Poor Avril
Filed under: Avril Lavigne > Canadialand > Fashion SmashionAvril Lavigne is going to turn 24 years old in September, yet the Canadian singer and "songwriter" still sounds like she's 14!
This video to promote her new fashion line for Kohl's is so unintentionally hilarious.
You must check it out!
Posted: July 8, 2008 at 1:45 pm
She is a waste of life.
oh lord.
HA HA 1st
Mabye?
shes become so lame
its sad
good god….cheezy.
shes so annoying.
why would anyone want to buy her clothes.
and whoahhhhh kohls, kudos avpill!
2nd! I still love avril!
I would love to see her career go down the drain tonight. WHY ARE ALL THESE "CELEBS" COMING OUT WITH CLOTHING LINES?!
She does sound too young to be on TV…..Even I could do better than that. And I'm 15….
I don't see it… she was fine. I think she is annoying, but the video was all right for her fan base, anyway… Poor Avril… she is laughing all the way to the bank! That crap will sell!
FIRST???
Almost as bad as heidi montag
SO SHE HAS A CUTE VOICE.. NOW Y DONT YOU TALK ABOUT YOUR MAN TITS??
you cant even see her eyes…they need to lay off on all the eye liner
she has black holes instead of eyes. she has no soul
Kohls is a little low brow. Oh well, I guess it's all she could get.
She needs to eat a cheese burger.
she should feel embarrassed, what a disgrace to Canada
She is and always has been a poser.
with a career that is over, who would want to dress like her? Kids used to love her now she is just a wannabe. That was not a good choice by Khols to sell her stuff….will they be the next store down the drain because of a bad decision? We will all be able to thank her if it happens.
I wonder if the racoon eyes are sold seperately.
she once asked her fans to stop copying her now she want them to buy her clothes??
She looks like a raccoon…
Uh, Perez… You're not exactly brimming with maturity!
hahahhaa her clothes are hideous!!!
i have always hated her music! i never liked her stuff ever. way to whore yourself out avril.
plus she looks like axl roses love child before he got all that plastic surgery!
I would smell her coochie
People say the US school system is bad. For a 24-year-old she has the vocabulary of a 3rd grader.
I feel sorry for her.
Avril is freakin' rad.
Why is she talking like that?
What's so hilarious?
Did anyone notice that she kind of resembles Heidi from the Hills? They have the same annoying voice, the same inability to put together thoughtful sentences, and the same ugly ass stripper blonde-ish hair?
No wonder they both gross me out.
Why does she wear so much eye make-up? She looks like she has two black eyes.
Re: Anononon –
SHAME i'm third OH WELL
I like Avril.
Im probably going to buy some Abbey Dawn stuff, because there's a Kohl's like a block away from my house and some of my friends give me gift cards there.
her 15 minutes of fame were up 30 minutes ago….
I thought she didnt like her "fans" dressing like her!
I'm actually impressed with her fashion line. It wasn't as crappy as I thought it would be. However, she does need to fix her extensions. They look so obvious.
God she looks scarily like Heidi Montag!
Yuck!
I must have missed the funny part.
Why don't you go eat some more shit FATPEZ you clown
Wow, she would fit right in with my grade 8 students. I usually make it a point to support Canadian artists but Avril is just a twit. Oh well, morons need role models too…
i hate when "musicians" think they can be real fashion designers just because they have money and know how distinguish to between pink or black…..
Why don't you go eat some more shit FATPEZ you ugly clown
freakin great…somebody told her to smarten up and stop acting like such a debbie-downer! she actually smiled for once and at least was faking like she's happy! i'd be miserable too though….if I was married to the ugliest dude on the planet!! her man looks like somebody smashed a frying pan in his face! he has the perma-stink-look!
Hi fat boy , you tried to copy Avrils style for your own clothes line and you bombed because you have NO talent and NO fans .
Avrild clothes line ABBEY DAWN is going to do good , yours sucks and will be over in 6 months.
SUCK IT UP FAT BOY
She may be in a downward spiral but shes def still hot!
You Fuckin Bitch! It's not that ugly!
U fuckin Drag Queen Perez
Because skull T-shirts are SO fashion forward. Her "design team" hahahaha.
Have you forgotten your own clothing line?? You sound more like a girl than she does!!
she's hot!
she sounds and looks so cute
As much as i love you perez,
LEAVE AVRIL ALONE!
she's a fucking TWIT
she stole her original look from the streets of TORONTO and then told everyone to "stop" dressing like her…
UM HELLO BITCH we didn't copy your HICK NAPANEE ASS…you copied US.
Hi fat boy , you tried to copy Avrils style for your own clothes line and you bombed because you have NO talent and NO fans .
Avrild clothes line ABBEY DAWN is going to do good , yours sucks and will be over in 6 months.
SUCK IT UP FAT BOY
She's such a douche!!
OK. I'm 24 and I still love Avril since she started.
She's talented and beautiful.
I LOVE HER MUSIC and
I HATE WHEN PEREZ TALKS SHIT ABOUT GOOD PEOPLE LIKE AVRIL.
Why do you hate her? u wish u could be AVRIL? just because she didnt want to be your friend, you hate her to death.
POOR YOU PEREZ, U R STILL FAT AND U LL BE FAT FOREVER.
U CANT BE SKINNY LIKE THE REST OF US.
SHAME ON YOU. PUERCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
PUERCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
why'd that bitch have to use MY first name?!
of all names. It puts shame to all the Abbeys out there.
its copyright.
Isn't this the same girl that used to get pissed off that girls were "imitating" her style? I guess it's okay as long as she is making money off of it. What a loser.
She is a bit of a poser.
is it me, or does she speak EXACTLY like heidi Montag!? Ditsy blonde with nothing to offer the world except her corporate whoremanship… they're all about talking points, name lending and doing what they can to milk every last second out of their 15 minutes… vomit
Same looking clothes as everyone else. She has not come up with anything new or exciting. Same as Heidi,L.C.,Gwen,Fergie,etc. You all are copycats. I am 41 years old and I have seen a plaid skirt with a rocker tee for YEARS.
That kinda looks like Perez' clothing line!
I am so ashamed that she's from the same place as me! it might be a little more loyal to launch the clothing line in Canada, but no, she has to launch it at Kohl's in the U.S! u know what? FUCK AVRIL! SHE CAN STAY IN THE U.S. AND GET HATED THERE. WHO THE HELL WOULD BUY THIS SHIT? IT'S PROBABLY SO EVEN MORE LITTLE B!TCHES CAN LOOK LIKE A SKANK(AKA AVRIL LAVIGNE)
yah yah i agree et al….but, not gonna lie, the purple zebra print jacket is kinda rad. i'd buy that one…..that's it though.
Re: FOREV – you're a douche. P's trying to get healthy… just because you can't seem to find it in you to be the fan of a REAL musician don't take it out on a man who actually has taste
eww. punk rock is soooo 5 years ago.
For some reason, Avril Lavigne and Heidi Montag remind so much of each other. Is that weird??
its like she never grew up along the way. she not only sounds like a preteen (both voice and substance) but she looks 12. i mean, i', 24 and i would feel embarassed walking down the street looking like that. it needs to be toned down. at least change the pink out of your hair, maybe cut it and make it edgier, u'know, a lil bit more grown up. and the clothes…. ugh. whos gonna buy that shit?
Re: ALLIS
uhhh..more like 25 years ago.
Sorry, Bitch, but your style is horrendous!
What did you expect? She was touring when she should have been going to college.
i love avril lavigne and abbeyDawn!!*
SHE'ROCKS!!! honestly nobody likes to be copyy,,*
and i think abbey dawn is much better than perezhilton linee!
xoxo love avril
..the heavy black eye makeup looks ridiculous..
I think the clothes are adorable and so is she!
wtf? abbey dawn? sounds like my grandma's stripper name. eww, I hated looking at those pictures. I still have a clear image of them right before i vomited!
it sounds like perez has a vendetta against Avril……..leave her alone…….sound like someone likes to talk about her a little too much……stop being an ass……leave her alone….she was fine to me in the video. Stop being a hater !!!!!!!!!!!!1
Can't she sing her OWN lyrics?? She's singing Lenny Kravitz's Love Revolution song, when the video starts…
She makes me cringe so badly. Is she not embarassed and ashamed of herself. If i saw her in the street i would knock her out and i'm not even a violent person. She has a really skullish head shape.
me
i want a purple zebra hoodie!
i think what perez means its that she has a body of a 14yr old so sad no boobies what soever!!!!!!!hahahhaha
what a fuckin skank……
You sound more like a young girl than she does, tubby. You have bigger boobs too.
I'm really not a big fan of Avril but her line looks a bit like yours, Perez and it will probably be affordable since it's at Kohl's….I'm just sayin….
Re: Marly – if u don't like hearing about Avril which is usually in a badway, then don't go on Perez's website. how stupid r u? and get something better to do than sit around reading sh!t about this fuckin hoe. and did Perez ever say he hated her? the name of this post is "Poor Avril" don't u think he has some heart feeling bad for her?
She still dresses like a 14 year old who is obsessed with Hot Topic. -_- She needs to grow up.
I work at a Kohl's. We got her clothing line in early. It's out on the floor now and no one is buying it.
Perez, if there is one thing you should not putting down it's someone else's clothing line. For sure. Yours is like belly up.
PEREZ, you know i love you. However these ads on EVERY video are annoying. I'm not clicking on them anymore…
She has accomplished more at the age of 24 than EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU on staff at Perez! You're the TWITS!
she looks like heidi montag here! =\
Still better than your poor quality fashion line. YOU FAT FUCK!
Re: weird –
That's exactly the first thing I thought when I saw this. Her and Heidi Montag are so much alike I cannot belive it. I've also met Mr. Avril, and he was quite the jerk, sort of how Spencer is portrayed. Soon they'll be "bff" and Avril will be on the Hills.
Question: If no one is buying her cd's, why the fuck would they buy her clothes? Newsflash: Avril, no one wants to hear you sing let alone dress like your skankass! Get a grip "YOUR OVER"!
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WHY SO MUCH HATE PEREZ???????????????????
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maybe she called you fat?
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she sounds fine perez, you sound like bobby trendy and i do not mean that in a good way!
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I don't get what the problem is. obviously you hate her, but to me there's nothing unintenionally or intentionally funny about that clip. Also, she doesn't sound anything like a 14 year old. I'm not a fan of hers, but sheesh, you're grasping for straws with this post
I couldn't care less about her clothes, they are all whack anyway, but I would seriously pound that hot little ass like the fist of god.
ok perez, its clear you dont like and that you are biased. In addition, you also have aclothing line so this one copetes against yours. No, she was fine, boring, but fine. Also, her target are teens so she looks fine as 13 instead of 24, hello? you do want to be appealing..
I think you were biased becuase you dont like her.
What's up with her pronunciation? Does she wear dentures?