this


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      She makes me cringe so badly. Is she not embarassed and ashamed of herself. If i saw her in the street i would knock her out and i'm not even a violent person. She has a really skullish head shape.

    80. lynn says – reply to this


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      me

    81. Kayla says – reply to this


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      i want a purple zebra hoodie!



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      i think what perez means its that she has a body of a 14yr old so sad no boobies what soever!!!!!!!hahahhaha

    83. pooti says – reply to this


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      what a fuckin skank……

    84. ????? says – reply to this


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      You sound more like a young girl than she does, tubby. You have bigger boobs too.

    85. Subie says – reply to this


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      I'm really not a big fan of Avril but her line looks a bit like yours, Perez and it will probably be affordable since it's at Kohl's….I'm just sayin….

    86. shmit says – reply to this


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      Re: Marly – if u don't like hearing about Avril which is usually in a badway, then don't go on Perez's website. how stupid r u? and get something better to do than sit around reading sh!t about this fuckin hoe. and did Perez ever say he hated her? the name of this post is "Poor Avril" don't u think he has some heart feeling bad for her?

    87. Rut says – reply to this


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      She still dresses like a 14 year old who is obsessed with Hot Topic. -_- She needs to grow up.

    88. Megan says – reply to this


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      I work at a Kohl's. We got her clothing line in early. It's out on the floor now and no one is buying it.

    89. Topic says – reply to this


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      Perez, if there is one thing you should not putting down it's someone else's clothing line. For sure. Yours is like belly up.

    90. Renee says – reply to this


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      PEREZ, you know i love you. However these ads on EVERY video are annoying. I'm not clicking on them anymore…

    91. jonal says – reply to this


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      She has accomplished more at the age of 24 than EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU on staff at Perez! You're the TWITS!

    92. amand says – reply to this


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      she looks like heidi montag here! =\

    93. BDO says – reply to this


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      Still better than your poor quality fashion line. YOU FAT FUCK!

    94. Capta says – reply to this


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      Re: weird

      That's exactly the first thing I thought when I saw this. Her and Heidi Montag are so much alike I cannot belive it. I've also met Mr. Avril, and he was quite the jerk, sort of how Spencer is portrayed. Soon they'll be "bff" and Avril will be on the Hills.

    95. dante says – reply to this


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      Question: If no one is buying her cd's, why the fuck would they buy her clothes? Newsflash: Avril, no one wants to hear you sing let alone dress like your skankass! Get a grip "YOUR OVER"!

    96. mmm says – reply to this


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      maybe she called you fat?
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      she sounds fine perez, you sound like bobby trendy and i do not mean that in a good way!
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    97. catt says – reply to this


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      I don't get what the problem is. obviously you hate her, but to me there's nothing unintenionally or intentionally funny about that clip. Also, she doesn't sound anything like a 14 year old. I'm not a fan of hers, but sheesh, you're grasping for straws with this post



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      I couldn't care less about her clothes, they are all whack anyway, but I would seriously pound that hot little ass like the fist of god.

    99. lala says – reply to this


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      ok perez, its clear you dont like and that you are biased. In addition, you also have aclothing line so this one copetes against yours. No, she was fine, boring, but fine. Also, her target are teens so she looks fine as 13 instead of 24, hello? you do want to be appealing..
      I think you were biased becuase you dont like her.

    100. Teeth says – reply to this


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      What's up with her pronunciation? Does she wear dentures?

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